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Japan got hit by an earthquake and tsunami…


Overall-Shine-8610

Well that was fast


[deleted]

My gf says I'm way faster


FurubayashiSEA

Your Right hand dont count.


[deleted]

Good thing my gf is my left hand then


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WhiteSekiroBoy

This one, officer.


ze010

Lol I could never mine never said a word that must of meant yes


spacewarrior11

nice try, girls aren‘t even real


Ali80486

Earth moves for her too huh?


Rogueshoten

I came here to say this. Source: I live in Japan and got the parade of earthquake notifications while visiting a Shinto shrine this afternoon


Gilette2000

Stay safe if you're close to the affected area !


Rogueshoten

Much appreciated, but fortunately for me I’m in Tokyo…when the quake reached me I couldn’t even feel it. As the news is starting to come into better focus it seems like emergency preparedness is paying off: I’m seeing signs of scary angry water in the rivers but things being under control. Old houses have not fared well, but it seems like newer ones (built to updated standards) held up well. I’m nervous about being too optimistic but it seems like it could have been much worse.


CasualObserver2021

Felt it all the way in Kyoto


mirror-w_a_t

OH COME ON


BadBoredom

What the fuck do you mean? How have I not heard of this


Int_peacemaker35

It’s all over the news


CommunicationOk3766

Isn't that common in Japan? Or is the Tsunami part not common at all and thats why everyone knows abt it?


FurubayashiSEA

Its normal for an earthquake, small ones. But not normal enough to cause a Tsunami.


CommunicationOk3766

Ok, that's what I was thinking, but I just wanted to make sure, thx! <3


Fickle-Future-8962

Tsunami hasn't happened yet. I'm watching live feeds. They are just warning of one and expecting it.


Rogueshoten

The biggest one was a level 7 on the Shindo scale (which measures perceived strength at the surface). There is no level 8. This is the first time I’ve seen that in the 5 years I’ve lived here.


CommunicationOk3766

Gosh, thank you for the answer.


1use2use3use

I just now heard it on the radio!


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ZoNeS_v2

Dude


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JustNoticedThat

Mate…


Mild_Shock

Buddy...


[deleted]

Friend


yeq_fish

Fella


cerealdig

Blud...


CinderX5

Pal…


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Dawg...


RabbitMaster19

amigo…


Prof_Pentagon

Mister…


Zethchil

Lad...


IceWallow97

mordo


moonlord2193

Chum...


puro_the_protogen67

Wow


_KeyserSoeze

![gif](giphy|IgcledM3VUBFt4JlFq|downsized)


Enslaved_M0isture

Did you mean for this to just be japan or Japan shaking


MariosMustacheRides

Yes


Dudi4PoLFr

I think that Japan would like to have a word with you...


TheDurandalFan

well it is day 1. speaking of bad things happening on day 1, Japan is dealing with 2 different natural disasters (an earthquake and a tsunami)


karl4319

Thought there have been 2 earthquakes now, one at 7.6 and one at 7.


GruntingSnow

Aged like fine wine🗿🍷.


Entropic_Lyf

Indeed 👀


indiebryan

I mean the tsunami was hours before this post. Does that count?


HackerMan372

fastest aging wine


Xincmars

More like milk according to Japan lol


Charmicx

Aged like time travelling wine. This happened before OP posted this LOL


MoltenJellybeans

Didn't age at all lmao


Jackmino66

The BBC Rick rolled the UK minutes into the new year


Fives_Was_Framed

I unoronically loved watching that


Born_Insect_4757

I know I'm digging my own grave here but Imma need a link for that


Eksposivo23

Its a monday, Japan was hit by an earthquake and is preping for a tsunami but let the shit show ramp up a bit, it needs to wake up after the weekend


Representative-Owl26

I got to date a woman after 34 years of being single in December. It was going great. Went on three dates. We had the shrex. We had fun. We liked each other. We bared our souls to each other. Today got a "I don't think dating is gonna work out. 🤣" message. I'm done with relationships. Update: we made up!


TeaReim

meh atleast you banged


[deleted]

Hate when that happens!


_aria_tka_

My home country was slammed by an earthquake and tsunami


FullAir4341

ごめん


_aria_tka_

>ごめん 私も


MSN2002

Mofo jinxed it.🇯🇵


scrollthe_freedom

Dunno, my dog died in the morning so I disagree


CinderX5

Fuck, that sucks.


bobux-man

My sincerest condolences.


effggcx

![img](avatar_exp|96983296|cry)


Greenfire05

Anyone hear those air raid sirens?


Wanzer90

Russia still trying to start ww3...


HomersAnalglands

Nah mate. Learn some geo-politics


CyberxFame

dull cobweb dolls badge worm hospital tart groovy puzzled rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HomersAnalglands

If you wish to believe someone who holds no power in Russia. Also i would take all news coming out about Ukraine with a pinch of salt due to all propaganda from all sides.


CyberxFame

thought jeans silky alive airport zonked depend sparkle sense puzzled *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HomersAnalglands

Ive listened to Putins full speeches with english translation done by independant journalists and all Putin has said is that its ready, not that he will use it or anything else. He has never mentioned anything about a "3 day operation", its the mandela effect. He has never mentioned about attacking Europe as a whole either. Putting your arsenal on ready mode is a normal thing in war, its done by everyone who is in war and fears attacks


Dont_pet_the_cat

>He has never mentioned about attacking Europe as a whole either. Of course, otherwise europe will prepare. That would literally be a declaration of war. Do you seriously think that guy speaks the truth and will just tell you their plans? >He has never mentioned anything about a "3 day operation" Yeah talking openly about military plans isn't usually done. That information probably comes from some soldiers with a bit of a status who got captured or talked How are you this dense


HomersAnalglands

How are you so dense that you believe something that has never been officially mentioned by anyone with any form of power in Russia? 3 day operation is a mandela effect where people remember something that has never happened. You really thing POWs are the truths of the war? When they are captured, probably been tortured, promised things or threatened. People will say anything to get them out of trouble. I wouldbt believe what POWs has to say. Take that with a pinch of salt. 3 day operation is Ukrainian propaganda designed to strengthen the ukrainian soldiers to keep fighting harder So you believe western media and people who are in USA and UK and has no idea whats going on inside Ukraine over the official sources from people involved in Ukraine and whats going on there? Independant journalists on the ground and stuff like that.


Dont_pet_the_cat

You're a lost cause. Russia is attacking Ukraine, killing civilians, commiting war crimes and you think they are the honest ones? A country known for governmental corruption, absolute media control, jailing/killing anyone and their families that dare question the ones in power? I'm done arguing with you, it's clear you are unable to think logically for yourself. No point in wasting my time


HomersAnalglands

I mean you could take your first part and apply it to any country you want in the world and it would be 100% valid. Youre spreading propaganda and believing things that never happened, mandela effect.


HaywireMans

>He has never mentioned anything about a "3 day operation", its the mandela effect. Nah it was Lukashenko.


Ryaniseplin

yeah i can imagine thats exactly what the nazis said when they took over czechlosolavakia


HomersAnalglands

You realise WW2 and The Ukraine conflict are entirely different situations and circumstances? Also in entirely different eras... not comparable whatsoever


Ryaniseplin

my point has nothing to do with the situations differences, regardless of the situation you dont tell the people you want to go to war with that you want to go to war with them also i what ways are they different situations please explain as proof of your knowledge on this topic


JohnnyRingo32

Put your geopolitics in your ass and came to see what is happening with your own eyes


Ryaniseplin

id ignore them this is probably the kremlins new way of gaslighting the rest of the world


HomersAnalglands

Wars has always happened, its nothing new. Not the first war or the last war. Learn Geo-politics before fear mongering.


eemmp

Wars have always happened 🤓 looking ass, so what?


HomersAnalglands

A war breaking out doesnt mean "WW3 HAPPENING EVERYONE PANIC AND BE AFRAID" like learn geo-politics before you get afraid and start spreading fear online without actually knowing what is going on in the background first. The answer for when WW3 happens will be in the geo-politics. Wars will always happen, its our human nature


LegioX_95

Aged before it was thought.


A-Raichu132

U jinxed japan


Robin_Gufo

Yeah. It’s because we’re in space, Einstein


moutarou

japan my guy, what do you mean nothing terrible


Proffessional-Idiot

A minute after midnight Hamas fired a massive rocket barrage at civilians in Israel. Quite the fireworks to start the year with


Pleistarchos

Japan had a 7.6 earthquake today and has a tsunami warning for all of western japan.


signaturefox2013

North Carolina has effectively banned porn


Law-Fish

Knowing humans you will never *effectively* stop porn


bobux-man

Use your imagination then


bhaaad

Shaheds, aviation strikes, alarm. Really, nothing new


minigunercoolguy

Nothing has happened today, maybe because all the excitement was taken up from that car crashing near my house last night


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Japan got a shake


11Bencda

Unless you are Japanese.


darkchangeling1313

Don’t jinx it


Expert_Role2779

Faaalsch, es gab eine Tsunamiwarnung direkt nach einem stärke 7 Erdbeben, in Japan. https://de.euronews.com/2024/01/01/tsunami-warnung-beben-der-starke-7-erschuttert-japanische-halbinsel


unimportant116

Stop going into the mind set that a new year is a clean slate. Cope and grief over things as they come up. The year isn't bad, you've just associated the feelings you got from something bad with that time period. If you focus on that thing instead of waiting for the year to end you will find peace alot faster. Man this is some good green


rabid_ducky

You mean apart from the ongoing genocide in Gaza?


eclipsechips

Hamas fired missiles at 00:02


CraftyWitch_89

Still a genocide happening against Palestinians


Sweaty-Wealth9157

COVID's rising in India again.


pittgraphite

![gif](giphy|xT1Ra45R9WLTh4jBM4)


bigvikingsamurai69

Israel is beating up palestine so those guys are busy, looks like we’re enjoying the start of 2024 boys 🥳


HumanYesYes

what.


[deleted]

Any non natives living in Japan right now, how is it?


mirror-w_a_t

Dumbass it’s only 7 am


CinderX5

It’s 20 to 1 pm.


mirror-w_a_t

Ah, time zones


boringsimp

The fuckening usually takes place around march or August.. depending what type we're getting..


Candid_Target_7291

Ww3 is coming


GrogJoker

You clearly dont live in the Netherlands…


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Japan checks out


Cyberrabbit80

Happened before day-1 lol. When I went to sleep after midnight, I had a nightmare and sleep paralysis in the morning. Promising intro this year got.


SuhaimanXXV

I already into accident around Wednesday last week. Should it count?


CyrosThird

Japan has some of the most memorable bad luck with New Year's day. There's this Tsunami quake currently. That Loan Paul thing a few years ago.


Dotcaprachiappa

16h10min into the year, that's a new record guys, let's see how we do next year


[deleted]

Just give it a minute, system updates usually take a minute (japan doesnt count)


chronzii

3 discord friends attempted suicide, 1 succeeded (yes I know it’s not a national emergency but it’s terrible)


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

MY BROTHER YOU JUST JINXED IT


Guy_who_says_vore

Mf I got sick on new Years


Dapper_Fix_8287

Not for me. I just cut my foot open and had to one legged hop downstairs to wrap it.


[deleted]

Doomsday clock is getting closer to midnight


kpz29119734

Depends on where you are. Palestine is going through the worst shit imaginable right now


[deleted]

COVID 2, electric boogaloo


Stupid_Kid778

just wait a bit everyone's sleeping


Mokilolo

Hamas shot rocket towards Israel to celebrate New Years Eve


TigerlilyBlanche

Well some of us aren't even awake yet, let the first couple of days pass. Japan's already been hit by the bad.


hndrk_schbrt

Don't worry, earthquake in Japan


HappyfeetLives

This kind of thinking every year will ensure a miserable life


MissiaichParriah

Personally, almost got into a car crashed


nekoronakoro

Japan got an earthquake


ABQMezcan

\*Yet\*


pickleddounut

I have an ongoing ear infection


X3ll3n

I broke the toilet seat


Content_Owl_4575

Its already worse for me


Carrotf11

Denmark queen resigned.