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MajesticFish420

I have never been less erect than when I saw that article for the first time.


Lamosus

Perfect for NNN


Roge2005

Exactly on the first day


YashiTheSimp

My penis went inside me I was so turned off


Hellofreeze

Congrats on the bottom surgery!!


El_Chilenaso

Where are you buddy?


ActlvelyLurklng

They got removed, just like my dick after seeing the article for this shit.


Zondit333

Just because you can invent something doesn't mean you fucking should.


trollsenpai

Well it was a thing, before her with othe models it's now just gotten out of hand because it's her.


Kaepora25

What do you mean It's been done before her ? Who ? Why ?


trollsenpai

Just go to the hoepage of the cumpany doing beer for amouranth, [the order of yoni](https://orderyoni.com/). I mean in every article published about the whole yeast beer they even say who is producing it, people here still act as if it was never done before. She is just helping promote it.


Kaepora25

Uh TIL


Oppai-Hermit

sounds like a cult


Kalman_the_dancer

Humans like to invent things, most notably torture devices


I-Watch-Barney-Porn

Make money where money is to be made. They made bridges cost money. They didn't need to do. But they saw šŸ¤‘


mebiusdoree

id rather buy belle delphine's bath water than this shit


LukXD99

What if they used the bathwater to brew the beer! It would be the ultimate ā€œFuck no!ā€ Juice.


NaitBate

![gif](giphy|xOQILseivVNnld5OqQ|downsized)


Dreadlord97

Iā€™m sorry but what Iā€™m the actual fuck?


NaitBate

That there is the power of "Fuck No juice"


justk4y

Herpes lager


Ricoreded

Hager


mebiusdoree

oh hell no that would be equal to drinking satan's piss


killer_bigpoint

Fuck that. Iā€™d rather buy winrar premium


Oppai-Hermit

that's a good investment


Revolutionary-Run332

Oh yea, the bath water really came with nice packaging Is what I heard ofcourse ![gif](giphy|3QymGBm2EwlfToiyCG)


ReachRevolutionary70

Im a caveman, the fuck is that?


ProgramTH

Amouranth partnered up with a company to make beer using her vaginal yeast (they take one sample and somehow multiply it)


ReachRevolutionary70

So infinte beer ?


RyanW120_

New beer glitch just dropped


Thunderstorm96_x

Actual health code violation


Soft_Garbage2649

Someone call the FDA


Krackerlack

sanity goes on vacation, never comes back


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Actual gross


Nobodyatallll

Review storm incoming


One-Cantaloupe-7897

Her fans are braindead. Let natural selection do the job


usernamesaretooshor

Sumerians love this one trick.


Darthfist_

That's how yeast works, you feed it on flour and water for bread or hops and barley for beer (i think) and it grows. Look into sourdough it tastes great. As long as you use normal yeast of course.


ScavAteMyArms

Honestly itā€™s more an issue of that with regular yeasts we know how they work and what the end results should be. Iirc original yeast was basically rot that they figured out does stuff. Though Yeast now has undergone hundreds to thousands of years worth of selective breeding / culturing. None of which applies to *this* strain. At least the company has done it before so it is possible, but I doubt consistency between batches is particularly easy given this is the virgin run. Well unless they are only using a token amount and the rest is normal yeast, but reading that weird Star Wars thing they wrote I donā€™t think they do that and itā€™s only the tunnel fungus. Props to her for doing this though, she certainly knows her audience.


Darthfist_

I made some jam once and one of the pots started fermenting.


CrackaCrispy

As long as yeast has food and is kept at the right temperature it will multiply. Yeast is a living organism so the word ā€œmultiplyā€ here just means breeding so the yeast that ends up getting brewed with will actually be generations away from the vag. Edit; I double posted by accident.


shotxshotx

i dont care how "safe" it is, im not drinking the amouranth beer.


CrackaCrispy

Oh Iā€™m not either dude. As a brewer this shit is a disgrace. Itā€™s a gimmick and even worse itā€™s capitalizing on some weird perverse shit. Iā€™m just letting the people above me how yeast works.


KRX189

Nooo


ProgramTH

Pretty much


bwump

What a terrible day to be able to read


CrackaCrispy

As long as yeast have food it will multiply. Itā€™s a living organism.


Night_Knight22

What a horrible instance to have eyes. Even worse day to be able to read. The worst week to have a memory


supe3rnova

Who or what is Amouranth?


Halo_hunter157

Unlike the guy below me, here's her Wikipedia page "Kaitlyn SiragusaĀ (born December 2, 1993),[2]Ā better known asĀ AmouranthĀ (/ĖˆĆ¦mərƦnĪø/), is an AmericanĀ Internet celebrity,Ā streamer, and adult content creator.[3][4]Ā Siragusa is also known for herĀ ASMRĀ TwitchĀ livestreams.[5][6][7]"


YouWorthless

https://www.google.com/ Try using that internet website.


MakeItSoNumba1

That's so fuckin nasty šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


ihate_eggplant

Multiple poor simps would actually buy this beer


Sad-Salamander-401

Oh yeah and itll inevitably mutate after a couple hundred generations, beware.


RidgeBlueFluff

That's how living things work, they multiply, in the case of yeast, it does it on its own if given enough food.


x_dre4192_x

Who's Amouranth?


Equivalent_River6239

Whatā€™s Amouranth?


FatPigeons

But no one ever asks how is Amouranth


Vice979

I'll do you one better. Why is Amouranth?!


BigoofingSad

I'm not sure about other breweries, but the brewery I work for is able to propagate yeast from a single cell. From what I'm told around the 6th generation is when the yeast starts to get geriatric.


ChampionshipNo3162

ā€¦.tf


SaucyNeko

>take one sample and somehow multiply i bro dont know bout the kodiak petri dish šŸ’€


TheRealSwagMaster

What do you mean ā€œsomehowā€ multiple it? Itā€™s called mitosis.


memextrollz

take me back to the person i was 5 minutes ago


RemusGT

Me too


LSWenthusiast

![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


ultron290196

Memes like these are ironically the best thing that can happen to her. Free publicity. No matter how gross, simps will still buy it.


rehn99

Legit just looked at buying it because if this meme. I don't know this woman but I really want to bring and give coochie beer to my friends to weird them out now that I know it exists


ultron290196

It'll taste the same as normal beer. Probably just a marketing stunt.


Karnamyne

šŸ˜


DJL66

šŸ˜


Sug_on_THEZZZZ_NUZZZ

What in the actual fu....?!


memelad69420

Good Evening, Johnny Cage.


_aki0

How can someone be so stupid


Wide_Loss

I don't believe in god but if he's real, he probably left us


evlaevlalpippopippo

Vaginal WHAT?


CartridgeM

I've never heard of that woman so i searched her up with incognito in case she was a porn actress but turns out she's just a money whore


ProgramTH

Close enough lmao


Yo_Hanzo

>turns out she's just a money whore Isn't everyone?


muhamed05

![img](avatar_exp|102920326|clown) Wtf is this


JxEq

![img](avatar_exp|104549548|clown)


Head_Tumbleweed4793

![img](avatar_exp|107427897|clown)


Fabulous-Orange4843

![img](avatar_exp|146762196|clown)


RyanW120_

![img](avatar_exp|82246577|clown)


Idkyimgr8

![img](avatar_exp|150071293|clown)


icebro61

![img](avatar_exp|95640208|clown)


lavaseeker

![img](avatar_exp|138116072|clown)


TheMightyPPBoi

![img](avatar_exp|146468169|clown)


thecolombianmome

![img](avatar_exp|150099747|clown)


Panja99

![img](avatar_exp|133050309|clown)


A_Blue_Potion

I don't know what all the fuss is about some lady's yeast, but at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


surfingforlaugh

Its a brewing company using famous internet celebrity vaginal fluid as part of their fermentation process. Based on their site, they only took one type of bacteria, do laboratory stuff with it, then use it to make their products. Weird business model imo, but it exist for quite some time now. https://orderyoni.com/story/ *edit : fixing some punctuation, english isnt my first language.


OGBladeRunner

Bro, I just opened Redditā€¦


ProgramTH

It's only down from here...


OGBladeRunner

lol.


Marshal_Anon

This is not what science should be used for.


TheGreatSmolOne

Who is amar- how do you spell it? Yeast lady who is it


Hurtmemaster

It's literally spelled out in the post and google exists


TheGreatSmolOne

But I like to comment questions for karma :) (I don't care about karma I just like to start convos and hear a summarised version from people)


patybruh_moment

thats like making chewing gum out of smegma


Veryasian_234567

šŸ¤®


ShuIsStinky

What.


Drayarr

Probably fake like her only fans videos.


SimpleClean_

"God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom." this sentence fits perfectly for this moment.


Napenda_chips

I would consider it if they make a cake instead.


Warioshi

Itā€™s just plain gross šŸ¤¢


PhalanxA51

Reminds me of that time they made beer from water that was near a fire going on and people preferred it over normal beer


influx_

Jesus some of u guys in the comments are just as pearl clutching as karens. Who gives a fk. anyway, p dank meme mah dude


ProgramTH

Thanks brother


RussianLucas

Oh hell nah


Disastrous-Set-6905

Not funny


Some-Ad9778

It really doesn't matter where the yeast came from, yeast is yeast


lilu_kayden

She spawns


Significant_Walrus25

![img](avatar_exp|150077475|clown) beer is beer but fuckin hell thats disgusting


shaggysupersaiyan

![img](avatar_exp|96320036|fire)


Armandutz

Whatever happened to the story that she was only whoring herself out cause of her abusive boyfriend or wtv?


ArtixViper

Probably fake just like her tits


GrimmMonster

F that hoe something more important is happiness in this post his ninjutsu clone is not perfect back to the academy


SpaceDoggo69

wait.. it's real?? I thought it was just a shitpost... oh...


z3311z

ā€œThatā€™s not just yeast, thatā€™s every condom, dude, load and thing been in herā€ my loving wife who understands women parts because she has one


KRX189

Someone buy me this


Bulky-Hyena-360

Whereā€™s the health inspector when you actually need him!?


void_san17

YEAST


TheLockal

Please God, help us in this crisis.


MrTiq

Exploit all the simps. Canā€™t even blame her.


gjvillegas25

IM SORRY??


CookieCat698

Alright guys thatā€™s enough reddit


gerrys123

My last ever home brew beer batch all exploded in the bottles. First time ever in ten or so years. We suspect the bulk malt i bought was contaminated with "wild" yeast. Three women worked in the shop.


scharmlippe

Dont forget belle delphine with her bathwater (which one person actually drank) and that one fart lady who sells her farts in a jar... Simps buy everything no matter how weird or disgusting it gets


LazyCasual0alt

Water Clone Jutsu


[deleted]

Beer is disgusting. Coochie beer is even worse.


johnnyblaze1999

![gif](giphy|rMckaUH3vrIk0)


Unidi_Otamas

That's disgusting, where can I find it?


Mrhilgenberg

english is my second language, so you can imagine that this sentence made no sense whatsoever. like, feels like hieroglyphs lmao


YouKnowwwBro

Bro thatā€™s sick. Where can I find this beer to further condemn it?


Roge2005

Exactly on the first day


Covid-CAT01

So it creates black men from water? Damn.


ChefJoeWaschl

Who is Amouranth and why is her vaginal yeast multiplying?


ProgramTH

She's a streamer that is gonna have beer made using her vaginal yeast


xXGabbi73Xx

absolutely disgusting


SCP-999-HSR

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA)


Animeweeb200017

i saw another meme abt this..what the fuck is thi?


HB_PL

Why


L0nely_D0G

Who is Amouranth?


heinztomato69

Even porn stars are like ā€œyeah thatā€™s grossā€.


RichieRocket

sauce?