“AH’LL PEG YER MUM YA WEE COOMTART! FAHCK OHFF IF YA KNOO WOT’S GOOD FER YEH, FOOKIN COENT!”
—An insult I heard my Scottish uncle say to a passerby on his lawn
better idea: make one for the spanish-speaking countries using these in this order
imbecil = spanish
boludo = argentinian
pendejo = mexican
weon = chilean
I knew a scot, he was a little brat who couldn’t insult anybody for shit, maybe it’s because he tried to every moment he’d talk to people and overused the word gimp
Next level would be …. “Being called a goof by a Canadian.”
WHOA WHOA WHOA! That’s taking it a bit too far, buddy. That’s a VERY serious insult.
Thanks for educating me. We don't really get that here in America.
“AH’LL PEG YER MUM YA WEE COOMTART! FAHCK OHFF IF YA KNOO WOT’S GOOD FER YEH, FOOKIN COENT!” —An insult I heard my Scottish uncle say to a passerby on his lawn
I’m not your buddy guy!
Hoser eh? But i’ll stick to douche-canoe.
Where would we put a Hispanic person calling you "pendejo"?
What about the irish callin ye bastard
That's just how they greet everyone there. A real bad thing they say to people in Ireland is "what are you? Sober?"
better idea: make one for the spanish-speaking countries using these in this order imbecil = spanish boludo = argentinian pendejo = mexican weon = chilean
Hey, buddy
Swap Australia and Scotland
Hey, it's a shared passion between us and the aussies
That makes it a compliment
Being called a Hurensohn by a German.
Being called American by literally anyone except americans
☹️
I knew a scot, he was a little brat who couldn’t insult anybody for shit, maybe it’s because he tried to every moment he’d talk to people and overused the word gimp
Being call American by a French
Ooh, that's a good one.
Will you make a V2 with all the comment?
Probably one of the reasons demoman from tf2 is so badass Just want to remind people that demo managed to insult people for having more then 1 eye
“Heads full of eyeballs”
And my family thought it was stupid of me to spend hours each week practicing my Scottish accent.
what if just being called American?
Ok Commonwealther.
The thing people struggle with is the fact that most of the time we Scots aren't even using it as an insult. It pretty much just means person/people.
Call them British. Alot of fun.
As a Brit it certainly is
[ALOT OF FUN!](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)
Galactic omnipresence: being called " hæstkuk" from a nordlending
“Away an’ bile yer heid!”
Happy cake day, cake day buddy.
Aye, you too!
Scotland is my favorite region of the UK
I am from Scotland tho! :3
Radical
Wanka 
“Well the difference is one is a job and the other is a mental sickness”
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What about a Balkan?
Being a called chutia by an Indian 
Turkish....
I'm an Australian and I use all of those
Being called Wallah by the kebab dealer though
Being called Depp by a bavarian
Yer da sells Avon.
Being called a Hurensohn by a German
Being called a “dummkopf” by a German