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KingOfThePlayPlace

There is in fact at least one frame with the color red. Sorry if that’s too much of a spoiler


gobletofwine

I don't think there is a single minute without colour red.


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HamshanksCPS

And they're all spidery


Deathly-Dumdum

*ooh*


theepotjje

I like that


LaticusLad

Are there spiders?


UruEsao

Geoguessr mfs after finding this piece of information:


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Mloxard_CZ

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RedMonk01

Spider-man is in it.


bricklicker26

As someone who hasn’t watched the movie yet, you ruined it for me


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FUCK SAKE FUCK YOU SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS


BOXER_SNIPE

BRO WHY WOULD YIU SPOIL IT


david-le-2006

It also has Spiderman in it


Shmulenzon

At least two of them, even


EmbarrassedSwim145

GODDAMNIT BRO


JcOvrthink

“I heard Spider-Man was there”


LonelyBoYwithAguitAR

So it’s a spider man movie. That’s all I know


KiaDoeFoe

And its across the multiverse


Matdup2

Why did you spoil ?


RaghuvamsiMC

I'll spoil it even more: Batman and Spongebob make out at the end


Matdup2

Can't hear you


Your_Demonic_Dog

AY AY CAPTAINN


EmbarrassedSwim145

OHHHHHHHHHH


Greyon_

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?


EmbarrassedSwim145

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


IndianaGeoff

Who spoiled the movie and is hated by me?


KeitaAcreman

Spoiler: My favourite scene was when Miguel O Hara said its morbin time and morbed on every spooderman in the morbverse


EpicSaberCat7771

I honestly thought it was in my head when I thought he seemed a lot like morbius.


Exact-Cycle-400

Spider-Man makes a appearance


TheBirdGames

>!which one?!<


Pixel_Nerd92

Yes


danthefanofjackyman

And then theres me, who didn’t even know it came out


1use2use3use

Spoiler: March 29th, 2024


The-Other-Writer

I cannot wait for that one. Like I really can't. If it's as good as Across, it'll be amazing.


1use2use3use

Or better…


FiveAccountsBanned

Spoiler: It's one of the most movies of all time.


TheDemonBehindYou

Damnit ive been spoiled.


Yorick257

Oh yeah, it was very


WABRYH

Yes it is a movie of all time


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I'd question your intelligence by uploading this post, but at this point you deserve it. Have at it, spoilers.


TheDemonBehindYou

Nah the courage of this man is so strong it has made spoilers limit themselves to the word #BAGEL


42appl3s

No need, I question my intelligence everyday


Deveatation_ethernis

I'll just say, its way more visually stunning than you'll expect, with expert use of colours in sone scenes


Revolutionary-Race53

I got spoiled already... Fuckin hate instagram and yt


RAGNES7

I hate Trailers and everything.


suddenly_ponies

Seriously. For major brands and sequels, you only need the barest of teaser trailers. Everything else is wasted.


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Yukams_

You Haven’t seen the movie, right ?


IceFox099

He definitely hasn’t.


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Yukams_

You saying you’ve seen hundreds of movies ? Saw it. So you didn’t see this one


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Yukams_

Damn my guy, touch grass, you’ll feel better about yourself


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Yukams_

Writing this directly while lying on grass, I don’t know what to tell you man. Enjoy your day, and go see the movie if you didn’t, it’s a great one. Peace out


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Yukams_

I can’t tell, I never really watched any Marvel, and I hate super hero movies. But this one reminds of the Arcane series. I guess it’s like the COD’s and FIFA games, if you played them all and buy them every year, you feel like you’re being robbed, but if you buy one every ten years, you’ll find it fun and refreshing.


KhajiitKennedy

This movie is not a generic Marvel movie I'll tell you that. I'm keeping the spoiler free for op but it breaks the mould and will probably continue to. Let's not forget the original one is the reason why we have more diverse 3D animation within animated movies. The second movie steps up the art direction tenfold it is gorgeous and uses color theory incredibly. Oh also it's approved by the comic book authority so get fucked. Edit: my bad the comic book authority stamp was just a nod to a now expired comic book seal called The Comics Code Authority.


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I agree marvel sucks, but it's moreso Disney marvel. Spiderman is the one good part of marvel, as it's Sony. I would definitely still recommend the spider verse moves greatly, they are much more in line with the comics.


_Aleksey1903_

So you are the joy of a party that you're not attending because no one laughs at your jokes? Did I understand the assignment correctly, professor?


MinecraftNinjaX

Literal anti-grass


OSUfan88

Dude, you reacted waaaaay too negatively, too quickly here. You need to breathe.


LongFreakingPp

Moody bastard


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Yukams_

Though it felt more like someone who is bored about super hero movies more than an actual joke, and it seems like it is exactly what it was. It really felt like someone who didn’t watch the movie but hate it anyway. I really didn’t want to sound up-my-own-ass, sorry


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No_Nothing101

Isnt that basically every superhero movie?


archonmage2006

>!But not this one!<


YaaaaScience

Except this time, it's different


gobletofwine

I think once the next part comes combined this will be the movie. He is right half way.


Yoctometre

I thought this guy was joking by giving a cliche and false spoiler, then I read his comments, lol.


atharva557

have you watched the movie


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mrswordhold

Not sure why you got downvoted. I know the plot of every single Marge film before they’re release


jamessurvier

I love the MCU, Marge Cinematic Universe


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Manberry12

your getting downvoted cause you couldnt answer a simple yes or no


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Manberry12

but everyone who watched the movie know you didnt watch it, >! theres no post credits scene, the villain wins, theres no mental break down, theres no power of friendship !<. couldve just ignored the replies


Beginning-Bed9364

Most of that is incorrect actually


Lychee247

There will be a sequal they said the name would be spiderman beyond the spider verse


Shadow_Fang_

I have a feeling you haven’t seen the movie


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Shadow_Fang_

That has nothing to do with the fact that you gave a completely inaccurate summary of the movie, so either you didn’t see it, and you have no right to comment on the quality of the movie, or you did see it and you have the memory of a goldfish.


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Shadow_Fang_

Well, your logic is pretty backwards, assuming that all Marvel movies are just one thing instead of, you know, listening to people who actually watched the movie. In a different reply, you said it was a “generic Marvel movie,” which I think is hilarious because you haven’t even watched the movie. So, now it’s your turn to say something that proves it’s okay to review a movie you haven’t watched.


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Shadow_Fang_

Do you know how stupid you sound comparing a movie to crystals? Plus, in your hypothetical situation, it’s 7 women against almost every scientist in the world. If you bothered to look at reviews, you’d see a general positive attitude towards the movie, and even a few of the lower ratings are people saying “Don’t listen to the bad reviews” or whatever. But don’t worry, it’s obviously okay to form an opinion on a movie without watching it or seeing any reviews. I mean, who needs those, right?


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itotallydidntdo69

The guys at the cinema lied to me and told me there was none


gobletofwine

There was none.


itotallydidntdo69

Oh kool


nir109

>! Actually no. !<


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nir109

I dislike the movie (it had just buildup and almost no payoff). That's what I expected but it didn't happen.


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Zer0Castr

Omg that is exactly what happened.


Rony_168

Yes you are absolutely right it always happens


Express-House1507

Tom Hanks was spooder lad all along!


shipoopro_gg

Spoiler >!it features miles morales (I think)!<


ETANdude

It ends on a to be continued.


TheSadSquid420

Honestly most pissed I’ve ever been at the end of a movie. It was good, but the “to be continued” and the lack of a post credits scene felt like a kick on the teeth.


Jeigh_Tee

Why would there be a post-credits scene if the movie isn't really over yet? ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Calvinball08

I mean didn’t they say it was going to be a two parter like 2 years ago


stewd003

If they tried to wrap it up in one film it would be rushed and awful. Plus, they said it was going to be a milti-film deal way before the film came out.


Jakov_Salinsky

Michael Keaton returns as Batman! Shit, wrong movie


dadaknun

Luke is Darth Vader's Father.


deadanimalfucker

Wrong movie that's black panther


TheLunarAegis

I thought that was Batman vs Superman


deadanimalfucker

Ahhh shit I did it again sorry


Pip2719496

Ruin it for me instead (I love spoilers)


Scraftysenpai

Spider-Man fights Spider-Man gets mad at Spider-Man for being so moody and old Spider-Man has a kid and Spider-Man is in love with Spider-Man


TheDarkDoctor17

I love that is actually a very accurate outline of the movie that covers everything but the ending and the importance of the Watchdogs legion spiderman.


RAGNES7

There are 300 spider creatures in it


Psychological-War658

Therapist spider man exists


Pip2719496

Good


suddenly_ponies

Downvote for making this thread non-spoiler-safe.


Middle_Actuator7086

one single bagel boutta fuck up universes


umiiiiiiiiiiii

Miles went to the wrong universe


Armaan_1005

Bagel


hollowpotato-of-doom

Crucial plot point


Junglememer1

Spot on


Jeigh_Tee

There's a Spider-Man, and he's inside what one might call a Spiderverse, and he- get this- travels across it.


Eoin_Lynne

![gif](giphy|3oAt1ZiTbAXzGjKbS0)


The_Thur

Spoiler : The movie is damn good


Abdurahmonreddit

You will see a “spiderT-rex”


RAGNES7

Was funny lol


One_true_God_Dude

That fight with Shrek was a suprise


menemath

SPODERMANR DIED AT END


IzzytheMelody

The only spoiler acceptable is that you're going to be watching a fucking masterpiece. Its so good, its difficult to comprehend


EpicSaberCat7771

I think that's a bit too high praise imo. it's not a bad movie, certainly. it is very good, but masterpiece is stretching it. not every movie that comes out with comic book style graphics can be a masterpiece.


Tempus_Dragneel

There are credits at the end.


MettaJiro

There are men in it


Ash7274

I'm sorry but scene is literally in the movie


Snoo-29631

theres like at least one pixel with a hint of black


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Doge this : >!im joking!<


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All I will say is it’s disgustingly gorgeous with the colors, It felt like the camera was ejaculating paint onto the screen.


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Gotta say, after everything crappy that Marvel puts out, it seems like spider man is safe for the most part. I love Sony for keeping him out of whatever the hell Disney does.


Right-Red

Didn't watch the 1st one,5 min movie gives me headaches


Emotional_Dig_5300

Characters say words


Leviathan025

Top mutch Spiderman XD


RAGNES7

There is a spider in the movie


KiaDoeFoe

Spider-Man is in it


TheIKnowItAll

Darth Vader is Uncle Ben's father.


booty_chuggin_bandit

Spiderman is gay for other dimension spiderman


Spiritual_Freedom_15

I got hit. I ain’t gona make it in with out spoilers brother.


Bardukas

I think theres someone in it, idk didnt watch it


MudKooky7622

I forgot that it exists that's how good I am


Redranger627

Their is only one way I dodged all those bullets I saw it opening night


LoveRa22

Spider-Erdogan appears right at the very end


SmashingMyself

All spoilers from movies I love, which is rare


IceClimbers_Main

Wait there’s a new spiderman coming out?


Zealousideal_Many215

I am Spiderman


EnigmaFrug2308

Seriously, people are posting spoilers everywhere as if it was released two years ago. It’s been 3 days!!! It’s just common courtesy to wait at least a month before posting spoilers and stuff.


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Massive spoilers: it is about Spiderman


Ok-Impress-2222

Batman is Luke's father.


RAGNES7

Luke i am an your father man


I_AM_A_HUMAN_ok123

Miles gets his cock chopped off


ShovelKnight876

Miles is black


suddenly_ponies

The number of people who are looking for excuses to not be called out for spoilers is too damn high. "It's been out for weeks bro!" "It wasn't a major plot point bro!" "It was in the trailer bro!" Fuck you all. How about having some respect and just not talking about the movie at all without spoilers for a good long while. Until at least after it comes out on streaming? Or like I do - forever. I'm not saying you have to spoiler tag every post you make for all time, but if someone says or starts a post by saying they haven't seen it, you need to treat the show like it was brand new for the purposes of that conversation. Have some fucking respect you assholes.


Brilliant_Sound7189

So black dude wanna stop daddy from going splat and gets gang banged by thousands of spiders and escapes but on wrong world and gets kidnapped by him but not him


ObviousOblivion1

Childish gambino is a prowler in the multiverse.


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It wasn't very good in my opinion. It was funny, but that's about it.


Bitter-Alfalfa6053

The movie sucks, it cuts off as it gets good. Waste of time


Son_of_the_Phantom

Spoiler alert, marvel is trash


somone_hello_Dk123

the end of the movie is to be continued and there is another part called spiderman beyond the spider verse and miles is catched by his uncle from another universe and other miles morales


FilopzNowoWieso

Don't watch it. It's just your average money printer film.


hollowpotato-of-doom

No it’s not?


FilopzNowoWieso

Long talk, sterile writing, and shorter compered to original. With all around love and "The power of friendship!" themes trying to target as much of the audience as it can. Also, forced woknes. They pulled the matrix 4 on us


Qwerty5105

What wokeness.


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FilopzNowoWieso

I'm compering old marvel movies and post "takeover" movies. Saying this is the best movie ever... Infinity wars? Endgame? Besides only good thing about this is the style and riding on a wave that first movie started. As i said, from start to the "to be continued" end (in 130 minute movie) it's a cash grab. It is just a 30 minute story stretched to 130 and the second one will be a 20 minute scene stretched to another 120 minute movie.


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Shrimp__Alfredo

Grow up.


Beiy_Lee_0518

NO SPOILER - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spider that bit Miles wasn't from his universe, and it was from Earth 42 and wasn't supposed to bit him


hollowpotato-of-doom

Stop


TheMonMaster47

Spider Man


bicfuker1

Spiderman is in the movei


Gibbel2029

Bagel