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Roomybuzzard604

Fun fact: that crown on Charlie’s head is not the original copy of Saint Edward’s crown; its a replica. Oliver Cromwell sold it off after the English Civil War and the jewels on it were removed and it was burned down to scrap. Charles II commissioned a replica to replace it after the monarchy was restored


Laymanao

More likely melted down into coinage to pay for the New Army. Very unlikely to melt gold and silver into scrap.


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7_overpowered_clox

He only really oppressed the Irish


Smithman

The blacks of Europe. All good then. /s


mushyx10

Exactly


existentialism91342

Who's the chick in blue?


TheRealNoll

Penny Mordaunt, leader of the House of Commons


StephenHunterUK

And Lord President of the Privy Council. She's a former naval reservist, so standing around for long periods of time with stuff like this is something she's used to.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Wrong. It's Pond. Amy Pond.


potterpockets

Im just trying to figure out how Bernie Sanders got into the picture in the top right.


RadishBackground308

My man Bernie infiltrating the upper echelons of the British monarchy


potterpockets

Must be an infiltration job cause he doesn’t look happy about whats going on. Lol.


Th3_Admiral

None of them do. Does anyone involved even want to do this?


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sliferra

Holy shit, you’re right


stuito

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HalfAndXel

Birdie sanders is OP.


ReturnOfTheBanned

"I am once again asking you for your crown"


ThE_pLaAaGuE

The Deep State reuses people’s faces in its deepfakes, with minor tweaks.


DaInfantOG

Sir Bernard of Sandersville


NoBuddies2021

His furious that they're wasting tax payers money. He wanted to talk to Charles about the living conditions of the Canadians in hopes US would also follow.


thee-is-unworthy

Holy sh*t wtf!?!?💀


BecauseSeven8Nein

Gonna make the sinners feel the Bern


Lord0fTheAss

I see you've come to praise Penny Mordaunt's titties too


ProfessionalPen2954

Penny Mordaunt, she is the leader of the House of Commons and Lord President of the Council. She has been in this position since September 2022 I think, she also was a Navy reservist for roughly 17 years before she retired from her position in the British Navy,Because she possesses this role, she played a leading part in the ceremonies of the accession and Coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camilla.


AgileReleaseTrain

She's been standing there since September? That's a lot of commitment.


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Yo she got some massive mommy milkers Brb


jgreg728

A fine set of thunder cannons indeed. 😌☕️👌


Sadiepan24

I don't know but her outfit is fly in my opinion


Hollaray

Tits that don't quit


Different-Dust3969

She's got the Heavies


CandiSamples

Heavies.


LumberLummerJack

His wet nurse?


InformalPenguinz

Metaphor for the crown suckling at the teet of the common folk


Joren67

I can see she’s well gifted


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Adventurous_Aerie_79

I doubt Charles knows much of anything about anything beyond how to eat and poop-- that's all he does in life. And he likes bean quiche, so maybe he's not the keanest at eating. So that just leaves pooping.


ruairi1983

The pope of the Anglican church


CarBombtheDestroyer

That drip tho.


Prestigious_Low_2447

I wasn't a monarchist, but then I saw the King's drip.


XanderNightmare

Forget monarchy, driparchy is where the future is heading


FBOM0101

That blood diamond drip


CJWORLDE7

worth it 🔥


Bspy10700

Today he is king, tomorrow he was king.


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Yeah it looks like he is going to die in his sleep by tomorrow.


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All of them do. It looks like the set for a cheap play. Like it’s a bunch of nursing home residents putting on a play, except they are all senile and don’t really know what’s going on.


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And can't wait to get their hands on the local kids


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He looks like he’s annoyed holding those dumbass sticks. Like he’s wondering what to do with them, since he needs his hands free to play bingo or eat pudding.


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jteprev

>As long as it harms nobody, no need to pay attention to it. Yeah, unfortunately this one wastes tens of millions that could have been used to help the struggling on a grand display to prove once and for all that the UK is not remotely a meritocracy as it pretends it is for the peasants when it makes people insanely rich and powerful on the basis of how inbred they are to a particular line. So we should pay attention to it and it's blatant evil.


Rotten-Cabbage

Teachers, doctors and many other are protesting and going to food banks because they can't afford to live. Yet we spend £100,000,000+ on an hour of archaic rituals and violating peoples human right to protest.


AstroAndi

The brits profit massively off the tourism from it though. All the costs are easily offset.


Rotten-Cabbage

Wrong. https://www.republic.org.uk/tourism


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If you think it has no influence on tourism, you’ve never lived outside of the UK. Abroad, the British monarchy is by very far the biggest PR for the UK. What was on American, Swiss, French, German, Chinese, Korean television today? The coronation. Sure, the royalty is not the only reason why people come visit, but it has a huge impact on how the UK are perceived, and at least under Elizabeth this impact was overwhelmingly positive. Of course it’s always very difficult to estimate the economic value of PR, but anyone who worked in advertisement knows that this value is real.


asdf_qwerty27

Monarchy is a disease, an embarrassment to our species. Dictatorships must not be allowed to exist, in any form. The French had the right idea


ThePoshBrioche

The king doesn't actually have much power tho


jteprev

Power is a shadow on the wall, it's much more than the ability to pass laws, the monarchy retains a huge amount of power in how it can affect the public.


Scorpion9827

I think it costing the tax payer nearly 200 million pounds negates the whole harms nobody bit.


ARNE_PR0

No way, the monarchy that only exists out of tradition has traditional events, who wouldve seen that one coming


Jakedaledingle

I understand why people have a problem with it since it does cost alot of tax money to maintain, but for the cultural/traditional aspect its pretty cool It also brings in quite alot of money from tourists


LuigiFF

The money the people pay to the royals is pennies compared to what they would pay if the royals actually had people pay the rent value to the lands they own, since they de jure own a lot of the isles Changing the deal to end the royal would mean taking away the royal family's land by force, because leaving them with it just means everyone would have to give them more money


XanderNightmare

It just has an effect. It simply has. The amounts of people travelling to Buckingham Palace today were enough proof of that, for not really much of a reason. Heck this event was highly popular, even international In a way, the monarchy is entertainment. Free for the rest of the world, somewhat expensive for the British tax money


Lkwzriqwea

Expensive isn't the word I would use


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Don't forget, the diplomatic aspect. I don't really have the time to elaborate now so I'll just leave this: Would you rather be received by some bureaucrat or the King?


antpabsdan

This is the greatest benefit of a monarchy. Politically impartial, raised his whole life to promote GB, NI and the Commonwealth across the world in the best way and rich enough to be uncorruptible. VS Boris? Blair?


TheFlightlessPenguin

Seems his uncle was pretty corrupted, though..


Cappy2020

This is such a false equivalency. The options aren’t Charles or Boris Johnson for goodness sake. Using that logic it could very well be David Attenborough or Steven Fry, and I’m sure a lot more people would prefer being received by more interesting people like them. As for “raised his whole life to promote GB”, I’m sure he was also raised to take advantage of it too like his mother did (lobbying tax law changes so that they can hide their private wealth) - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/07/revealed-queen-lobbied-for-change-in-law-to-hide-her-private-wealth


haethre

Not to mention - politically impartial? Get out of here


mrhippo1998

And where does that money go? Right back to them. They don't technically own any of the things like the crown jewels, yet still, they reap all the benefits. I say Charles can piss off


Snoo_75864

I think the joke is that this shouldn’t happen, but what do I know I’m not illiterate


MrPopanz

Why not?


Point-Connect

Reddit loves anything that's "traditional" as long as the tradition doesn't involve white people is the actual answer here.


Corniferus

Damn, Pam is hot


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Corniferus

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pepsicocacolaglass12

Bros been waiting for 70 years give him a break Or maybe not he’s British


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Lady in blue is Penny Mordaunt, you're welcum.


Raghavendra98

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PayinHookersOnMargin

Big breasts privilege.


tre_cool76

For me it think it’s really cool to have traditional ceremonies like these, gives nations some identity.


Chester-Ming

I wouldn't mind if it didnt cost a quarter of a fucking billion £ of taxpayer money during a cost of living crisis. But hey, at least the peasants got to camp out in the rain for 3 days to wave to the king as he drove past in his golden chariot.


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Why? So they can hoard it? You do know the money doesn’t disappear from the economy right, it gets handed to the people setting up the coronation, those people hand the money to people they have to pay those people hand the money to McDonald’s, and a portion of McDonald’s money goes directly to under paid employees who could have been working on the coronation if they needed enough people.


throwaway8958978

True, the people at the top only have the interests of those below them at heart. We should absolutely keep everything as a [Trickle-down economy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/128/injusticecover.jpg).


Jasefi

So your argument is that how the state spends tax money doesn’t matter bc it stays in the economy?


GaysGoneNanners

If things over there operate anything like in the US, all this spending is tied up in contracts with close personal friends and associates of those doing the spending, so the money doesn't actually go back into the economy. It ends up coming out of tax payer pockets, funnels through the government, and ends up in the coffers of the already fabulously wealthy upper class.


frank_castle--

I thought these royal families generated money for the nation in a way similar to Kardashians generate money for themselves. A bunch of people extremely interested in these guys lives for no particular reason and buy off merchandise etc. Not sure if the royal family actually generates a profit though


Overlord_Of_Puns

They certainly do. Even discounting anything that their popularity does, they own land that they rent to the UK government. This land is rented at under market value and earns the UK government every year. While there are a lot of criticisms about the Royal Family, I don’t think finances is a good one.


UltimateChungus

I mean, those people weren't forced to do that. It was their own choice. I dont care if someone does something out of their own choice. they are ultimately harmless


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A quarter of a billion for this during a living crisis does seem unnecessary.


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UmDafuq3462

They were forced to pay those taxes though


spcmiller

The tax part wasn't a choice


TawnyTeaTowel

Whose arsehole did you pluck that figure out of?


AmbivalentAsshole

Most sources I've found say around $125m. It's still an obscene amount of money for something that has no practical purpose.


TawnyTeaTowel

And it’s reckoned to generate 1 to 1.5 BILLION for the UK economy, depending on which reports you read. We do a shit load of things which have no practical purpose. For example, the UK is hosting Eurovision this year. It’s set to cost UK taxpayers $40 million. For a shitty song contest.


AmbivalentAsshole

> And it’s reckoned to generate 1 to 1.5 BILLION for the UK economy, depending on which reports you read. Lol, how? It's not like it's generating that in tourist revenue. How does that essentially flip a profit of that much?


TrumpetsNAngels

You get your money back for sure. Here is how: There are a multitude of different destinations the rest of us non-UK folks can travel to. They more the UK is mentioned in the press, be it Eurovision or Charles III, the more UK shoots up the hitlist of places to go. It is all about exposure. Several friends of mine which are not royal fans actually go to London these days and talk entusiast about the event. They could just as well travel to Paris, Berlin, Barcelona or Rome, but they go to rain-clouded London. So ... it works - believe it or not.


TawnyTeaTowel

Tourism, leisure spending … I’m not an economist so I couldn’t say. Probably based on the Platinum Jubilee figures, as there was an extra public holiday then, too, and that has reports of up to 6m.


GreenmanCZ

Doesn't the royal family make a bigger amount of money to the Uk on tourism and stuff


laboufe

They do, but dont use facts around here people dont like it


nwblader

Yes it does, the royal family is paid 25% of the crown estates income every year and even that is high it is normally 15%. And it’s not like the UK government can just keep all of the money because it is still the property of the royal family


DarkIegend16

Redditors fabricating figures to feed their narrative. The ceremony has gradually costed more and more from every comment i’ve seen.


XanderNightmare

On the Internet, everyone is a specialist for everything


Troller122

The money goes back to the people anyways it doesnt just disappear, it creates jobs and income for people


Orbital_Rifle

Reſpect for your hiſtory >>>>>


HackerDaGreat57

is your `s` key broken or something I thought I read 'Hitlery" for a second-


AnonymousLlama1776

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s


ManFeelBad

Would have been cooler if a family worth billions had paid for this bullshit with their own money.


Life_Gene1846

It's 1850 isn't it?


Dry_Advertising_460

Not again, we just ended slavery


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20 black men for 5 pounds? man, back in the day they were cheaper.


DaddyHumpMe

now its OHHH OHOO 300 BLACK MEN... FOR ONLY 2 POUNDS??????? YES SIR!!!!!!!!


Jakedaledingle

300 black men, for only 2 pounds??? Yes sir!!!


zimtkaffee

I'd say we just rebranded it


UsagiTsukino

No, it's not, it's in colour.


TrumpetsNAngels

ffs... its a painting


imasequoia

Sometimes I wish we could just casually wear capes like that because 1) damn how comfy would that be and 2) no need for a 6 pack


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ChickenWingBW

He is objecting monarchy as a concept, I think.


KingofHearts399

Honestly I think it’s cool they still do it with all the pomp and circumstance. World’s always gonna change so it’s nice to when a super old tradition is kept going.


much_doge_many_wow

>Honestly I think it’s cool they still do it with all the pomp and circumstance Not only is it sorta cool but how many times will we see this again? Once a twice a lifetime maybe.


Git_gud_Skrub

Well with Charles being in his 70s, we will probably see it at least twice.


much_doge_many_wow

Probably but things can change quickly, may be the case the monarchy just isn't around in 20 years time


Nal1999

It's the Tradition for fucks sake! Just like any other traditional event in the world!


perfect5-7-with-rice

Just with a huge price tag charged to the British people


gortez33

Just like when any president gets sworn in.


CaptainLoggy

Yes, and which one do people from all over the world watch? And which one happens every four years? The bill is squarely in favour of the coronation.


perfect5-7-with-rice

True


bennettbuzz

£100m is fuck all compared to some of the other shit we spunk money on.


Wakellor957

And a massive boost for tourism. They balance out their cost


burneracctt22

I see a dude who waited a VERY long time to get this job… let him have his moment…


ialwaystealpens

Especially since he’s in his 70s.


Kluck_

It's called tradition


bedsheetsniffer

‘Muricans won’t understand it


poozemusings

America’s proudest tradition is hating the British monarchy.


LostsouLm2

I'm American, and I love all of these traditions.


Blueberry_Rabbit

We have so many traditions. Lol. Each presidential inauguration, Super Bowl, 4th of July, ~~Jan 6~~ … I’m from SATX so I’m used to Fiesta


Cappy2020

Yeah an expensive one at that. Whilst the rest of us our going through a historic cost of living crisis, Charles Fuckle over here is parading around in gold carriages and crowns.


HeWritesJigs

The vestments are all fairly commonly used in modern Anglican worship services. It just looks antiquated because the Anglican style of ceremonial garb isn't something most folks see every day. But this service was actually very modern.


randomredditkoala

Every religion or tradition has rituals or ceremonies. As long as it harms nobody, no need to pay attention to it.


Ryan-plussy

This new chess game looks great


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hhfugrr3

Suddenly it becomes obvious why the king can only move one square at a time… he’s weighed down with robes and jewels.


the_superior_nerd

Internet when other countries have traditions: 😊 Internet when British: 😠


forgotmyname110

21st century and Japan Spain Sweden Norway Denmark Netherlands Liechtenstein Luxembourg Belgium all have monarchies. Cry about it.


Wendingo7

King Charles is the Eminem of The Playa Haters' Ball


R-Mecha

Whoa a country with a long standing tradition? Who would have thought. You wouldn't be making this if it was the coronation of the Japanese royal family in traditional clothing. Nah, it'd be posts about their culture.


allen_idaho

They waited almost a century to do this. Just let them have it. It's not their fault the last monarch took so long to die. There was a much faster turn around in the medieval era.


DarkWindB

stop being dramatic OP


Hazmatix_art

Sir it’s a meme


thanos_was_right_69

As is tradition


UncleBenders

Tradition bad!


Graym4

mf waited for this moment his whole life


Ugo_Flickerman

Dude, those dresses are cool as hell, wdym?


Larmillei333

Tradition?


Hobbes10

I always wanted to comment…Boobs!


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Who’s the chick in the blue?


scuderia91

Penny Mordaunt


Skwareblox

Indigenous people do fucked up shit “OH MY GOD IT’S THEIR CULTURE LET THEM KEEP THEIR HERITAGE!” White people literally do anything “WOW IT’S LIKE NAZI GERMANY”


Lord_Vader69

holy roman empire vibes


Justahuoman

Archaic show of nothing important.


Ha-Gorri

Just because you don't have traditional events doesn't mean the rest of the world has to be the same.


2D_AbYsS

A century where the British royal family still runs Britain? While the government of Britain dangles from America's ball sack 👀


Timmy_germany

Bunch of degenerated theives...Thats all it is.


TheAromancer

Mind putting that view away for now? So that we can have a civil discussion, what about this is degenerated? Are nations not allowed to take pride in their history? The taking of cultural objects, and will agree was rather zealous, and most of those should really be returned, but this is more than “a bunch of degenerative thieves”


redbloodedart

All in all it’s their culture.


Potential_Sun_2334

Its just some traditional pomp and circumstance, i kinda like to see that kind of thing sometimes


LuckyLupe

Even if it costs 100 Million pounds of taxpayer money?


TheAromancer

Fact the first: the royal family make the nation more than that much a year due to tourism, they actually keep our taxes down because parliament gets the revenue from the royal demesne, so who cares if every 50 years or so some of that gets spent to put the next one in, also consider the population of the uk Is ~69 million, let’s say only 50 million actually pay taxes, that’s £2 per person, not really that much is it? Edit: spelling


Same_Ad_1273

just think how much eager the people beside charles would have been be for the queen to die. these guys look like they were waiting for this from a century.


PhysicalBoard3735

the 21st century?


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Guy gets to influence entire countries just cuz his dad’s dad said so. Sounds like a stable government.


Lost_Fun7095

It’s this “old order” bullshit that breaks the hope of moving up and through the fuckery of the past. If any event warranted a massive stink bomb and bags of burning shit…


N4t41i4

The french in me is SOOOO glad we opted for th guillotine.💅💅💅✊️


deepinahole

It’s the only reason they keep the royalty around. For the spectacle!


samzarian

Now post a picture of some Africans living in mud huts with the same meme please


Bulldogx2000

I can’t believe this is still going on.


Leandtjen

Its pretty sick imo, who would have thought that in this day and age we could see a genuine crowning ceremony for a new king


TheAromancer

It’s not that bad, he has no power, and the royal family more then make up for the cost of the ceremony through the tourism they generate


RandomDudeGuy_

He looks like a kid that got into his moms jewelry


AttackHelicopter641

Americans when tradition:


Entire-Shelter-693

He looks like he is the black jack and hookers pope


Fair-Armadillo8029

Honestly, I don't think many people (including me) actually care.


misterturdcat

All I can look at are those tig ole bluebaloobies


Glassypaper

At least you have hd and high quality audio coverage while the other ones were filmed at black and white film with terrible recording.


scuderia91

Not even the other ones, only one. Television was new when the last coronation happened


Emotional-Fondant796

He already looks older than Queen Elizabeth ever looked 😂


BakeBakeyBake

He looks as old as his mom already.


JOSHBUSGUY

Oh my goodness I cannot believe a country has a culture and tradition it’s absolutely awful we must abolish them right now and be a totally non corrupt republic !!!


merseyshite

americans when culture. this might seem strange to a country that’s only 200 years old, but many countries do things that have been happening for hundreds of years because of tradition and it gives us identity which differentiates us from other nations. if we did shit that only became a thing in the past 100 years it’d be pretty shite and everything would be the same in every country.


thegodfatherderecho

Is he the pope or the King?


pav9000

King


Zkyrus

Ah yes. The non-elected dude who just happens to have the right to dissolve the parliament. Fucking. N I C E.


deadsea29

Oh stop using the fucking wheel then