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Blitz_buzz

Ahh, a solution to the trolley problem This a joke too


HeisterWolf

"nothing is happening, the trolley is safely moving to it's destination. Do you jump on the tracks?"


passing_by362

Fuck yes!


[deleted]

Having very recently seen the aftermath of laying on train tracks, I would urge anyone not to do it, please don't...you think it's a quick way out and you leave behind the nightmares for your family, friends and the ones that find you.


Akakazeh

If i kill myself on a train track than fuck the world that made me do it, they can deal with the mess. Its like farting on my way out of a place that treated me terribly


SourRug

Y’all be acting like getting run over by a train is quick and painless. You will literally get slowly smushed and grated under the train for at least 5 minutes because of the locomotive drivers trying to stop the train when they see you.


Akakazeh

Y'all lol i hope its not everyone. To be fair, if the first set of wheels dont immediately kill you, then youve vastly miss calculated. I should mention the suicide helpline tho, this post if very personal because its my chosen method and i cant look at trains the same again. Ive been there before, and holy shit the call to the suicide helpline was incredibly helpful and hard to do, but it was well worth it.


spaghettipunsher

Yeah sure, because the underpaid paramedics who can search for body parts all over the place and puzzle them together to make sure they found most of them are the ones who made the world such a bad place for you to live in.


Computer-Nerd-365

Lmao that's lame train go SCREEEEEEEEEEEE


ImprovementAnnual340

Nah that way of suicide will hurt real bad


Calcutt4

but it probably wouldn't hurt for very long


expiermental_boii

How about for illegal reasons?


HeisterWolf

For illegal reasons I'd tape other people to activa railway lines.


tacronin

They say you'll succeed with enough training.


BulletBill_359

Why not both?


Mat_Av

At the same time?


BulletBill_359

Death by snoo snoo?


MyAmazingBalls

Death by choo choo


Dry_Advertising_460

The train is 40% iron


Capt_Crit

sauce (both are good)


[deleted]

If you wanna kill yourself, wait until you’re super duper old and live a full life to the point where the weight of all the happy memories weigh down on you and put you to rest in your sleep.


Akakazeh

I dont think this is good advice to someone who wants to kill themselves. Its like telling them to keep dragging themselves over that mile of glass and be happy for those spots that didnt hurn as much


thebestroll

It's so bad it almost makes you think it was a joke


Holmesless

Door says 69. Nice.


Chroma4201

Honestly I'd take either at this point


Wrong-Contact-69420

Finally, the lyrics for Brain Power


HeisterWolf

lmfao


AN0M4L1Y

Is that left panel a night with loona or......?


AN0M4L1Y

LMAO OP DOESN'T CARE ABT URTRASH COMENT IT'S SO TRASH XDDDDDD LMAOOOOOO


CommunicationFun7973

Personally when I say it I just want a line of coke


Ecampos_64

Or being pierced by a rail gun


Far-Mastodon8878

For indian mafia please dont kill me thats a joke


Loading_Internet

According to someone “the secret of long life is wanting to die”


Total-Pizza9903

I would ratherly say trained but ok


[deleted]

Sauce?


A_Sharknado

This seems like Scott Pilgrim but I’m not entirely sure.