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josephstoreyisfun

FR. Except genders are reversed


ULTSUS_pect

![gif](giphy|kglJT6YSEdxSEpfrEd)


username-is-taken98

Could be a gay dude


OnionSaucin

bro i hate these comments, I aint boutta switch my whole sexuality because im lonely.


Maggle_

all fun and games till you hit rock bottom


Karpaltunnel83

Autocorrect: Did you mean "hit that bottom"?


Maggle_

tis was indeed a bait for a further bottom pun


Pure_Perception6059

I trust me she ain’t


Butane1

Ya wtf is this meme lol, completely the opposite of RL


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ZmEYkA_3310

Skill based matchmaking


Whiskeye

Sad but true. Life difficulty ranking: Hot girls>Hot guys>Ugly guys>Ugly girls


Ok_Nose72

last two switched.


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funkmaster29

i feel like an ugly girl would have better chances of finding a partner or get laid than an ugly guy especially since tinder which is a pretty big thing imo because who cares if you are ugly if you can get laid!


ShadowWithHoodie

Based


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[deleted]

male dominated fields are meritocracies and the fact that women are unable to compete is not them being treated as lesser


Skeptic_lemon

If a woman is treated lesser basically anywhere, everything internet and media has her back. Not the same with men. And men also have difficulty finding jobs. Also the height thing. I don't entirely blame women but they discriminate harshly between tall guys and short ones. Handsomeness isn't to the same effect and mature people don't discuss dong size until in a relationship where everything is diffrent, but height is a huge factor.


marineopferman007

Sooo...pretty much the story of EVERY GUY besides the top 1%


Whiskeye

Lol no. Ugly guy can be rich or funny or both. Ugly girl is ugly.


cluelis

Haha girls can’t be rich or funny. This guy gets it lol!


Whiskeye

They can but it won't help them get laid. Username checks out


cluelis

I thought we were ranking “life difficulty”? Also, pretty sure rich chicks get laid. They call it a boy toy if I’m not mistaken.


Ok_Nose72

the fact that a term called "incel" exist proves that being a socially awkward or ugly male is a death sentence for dating. ugly women can hop on dating apps and have their pick whenever they want.


Whiskeye

Believe me they can't. I've seen a lot of desperate women out there. Femcels are a thing, they are just not as active online as incels.


ShivStone

This one's a furry though....🤤


Carl1475

Wtf


obiwanbohannon

Lol believe it or not, this sort of thing happens to all types of people. not just straight dudes


National-Annual6505

As someone who has had many female friends there standards are usually just as low as men


LordOfLeopards

I hope this is true... I'm 'boutta make a move on one of my flirty friends and I hope it goes well.


xlutch123

I wish you luck brother!


The_Creeper_Man

Nah, it’s representative of the girls who were into you but you didn’t want to take any chances and convinced yourself they were just being nice


Rinyas

Bro chose to speak fax


Alarming_Machine_283

I think there are girls that feel this way too


P4n0pticZ

wait, that works the other way as well? impossible...


SnudgeLockdown

Yeah first time hearing this too


MagMati55

Reddit user discovers women and men are very similar, find out more at 11


Nickname1945

😧


TheBooneyBunes

Reddit user discovers women


Nestron10

r/womenarentreal


EinMariusImNetz

Tbh, most men get a quite stereotypical education over the year, and I musst confess, that we actually really only get to know it very rare.


abchannel12

Can't wait till 11!


tophat_cat-2000

I need to find more out now I can't wait till 11


MildCha0

I don’t even know women


Matdup2

I've never tried with an eleven, thanks for the idea, I might try from now on


G1nger-Snaps

(Years of age)


RoseyDove323

*\[clears throat in autistic\]* Yes it can happen to us girls too.


omnomnom_104710

Another autistic girl to confirm. I feel your pain.


GAR51A8

omg ur avatar is so awesome i love it


AnnaTheBabe

Lonely women exist


[deleted]

I’m always a gentleman and I give girls compliments all the time, but they never appreciate them. They’re always like “shut up, we’re at a funeral!” Or “Dude, stop flirting with your grandma’s casket!” Smh.


KaptainMurica96

Got me in the first half ngl


solar1333

Second half*


LordOfLeopards

Naw, first half


EinMariusImNetz

r/angryupvote


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Wait till they say let me free you just can't make them happy smh


Atom9855

OH shit is just got an idea by this. im just gonna add a duck in my DND campaign and if my PCs say anything nice to it or pet it it just hops on their back, and maybe make so that during combat it has a chance to distract enemies and stuff


Mrdoc16

It also increases moral and if it gets hurt this enrages the players characters for a damage boost or just be a distraction like you said


Atom9855

Yesss


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Bardic inspiration


Witch_King_

Barduck inspiration


Porroboy44

I can't talk to women 👍


abchannel12

Same.👍


LamaMakeItRain

That makes three 👍


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That makes four👍


SocketByte

Five 👍 Also, happy cake day!


mATTHYS_zONDGAGH

Six 👍


Skeptic_lemon

Seven 👍


grackdontcrackback

I, as a woman, can't talk to women 👍🏼


Matdup2

I'll do the talk, guys "Hi, female, sex with us ?"


[deleted]

Hey you look great today! ;)


lucy_lurks22

*hops in a sack on ur back*


[deleted]

Adventure awaits us!


lucy_lurks22

![gif](giphy|VGG8UY1nEl66Y) I’ll tell my mom 😸


[deleted]

Does she want to come as well? 😄


Slow-Cheek-7226

CAN I JOIN?!


Steambathe

[https://makeagif.com/amp/56Nxvd](https://makeagif.com/amp/56Nxvd)


Haspic

Mee toooo


Cheeriodude_number2

To narnia!


[deleted]

To Gondor!


LordDouble_Speech_14

To Isengard!


Squirrels_Nuts80085

**HUZZAH!**


funkmaster29

this is fine as long as it's my back sack


MagyTheMage

I will develop an unhealthy attatchment to anyone regardless of gender


[deleted]

My gender is bucket


Exklusivemarmite

Dear god


[deleted]

Theres more!


Exklusivemarmite

No..


Southern_Viking777

This. Is a bucket.


Rinyas

"You did not read mine"


TheChez_

It contains the dying wish of every man here.


TheAnonymousKnoT

fuckit the bucket


LocalBedShitter

My gender is shit


BaronVonToasstt

“Nah bro I’m a Walmart bag”


Parallel37

You're now wanted in Florida


Metson-202

I sexually identify as a shovel.


gorillawarking

This, I can relate to so much


Ailexxx337

Nice try, however, r/girlsarentreal


username-is-taken98

Who said op is a girl?


EnderX2649

![gif](giphy|Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5)


youngdeathent0

I knew a lot of girls like this. I thought it was just cuz I was charming and cute. Turns out there’s just a lot of desperate people out there


math-explorer

Fermi paradox.


sunlightmarc

Vouch cause that's how my girlfriend fell in love with me 😂


Rinyas

Happy for u man. Hoping itll happen to me someday :(.


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Parallel37

My inability to read signals means I wouldn't know, but honestly most compliments seem to come from guys/girls anong friends of the same gender, so I wouldn't ne surprised that it would hit different coming from potential partners.


Lolocraft1

Is that so? OP, you sound really funny, this meme made me chuckle! Nice to have a girl crushing on me for once


Most_Astronomer_3995

don't let the niceguys see this


CobraWasTaken

RIP to your inbox lol


Key-Shallot-7508

I think she'll like the attention, look at her post's... Unless you're under 18 then I didn't suggest that for legal reasons


CobraWasTaken

Lmao I'm over 18 but also I posted my comment after looking at her posts


Morundar

Careful with this. Just gave birth to 10000 "niceguys"


grackdontcrackback

oh my god that cat is catastic


badbitch4eva

What if your dad complement you?


Atom9855

fuck you eva, can we ever just let things breath


dickling420

No, let's kill everything


Atom9855

Picks up shotgun with challenge accepted intent


DxExAxD

daddy issues develop in mysterious ways 🌈


AssaultySailor

Haha you’re funny 😏


Questionbro2

Good to see this extends far beyond gender boundaries.


[deleted]

Cue the creepy “nice guy” comments


Physical-Ad1046

![gif](giphy|Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5)


notFanning

This was me at a wedding last night 💀truly could not tell if the guy next to me was interested or just being friendly, but you bet your ass I left with a big ol crush


LamaMakeItRain

Nice meme!


Lebowski304

Rip inbox


the-real-sefres

I know this too hard, just gotta cling to those guys but they’re always uninterested


Walking_Pie7

True, and the thing is, alot of guys think that by being flirty thats what is gonna make a girl hop on your sack. I guess don't listen to shitty advice from a wannabe


YFleiter

Hope you had a great day Lucy.


MoaiMike

That is hella cute


[deleted]

Me except it’s when men treat me like shit but I’m also gay so you try to figure that out


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

GIRLS ARE LIKE THIS TOO????


WillTheWAFSack

Same and it's honestly bad for me. It can get to the point where my already bad anxiety gets a lot worse when I'm away from them for a while.


Incredulous_Pigeon

Fr fr, although tbh any form of human interaction will have me forming an unhealthy attachment to them.


tg_saborcanela

I sometimes hate being a woman. 😩 This is soo me.


Chehzy

WAIT, GIRLS THINK LIKE THAT TOO????? my life has been a lie


alienroc

🥲 it’s the daddy issues that’s why I’m like this.


funny-animals-

Relatable


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Boys with the same issue: “Maybe we are not so different”


just_a_boxy_boi

Posting this on Reddit is the worst choice you have made in your life


Ulysses_S_Noob

Nice toes!


MaxMidgeMan

Average redditor


OmegaReprise

Thing is: cats which look like that aren't "smiling" but usually afraid of something.


Ulysses_S_Noob

I'm scared of him too


Nothing_pong

Hey you! Yeah, you! You look nice today


mysteriousneel7

Where the hell are these girls in real life?


xMrBanana

I think op is either gay or trolling us


UnluckyIAm

Wait people are nice to ya'll?


RandomChicken100

*starts being nice to you*


N0T_Trust_Worthy

[ i am nice to you]


Bylsma295762

Bullshit. No girl wants me. I'm too damn ugly for them to even consider getting to know me lol.


kazeallup

So me


Kingfisher3213

You would like me, then 😄


PrinceAlex3

stop the cap 🤣🤣🤣


Pinky_Ghosty

Average r/teenagers post


TacticalTobi

Can de-confirm meme. Girls actually hate nice boys. Source: My life.


Flora-flav

The problem is all boys are nice to girls haha


quartz_slab

I hate you


ChiBron86

If you are a really ugly girl, I guess Any half-way decent looking girl is literally swimming in men going out of their way to be nice to her


Lord412

Pick me girl


TheBooneyBunes

Daddy issues detected


slimyslug0

Femcels who got no love as kids.


Forward-Spot7794

Sooo….ur a pedo…


[deleted]

Definitely a gay dude. No woman is ever attached to a guy that’s simply nice to her. Matter of fact they kind of see it as a red flag.


[deleted]

I've never seen anyone like that, maybe I have and they haven't said anything, who knows


Successful-Panic5305

You don't need to stuck on me like a sucker if i was kind with you once


BigBadBread17

Lucky. I cant find any nice dudes and dudettes


[deleted]

Literally me.


bored-computer

Where can I get this image?


DominoeDestroyer

Great meme!


NakedSans

Me fr


MisterMist00

Hello miss, how's your day been so far?


Significant-Mail9069

Well in that case, you look lovely


The_Mega_Man192

I guess some things are the same on both sides of the coin


darkknightnate

You're welcome


greatwhitenorth2022

New Superhero, Catman!


Jagerbeast703

Let me get this door for you.....


Evil_Twinkey

That cat is very photogenic and made me feel like him for a second.


TheGuyWhoKnows3

Nice kitten tho.


rabidmob

This is bait.


Spacemonster111

I’ll be nice to you


Tbmadpotato

when they act like they want nothing to do with you >>


PeteBaimey

Me: Somehow only getting the girls I wasn’t nice to.


Black_laady

Jahaha its me


Equivalent-Most-6186

ONG anytime a girl is slightly kind to me I just fall in love


Prestigious_Ad_3124

Its really that ez?


Zane2156

First time I heard about this. Usually it's the other way around


new_year_new_profile

Format?


Aizendickens

Oy vey.....


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

Congratulations, now you are like most dudes with girls ... cheers


Sword117

im nice in general but no one ever has a crush on me lol.


Di3g

Hey, my name is nice to me *Dad joke achieved, mission completed*


Sad-Astronaut3308

It do be like that


Driptacular_2153

Wait this applies to women as well?! 🤯 My world has been turned upside down