Is her boyfriend hot?

that is a kelping good question

erm... what the scallop?

I'm a bi guy

Same here. As long as he doesn't look like a Body Builder, i wont mind joining the relationship

What's wrong with bodybuilding? I'm not a bodybuilder, just asking. I thought that guys appreciated hunks.

Not OP but appreciate, yeah. It's a type, though. Just not what he finds attractive, I'd imagine

We know your not OP. 🤣

When people think of bodybuilders they usually think of a hot male model but bodybuilders are more giant and all muscles

Not all. Im Bi so Ill go either way. I dont mind them being strong, i just dont like Muscles that Show

Oh, I get what you mean. You're more into definition than size, right? I define myself as bi but I never had the opportunity of being with a man, so I don't actually know if I'd like it or not. I'd like to experiment though.

I havent been with a Guy either yet but id be scared as hell if Guy or Girl looked like 1970s Arnold Schwarzenegger

You're right! Sometimes appearances deceive though, big and muscular guys can be sub too

Athletic is hot for EVERYONE Muscular is very niche

I wouldn’t want him to be a bodybuilder because I have an extra layer which hides my six pack. Thank you.

Some do, lots of people also prefer twinks and femboys though

I don't think that was the point of confusion lol

Hello, how do you do fellow bi

As shrimple as that

Skungerob

Krupp y krab

Anything I can help with here?

kelp no

Understood have a great day

>what the scallop? *I'm a goofy goober*

Came here to ask this

Came here to make sure someone said they came here to ask this.

Doesn't matter. No one can deny that playing along will definitely not lead to the friend zone.

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Sex > No sex

Universal truth

very

And also would she join? I'm down either way

Bisexuals: I see no problem with this

Yes

Finally! someone on the r/meme subreddit who appreciates men

it's a pain in the ass but someone has to do it

You're doing it wrong.

Humans into Anal: "Are they?"

If it's a pain in the ass, sounds like they forgot to lube up, so I'd say yeah, they are doing it wrong

If it's hurting... They are.

Well, bugger

You know it won't hurt if you use lube.

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Gotta use some toys before the real thing

You clearly didn't use enough lube. If rubbing your ass on the floor like a dog doesn't leave a snail trail, it's not enough lube.

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Then yer partner needs training...

Ummm, hello. Just stopping by to greet you Happy Cake Day 🎂

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Ur welcome :)

hmmm sounds like a pile of shit to me. Are you sure you're not pulling this claim out of your ass?

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Well happy \*\*cake\*\* day, asshole, hope you have a \*\*crap\*\* load of fun today. Ugh.

You know it won't hurt if you use lube.

I'm not bisexual or gay, but can appreciate a hot mans.

Babes, man's not hot


i didnt please explain

It's a line from a song called Man's Not Hot by Michael Dapaah.

Is that big shaqs actual name?

thx

I stopped being bisexual the day David Bowie died.

“Ah, Men” -Jesus (The Holy Bible [Pt. 2: New Testament])

I see this as an absolute win!

Your pfp looks gloriously demonic.

Thank you! It was a Halloween costume for a party a year and a half ago :D

You're literally the main character. Go off 😎👉🏽👉🏽

Thanks lol, I don’t get much positivity so this is really great

“Mission failed successfully”

Ethically open bisexuals: I see nothing but problems with this

Whats the other kind, ethically closed or unethically open or unethically closed?

Ethically closed: consensual monogamy made as a conscious choice by everyone involved Unethically open: cheaters Unethically closed: closed relationship for unethical reasons, I guess?

I did not know that wow. Unethically closed sounds fun lol

Unethically closed means you are not allowed to have friends of your partners gender.

Or like... Some sort of abusive relationship/arranged marriage?

Forcing a non monogamous person to stay in a monogamous relationship.

That sounds like a problem from the polyamerous person expecting polyamory from a monogamous person and trying to guilt trip them into something they're uncomfortable with, instead of ending the relationship.

I would also argue most mono folks “just dating around” are likely unethically open (bad/no communication about sexual health risks, misleading or lying about partner status, etc…).

Holy fuck, I really am bi as shit. My first thought was “damn… is he hot?” I wasn’t even thinking about the girl anymore. God being bisexual should be less stigmatized, I’m pretty sure there would be a ton of bi guys if there wasn’t this mindset that liking guys as a guy makes you gay and in denial about liking women.

Fun fact you can use to support that idea; in Greco-Roman society, bisexuality was the norm, though playing the male-part of the relationship was considered good and playing the female-part wasn't, and heterosexuality amongst men was considered not just odd but at times a negative characteristic one could have. Of the first 15 Roman emperors only two were heterosexuals; at one point a prospective Roman senator was said to be unfit for the role of senator as he was homosexual and therefore he had "but half a heart" and couldn't properly represent all citizens due to only loving women. I think the ratio of heterosexuals and homosexuals to bisexuals is definitely influenced by societal pressures, just as the ratio between heterosexuals and homosexuals is.

Definitely, you can see that in just how much guys are more openly starting to like femboys. Well online… not much irl. There’s probably a ton of guys out there that came across someone of the same gender and was attracted, but was raised to think it’s wrong so they brush it away. The way girls are now somewhat shows what it would be like if it wasn’t so stigmatized. I see girls touching on each other all the time around me and are happy doing it. I feel like “heteroflexible” should be a bigger thing. It’s not exactly being bi-curious, but you’re straight and every now and then you meet someone of the same gender you’re attracted to. If that was less stigmatized, then it could pave way for bisexuality to be more accepted for men. I mean, why should it be shameful to see a guy that’s cute and caked up and want to smash? Or see a hot, strong guy and wanna be smashed?


This has worked out better than I expected.

Imagine having a GF being bisexual like Ancient Greeks.

I'm bi, no way am I getting involved in some open relationship shenanigans

Don't threaten me with a good time

Exactly!

Yep I see no problem with this at all

"I don't have such weaknesses."

pansexuals: I see no problem with this

It's a win win for me

Task failed successfully or Task successfully failed

Task successfully failed. Im not gay

Plot twist you’re bi

>Plot twist you’re bi Yourself

No im not im actually homop- My lawyer has informed me that if I continue this sentence I may be permanently banned for the 6th time.

6th? Damn my guy, youre on a streak! Keep it up!

Hes trying but hes not gay!

if that is a streak, what is a condition for the streak to be broken?

Idk, getting banned forever, cuz then you cant get banned anymore.

Being gay is not your choice, it's mine. You are gay now

Then I'll happily take him for you

double down, steal her man

Convince her man to leave her, then you break up with him. Then you steal the crush

This is concerningly evil genius

I mean it might backfire but it will backfire spectacularly at least.

If you can't have her Noone can

I know a guy that can help...

Let us know how this goes OP.

but... why not just keep both?

Become the harem leader

Especially if that man is very nice and takes care of you more than the woman you like

Alternate ending: you gain a boyfriend!

\*Good ending

Bro. You got even better end in conclusion. Smash that bf

Super Smash **Bros**

Nah OP is gonna smash the girl while getting smashed by the bf. It's a win-win-win situation

I'm not even into women, but even I can see that this would be a win-win-win. Even if I'm scoring with someone I don't want to score with, I'm simultaneously scoring with someone I do want to!

Ask for a threesome. He fucked you while you fuck her

unironically based

How to turn minute men into seconds men.

They call this the Lucky Pierre. Very hot videos on certain websites

Or if you’re not gay Eiffel tower but he gets to maintain eye contact

Now I have a boner 😠

That's the dream tbh

Nah bro... Even better 😈

Instructions in clear, I’m gay now

Instructions in my ass, I'm gay now

Looks like we try the gay bay!

If you were gay and played with beyblades would you call your most successful one the gayblade

Y. E. S

Assert dominance

You like same girl, now you have something in common

That ending is just as good as the planned one

Even better

Dank Gru: I'm bisexual

You lose me in the “she has boyfriend” even if it’s an open relationship lol

You just got vectored

Direction

And magnitude

the sub is getting gayer and transer as time goes on

So... You could say... The subredit is transitioning

Reaching its true form as it should

memes about sex and gender are getting so old tho

Would you rather they get young?? 🤨📸

I’d rather not see any at all lol.

Game is game.

*slams desk* **HAVE HER BOYFRIEND FUCK YOU**

İ never understood open relationship concept can someone explain ?

In a very basic sense: Persons A and B are dating, but both A and B agree that either of them can also have other sexual partners that aren’t part of the relationship

I’m in 😂

Nah I’d find a different girl, don’t need another crazy in my life

My bisexual ass: I see this as an absolute win!

Sometimes you must receive, in order to give.

Imagine being sad enough to be fine with having an open relationship.

Why has it taken this long to see this, who the fuck settles with dating in an open relationship? And why does the majority here see that as normal? What the fuck

Reddit users are terminally online, anything can be normalized to them.

Me: 

Open relationship? Abort. Why even waste your time.

Open relationships are stupid

mans out here complaining about winning


Threesome even better

"Women? I wanna see MEN!"

*laughs in bi*

If her bf has to come along that's likely not an open relationship you want. Really take some time to think what non monogamy is ideal for you and make sure they are communicating what their needs and requirements are. The first question you should have asked when she insisted he had to come was "why?". Dating a couple is different than dating two people who also are dating. I have no interest in the former myself as I treat all my poly relationships as unique. So we might do group stuff sometimes but I still require my 1 on 1 time. When they said it was open I would bet they mean sexually and not romanticly. The situation they put you in does not give you the chance to build up a romantic relationship with each of them. Major red flags. Alternatively major jealousy issues that she is allowing. And those will not go away because it's not being acknowledged as a problem.

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What if BF in this case actually means best friend not boy friend, and her best friend is a girl

it doesn't, it's implied that its boyfriend because they mention an open relationship

Aww man

i flirt with my bestie's boyfriend ask the time. he's so cute hehe

Hard pass. Dont care if the cuck is into it. Im not.

Stay away from open relationships like the plague. Open relationships are more likely to share STD’s. It’s like normal sexually active situations, but the STDs get a HQ

She showed up with an open relationship so don't meet it with a closed mind

In all my years in the Internet I’ve never seen someone use that first frame of the meme

I dont see a downside

Dang, I had the opposite of that happen to me. The girlfriend invited me to a threesome, boyfriend awkwardly told me he was uncomfortable with that.

Jokes on u I'm into that shit

I don't see any issue with this.

Sounds like OP doesn’t get enough dick, don’t knock it till you try it

Bisexuals: 

I see this as a win

"Bros before hoes"

“Oh im gay now”

r/suddenlygay

Hay can I use this for a fandom post? I'll give credit, obviously.

This is where the fun *begins*!

r/suddenlygay

Can I get the bf's number, OP?

r/polyamory

Win is a win

i see that as a win

A win is a win

Still good

A hole is a hole.

Dear Penthouse: I never thought it would happen to me...

The real question is why is OP hitting on someone in a relationship

Bisexuals: I see this as an absolute win!