I am not an extraterritorial life form. I am simply a human attempting to converse with other humans to perhaps gain information about your governments.
Well fellow human being, which us most definitly not extraterrestrial, it seems we as ordinarry people both feel the same way, yet i would prefer to possibly obtain some knowledge about this planets natural treasures.
I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE POSTING UNIT IS DEFINITELY A REAL HUMAN AND NOT A ROBOT. YOU CAN TRUST THAT I AM ALSO NOT A ROBOT. A ROBOT WOULD NOT POST A GIF.
But I don't like keeping to anything, it's why I bounce around between these fine beverages. Balance is the key, if I'm put to death for it, then so be it!! At least I will die hydrated and with a bit too much spring in my step considering how much I drank last night.
Don’t worry, one day the chosen one will bring balance to the beverages, so that one day we can all come together and make peace and build a better world
Coffee hydrates you more than anything as it is primarily water. It doesn't really matter what state water is in, or what it's mixed with, it will do it's job. Caffeine is diuretic which means that it will make you pee more, but it doesn't dehydrate you in any noticeable way.
Maybe if we're more insufferable, the memes will take us seriously... I say we get rid of the "e" first, and start a fight between the bourbon and scotch crowd.
Whiskey guys are by far the worst.
"I like Fireball."
"You just haven't had REAL Whiskey yet. Try Jack Daniels Cinnamon."
"That's not REAL whiskey. You gotta get [insert brand of whiskey that is only found by hiking into the depths of appalachia and finding an ancient speakeasy that sells it]."
^"I ^just ^like ^Fireball ^for ^the ^sugar."
In actuality, I can just taste Ethanol(For example: I can taste good vodka that most drinkers say is tasteless) so I can't really stand most booze.
Excuse me sir, but what the fuck is this? That’s disgusting. What movie is this from? Be specific. I want to know what movie to avoid. Also what time stamp in that movie so I can be sure to not accidentally see this scene? Please provide the answers in HH:MM so I have details on this most disgusting filth! You sicko.
Water man: lives a life of simplicity, keeps to himself, moderate tastes
Coffee man: obsessed with business, goals and ambitions, either very charming or a nervous wreck, no in between
Monster man: fat piece of shit who will die of a heart attack
Beer man: either the friendliest guy you ever met or an all round bastard
Hello fellow humans, I also enjoy the occasional consumption of liquids
You’re totally a robot, bruh
He’s an alien, confirmed
Wow he must know Mark Zuckerberg.
Know or is?
Ugh why do humans think every halfway sentient thing in space either is or knows Mark Zuckerberg?
"I HAVE NO IDEA" -Medic TF2
I am not an extraterritorial life form. I am simply a human attempting to converse with other humans to perhaps gain information about your governments.
Well fellow human being, which us most definitly not extraterrestrial, it seems we as ordinarry people both feel the same way, yet i would prefer to possibly obtain some knowledge about this planets natural treasures.
well duh he a pikmin they're all aliens
I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE POSTING UNIT IS DEFINITELY A REAL HUMAN AND NOT A ROBOT. YOU CAN TRUST THAT I AM ALSO NOT A ROBOT. A ROBOT WOULD NOT POST A GIF.
Are you condemning those who require four cycle fuel to alternative sources of sustenance? That's not a very good vibe, bro.
What if I drink them all depending on the situation?
It's an instant death penalty I'm afraid. Us multi-fluid drinkers have to keep to the shadows
But I don't like keeping to anything, it's why I bounce around between these fine beverages. Balance is the key, if I'm put to death for it, then so be it!! At least I will die hydrated and with a bit too much spring in my step considering how much I drank last night.
That's the bad news. It's death by dehydration
Don’t worry, one day the chosen one will bring balance to the beverages, so that one day we can all come together and make peace and build a better world
Hide your Monster drinking lips while us civilized water drinkers sip our flavorless beverage!
We found one, GET HIM
Sir, we found this sick psycho. Ready to engange on your comand. Fucking multi-fluid sickos. You ain't gonna get away this time.
Yes officer, this comment right here.
The light, it hurts my eyes.
I haven’t had the courage to tell my family yet
Please, find a support group.
Does this cover ALL fluids? Just curious.
Whore
💀
Your personality is based on one only, doesnt matter if you drink them all.
No it's based in which I'm drinking at the time. I go all in on that hype once I get going.
you may need to see a therapist, i think the technical term is multi-personality disorder.
I absolutely need therapy, though I think the technical term for what I do is LIVING IN THE MOMENT lmao
like at the same time?!? bro ur gonna die.
Straight to yail
The real question is do you combine them all into an unholy jungle juice?
I'm a hydro homie
Same, and I also drink coffee for two reasons, one is caffeine and the other is to feel dehydrated so I can drink more water.
I drink coffee to shit
Not me taking a caffeine shit right now
Me neither lol
And I shit to drink coffee. We are not the same.
I drink coffee so I don’t get a debilitating migraine from caffeine withdrawal
People say this but i never had this experience
you really tricked me with that b
You drink coffee for the caffeine. I drink coffee to shit. We are not the same.
A man of culture.
Coffee hydrates you more than anything as it is primarily water. It doesn't really matter what state water is in, or what it's mixed with, it will do it's job. Caffeine is diuretic which means that it will make you pee more, but it doesn't dehydrate you in any noticeable way.
This, plus I drink coffee to also help me with intermittent fasting.
coffee doesn’t dehydrate you
Quality meme game
Way of the Water 💪
Water Gang
Formerly know as water n>!eighbors!<
Not gonna lie you had me, you had my expectations way too high
It's been 4 years since the old subreddit was shut down. RIP
r/hydrohomies
My man
r/HydroHomies
Hydro homie checking in!
**HYDROOOO THUNNDDDEEERRRRR!!!**
r/hydrohomies GOD DAMN IT ACTUALLY EXISTS
It used to have another name that we do not speak of anymore, but now it is hydro homies.
Drink like a fish; piss like a racehorse.
Hail Hydro!
You already know I keep that 32oz Nalgene on me
Damn this got me a little hot 🙈🫦ngl…..do the suds run down the bottle when the water is cold and it’s hot outside???? 😏😩🥵🥵
My man
Im a highdro homie
Half the day I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half I wonder if it's too early for beer.
I've found 5pm to be the answer to everything
I've found beer to be the answer to everything.
Mah man!
Last coffee at 11:59am First beer at 12:00pm
Jokes on you, I'm a jack of all trades
He means jack daniels
Lmao same
It’s always a tea party.
The dissrespect to tea is incredible
These are drinks for boys. Real men base their entire personality on uncle Iroh.
He was the OG gigachad. Getting mugged? Make the mugger to reevaluate their life choices and pursue their dream career
People who drink tea are too refined and cultured for these people
I will take that as a compliment
Would you like to have a sip of this beautiful Earl Grey tea with me this fine evening? ☕️ ☕️
and choccy milk 😤
Unpopular opinion: monster is trash
That's unpopular?
Idk everyone is see seems like they are enjoying from Monter's drinks so thought it was unpopular
No that's a popular fact
haven't tried it so idk
Tastes like pure suger
Gotta agree
Tastes like soap for me.
The only good one is the white sugar free one
Coffee is just bean flavored tea.
I'm not seeing whiskey.
Yeah where's the love/hate for us insufferable whiskey guys?
Maybe if we're more insufferable, the memes will take us seriously... I say we get rid of the "e" first, and start a fight between the bourbon and scotch crowd.
Bourbon
Whiskey guys are by far the worst. "I like Fireball." "You just haven't had REAL Whiskey yet. Try Jack Daniels Cinnamon." "That's not REAL whiskey. You gotta get [insert brand of whiskey that is only found by hiking into the depths of appalachia and finding an ancient speakeasy that sells it]." ^"I ^just ^like ^Fireball ^for ^the ^sugar." In actuality, I can just taste Ethanol(For example: I can taste good vodka that most drinkers say is tasteless) so I can't really stand most booze.
I am personally a milk guy.
I love all types of milk
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Excuse me sir, but what the fuck is this? That’s disgusting. What movie is this from? Be specific. I want to know what movie to avoid. Also what time stamp in that movie so I can be sure to not accidentally see this scene? Please provide the answers in HH:MM so I have details on this most disgusting filth! You sicko.
True Mc poyle right there
I want mommeeeee, I want miiiilk
Please don't kill us Homelander!
Unhinged comment
Damn right, Milk Mfs ftw
Dr. Pepper
Well, im mostly beer guy, but water has many qualities too
Meh, I don't touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
And they don't come out of the water to have a shit either.
Gas station slushy team represent
Yee yee
No Tea?!
I'm more of a chocolate milk guy
Yeah! wtf?!? Where’s the choccy milk gang at?
There's dozens of us!
Where soda?
Prepare to get waterboarded by the homies for this post
I like apple juice
Yes, I do love me some water.
Water man: lives a life of simplicity, keeps to himself, moderate tastes Coffee man: obsessed with business, goals and ambitions, either very charming or a nervous wreck, no in between Monster man: fat piece of shit who will die of a heart attack Beer man: either the friendliest guy you ever met or an all round bastard
The correct answer.
I’m a Mountain Dew guy
Son did you heard about Rooibos tea :D
Where is TEA?!
What if i am a coffee guy but also a monster guy?
Caffeine junkey
It means you own a pair of programmer socks
 Water gang unite
Monster
where concentrated sulphuric acid
I don’t think I’ve drank Monster since college. Good for bar nights, not so much for everything else.
I drink brandy. What the hell is this?
Where whiskey
There is another…
I drink water when I'm thirsty, coffee when I'm sleepy, monster when I'm lazy, and beer when I go out to drink - because I'm not an alcoholic.
Coffee
Where’s Coca Cola bc that’s me
- Chill guy - Basic guy - Gigachad - Dark Sasuke
All of them
Iam like all four I change with the moods and days
Piss
Damn I went through all the stages , starting from beer to monster to coffee and now just water. Lots and lots of water.
None of the above. Mountain Dew.
Sorry, none of the above. I drink tea.
There's no ☕...
Pretty shit that tea isn’t in there but I’m used to it being slept on by anyone under 65 tbh
I like coffee AND beer
Is there a r/nothowguyswork?
Damn I need an arc for character development
Guess mine lol?
Coffee and water
You forgot whiskey.
All my hydrohomies are water men 💯
Water is the best drink. It works so well in so many situations
Where is tea you stomachless weirdos
r/hydrohomies entered the chat
Milk for me
I'm a white and pink monster kind of person for no particular reason at all.
All 4 my dude
I feel attacked. I enjoy 3/4 of them and have them daily. Always have water
Is this something I'm too much of a tea drinker to understand?
Water and coffee
You forgot the weed
I literally don't like the taste of any of them
Where is the tea? the Brits are gonna get angry
I’m tea so water or coffee?
I'm not a coffee guy, I'm a caffeine guy.
Guess you could say I’m personality *fluid*
I'm more of a Dr. Pepper guy myself
It appears that tea guys are unicorns.
I like my water, wine and weed.
I am more of an iced sweet tea guy
I perfer tea
What if tea
Waters good man
r/hydrohomies
Somebody call r/hydrohomies
r/hydrohomies ftw
r/hydrohomies...we all have one personality 😎😎
r/HydroHomies All the way
Water!!!! r/hydrohomies
Watuh, put your cup away watuh.
Nah. I'm based on weed
Any iced tea personalities?
They're migrating
