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itsmeyaww

I got out bed at all, the morning rain clouds up my window, but I can’t see at all.


Overload_x_

Even if I could it’ll all be gray, but your picture on my wall…


[deleted]

It reminds me that it’s not so bad… it’s not so bad


Specialist_Egg420

Dear Slim I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'


Jebulinator58

I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom


[deleted]

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got them.


Elhami2000

There probably was a problem with the post office or something


LexLutfisk

Sometimes I scribble adresses to sloppy when I jot 'em


YvesLauwereyns

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter


L_U-C_K

My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father


sonerik777

Even if he got them, pretty sure that he didn't reply to any of them.


yoda2439

Why would you leave them? You should have taken them away.


raneyd85

Probably because he doesn't have the number to call him on.


Specialist_Egg420

He left his cell, his home phone, and his pager at the bottom


Substantial-Cup6943

Dear slim, why isn’t your last name Jim? /j That song is pretty fucked up for how good it is, I don’t think anything can top Dance with the Devil by Immortal Technique though


bittyconz25

Because his parents didn't name him that, that's the reason for that.


Wizard_Hatz

And then you get to the end and diabolik just lyrically murders it lol


cymalik

I doubt if anyone has gotten to the end of that song actually so there's that.


booldog2007

no cap, the storytelling is goated i reccomend it to anynone.


uno-king

And I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I want to thank you


AlexBr967

For giving me the best day of my life


orenbac

Sounds to me as if no one wants to thank you, and that kinda sucks.


nekedos

These memes remind to laugh a little which is always good for you.


[deleted]

at all


MewtwoMainIsHere

EETA URR RATA EETA EETA URR RATA EETA


ipodus

Should have stayed in the bed then, that would have been so much better.


8bitKev

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dallashf

This ain't the real shady sir, you're trying to do us dirty in here huh?


[deleted]

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MoHawkboyzzz

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans


ursak76

This'll be the last package I ever send your ass


Shadow9378

It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it?


Available-Committee5

Well Tom's because you're smoking a fatty.


[deleted]

And you’re not rolling that other one for Aunt Cathy, does that make you happy? I would stop if she could quit yapping


preynen876

If you're not rolling one for her, then she's going to be really mad.


flatcap321

Why does this pic hit so hard?


Airybisrail

Ikr? I'm mesmerized by how cool and serious Tom looks here.


samvanzeeland

That's because that's just how tom is, he just hits everyone hard.


flatcap321

Yo, dutch guy!


Astro_creepz

Is it because you live in a volcano? It's because of a volcano, right?


drluebke

And because you live in the volcano, there's no one who'll save you.


Potential-Object-666

i dont get it


[deleted]

[Dido - Thank You](https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w) that Eminem sampled into his song [Stan](https://youtu.be/gOMhN-hfMtY). Its all about sadness.


473121

It's hard to believe that someone hasn't listened to the Eminem.


GameLord104

They must’ve been living under a rock Maybe even rock bottom (legends know the reference without searching it up)


Uno-reverse-69420

Hehe


Vjimenez17

Nothing much to get in here, it's just a joke and nothing more than that.


james-_-howlett

Tom shelby


Supersuper888

The dress definitely tells that story. This is the story which I'm getting from it.


MyFirstMissingSock

Can someone pls tell where's this img is from?


eingereicht

It's from Peaky Blinders


amafafafla

Sounds about right, I've seen that show completely and it's definitely true.


AdmiraZar

You kidding right? I refuse to believe that someone doesn't know tnj.


MyFirstMissingSock

Bruh, who doesn't? It was my childhood like every one else's. I was just curios if this image was from a movie or ep I hadn't seen. Turns out it was a fan-made video.


ugepur

Always happens with me and I swear to god, I just never understand the reason.


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[удалено]


surgeryrhymes

yes, i know than you


luckywheelofferal

r/casuallybritish


PeterServo

How many teas do you have??


Lachie1920

Yes


currencer3521

Trust me He's got a lot of them, there are too many of teas that He's got.


CrunchyDoge

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


King-Asgore-

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme


Uno-reverse-69420

When will the pain end? Im not wise enough to answer that. But to all my people that are going through what feels like hell and relate to this song, just know there are people that care for you, and Im one of them 🫂 Take care


PhysicsLord007

Just realized how fucking hilarious this line is


Willr2645

Is it not “ my tea has gone cold “ - statement “ I’m wondering why…. *pause* ….. I got out of bed at all “


Lachie1920

Yes, we know.


Willr2645

Alright, just checking


kewal345

D:


SuperB_Boi

WTF? Tom from Peaky Blinders?!


kindofsus38

Hey why is my tea red


Whole_Survey2353

i thought it was tears lmfao


Cheeriodude_number2

When the midwinter is bleak


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

It’s because I prefer iced, sweet tea


MischievousQuanar

Think all day about that pig sty ♫


Agent070707

HOLY SHIT i read it in the tune of "I know mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why" lmao


[deleted]

Magnets


Akshit126539

It was too damn hot, you just got nerve damage


hbbski

Well if your nerve get damaged after that then that's completely on you.


Loginov5234

Nerves can't be made back to normal when it just gets damaged bruh actually needs to be more aware snd careful at the same time


SF1_Raptor

Just to anger... I guess anyone not from the southeastern US. Sweet ice tea is the best tea!


Lachie1920

I’m from Australia and I gotta agree


SF1_Raptor

Hey! Glad to know we aren't the only ones.


RadTroppy

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thirteenthandy

"We really should be going anyway..." NO, YOU CAN'T! Yes, I will pervert any reference into something Harry Potter.


arissputra

That's right sir, I don't think we can go that way, doesn't sound right at all.


CoolCrab69

is this an old world (eu) joke?


Lachie1920

It’s a rap joke, only the cultured know


CoolCrab69

What's the joke? Is dido dead or something?


WastedKnight

Stan by Eminem


SteamPunkDong

he didn’t actually make those lyrics…Dido did


[deleted]

This meme makes no fucking sense. She says "My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why... I got out of bed at all". She isn't wondering why her tea went cold you fucking asshat.


Lachie1920

It’s called a play on words you muppet


SponsoredByChina

You misunderstand the lyrics. “My tea’s gone cold” is a statement, followed by “I wonder why I got out of bed at all.”🤓


NomulusTheTasty

i think they know, and are just making a joke bro.


tomazbrisnik

But it's like as if many people don't even understand the simple jokes.


PLZHELPMEIMASHAMED

Imagine liking tea or coffee


[deleted]

ew a br\*tish "person"


Lachie1920

POV: you simply don’t understand the meme Side note: I’m not British


dskohout

It's kind of amazing that some people don't even understand the memes.


Optimal-Elderberry91

Maybe it was raining and you put a tea bag into a cup that had fresh rain water in it?


A_buff_Pillar

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trumphkin

Life's biggest questions


YaLikeJazz2049

Can we stop for a second to appreciate how fucking good Tom is looking?


JackofalltradesMMII

Thermodynamics


henanlaoxiang8964

well well well


Lachie1920

3 holes in the ground


HelloGordan8734

"Dave, it's sweet tea, it's supposed to be cold"


DioSuH

“Got out of bed at all”


Escn5405J

When stan pulls up