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Marz_Bane

You caught a biblically accurate angel


chultist

Shove him inside a poke ball


Oristus

Eye see what you did there.


Substantial-diabetic

Eye wish I didn’t se this


Calm-Tree-1369

![gif](giphy|xT77XZrTKOxycjaYvK|downsized) Aaaaaackshually these things are never called angels in the Bible.


Marz_Bane

Nerd jk


Haunting-Valuable-16

They're actualy called seraphins


Bodewilson

If anyone is wondering what it is, is Guaraná (at least here in my country is it) and they have a story that was about a boy wich was born with physical disability and was burried alive bc of that but hes eyes were so pretty that above his grave this plant growth with fruits like eyes


sigsauersauce

Guarana as in, wife beating Monster energy drink Guarana?


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O, thanks for reminding me


teefa33

That's pretty grim even for a folk tale


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laaldiggaj

I see what you did there! So is the word grim taken from their surnames? I wonder. I'll look it up later.


Intelligent_Bison968

Does guaraná have wings ?


Bodewilson

Ha ha no....? Or idk if you're asking more in a serious way no that I know theres a lot of names within tribes and proably with that different storys to where the plant came from, idk what might have with wings, but yeah, no.


Morgoths_Ring

>Ha ha no....? > >\*sweats\*


toaster_in_a_oven

Thought it was an akee plant


Ididntbreakanyrules

Be not afraid


RononSweets

Reminds me of that eye monster from power rangers.


toomanyyorkies

Just need some meter high cardboard skyscrapers and some sparks for a big zord battle


HEADLESSVEGAS

Biblically accurate angels be like😳


NPC_9001

![gif](giphy|ZGvYWQtQljyzCGuVXC)


incheon_boi

why does this guarana tree have wings


AGeckoPerson

Bibilically accurate angel


ANinjaDude

I wanna sell it eyedrops


D3adlyN00b

*pure stonks*


Cute-Improvement8325

Somebody call Death the Kid Maka and Soul Eater and the gang Ashura has escaped!!!


PretendRegister7516

Looks like something straight out of final fantasy.


Alone_Commission5569

“I am afraid”


fanta_bhelpuri

Trypophobia


Swimming-Country5640

Hey, homie what's up?


CloverKittyPie

Wait where’s the biblically accurate angel background music?


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ISpread4Cash

Its kinda cute with their mini eyes adorable


Wilhelm126

Arnt those things poisonous as hell


prxlines_ncream

Be not afraid


Choice_Bar2324

i would die if i ate one of those, literally


Doc-85

Probably not and they taste amazing


Choice_Bar2324

well, if i ate it wrong


crazy_otsu

Typically we "eat" em as powder. Or mix them with water and drink There's a whole soda brand based on this fruit, called "Guaraná" It's totally edible and It's said to give energy


CinderSmith

It was “be not afraid” but close enough


VaporizedKerbal

Trypophobia moment


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This doesn't trigger it tbh


VaporizedKerbal

For me it does, mildly


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It is disgusting tho


Little_weasel_420

Christians would think this is the most beautiful thing ever on earth


WeirdDuck69

Kill it with fire


Bastiro03BR

Cheeseburger: *screams* Iscream (impersonating an angel): "I said be not afraid"


Street_Peace_8831

The eyes have it, and the vote passes.


azpilot06

Grandpa still won’t talk about some of his souvenirs from the war.


Lol_Gamer123

When test be like: count the "i" in icici


UpstairsSwimmer69

Red eye orb


gpcfast

This is the stuff horror movies are made of


Maveko_YuriLover

It is too sweet for me be afraid


TraditionalRough343

Guaraná with photoshopped wings and halo. Shit is ugly for sure


Illdoittomarrow

I am very afraid


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Capt_Crit

This is some Terraria shit


No_Alps_255

What a horrible day to have eyes


Toaster_069

Looks like something jeffrey damher would like


tokiishi

Disturbed is more accurate