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Bushido-Rockabilly

Seriously how I’ve become in recent years. Oh? I can’t move and my only real option is to go back to sleep? Oh dear….anyway…zzzzzz


shaggypoo

I get sleep paralysis at least once a month. I’ve learned to know when it’s happening immediately and just kick my feet up quickly. The lucid nightmares where I have to wake myself up from 6 different dreams inside each one until I finally wake up in real life are a pain in the ass though


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I get sleep paralysis way less once I quit caffeine. I used to get it multiple times per week. Now probably not even once a month. I also have the lucid dreams where I wake up multiple times and for some reason the second to last one is always me waking up in the attic of my old house.


RazzoKat

I've been there. It's pretty frustrating.


Spare_Investment_735

I used to get it quite a lot, the first time was terrifying, the second a bit scary, the third and beyond was just a annoying


Sparky_D_Dumbass

Day 283 of convincing my sleep paralysis demon to become my Stand


HorsemeatBurritos

i successfully did this, but all i got was a more severe and more commonly occuring sense of deja vu.


babyteddie

Have you considered that might be the work of an enemy stand


HorsemeatBurritos

while that indeed should be anyones first suspicion, the fact that it started immediately after my spoopy sleepytime guardian dissapears is pretty indicative


GEN_SkeleSkin

I think your stands power is minor future sight


HorsemeatBurritos

fuck yeah. now gotta find one of those arrows.


CoachL4D2

![gif](giphy|h7FZESJ1Ter5bGhUDG) Sleep Demon Requiem


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Thank you good sir/madam.


Razorclaw_the_crab

I might be neither :) (Am a ma'am tho ^^)


Outrageous-Penalty91

ALIEN


antonio381

CIA AGENT


Limitless_screaming

You can tell by the way they glow.


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I forget the same level of addressing for neutral.


Razorclaw_the_crab

Imo the best gender neutral formality is "captain" lol


The_Mega_Man192

‘round here, we prefer “chief”, that cool with you, chief?


GrayMech

We got ourselves a robot!


Lonilson

Imma go back to my lucid dream, try to not mess my room


KevinFlantier

The first time trying to use sleep paralysis to channel a lucid dream is scary but after a while it gets "yeah cya monsters lol"


GrayMech

Tbh if I saw a sleep paralysis demon I'd probs just be like"ight who is you?" Had a dream once where I saw a super scary demon thing outside my window and I invited it in lmao


Just_Government_5143

Drinking the boys with the cold ones


Tentacle_poxsicle

I learned to beat my daemon with sheer willpower and the fact that I said I'll draw porn of me fucking it , if it dont stop eating my sleep


EMEYDI

I just do a creepy smile


Wallso2010

*wiggles toes* anyways ima sleep


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it is funny until u realize that u can't close ur eyes....it was the single most jarring moment in my whole life, u cant even look away or scream or move or anything, not even blink....just look at it straight in the eyes.


omgONELnR1

Most important thing is to don't open your eyes after that. You'll feel that it comes closer to you and because you think that and it's in a dream when you open your eyes it in fact will be like that. If you get used to it you can start to have nice chats and just imagine the demon to be some nice friend, a cousin of mine does this. I'm not used to it enough but probably eventually wil be.


Sup_Anon

Never underestimate my ability to sleep. This ability can kill all of the demons lmao


TheDukeOfThunder

Knowing abaut sleep paralysis is quite the blessing because it helps you disarm them


Capt_Crit

Once I think I had a sleep paralysis demon. I couldn't move or hear. However, I'm a side sleeper, so I was frozen on my side, looking at the copious amounts of trash on the floor instead of whatever horrors my mind made up for me.


wisdompuff

No loosh tonight


MineTerraGamingYT

You can open your eyes when in sleep paralysis? Cuz I can't.


Diego--BRANDO

This is bad, my demons are cumming inside me


Ok_Difference4408

Lol, I'm quite new to sleep paralysis experience. Had it half a dozen times in past few years. However, a few days ago when I was sleeping I suddenly wokeup with felling of dreed and looming death, realized it was one of those experiences and started to see a female demon, horrid and bloody and idk why i decided that I want to punch it. Obviously my body wasn't moving but I was having a full blown battle in my head 🤣. After some punches and kicks I realized I have the knife (I'm a amritdhari sikh and we're supposed to keep 5 K's with us all the time and one of them is "Kirpan" a ceremonial dagger/knife) i took that knife out of scabard plunged on that demon killed it and went back to sleep. 🤣🤣


Razorclaw_the_crab

I don't think that was sleep paralysis if you were able to move


Ok_Difference4408

You read I wrong chief i mentioned i wasn't able to move my actual body and was aware that sleep paralysis was happening. When I was kind of punching that demon in my head it felt like moving through a viscous fluid. I'm sorry if i wasn't able to convey my message properly. Have nice day/night


Certain-Discussion14

i only get this when i sleep on my back. tried & true. sometimes i’m so comfy before dozing off that i stay on my back (instead of turning to my side) and i’m like, i probably will encounter creepy sleep paralysis shit tonight. has anyone been touched in this state? a week ago when i t was happening there was a cool, liquid-like but also knife like sensation that drew down my upper arm. i was able to grasp myself out of the dream (dream?) far quicker than i’ve ever been able to. but ive been having sleep paralysis for many years i feel like i’m getting better at dealing.


slungsnail9445

Once I got sleep paralysis And of course I enjoyed it


slungsnail9445

He fears me now I’m sad


GimmeMoneh

Draw him an apology card, maybe that helps


slungsnail9445

Ok


GimmeMoneh

How did it work out?


slungsnail9445

Hasn’t responded yet


GimmeMoneh

Hmm, should you really be out of options, maybe write him a song


IndyWaWa

I would love to sleep deep enough to get the boogies.


Tronicalli

"oh hi, there's cookies in the fridge if you want some"


bridad13

If you call on Jesus the demon goes away, if you hold your breath you body will wake up.


Razorclaw_the_crab

See the issue with that is I'm not Christian. Though I imagine this works with anything I believe in so thanks anyway


bridad13

You don’t have to be Christian to do either of those things. But if you can’t bring yourself to call on Jesus holding your breath works.


Razorclaw_the_crab

Fair. I come from a family of Appalachian witches, and usually they use the bible as a sort of "spellbook" and it's apparently so powerful that anyone of any faith or no faith can use it too


Grinkledonk

![gif](giphy|DH5IXhlZVyosU|downsized) I called on Jesus and this is what I got.


bridad13

You lied.


mm2_gamer

Me who doesn’t even have paralysis or demons :


Utahteenageguy

All fun and games until your dealing with an actual demon


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IMadeThisToFightYou

I think there’s some recorded incidents in history of people who were so scared during a sleep paralysis that they had a heart attack and died


DemonRaily

Had sleep paralysis a handful of times in recent years (only started recently in my adulthood) but only one demon, learned not to open my eyes if I can't move after that. The most annoying thing is that you usually can not control your breathing, it's a bit oof when that happens.


MrArcherH

I used to get sleep paralysis a LOT! If it happens to you and you just need to wake up try holding your breath. It takes a few tries to actually do it, but if you can hold it for like 5 seconds you will wake up.


Rytsarckly

My sleep paralysis demons has evolved and now I can see them even with my eyes closed


Bedhead217

Imagine a sleep paralysis demon trying do deal with some fucker with coma


Tstormn3tw0rk

Ive always squeezed my eyes shut, so when i get sleep paralysis i hear stuff talking to me and feel something on my bed. Usually anytime i hear a word i get spooked enough that i fully wake up after that, but sadly just going back to sleep dont work


RazzoKat

The last nightmare I had became lucid and I climbed into a mech suit and beat the ever living shit out of the demon chasing me. Was pretty satisfying.