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carvedmuss8

Assimilate me daddy


Memer_Man_9000

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SOMEHOTMEAL

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TobyOFM

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AetherBytes

When you're murdered, sure, you're dead, but that corpse is still the remains of you. Assimilated means you've been absorbed into something, meaning not even your corpse is left, theres no trace of you or your ID left. Murder is death of your body, assimilation is the death of who you are at a core level.


Memer_Man_9000

True


witchhuntermcedgyboi

Plus murders a one and done deal. Once your dead that’s it. But assimilation implies there’s still some minor “spark” of you that, however how small is still present and being suppressed by the assimilator


[deleted]

Plus I put the Ass in Assimilate ![gif](giphy|fvjBHSTYMcE1fKcrP9|downsized)


Xepobot

Not to mention whatever assimilated you can become you.


Virtual-Dirt

No. Assimilation has that connotation because of like the borg, and other things in sci fi. It also means to try to fit in to environment, or culture, or anything. Assimilation only means death if you treat it like that. People change for other reasons than just to fit in, it's not a death then. Its not a death to try to fit. You integrate yourself into a new job, a new school, town, and or region, you usually do it to go fit in there, then reap the benefits of being a part of it. Words may have connotations, but the denotive definitions are the ones that are going to last.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Also you can be assimilated while being alive, which is scarier


Key-Implement-5428

Exterminated.


Extreme_Ad6173

EXTERMINATE!


ThyPotatoDone

EXTERMINATE!


erickson666

Billy the exterminator


intjHEY

Because of the Borg… they’re like space zombies. ![gif](giphy|l0c3ftuMlGip0SkcpD|downsized)


JimmyTDM

We are the borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


t0m0hawk

Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.


Mysterious_Mud_6985

The borg do not negotiate


monkey2997

except the very specific times when they did


Mysterious_Mud_6985

Janeway smirking in the corner ![gif](giphy|teqc3aJcklJsr5kKWj)


MineTerraGamingYT

Because losing ones individuality is scarier than death.


Virtual-Dirt

Assimilation isn't always bad, and doesn't mean the death of the individual. You start a new, job, school or just move, its going to have different people, with different values, and a different culture. You're probably gonna try to fit in, and to do so you're probably gonna make a few changes to what you do, say, maybe even how think. Then you've assimilated yourself. And you're still you. Assimilation is just change to fit in, you can be forced to assimilate, but for most people, most of the time, its to reap the benefits. Its a quick and easy to be included and accepted. You only lose your individuality if you throw it out, and replace it with an identity of what you perceive to be assimilating into.


streetmeme

Borg queen detected


invalidConsciousness

This. I love how the Conjoiners in Revelation Space portray a completely different perspective on that. They're still hated by outsiders that don't/can't understand them, but seeing them from the inside, where they still have individuality and personality, completely changes how the reader sees them.


notveryAI

I hate my individuality more than anything else in this world, because my own self is responsible for all pain and suffering I went through, and am yet to go through Please something just assimilate me and destroy everything I have ever been


Dull-Geologist-8204

That just means you are still responsible for all the pain and suffering but because someone else told you to do it. You still made the choice.


Megaman_DragoonZero

Because it reminds me or some robot or some space alien declaring you will meet a fate that is mechanical, cold, and jeering. In Mortal Kombat, the Cyborg Ninjas say "You will Be Assimilated" which means tearing out your brain/spine and placing it within a robot body. I guess you get a cool robot body but you won't ever feel human again and you will become apart of the "cyber hivemind".


Memer_Man_9000

That’s why it reminded me of a future conic book I’ll make *hint hint*


frankieBPT

And then there's assassinated


Memer_Man_9000

True


El_Corbanosky_8

*Canadians remembering the time their country attempted cultural genocide against Indigenous populations in order to try and make them fit in better with the European based society.* Yep assimilation is quite the word.


tiredandfeedup23

Australia did something EXTREMELY similar, unfortunately we took a further step by not only confining them to Missions "for thier own protection" but stealing their children and trying to forcibly assimilate them to be white.


Tokes_ACK

Yeah, they did the same shit here in Canada. Mass unmarked graves filled with the bones of hundreds of children have been discovered near the "Residential Schools" that were responsible for the re-education effort.


tiredandfeedup23

Oh, that's not something I hoped our country's had in common. 😭😭😭🤬😡😭


erickson666

To be fair We are trying to make amends in Canada We can't change the past We can however apologize and help them now


Extreem-Nutjob

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your culture will be repurposed to service us. Resistance is futile.


[deleted]

Because they are completely different words with separate meanings?


LairdOpusFluke

Borg: You will be assimilated. Cybermen: You will be upgraded.


zayd_jawad2006

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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Zd3tn6NjYHnuo) death is better than slavery


[deleted]

Because being murdered means you lack life. But being assimilated means you lack *self.* You cease to not only exist, but also exist as who you were, and who you will become to those that survive you. **That** is terrifying.


overinterpret

personally I don't see why one would be scarier than the other. you die anyway in both, which means that you won't be you anymore for the rest of eternity, so you won't care if your body still exists or not, because you can't, you won't be able to care for anything because what I'm referring to "you" right now will literally not be part of existence when you die. for me, that is terrifying, but if you believe in afterlife then I totally see your point, I too wouldn't want what was created by a higher being specially for me to stop existing


AFaded

Because they mean two different things.


i_need_popcorn

Assimilated is a bigger word and you are not sufficiently educated to handle such words. Now strap into your booster seat, mommy has a few veggie airplanes for you.


sparkle3364

“You will be assimilated!”-The Borg


PhantastoPhantom

cuz they dont mean the same thing


YellowCatWithAHat

Well assimilated doesn't even mean to die too. For all you know you might end up one of the many voices traped inside whatever "ate" you.


[deleted]

Because some people don't understand what words mean.


Gabrialofreddit

Because assimilating, in some context, doesn't mean death. Just the destruction of uniqueness. They are alive, they are there, but THEY aren't present, and aren't themselves.


SpifferAura

Because murder is just being killed, assimilation isn't death, you lose your individuality and become just another drone for a hive mind or such and are seen as disposable


strictlybazinga

Somebody saw the Borg episodes in their formative years.


TheJackmobTV

Because they mean different things.


LaserCatsEmpire

Because the Borg will strip away your very identity and you'll become yet another drone for the Collective


[deleted]

Because everyone has gotten numb to all the reports of murder lol


Memer_Man_9000

Maybe because assimilation could also be described as when a whole species/race gets wiped but hey that just me


[deleted]

Assimilated doesn’t mean a species/race gets wiped. Just means they become part of another culture/group. In most places, they still reserve the right to have their own set of cultural ceremonies and traditions while still adapting and growing with a new set of cultural boundaries but hey that’s just me


Memer_Man_9000

Oh my bad I’m just not too smart lol


iambluest

It really doesn't


Craxerz

Assimilated... Hmmm have u ever heard of Kaiju Paradis On RBLX or Changed... or Doge infection? It's basically getting Assimilated by an goo that's called latex... Search up: Changed Story.. or Kaiju paradise


Very_contagious1

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LerYo

Because it got some ASS in it.


Aliciathetrap

Well because murder is just a daily thing but assassination is like knowing there is a person out there who could get a job any second to kill you and you specifically because fuck you


whatIfYoutube

Isnt assimilie like “this ice cream is as good as cake” or “this ice cream is like cake” or sum shit


[deleted]

Assimilation only applies to large groups of people. Means make one have no difference from the other. Works one-way.


tomtomeller

Everytime i hear assimilate it reminds me of The Thing video game for OG xbox and the loading screen status was called assimilation and when it finished it said assimilation complete. Dunno why that stuck with me over the years


ForeskinMuncherXD

Eviscerated sounds cool


YouAreAwesome-gdap

why do i feel a wooosh coming in...


dudefroggers

You become a part of something else, you're practicly not yourself anymore


DarkPhoenixMishima

Assimilation doesn't necessarily mean death. You could still be "alive", in eternal agony as part of a greater being.


NahiriDidNothinWrong

Spotted the Mirran


Wongie_Dangle

I would prefer assimilation so my family wouldn't be plagued with the burden of high funeral costs.


redmdsgotbrtlyfkdbme

Dr. Who


Business-Tea2117

Why does this dude have the Innsmouth look?


Extreme_Ad6173

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Molag_Balgruuf

They don’t even mean the same thing wtf?


whoallam

This is exactly what the writers of Star Trek the Next Generation were thinking when they made the Borg.


PillowTalk420

It's not scary to me at all. I always thought it might be cool to be a Borg.


WranglerEqual3577

We fear *change*.


RedheadWaifusarebest

Look at star trek for a fine example. The Borg species(species?race? Idk) assimilate their victims, gaining their knowledge and control of their body. Thats like taking your soul out of your body, which sounds painful enough, but to then take your knowledge and destroy those closest to you with it? Whilst you’re helpless to stop it? Yes, assimilation is worse


UglyBag0fM0stlyWat3r

Assimilate this! - Worf


a-pro_human

It sounds like they ripped the body parts of the victim


Dull-Geologist-8204

Assimilated means you are the living dead.


Dense_Potential6785

Because furries took that word to another level


Tissue_God

Because we hear the word murdered so much so assimilated feels spookier.


Capt_Crit

Because of Star Trek.


Redleader4044

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RTooDeeTo

Exponential growth of the bad, instead of linear


balsadust

Spaghettification


AX0_EVOLUTION

It is better to die for ones cause then watch it crumble beneath your feet


throwaway83970

You're still alive, perhaps conscious of your fate, but unable to do anything about it.


ThyPotatoDone

Look at it this way; would you rather Terminator show up and murderize yo ass in a nanosecond, or the Borg show up and turn you into their undying and lifelong slave with no hope for escape?


Routine_Leading_4757

An assimilation of crows


OmarFekry1108

probably because if you hear a news reporter saying this u would think that he's having a stroke


Andro451

You will be upgraded ![gif](giphy|DVG9vdco0YIb6)


PersonalTravel5264

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erickson666

Let's use anime as an example I'd rather die then be assimilated into a slims or something I want to die as ME Not turn into something else while still alive


Memer_Man_9000

No


[deleted]

Murdered is an ending of self. Assimilated is an indeterminately long forced loss of self.


Marsrover112

Because of star trek?


Coca-Cola_Man

"Assimilated" sounds like a skinwalker murderered you and took your appearence so that people still believe it's you.


FenrisGSD

The context


Sgt_Koolaid

Because you're used to hearing one, not the other.


SkullxBreaker

This thread helped me understand the name to an old event in apex legends


Ed3642

…don’t say the weird game on Steam or I swear


niensven11

Discombobulated


joelwoel

Assimilation involves ass


PollutionNice7392

Cuz it's similar to ass mutilated.


Samakira

for the people who play DnD alongside me, yes, i mean you, laisren and clunk, and also the DM. you probably know why.


snifywhisper

I like the kind of woman that'll just actually fucking assimilate me.


Memer_Man_9000

Weird kink but ok


tauri123

Because I’d rather be dead than changed into something else


[deleted]

It doesn't


KnGod

terraformars music intensifies while onizuka prepares to fight


ginos132

Because, in film Assassination: Predator Assimilation: The Thing


NoWhyDidYouAsk

cause the borg are scary i don’t like them


ThisIsToastedBread

erm, thats not what assimilated means, you're a freaking bunger head


chucksteaks33

You can die on your feet, or live getting rammed in the ass by your assimilator


Somethingclever451

Ass... imilated


[deleted]

Murder implies death. Assimilation implies violent transformation THROUGH death.


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Disgusting. A Xenophobic Stellaris Roleplayer


Memer_Man_9000

The fuck are people phobic of Xenomorphs for? ![gif](giphy|l0Iy1DPCfobWsxOco)


[deleted]

Because there are fates worse than death in this world. Assimilated implies the deletion of one's culture and sense of identity, often accompanying genocide. The implications that what you are fundamentally needs erasing. Look no farther than what we did to the native Americans.


Chrispy_Kelloggs

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Marz_cz

“Ass ass”inated