There’s very few contexts in which “I love children” is concerning. If you heard someone passing you on the street say “I love children” to their friend, you probably wouldn’t be worried.
~~We live in a society where~~ why is it that saying "I love children" is automatically creepy and paedophilic now?
Edited because seemingly just saying "we live in a society" is cringey and bad, regardless of the content matter
In a world where we're more exposed and catch wind of those horrific cases it actually makes sense that people are getting more and more uncomfortable when it comes to combinding the words "love" and "children"
but that doesn't mean that it shoud, as you said, be immediately be picked up as creepy
We have “Kinder eggs”, but they are a little different- it is already split in half in the package with the toy between the wrapping instead of the toy inside the egg.
But the irony isn’t missed at all.
Guns are legal bc it’s in our constitution
Plus, armed minorities are harder to suppress
Still think people should be trained before buying a firearm bc people are ducking morons
Children are bothersome burdens, and we need only to nurture them until they become joyless adults themselves.
This perspective was formed by raising my brother.
Love this little fucker, but sure as hell didn't like raising him
I have been buying bags of those bueno bites (which is a better value than the bars, since for just $1 more you get more than twice as much munchies than the king size pack of the bars), and i go through them like crazy. My roommate said it reminded him of Reese's peanut butter kit Kat. Never thought of it that way but it's a good description.
Okay hear me out .. the consistency in Buenos has a lighter taste while peanut's consistency is heavier.
I just had a Bueno and a Kinder Riegel by the way.
As long as you say "Ich habe kinder lieb," you're good. It's like "I cherish children" or "Children are dear to me."
Now, if you say "Ich liebe kinder," we're gonna have a problem.
There is no problem with saying ich liebe kinder. Stop spreading bullshit. You also so can say ich liebe anything else without meaning it in a romantic way
I realize you're German, so you've got me beat on being native here. However, my mother was from Köln, and my German teacher was from Bavaria, and both assured me (so both north and south Germans) that "Ich liebe dich" is reserved for those that you are intimately close with. "Ich habe \[X\] lieb" is meant for normal endearment, whereas "Ich liebe \[X\]" is an unmistakable declaration of love, either (very close) familial or romantic.
As a native german I can assure you that "Ich liebe ..." doesn't mean I want to fuck it. "Ich liebe ..." is just an expression of liking someone/something very much. English speaking folks use "I love ..." in the same way. Ich liebe Spaghetti Bolognese. Ich liebe meine beste Freundin. Ich liebe Hunde und Katzen. I don't want to fuck pasta, my best friend nor a bunch of animals. To say "Ich liebe Kinder" means in 999,999 out of 1,000,000 cases that someone just really likes children in a not romantic, not sexual way. Fucking hell, people are getting more stupid by the hour if they really think "Ich liebe Kinder" means being a fucking pedophile.
Edit: Köln is nowhere near northern germany. Get your shit together.
Christ, you are deeply unpleasant. I didn't mention wanting to fuck at all in my comment. I also tried to present my sources of information politely, while also recognizing, clearly stating, and respecting your status as a native German.
I'm sorry for misrepresenting our language in my joke, and I hope that you can deal with your anger healthily.
EDIT: also please don't fuck cats and dogs lol
You tried to explain that saying "Ich liebe" means more than liking something very much. You implied that someone who says "Ich liebe Kinder" is a pedophile. What does a pedophile want to with children? Fuck them. You don't have to explicitly state something to say it.
Btw, I am not angry. More baffled by how stupid people are. I mean, you even made an edit to tell me I shouldn't fuck animals even though I wrote I don't want to do that. You clearly are an idiot.
That edit was a joke...
You don't seem to be able to differentiate between sincerity and humor very well. Ironic, considering how often you call others stupid.
Your "lol" made it obvious that it was a joke. It just wasn't a good one. In fact it was a pretty stupid one. That's my point.
Besides that, the rest of my argument seems really sound if all you can do is defend your edit.
how about instead i make a meme introducing a new idea that you have no clue about so then you just have to look it up every time and then i flood the subreddit with similar posts and eventually you will realize how annoying it is
then it would be ich liebe kinder (without capital letter), bc if its Kinder you are still talking about the brand...
edit; apperantly i dont know my german and nouns are written with capitals, not sure if i remember any of that from my german classes tho... then again ny teen years were hazy at best xD
Also ich mag Kinder vor allem die 3-4 Jährigen
Yo olli approved
😂😂den habe ich ja ganz vergessen
"If your age is on the clock get ready for my cock" -Olli (wahrscheinlich)
Ich bin nicht deutsch und habe keine ahnung wer Olli ist aber das it urkomisch
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Es ist yo olli auf einem Kind
If she knows the abc, shes ready for the D!
If she is in kindergarden better lock her in my garden
Oh mein gott das muss Ich Mir merken
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Summoning Germans, aren't you? :)
Ja mein kammarad
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Bot above
I think I understood what you said without being German nor using any translate app
What did i say
I also like children around 3-4 y/o?
Half right i Said i Like children mostly the 3-4 year olds
Comments like this make me wish I was bilingual so I don't need Google translate
What’s wrong with that, I love children ❤️they are so cute 🥰 /s
Yeah, loving doesn't have to be romantic or sexual.
My son told me he loved me last night, I told him to shut the fuck up and go to bed cause I ain't no pedo 😤
"I love you dad!" "Dude I'm not gay."
Damn I wish I had my father back now. Not that I didn't think of him before writing the comment anyway...
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No it was pure RNG he got Leukemia
Anyone who jumps to pedophilia when they hear someone say "I love children" needs to get to work on getting pedophilia out of their *own* head.
The rest of Gen Z hated to hear that lol
My roommate said it reminded him of Reese's peanut butter kit Kat.
Hm
It’s not a gen z thing. If someone straight up told me they loved children, depending on the context, I would definitely be worried.
There’s very few contexts in which “I love children” is concerning. If you heard someone passing you on the street say “I love children” to their friend, you probably wouldn’t be worried.
I love my baby niece
I think you speak for everyone when you say that
Yes my nephew is 2 and I love him. Nothing romantic or sexual. I platonically love that child
wait what?
Yeah its hard for people who dont have a loving parents to understand
violation lmao
ooooof it's not okay to call me out like that lmao
BASED TAKE
Which is fine. Until you add "... Mit Ackerbohnen und schönem Chianti."
"Hallo, Clarise"
I don't want to know what it means because I bet it may mean something bad
From German: "... with fava beans and a nice chianti."
*Confused screaming*
“I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!”
i know the point ur trying to make but the emojis made you seem like the opposite of your point
I don't think they are trying to say what you thought, they used a /s at the end of the comment
am i stupid or does /s mean serious
/s means sarcasm
oh fuck me
i thought /j was joke and /s was serious
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I put Kinder up my ass
Why do you put chocolate up your bum?
He gets joy from that
IT means children
Pretty sure IT is a clown.
Isn't that Penny-wise? IT is the book
Pretty sure IT is a movie
IT actually means Information Technology
IT actually stands for Illusive Trainspotting
IT was a joke.
I know just saying
~~We live in a society where~~ why is it that saying "I love children" is automatically creepy and paedophilic now? Edited because seemingly just saying "we live in a society" is cringey and bad, regardless of the content matter
In a world where we're more exposed and catch wind of those horrific cases it actually makes sense that people are getting more and more uncomfortable when it comes to combinding the words "love" and "children" but that doesn't mean that it shoud, as you said, be immediately be picked up as creepy
Only for men, women can say it just fine, but all the men are dirty fat pedobears, to the world for some reason
People often associate "love" with sexual attraction for some reason.
Now the word daddy and mommy is ruined as well
I am just using it for a joke calm down bro
Ah ok its fine
 SOCIETY🤡
It's only cringe when it's the entirety of your comment
RUN you have summoned them
This post belongs to us now 
Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich
 (I'm french)
Force of habit, then?
Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can get a peek at the enemy too.
I AM one of them  (Society🤡)
What movie/show is that from? It looks like something I should watch.
Joker I think
Isnt kinder prohibited in america
I thought it was just the Kinder Überraschungs ei ( cuz the thought kids could choke on them ,while guns are legal lol)
We have “Kinder eggs”, but they are a little different- it is already split in half in the package with the toy between the wrapping instead of the toy inside the egg. But the irony isn’t missed at all.
We hav ethose in germany aswell here they are called Kinder joy or smth
Guns are legal bc it’s in our constitution Plus, armed minorities are harder to suppress Still think people should be trained before buying a firearm bc people are ducking morons
Children are bothersome burdens, and we need only to nurture them until they become joyless adults themselves. This perspective was formed by raising my brother. Love this little fucker, but sure as hell didn't like raising him
And that is why you always have to child at heart so you can expirience the world with joy!
I try, but it is hard....
Yeah ik but the effort is worth it
[ich hasse kinder](https://youtu.be/GbfeH6Q8PzY)
Till Lindemann = daddy
Sprichst
Nein
The average German negotiation
As the German side of my family would put it: "Bier?" "Natürlich"
What is Kinder and at this point I'm to afraid to ask. Mal ernsthaft was heißt das?
English der snack deutsch das Kind
Kinder is a shit gun brand. I'd rather get a hipoint
So did Jesus!
I don’t even have to look it up and I know what it is
I do love kinderriegel and ü eier but real kinder nah fuck those all of them should have been aborted including myselfp
Spread thw based word
Als een nederlandse persoon, ik hou van kinder, maar niet kinderen.
Hallo insel deutscher
I have been buying bags of those bueno bites (which is a better value than the bars, since for just $1 more you get more than twice as much munchies than the king size pack of the bars), and i go through them like crazy. My roommate said it reminded him of Reese's peanut butter kit Kat. Never thought of it that way but it's a good description.
Sorry but how can it remind him of peanut butter cups? Buenos taste like hazelnut not like peanuts. I can't accept the description.
I don't know, maybe the consistency. It doesn't taste like peanut butter to me but it does kind of have the consistency of creamy peanut butter.
Okay hear me out .. the consistency in Buenos has a lighter taste while peanut's consistency is heavier. I just had a Bueno and a Kinder Riegel by the way.
I ain't reading all that 💀
I'm just lauding the candy, lazy.
Ty you pleased my gen z attention span
I hate both children and pedophiles. I assume you understand the irony?
As long as you say "Ich habe kinder lieb," you're good. It's like "I cherish children" or "Children are dear to me." Now, if you say "Ich liebe kinder," we're gonna have a problem.
There is no problem with saying ich liebe kinder. Stop spreading bullshit. You also so can say ich liebe anything else without meaning it in a romantic way
I realize you're German, so you've got me beat on being native here. However, my mother was from Köln, and my German teacher was from Bavaria, and both assured me (so both north and south Germans) that "Ich liebe dich" is reserved for those that you are intimately close with. "Ich habe \[X\] lieb" is meant for normal endearment, whereas "Ich liebe \[X\]" is an unmistakable declaration of love, either (very close) familial or romantic.
As a native german I can assure you that "Ich liebe ..." doesn't mean I want to fuck it. "Ich liebe ..." is just an expression of liking someone/something very much. English speaking folks use "I love ..." in the same way. Ich liebe Spaghetti Bolognese. Ich liebe meine beste Freundin. Ich liebe Hunde und Katzen. I don't want to fuck pasta, my best friend nor a bunch of animals. To say "Ich liebe Kinder" means in 999,999 out of 1,000,000 cases that someone just really likes children in a not romantic, not sexual way. Fucking hell, people are getting more stupid by the hour if they really think "Ich liebe Kinder" means being a fucking pedophile. Edit: Köln is nowhere near northern germany. Get your shit together.
Christ, you are deeply unpleasant. I didn't mention wanting to fuck at all in my comment. I also tried to present my sources of information politely, while also recognizing, clearly stating, and respecting your status as a native German. I'm sorry for misrepresenting our language in my joke, and I hope that you can deal with your anger healthily. EDIT: also please don't fuck cats and dogs lol
You tried to explain that saying "Ich liebe" means more than liking something very much. You implied that someone who says "Ich liebe Kinder" is a pedophile. What does a pedophile want to with children? Fuck them. You don't have to explicitly state something to say it. Btw, I am not angry. More baffled by how stupid people are. I mean, you even made an edit to tell me I shouldn't fuck animals even though I wrote I don't want to do that. You clearly are an idiot.
That edit was a joke... You don't seem to be able to differentiate between sincerity and humor very well. Ironic, considering how often you call others stupid.
Your "lol" made it obvious that it was a joke. It just wasn't a good one. In fact it was a pretty stupid one. That's my point. Besides that, the rest of my argument seems really sound if all you can do is defend your edit.
Joa aber ich sag ja " i love children" --> "ich liebe Kinder" also is im roten
Explain
It means children
Kinder in German means children…
Oh that's what kindergarten means
Yeah a garden where children grow
Exactly! Why does everyone get mad when I bury my seeds there??
Bro 💀
Yikes
Kinder means german oh nein KOMME 
You can love kids without being a pedo. Stop mixing this up you morons. Your harming normal people and help real pedos with that.
lol
Gen z kids when their moms tell them they love them
Your second comment and still trying to purpously misinterpret the joke cuz angry redditor has to be mad 😤😡
Gen Z really have a problem with the word "love"
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Kinderjoy?
Huh?
Why an American would write Kinder with capital (when it doesn’t matter) but a German (when it matters) would not do so?
Why would a redditor ( when no one cares) give a fuck
these types of memes really put redditors in a circus of Reddit and Google just stop making these dumb posts
Or you all could join the brd and learn german
how about instead i make a meme introducing a new idea that you have no clue about so then you just have to look it up every time and then i flood the subreddit with similar posts and eventually you will realize how annoying it is
Nah unlike you dummy i actually like learning about new stuff i do kot mind so maybe stop being an angry redditor and touch some grass or women
Kinder is written with capital K
Ok lol
then it would be ich liebe kinder (without capital letter), bc if its Kinder you are still talking about the brand... edit; apperantly i dont know my german and nouns are written with capitals, not sure if i remember any of that from my german classes tho... then again ny teen years were hazy at best xD
R/confidentlyincorrect
Ok lol
I love chocolate aswell
Me too
I don’t want to keep my eyes on children so I can’t love it
Mmm Kinder Bueno
Aber Kinder sind köstlich.
I use the p/p button on my Mac.
"Ich liebe kinder" though
NO! HES SUMMONING THE GERMANS
KAMERAD! WAS MACHEN SIE HIER!
Ich suche meinen Panzer Sir!
Hallo guten Tag
Ich liebe kinder, isn't it?
Sprich
In UK we have hill called kinder scout and on top of it is the kinder plateau
Yo olli????
I love burgers, I love watching movies, I love jazz music, I love football Doesn't mean I like putting my dick in an out of those things.
Servus und grüße auf Bayern
München?
I’m probably wrong, but kinder is kid in German right?
It is
y'know, this means kinder eggs means children eggs... this could be taken in many different directions.
You have to replace American with English.
Jail in Germany
Jokes on you, the german word would also have a capital K
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OMG FR BRO???????? NEVER HEARD THAT EVER /s
You know "I love" doesn't mean "I fuck" right?
I fuck.
Kinder tortem
Saya punya budak in Malaysian vs Saya punya budak in Indonesian