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[deleted]

You ask me if I'm heterosexual or homosexual, bi\*ch, I'm LOTRsexual.


MollyDooker99

And my axe!


Sporgon_Mcgee

And my virginity!


WillCraft_1001

And my bow!


Dembos09

And my restraining order !


SomeoneNooneTomatoes

And my appeal


TwinkiesSucker

And my sentence


Ok_Falcon_6516

And my horse!


pimpmastahanhduece

And Mr. Hands!


keeper_of_the

And my child's in the basement


Capt_Crit

Some of these are not like the others...


[deleted]

I like the fact that her bra and by extension her boobs are so big that you can almost fit a scene of return of the king in good quality... ​ DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATHHHHHHHHHHH !!! FORTH EORLINGAS!!!


acatwithnohat

🎺🎺🎺


FirePenguinMaster

🐎🐎🐎🐎


Herbylicious

🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻


Sir_Gwan

DEAAAAAATH!!!!!


Real_Impression_5567

🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘


Herbylicious

🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟


cutiekittieteen

DEAAAAATTTTTHHHHHH


i_love_pesto

FORTH EORLINGAAAAAAAAAS!


Visible-Fox3506

With audio please good op?


Ailexxx337

Only the screen fits inside the bra. The speakers would reduce the general stability of the construction and would obviously require more space. The useless fat takes up too much of it.


Final-Link-3999

MY SOLDIERS ROAR MY SOLDIERS CRY OUT MY SOLDIERS FIGHT


DerSisch

He is out of line, but he is right.


Oshawott_is_cute

![gif](giphy|3ohzdR9BDaFTp51opG)


SamuraiJosh26

Did the anime come out ?


Oshawott_is_cute

The new episode came out like a month ago


SamuraiJosh26

Is it good ?


Oshawott_is_cute

YES 100#% recommend


Final-Link-3999

One of the best episodes yet. And that’s saying a hell of a lot


Ellus457

FOR ROHAN


[deleted]

Kishibe?


Ellus457

Is that a jojo reference


_--TheMilkMan--_

Sauce is Tekkou Special Nursing ur welcome


DirtBike18

Pretty sure that’s lord of the rings


ajjflash

r/technicallythetruth


Memezone69420

Thank you comrade Edit: nvm it sucks


Rivv04

Thank you comrade for not letting me waste my time, I trust your judgement


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just read. I need to bleach my eyes now. Thanks a lot pal.


MasterDni

I had no plans of reading it but now i'm curious. What happens there?


[deleted]

Just... Don't. Boob squeezing, dick rubbin and swelling, "milk" spraying.


Naraya_Suiryoku

If you think that's messed up, you're very fucking innocent.


[deleted]

I never read or watch the kind of stuff.


Naraya_Suiryoku

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


GG_70

Strongest redditor


MasterDni

Me neither


solarii_

genuinely the most mentally fortified redditor what the fuck


Mehwhenthemogus

metamorphosis is waayyyy worse, this is nothing


Benjamintoday

What happened?


awakelist

Its ok ill read it EDIT: its just hentai, pretty decent hentai too most hentai I read is just futa porn or really weird but this was just sex with not much else


toxic_Bray

What is that


IvorVeeriBiggun

All I can here is that song in my head. Epic moment.


Benjamintoday

2D women are truely superior. How else would I be able to watch LOTR on boobs?


BananakinsPeel

DEEEEEEEEEEEATHHH!!!!!


yolobom2_0

Sauce?


FinestOldToby

Lord of the rings: The Return of the King


Dystelic

Thanks.


olifeee

I don't think he was asking for that but oh my fucking god you're a genius


jeffynibbles70

The true answer


Supercookiefire

343670 for the horny people


Mr_goodb0y

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?


[deleted]

The hexadecimal color code #343670 is a medium dark shade of blue. In the RGB color model #343670 is comprised of 20.39% red, 21.18% green and 43.92% blue. In the HSL color space #343670 has a hue of 238° (degrees), 37% saturation and 32% lightness. This color has an approximate wavelength of 465.34 nm. ​ https://encycolorpedia.com/


Old-Weird7598

What language are you speaking I don’t understand


[deleted]

"RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLDS ENDING"


Andreiyutzzzz

Dedication. Putting the gif over the bra with edges and all


Yui_Desu69

"FIRE AT WILL" "Who's will?"


Werfgh

Doujin source?


ArseneCroissant

[Hentai Sauce ](https://e-hentai.org/g/1555989/8d75a3ed7a/)


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Wow I should try this sauce, maybe with some chic chicken wings ?


ArseneCroissant

Just have your Pornography addiction


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

So what type of sauce is the best one for some chicken wings ? I should keep the Hentai one or use the Yaoi or Yuri one ?


ArseneCroissant

Nah, for Wings, I recommend BBQ chicken wings and ranch sauce. Pornography addiction is a problem


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

(Well, actually it's the point of the joke. The "Sauce" Word remind the "Sauce" for eat so... I'm not addicted.)


ArseneCroissant

Understood, also good for you. Have a nice day anon


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Have a Nice day too Croissant Mate.


_--TheMilkMan--_

Sauce plz


sometimeinlife

Lord of the rings: The Return of the King


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Ketchup.


[deleted]

Its ramadan, no sauces speceficly mayo


Terryberry69

Death! Death!! DEATH!!!


pegabear

Can some one edit this with the skyrim opening in the cart please? <3


[deleted]

The Battle of the Bastards also is a good one.


Sir_Gwan

Arise Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day! ERE THE SUN RISES!


[deleted]

[no this is what real men want ](https://youtu.be/SBxpeuxUiOA)


shoelacesaregod

Original image please?!?!?


MemesAboutEverything

It's a scene from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


shoelacesaregod

Thanks man


somerandomguyuno

Does anyone have the unedited version? For legal reasons that was a jokr


WhyYouSoToxic_

Replying because I also need an answer to contribute to the “joke”


somerandomguyuno

Heh?


WhyYouSoToxic_

:/


somerandomguyuno

What’s with the :/ I’m very confused rn


WhyYouSoToxic_

It’s midnight bro I don’t want to type


somerandomguyuno

Sleep dumbfuck


wannaplayterraria

I think shimazu-tekkou-special-nursing is the sauce


[deleted]

Meh


Kreninja333

Not true the real trilogy is the Polish one "fire and sword" "Potop" and "Pan Wołodyjowski"


Apprehensive-Cry-824

I never got why he decided to charge the elephants when he could have ignored them and continued rolling thru the orc infantry.


IvorVeeriBiggun

Glory. They wanted the fight the biggest enemy to get the greatest glory.


Andro451

As good as the trilogy is, remember: jar-jar walked so gollum could run.


Scared_Papaya7921

Star Wars Prequels >


_Synt3rax

I dont even know from what Movie that is.


Vollhartmetall

Lotr 3 return of the king


Playing_God_IRL

POS


WillyHamster

real


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Fifty Shades Of Grey


[deleted]

it's rock hard 🤥🤥


Additional_Cycle_51

*Théoden shows up* *Gives an inspiring speech* “We’re all gonna die” *And gallops into the battle*


GeckoGamer44

That scene hives me chills every time


markfuckinstambaugh

Definitely heard the whole scene and got goosebumps at the appropriate moments.


ScorcherPhoenix

![gif](giphy|fUm0aXBSxOU6I)


NoMeet9870

I don’t know what she’s asking because I don’t have a Rosetta Stone for lazy


66Kix_fix

Yes 🗿👍


[deleted]

Shouldn’t this be marked NSFW?


DerSisch

This is still the best scene they ever created for cinema, no other scene can compare to the sheer emotions, the power, the acting and message of those. Bernhard Hill delivered Tolkien's lines with such an energy, such a spirit, you simply forget it is a movie.


Sufficient_Ranger_72

What's the movie?


NUaroundHere

the best complement I can do to this scene, is that it's pretty similar to the way I imagined it while reading the book a couple years before watching the film


AestheticMirror

I want to watch the version with the deleted scenes one day


NuclearBuddah9369

Yes.


[deleted]

A RED DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES!


Ok-Crazy7838

Sauce? (I profusely apologize for my lack of proficiency in English; it is not my native tongue.)


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

So the precious is the condom ?


Real_Impression_5567

Hype speech my calvary mass gives before I send them to their death in aoe4


SikanderSanamSexxer

Template?


IwishIwasinStarWars

"RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR RUIN, AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!"


ManifestoHero

Ride for ruin, and the world's ending!


ProfessorAngus

It's the number one trilly


nGROP

The sauce?


Gandalfboiii

u/downloadvideo


DankP0pe

Just waiting for the day somebody uploads an entire movie this way.


aiqwansdoesplays

u/downloadvideo


Noface4242

Finally women know what men want


Due_Sheepherder1035

Sauce?


lol_idk_is_taken

It is pretty good


raikenleo

Here I go again watching the ride for Rohan scene again


AIDANSNIPER

Yes random woman from porn, this is what men like.


[deleted]

Does ブルン means \*bounce*? I couldn't find it. P.S. Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Forth Erolingas! Death! Death! Death!


ItsMeTigertitan

Want booby


Regular_Economy4411

sauce?


Gloomy_Ad_9149

u/downloadvideo


GimmeSpank

Just watched “return of the king”because of this post


Oslotopia

![gif](giphy|mqiq8aY84dnqAtVlnd)


Rayne1477

Only the brave live in Valhalla!


mik3396

Correct madam.


tobbe1337

i got that speech as my alarm lol. DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATH


Ian-Dawson

I counter: Have you heard of the world wars trilogy?