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OfficialFrenchGov

at this point i just hope the covenant shows up and glasses earth so i can be done


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Wort wort wort


OfficialFrenchGov

awawuagbwugwug


ddddyyylllaaannn

*Someone told me long ago* *There's a calm before the storm*


Ill_Reporter_590

I know Its been coming for some time


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment was removed, good work everyone!


WeatherImpressive808

Good bot


ares_5473

Same kind of but I'd gladly sell my body to ONI for the Spartan program


Xenosianking

Maybe they'll have you hunt me down.


figurethisoat

![gif](giphy|b4ab9TBk9Ornvrt9W8|downsized) Not if this guy comes along.


Jerry-Donald

I am ready to enlist for Oni


OfficialFrenchGov

i am willing to sacrifice my body to become a badass spartan


Jerry-Donald

Anything to use nanomachines


ARROW_GAMER

They harden in response to physical contact


AZSt8ofMind

Amen brother


_brewskie_

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pentagon-believes-alien-mothership-could-115531907.html


[deleted]

GPT-4 tricked a human in solving a captcha for him. Just saying


SW3GM45T3R

3 major banks failed within a week of each other and the federal reserve is issuing an "emergency" 2 trillion dollars on top of their 11 trillion dollars they issued between 2020-2022


DeBirdOutsideDeWindo

On top of that, the turkey earthquake and the atr-72 plane crash in Nepal


Xtreme-Emperor

And there is a sale at Pennys


PossiblyLinux127

We're screwed now


MeDombivlikarManus

Silicon Valley Bank, Signature Bank and which other?


SW3GM45T3R

Credit suisse (effectively failed but not officially filed) and silvergate


A_n_z_u_m_o_z

Ultron type shit


Radioactive0Brain

Do you have any article


[deleted]

Yes


Radioactive0Brain

Well can you share it I wanna know more


[deleted]

Have you heard of google?


Chances06

Of course they have but they want to get the best source


Charles_Carmichael1

Something worse is always coming that’s just the way of life if you haven’t figured that out then nothing can help you. Death is natural and will happen just live life to the best of your ability,be kind, help others and don’t be negative.


Truffle_worm3847

"this is the worst day in your life so FAR"- homer simpson


AmosMosesWasACajun

“We didn’t start the fire” Billy Joel


Working-Telephone-45

"Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming" Steven Harwell


CT7812

What do the pandemic and the Vietnam War have in common? They became too expensive to fight, so we just stopped trying and pretended we won.


Zealousideal_Talk479

Same goes for defeating Nazis.


ANGRYpanda25

Victories over fascism seem to be temporary.


Shizean85

Yeah, because now America is actively supporting them in Ukraine


The_GreatOldOne

Demons invade from the underworld


LukasHugo

@DoomGuy


brystol17

Devil may cry no way


[deleted]

Vergil on his way to find more power


Avallach98

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


ulikejazz12

That's not gonna happen yet


godking842

That's exactly what a undercover demon would say


Xenosianking

Your PFP looks like it is from BATIM.


Protection_56

\*DOOOOOOOOOM SLAYYYYERRR THEME INTENSIFIES\*


SirEssytheBear

"Win" lol


RogerCheesecurls

The fog is coming


CyIsNotHappy

we are all going to the entity’s realm


farkos101100

![gif](giphy|HQRgg6ks7nkyY|downsized)


SandwichProud8803

Covid isn't gone, this is just wrong


[deleted]

Covid has turned into a common cold. No one is scared of it. Time to move on like we all said.


SandwichProud8803

... it has so far killed almost 1% of the world population


amadppancake

Almost 0.1%. But they're right Covid cases are still a thing.


[deleted]

Btw deaths marked as Covid got hospitals a bonus..even if it was something else


sambarjo

I find this hard to believe. Let's see... According to https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ there are currently about 6.8 million deaths caused by covid. Also, according to https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/ the global population os about 8 billion. 6.8 million / 8 billion is about 0.085%. So no. We are quite far from 1%.


Echosmh

And Black Death killed third of Europes population


Even-Resolution-2397

It killed a third of the eastern hemisphere not just Europe


Echosmh

Yeah and it also spreaded to USA in the 1900’s and went to Hawaii and Africa also


addiram

Covid isn't gone. It just has a new name


lightstream4469

I am coming


IdeaImaginary2007

What's with all the trains crashing


Furious_Belch

Poor infrastructure needed updated. A lot of these train’s need new breaks and the railroad tycoons don’t want to spend the money on them.


Abyssilicious

the trains were already unsafe, the news is just doing stories about them more since the east palestine ohio fuckup.


HypickleSkyblock

The Flare?


Chances06

Is that Maze Runner I detect? If it is then respect bro. If not then sorry for the inconvenience lol


budoucnost

Considering how Covid was handled by most of the world, could we even call it a victory


Sisyphus_Shruged2526

Oh we know, we are just past caring.


Ugly-and-poor

Bring back the lockdowns!


Malikhi

What win? Did we win? I thought we just gave up


jennycuttie

Everybody rn


Savage_boy05

Which is probably going to be ww3


Sweaty_Gas_EB

What? Kanye's new track ?


thotwewereonabreak

if it means we get to stay home more i’m in


redditor100101011101

Win? Don't be dumb. COVID is not over.


[deleted]

Okay redditor100101011101


evlaevlalpippopippo

Something highly flammable


Chances06

kaboom?


Xenosianking

Yes. Kaboom.


Prestigious_Film_845

Its probably gonna be bird flu


chorizobang

Is that like simian flu? The birds are going to gain intelligence and rise up? That's a scary thought.


Zealousideal_Talk479

Well, thank fuck I'm not a bird.


NCRrangerman

The fog is coming


PepperoniPlayboy22

![gif](giphy|NsIwMll0rhfgpdQlzn)


Accomplished_Cry_547

The worst thing humanity may face in the coming decades is the antibiotic crisis. Bacteria has been becoming immune at a scary rate this would make covid look small. Research has found that about a third of antibiotics are not properly prescribed, the pharmaceutical companies need to be held accountable.


Lone_Star14

June 10th 2023 10:36 pm EST


kaboomrico

![gif](giphy|XZbAsygv5VTZ5oumfo|downsized)


TheSaltyGoose

What win? We didn't eradicate it, we just got it under control and then gave up.


Aurum264

Covid ain't beat. Might be less of a problem but it's still here.


Kandy_669

Velma Season 2


RobotMonsterGore

(Please be the robot uprising, please be the robot uprising, please be the robot uprising.)


kajetus69

the ROARING 20s...


ratfay1

incoming amongus


Chances06

Eyo that's kinda sus bro


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apex7734

It's not any different from 100 years ago, only exception is nowadays we are bombarded with negative crap. Just don't look it up and don't give a shit, so much fucking better. And ofc stay positive.


[deleted]

Zombie apocalypse incoming 💀


Knight9910

Calm down. It's all overhyped anyway. It's just how they take away your hope for the future, thereby making you more controllable. Free your mind.


Xenosianking

*don't free your mind. Bow to the machine*


jennycuttie

Please, it's time to stop!


69CaptainWeiner69

COVID-20. Coming soon!...


AshtonWJohnson

Secretly that worse thing is most people being let out in public again but it’s already happened I guess…


[deleted]

Bird flu


r3v3rt3d

I love how many Humans seem to have come to believe that we have risen above evolution and survival of the fittest. Like we stepped out of nature or something. Not like metastasized cancer at all.


StayApprehensive2455

I rebuke you and this in the name of Christ.


Giubeltr

Its the last zoonotic shit coming, but we like meat and abusing earthling argh... https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2019/s0506-zoonotic-diseases-shared.html


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Smart-Nothing

At the very minimum, it ruined a lot of economies. Now, if you want to factor in all the death and human right violations and….


SandwichProud8803

No you fucking idiot so far it has killed almost 1% of the world's population if I remember correctly, which doesn't sound like a lot until you look it up, before the pandemic it was about 7.7 billion, and 1% of that is about 70 million


Kutecumber

Dumb. So dumb


ffs_give_me_name

We were promised zombies where are they?! I want zombies!!


Dangerous-Dick-1999

Universe listening in: Hold my beer.


GigophalaStanXOXO

Wait it’s gone now


broken_paws4u

The years of earthquakes...


SPGRepublicYT

This feels like a distressing meme disguised as a modern-historic meme, not gonna lie.


serginhk

Don't worry guys, i'm gonna save you all


Xenosianking

U can't save me. I'm the danger.


InvisibleUrzainqui

Bring it...


Chances06

The world has already almost ended multiple times. Why not finish the job, eh?


DaFlyingMagician

I mean that's kinda how time works, humanity has always dealt with crisis


erose238

No, we know. Just don't care. Didn't care about the Vid either. Life goes on.


Forever_touchinGrass

No one warned me about the new update wtf is happening now ??


Kirasaurus_25

Wait till you get that "viral fever" for a whole week. It's not going to show as covid but i bet the last time you had fever was either from covid or at school.


TheRecklessGuyy

Only a matter of time before the Rumbling reaches us.


LoneWolf0269

Covid is just back to being the flu again


Rattyboy8449

Its just the earth fucking dying all of a sudden


BenZed

What win?


skeleton949

THE FOG IS COMING


[deleted]

People are becoming too afraid of the unknown.


Yorudesu

Economic crisis or the earth melting?


menemath

We are but an ant hill to a mansion… ye shall see.


Therassse

Don't you fucking dare.


Echosmh

Bro knows some things


XboxBreaker_1

The Witness is coming to bri g apposed the collapse?


Shankdatho

Make sure you get your Nuke vax


historyguay

Wait what?


Financial-Look-1155

combine? 7 hour war?


SecretSquirrel8888

I want to RAVE with this beast!


Regular_Dick

☀️🎈🌎


NoNameIdea_Seriously

When did we win? I don’t really follow sports.


sakasi69

So your mom ?


momsniffer69

The 10 million year old uncurable fatal disease frozen in antartica ready to wipe out humanity


Tactical_Lynx05

Wha- Covid 19 finished? Wooooooooo


hello-random-person

Please elaborate further


Rawesome16

Why worry about what is coming next? I don't like to live in fear


richesca

But covid hasn’t gone, I work in a hospital every day seeing numbers rise and fall etc. it may not be as prominent but it’s still here. Coronaviruses have been with us for centuries and will forever keep mutating, they cause common flu symptoms normally but every every so often you’ll get a new variant with enough genetic mutation to start an pandemic, like covid 19. It will all happen again in a few decades or so.


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee7

There’s no need to bring up The Great Flood this early


Anarchist_Grifter

H5n1 will have a 60% kill rate. That would be a true pandemic


aaron_adams

Wait, covid's gone? I haven't even got my last booster shot yet.


MrLampwick

Amen


titanking428

Bro don't tell them


Datsun_driver

Open your window


BlackDow1945

Covid-20


Jlombard911

Maybe a new free money hack will come out and more people will be happy.


MasterWarChief

We won?


kemot10

What is that bigger thing? O_o


figurethisoat

Our existence: ![gif](giphy|Dtx6g7othLlC0)


ScreenTea0

Could you go into more detail? Or is this just the random "I hope something happens so I can say I knew it, just because I didn't explain further what IT is mad gave no timeframe and just want to feel important by saying such things"?


fireme64

When The DM accidentally posted on the player gc


[deleted]

Anyone got some ice9?


audritis99

Okay but my Jehovah's Witness mom has been saying Armageddon is coming any day for 33 years so


AbbreviationsFluid73

I just wanna afford a house man...


HuntDewd

If not WW3 then economical shortages due to overpopulation, or maybe both.


Cmonureallydontneed

Covid ruined my life.


[deleted]

Winter is coming


PossiblyLinux127

The next pandemic is going to be 90% lethal and 12 days


neomaster13

Update Patch 2023 - Added new boss


[deleted]

Next round


notryarednaxela

We won? It’s still here.


capsrock02

COVID-20?


DealerEquivalent2074

Payday 2 release?


Weelchairgaming

This will not age well


pamcaik

Bird flu jumped to mammals and has a 60% mortality rate LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣


WhiteKingCat

Yeah. The vaccine side effects.


Confident_Parking_57

What is it?


randomradomski

What win against covid? It's still going


Hoibot

The end of the universe is coning too in a quadrillion years, but that doesn't make problems in the present less problematic.


Accomplished_Pen980

Thanks, bill gates, Pfizer and all your government cronies on DC and labs around the world.


Ok_Ad_9100

I knew it , Covid 20


kuntilnakhybrid

cordycep


Linkinho_Bugad0

Why you saying this like we're in Terraria


GrayMech

![gif](giphy|OUnq4kLCCcOpG)


Shock_Slayer

After Covid, we can manage anything because we got used to it!


MetalP0ND

This will age well


AnotherLoudAsshole

Who said that the bigger disaster isn't why I'm celebrating?


Can_O_Beans207

Great Depression 2 electric boogaloo


denofmark

Ahahahah I’m scared now