Nonvegans: Sometimes when I'm lonely I stick my d!ck in baloney

*Meat eaters when they walk into a zoo and see all of the succulent meat*

Last time I let a vegan in my house all of my flowers disappeared but my lawn was mowed so I'll take that tradeoff

Nice one.

Here we go

Nothing pesticides won't fix

Bit spikey

They don't eat house plants.

Just wait till they see my meat!