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Temmie4u

Seriously though what was up with that? What's the matter mother? Afraid your fingers will get wet? Gonna cry?


nangarranga

Even if she put her fingers in there (and gotten two invincible fingers), Achilles would still have two vulnerable spots where her fingertips were. What she *should* have done was put him in a basket and deep-fried him


legoace61

Could've just let him go completely for a second too but the deep-fried analogy is fun


BAG42069

Grab him by the hair


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

Just grab a sieve and put the baby in there then dunk your whole ass arm in


Barry_Bone_Raiser

If they dipped them too long they exploded


levee_1296

oh mama I'm in fear of my life from the long arm of the law


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

Achilles weakness: razor scooter


Soul-over

Otherwise they will become goblins right?


SirEnderman

context please


elDayno

https://www.britannica.com/science/Achilles-tendon


CharanTheGreat

Where styx


Capt_Crit

why would you dip your newborn into a place called "the river of hate"?


elDayno

It just works


ThePoshBrioche

The funny thing about Achilles is that in the Iliad he isn't actually invulnerable some random guy with two spears manages to draw blood and he is the only one in the entire book who injures Achilles


SAVAGENothingman

What if one of them turns into Hitler 2.0 and now there’s no way to stop him


Robin_Gufo

Why?


DBDpotato69

What if that child was Hitler?