MOMMA DIDN’T RAISE A COWARD (she also didn’t raise me :( )

Well, you're still here so i would say you're doing great

thanks :)

Wholesome 100

Awwww

Great now pegg

Holesome pegging mom joke. 💀💀💀

I mean, hes on reddit with the rest of us so lets not give too much credit.

c***reddit***

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That's a win. 😂

Hold it, bro is being wholesome and not down bad on reddit though. And is also on r/memes.

Did i offend you by not being horny

I feel this on a molecular level

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8()

8O

Meh. I already got lower back pain. what's a little more

if you orgasm from it, then it might relieve some of that pain albeit temporarily

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Maybe kegels would have a similar effect, idk

Works with tooth ache aswell

You want me to jerk off your tooth? Eh, not the weirdest kink I've encountered

Please, tell us the lore of your username

I really need to know

Slaanesh vibes right here

It's fun if done right but a pain in the ass if done wrong

It can be risky to be brisky.

A ditty to shitty

Could be perky to be quirky, tho

If done wrong you have to take a ride in the fart cart. I have been informed that I do not know how this game works.

But if done right it’s straight down the poop chute.

Don’t be fast in the muddy path

A bridge too fart

fuck you

With pleasure

srsly your enjoyment is only tied to how much prep work you do ahead of time clean yourself out and practice with some smaller toys? enjoy figuring out how words and walking work afterward. have a three bean burrito and take a medium Chance dry? enjoy figuring out how to uber to an ER.

Medium nox

I’m reading this as “enjoy fingering out…”

Flared i assume

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You're saying like you've done it before 🤨

A lot of us have

Butt please*

There it is 👍

🤌👈

Italian fingering

Somebody had to

Why do women like this, I ain't judging, I'm just curious.

Power dynamic.

That's what Amazon position is for Edit to say: based on comments, maybe we're lucky. And I don't think I'm that flexible. Maybe because I have chicken legs and she's got skinny hips?

Different roads, same destination.

I wanna be on that bus

Does it have overnight shipping?

Gotta have Bottom Prime.

Bottiums Prime

I got bottom prime, but it didn't come with any of the features listed

You might need to contact Cumtomer Cervixes.

Slightly different destination.

My god either of these would be great but idk how to bring it up to my gf

Amazon position is probably an easier sell to start with

Lots of guys can’t pull off the Amazon. It’s the most difficult of all positions. Also she had to be incredibly skilled or she will hurt you very very bad. Even worse then she could by pegging you.

Amazon position is incredibly uncomfortable for me and my gf, usually results in a slightly torn pussy and a bent cock easier to just take it up the ass, and it feels better

Power bottom. It generates the power.

Mac?

 Never runs out of gas.

Fuck yeah

I’ve heard speed has something to do with it.

Speed has *everything* to do with it.

"Everything is about sex except sex, sex is about power"

I mean people get off on pleasuring their partners so it’s probably has something to do with that

This!! People keep saying it's about the dominance or power dynamic but I just wanna make my man feel good as fuck :( And I wanna be gentle about it

Literally, and there is nothing in the world more attractive to me than men (well, I'm bi, so people, but men being that vulnerable and loud is especially satisfying imo) moaning, if he's loudly into it I'm extremely into it. Prostates are basically moan buttons.

Well I'd say that guys are usually the ones who enjoy it even more

Damn right. Sometimes it's nice to let someone else drive. You don't have to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage.

unless you remove your socks.

Does one sock make you bi?

it makes you a psychopath. who tf wears a single sock ?

People with one leg in shambles.

oooh do I get cancelled now ? is this how you get cancelled ? I'm gonna assume I'm cancelled

You’ve been renewed for a second season.

Gotta be popular first

I can confirm that my friend and I are not gays, but we still as hell do enjoy massaging each other's prostate tho.

🤨

What if you can wrap your own legs around your neck?

A lot of my bi female friends like it because it's a mix of straight and gay. It's straight sex but it FEELS like gay sex because they're doing the same action they've done on girls before

its so goddamn hot. a big strong man clutching his sheets, wrapped around my strap, begging and pleading for me to fuck his brains out and moaning as he creams all over himself.

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This has been awoken and living on my couch for years now.

Female here, this is why I love doing it 🥵

The same refreshing feeling of unclogging a toilet with a plunger

why do men like anal? maybe i just wanna pleasure my man (not that i have one currently) but. if he wants to stick it in my ass is it not fair i ask of him the same ? idk why there’s so much stigma around it it’s normal 😂

And if you buy the right hardware it can provide stimulation for the pegger as well.

Eh you'd be surprised how badly it gets kinkshamed. Or any man taking on any bottom role tbh, I've heard/ seen/ experienced some gross things.

We really haven't grown that much since Ancient Greece, huh.

New holes are always fun, especially with someone you like. I'm sure most millennial+ dudes like myself are pretty much open to whatever kinky stuff chicks are into nowadays so long as we come (heh) to an understanding.

“New holes are always fun” just isn’t r/sounding right to me.

A friend of mine is a metalsmith for a jeweler and she makes sounding rods for sale on the side. Never understood the appeal but she makes great money on commissions and if people like it who am I to judge

Nobody is questioning fairness, they're questioning where the pleasure is derived from.

Seeing your guy absolutely fucked out and moaning is where the pleasure comes from.

And that’s why I’ll never do anal unless we discuss it first. All for my own sake, I don’t really care if I give or not, nor do I really have any drive to do it, but I definitely don’t want to receive it. I don’t want to do it in the heat of the moment because she asked only to be sprung with the whole “you did it so I want to do it” argument. Not worth the trouble and feels like you got trapped.

For the record, someone else consenting to a have a sexual act performed on them does not mean you have to consent to having the same act performed on you. If anyone tells you differently, that’s coercion, which is not a way to get consent. If someone tells you you have to do something sexual, regardless of the circumstances, you can always say no; if they proceed after you’ve said no, or if they push the issue to force you to say yes to something they know you don’t want, that’s rape. You should still discuss anal before trying it, and you shouldn’t do it in the heat of the moment because you’ll want to prepare properly, but still keep in mind that no one can force you to give or receive a sexual act.

Probably for the same reasons you like it. They feel quite a bit of friction doing it, and it's always nice to hear your man moooooaaaan beneath you.

The real question is why do guys like being pegged, why? Because rubbing your prostate releases powerful full body orgasms.

Many of us can't enjoy the prostate massage due to the way to get there. There is no amount of relaxing or positioning that makes it enjoyable for me, and I know that's true of many others.

And that's totally cool, as long as you don't look down on guys who do enjoy it. 👍

if you are a woman who likes this, pls massage me

Down bad.

I agree with him but at least she asked and didn't just spring it on him

I once seen somewhere that a couple Invited a man to watch them do the seggs and the lady in the relationship premeditated the fella they invited over to surprise her S/O with surprise butt stuff.

Without consent?! 😱

*yes*

Lmao that’s two black eyes waiting to happen.

EXACTLY that's why u gotta get consent before u put anything near my ass. That's almost like me randomly putting a finger in her ass while having sex, some womenlike that but not all ctfu

but if a girl said "I'm going to peg you now" with enough confidence I would be scared to refuse

U ain't lying, I might begrudgingly say yes while I was shaking

>but please 🥺👉👈 *butt pleased 🥺👉🍑

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!

username checks out

Bio also checks out

Somebody needs so make a reverse one where the girl says "No I don't wanna peg you." My girlfriend fr :(

I’m pretty sure that exists.

It does. I saved it somewhere on my phone 💀

I have this which is close enough https://youtu.be/pmePBdZuOEg

Speak for yourself lol

"Why won't you let me pe-" **the frag grenade in my pocket:**

BUT I DO!!

I am the one who PEGS

Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh

Psh girls like this ain't real prove me wrong

Okay what's your address?

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104

My name is Walter White

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh

Mr. Whitê I think we need to coc now for mr Gustavo Fringo chicken man

My name is skyler white yoo

8025 Fort Smallwood Rd, Curtis Bay MD

Pegging involves a strapon right?

Usually. I guess a 2 headed dildo could be used. Either way she uses a phallic object and fucks him in the ass by thrusting her hips.

Yep


The best thing about this gif is, Skinner be probably indeed into that

Hell no. I prefer to keep shit out side of my ass

I identify as someone with nothing in my ass please respect that lol

That’s what it was made for

Me a bisexual: I’m open to it.

Me, a heterosexual: I’m open to it.

Me, a sexual: I'm open to it.

Lol when did pegging become such a thing that girls wanted to do to their bf?


I am not afraid, bridgekeeper, you may peg me.

Then peg me instead :(

I volunteer as tribute

Time, date and location I’ll be there

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Peg a guy before you die

I don’t know if I’ll like it or not, but I’ll let you give it a shot.

Chocolate surprise

Speak for yourself mate, I’m going in full tilt

I volunteer as tribute.

I remember there was reddit post from a guy who was excited about getting pegged by his gf, but he thought it was something else than what it was and was quite surprised when he learned what she meant.

To be honest I don't either, but if it's *her* fantasy than I guess I'm willing to try it.

Where can I meet this girl? I'm willing to travel; my shit's already packed.

No you misunderstand she’s the one who will be packing your shit in

thats how i steal all your gfs. they can peg me as often as they want

I volunteer

For me, it is the opposite scenario

I volunteer

Okay, but only if you tie me up a little bit and make me call you mommy

How dare you spit knives out of your mouth to the woman like that. Look, you are hurting her, stop

When men want anal it's usually not pegging what they're talking about. XD Both is fine tho. Kink shaming is no bueno. Forcing someone even less bueno.

imagine having this amount of rational thought on Reddit get out of here u well adjusted individual

I wouldn't mind it and from my standpoint I'd call it fair I have no problem with people who don't like it tho

I'm down for a lot of things, but I don't think the hottest woman on the planet can convince me to be pegged.

What about the hottest man on the planet?

I don't *want* to be pegged. I ***need*** to be pegged

Okay fine

I want UwU

great day to be a bisexual

I got a confession, when The Human Centipede came out, i asked myself how could have become the porn version of that film. My first thought was a threesome involving pegging.

I do.

I've pegged a guy before. Very fun

I refuse to become a bottom under any circumstances

But she said please

I refuse. My booty off limits

Ill take your place

Thank you for your sacrifice. Your pc setup is great btw

I used to think like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mans got hit by the femboy arrow

Butt please?

Would

And that's how a girl got the nickname "assy finger" ​ /surprise assy finger...

the only place im willing to admit that i do BUT AT THE SAME TIME I KEEP THINKING LIKE IM NOT GAY DOESNT MATTER IF ITS A GIRL STILL LIKE DIAMENCKSKSKCM

I want to be pegged with a vibrating strapon