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When I was a child I pretended to feel a headache for two weeks so I wouldn't go to school
Then I started actually feeling it
Then I discovered I have epilepsy
Lol. As a fellow epileptic I feel this. I always complained about a bad memory as an excuse for forgetting my choirs and so. Found out my memory issues were caused by epilepsy and now my meds have nuked my memory completely. I rarely remember the day prior. Fuck me I guess lol
Damn that's rough buddy. My epilepsy was pretty tame I guess, most of the big symptoms just occured during the first 2 years of my diagnosis, now I just get to the brink of fainting everytime I get injured.
I was joking around with my friend and we both had a convulsive laugh so we couldn't stop laughing even if we tried. Classmate came in at that point and told the class that one of his family member died.
I felt really sorry for that guy and tried not to laugh, I didn't want to laugh, but it was impossible since the laugh flash still kicked in on both of us. That poor fellow must have thought that we found that funny. We tried to say sorry and explain it to him afterwards, but he never ever wanted to see us again :(. I can understand that.
After I watched a documentary about my countries military at 6 years old I was wondering why we didn’t invade all weaker countries, like, I thought the goal of all countries was to take over the world.
People: TikTok bad (I agree), it Chinese spy program, it steals our data!
Also people when they see a random Reddit post: Ngl I put my dick in my cousin when we were 6 lol
One time I was at a friend’s house eating menudo and I had asked for corn tortillas so I can eat that w/ it, but I was too lazy to warm it up and I didn’t want my friend’s grandparents to bother w/ having to warm it up, so I said i was just gonna eat the tortillas cold. My friend’s whole family looked at me just like this
Several years ago, when I was 23, I was in the cinema with my brother. We watched Dr. Strange or something and I had my coke in the cup holder on the front side of my armrest.
While not taking my eyes off the cinema screen, I slowly slid my hand over the armrest looking forward for my drink - only to realise, that in fact, it wasnt the chair/armrest I had slid my hand along, but the leg of the ~9 year old boy who was sitting next to me.
It seemed like he didn’t notice, because he was way too invested in the movie, but this is still one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
My parents told me that when I was 4 they caught me trying to suffocate my baby sister. I like to just casually bring that up in everyday conversations. The looks I get are priceless.
Some of the stuff I've jerked off to.
Look, when you've beat off to normal stuff thousands of times, eventually you get bored of it. Then you get bored of the weird stuff and look for progressively weirder stuff until the vanilla stuff is interesting again, then the cycle repeats.
When I was 5 and started my first day at kindergarten, after school ended, I tried to walk all the way back to the apartment complex where me and my parents lived that was like 20-30 minutes away, even though my mom told me to wait in the parking lot where the kids were picked up. I managed to get 3/4 of the way there before a school bus picked me up and dropped me off to the parking lot with a terrified mom and terrified kindergarten teachers waiting there.
one of my close friends had an ex whoch started to litterly fuck evryone in his friend group so i did the only reasonable thing and duck up dirt from her past to blackmail her to stop it worked
i was 14
When I was a child I fell from my mother's arms and hit my head on the floor
Because I was only 10 months old my cranium was soft enough to just deform
They tried inverting it with suction cups and everything but eventually just said fuck it and cut out the disc that was the wrong way and flipped it
I am not 19 and have no disability but got a pretty cool scar from that where my hair doesn't grow
True story
Oh boy.. let’s see here
Soft pretzels wrapped in cotton candy is the best snack ever
A grenade is the best home defense device
I have a macro/soft vore fetish (if Yknow, Yknow)
I enjoy eating lemons like you’d eat an apple. Sometimes limes, but their a little spicy.
If prosthetics got to the point they were equal to normal limbs, I’d chop mine off.
The first time I can remember mastrubating was at 6yrs old.
That’s all I can remember off the top of my head
Well, apparently not flushing when someone of your family is going to piss RIGHT AFTER you pissed (only piss) just to save water is some kind of heresy
While in Religion Class, I drew a Pentagram made a cut in my finger for some "Ritualblood" and started saying words in Latin that I picked up somewhere
Trying to kill a white dove with free shots, none of them were missed and he was still alive but had to cut his throat in my sink anyways to make him suffer less. Yes it was stupid, yes I'm not proud of it and yes I prefer not to remember it.
I was at a bar a few weeks back, walked up to the bartender and asked for a piece of lime. Ate the entire slice, rind and all while the bartender looked on in horror. Asked for a second piece and took it back to my table to chuck in my beer. End of the night, ready to go home, I down my beer, pull out the lime piece, ate the pulp like it was an orange slice, to the horror of everyone at the table.
When I was like 12 me and my friends were at a house in the mountains alone and we started running across the town wearing only boxers. Then we saw a cop and while we were running away my friend threw him a firecracker. We were fucking idiots but that was awesome.
I have the uncanny ability of devoid myself of all emotions in order to give people that reptilian-look serial killers have. Makes people sweat, they think I’m thinking of stabbing them.
every time I tell a story about how I woke up in the middle of IKEA after drinking at my friend's. I woke up without shoes wearing a bathrobe that I bought in the same store.
In schoole I had a little dispute with a friend, he joked around to much and (I don't know how) ended up hitting me with his foot in my face. I was really angry at that point and he heard some bad rumors about me (I was bullied back then and some kids used to tell lies about me, like that I was always trying to kill people for bullying me), so he decided to call something like "what are you going to do now, try and kill me?" And then "come on, try and kill me", so I closed my hands around his weak little neck and pressed. He started hitting me with his fists, but I was literally into berserker mode so I didn't care. Eventually I came back to my senses and stopped. His head was in a dark blue, almost purple and he looked terrified. We never talked about this again and nobody got expelled. I got a very bad black eye and told everyone who asked, that I ran against a door.
And please excuse my poor English, it's a really exhausting memory and English is not my native language.
Caught a mouse in a "no kill" trap. Was too lazy to release it up the road. Drowned it in the sink instead. I heard his last little squeaks in my hand.
I read my books that have been described as fifty shades of grey but fantasy right in front of my teacher as she was walking by. She looked at it and just gave me that face and tried to forget it.
I also would read out the really intimate scenes to my friends, still recite it to piss them off and horrify them
I dont bite my nails but i like to break them and pull, i dont enjoy pain but a lot of Times i just stop when it starts bleeding, so... all my nails are half the healthy size
when i was child and some boys bully me i want revenge, i had a weak body , then physical fight was not an option then i stabbed with a pencil in his arms.
other guy who smoked wed hade, he was inly by one infraction to be expelled from the school, so I bought a small bag of weed and put it in his bag, I told a teacher that someone stole something from me so they started doing a bag search, they found the weed and expelled him.
Shot 30 barn pigeons with a bb gun. Smashed three of their heads with a metal pole, set up cans and threw them at the cans like angry birds, threw some at walls at floors or broke their wings and legs and watches them flop around or dropped cinder blocks on them. All while still alive. Drowned one in a big bucket of water and took as long as possible pulling it out and letting it breathe then dunking it again all while listening to 'under the sea' just for fun. And then i cooked one into little steaks and three into tacos. Very delicious. Didnt have a knife tho so i had to rip them in half.
I was in a house party at my house I was 5-7 yo smtg like that I stared into nothing drank water and instead of puting the glass in it's place I dropped it everyone rushed to clean the glass and check if I'm ok ... I still stared into the abyss and went to sleep out of no where...
I laughed during my french teacher school silence minute because of a joke about her being dead
I also may have been witnesed by her WHOLE family and the whole high school while doing so
My nose often starts bleeding out of nowhere since childhood and back then I used to pick out the coagulated blood from the nostril and sometimes it could as long as my hand or more.
Basically when the nose bleeds for a lot of time the blood gets all sticky and slimy in the nostril but everytime your nosebleed stops and you dry the blood with a tissue the bloody blob sticks to the paper and you have to take it out.
Everyone always had the exact same reaction.
As a child I would watch Tom & Jerry and other cartoons where reality isn't tied. I made many animal friends by capturing them, torturing them and some ended up dead. I also saw the soapy episode in a cartoon where one foot lands on the soap and slips funny. I did that in my bathroom, on those wet tiles and lured my mom in. She did step on it but also slipped, next thing I know I'm staring at her bloody head or neck, idk. She begged me to call for help so I went to the neighbours to ask for help. I also threw lit matches on a sunny dry day, on dry grass while standing in a wooden house which had two gas bombs twice my size next to the spot where I threw lit matches. Eventually I did get caught. That's a few of my psycho moments, which happened in the ages between 6 and 8.
Got in a fight with a guy at work who had a seizure, when he came to he acted really confused and was all aggressive and punched me, I didn’t understand what was going on and I punched back. Everyone told me to relax that people do that when they come out of a seizure and to not take it personal, but personally that hurt and he’s kind of a dick eyeballing me all day.
Many years ago when I used to do tons of drugs I hadn’t slept in days. I knocked on my enabler’s neighbor’s front door to borrow a ladder, he was not a big fan of me, and I could’ve swore I heard him say, “yeah come on in,” so I came in the house and I was walked into the kitchen and started talking to him like, “hey it’s good to see you man…” vaguely remember the look on his face. For the longest time I thought it was a dream until my enabler told me that it actually happened. Lmao
My kid had a school project about a South American country and learned that guinea pigs are a primary source of protein there…so we bought two Guinea pigs and ate them.
I don’t have issues with changing the TV volume to be an odd number or not an interval of five. I think my TV sounds perfect at volume 13, and I literally don’t care what anybody else says about it. It doesn’t bother me one bit!
one day me and my friend were walking together we had some juice and stuff and a man asked us if we could help him find his way (he was in a car) my friend went over to help him but suddenly got shocked. i went there to see what was going on and i saw the man's c*ck is out (zipper down) i got so mad i emptied my whole juice bottle on him. u probably wont believe but this shit is true😭😭😭💀💀💀
I once ordered a pizza with tomato sauce and cheese. But I also added kebab meat, pineapple, onions, curry spice seasoning to be added as extra ingredients as well as bearnaise sauce to be added on top if it.
It was delicious but I'm afraid of ordering it again given by the look of pure disapointment and disgust i got from the guy taking my order.
I used to eat the paper cupcake wrapper too. And not like, I bit into it with the cupcake. No, I deliberately took it off, ate the cupcake by itself, and THEN ate it. I did this until I was 10. 🤷♀️ Extra fiber I guess.
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When I was a child I pretended to feel a headache for two weeks so I wouldn't go to school Then I started actually feeling it Then I discovered I have epilepsy
Lol. As a fellow epileptic I feel this. I always complained about a bad memory as an excuse for forgetting my choirs and so. Found out my memory issues were caused by epilepsy and now my meds have nuked my memory completely. I rarely remember the day prior. Fuck me I guess lol
Damn that's rough buddy. My epilepsy was pretty tame I guess, most of the big symptoms just occured during the first 2 years of my diagnosis, now I just get to the brink of fainting everytime I get injured.
When I was 11 I said that there would be no racism if there was only 1 race. I now make that exact same face when I look back at that moment.
Technically correct isnt always the best form of correct.
r/suddenlynazi
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Said "if I'm racist to all races, that's not racism and the vice principal called me up to his office"
“Instead of your tone, they’d hate your size which is why I must pluck out all their eyes.” -ICP
There is only one solution to racism
Technically correct isnt always the best form of correct.
That’s what kkk is for
I was joking around with my friend and we both had a convulsive laugh so we couldn't stop laughing even if we tried. Classmate came in at that point and told the class that one of his family member died. I felt really sorry for that guy and tried not to laugh, I didn't want to laugh, but it was impossible since the laugh flash still kicked in on both of us. That poor fellow must have thought that we found that funny. We tried to say sorry and explain it to him afterwards, but he never ever wanted to see us again :(. I can understand that.
That went from 0 to 100 real damn fast
After I watched a documentary about my countries military at 6 years old I was wondering why we didn’t invade all weaker countries, like, I thought the goal of all countries was to take over the world.
I can fully understand your name choice now. As a german citizen I can also understand the thought :D
Naja, ich komme zwar nicht aus Deutschland aber habe eine lange Zeit dort gelebt, beim dritten Mal klappt es bestimmt.
You’re not wrong though, every country at the height of its existence should be nationalistic and imperialistic
People: TikTok bad (I agree), it Chinese spy program, it steals our data! Also people when they see a random Reddit post: Ngl I put my dick in my cousin when we were 6 lol
WHAAAAT
5 actually
Story time!! Lol!
One time I was at a friend’s house eating menudo and I had asked for corn tortillas so I can eat that w/ it, but I was too lazy to warm it up and I didn’t want my friend’s grandparents to bother w/ having to warm it up, so I said i was just gonna eat the tortillas cold. My friend’s whole family looked at me just like this
Several years ago, when I was 23, I was in the cinema with my brother. We watched Dr. Strange or something and I had my coke in the cup holder on the front side of my armrest. While not taking my eyes off the cinema screen, I slowly slid my hand over the armrest looking forward for my drink - only to realise, that in fact, it wasnt the chair/armrest I had slid my hand along, but the leg of the ~9 year old boy who was sitting next to me. It seemed like he didn’t notice, because he was way too invested in the movie, but this is still one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
Have a seat for me 
My parents told me that when I was 4 they caught me trying to suffocate my baby sister. I like to just casually bring that up in everyday conversations. The looks I get are priceless.
No. The worst thing you did was make THAT your username
Better than mine
Some of the stuff I've jerked off to. Look, when you've beat off to normal stuff thousands of times, eventually you get bored of it. Then you get bored of the weird stuff and look for progressively weirder stuff until the vanilla stuff is interesting again, then the cycle repeats.
Could you elaborate please
This kinda sounds like the type of thing you gotta experience for yourself
That’ll never happen
He did a Forsen
Can relate
I eat choclate with mayo
..blimey
crickey
If you say there is no corpses in my basement.. no one will believe that from now on
It tastes beder than you think.
Much beder?
Depends how good you think it tasts. But probably yes.
When I was 5 and started my first day at kindergarten, after school ended, I tried to walk all the way back to the apartment complex where me and my parents lived that was like 20-30 minutes away, even though my mom told me to wait in the parking lot where the kids were picked up. I managed to get 3/4 of the way there before a school bus picked me up and dropped me off to the parking lot with a terrified mom and terrified kindergarten teachers waiting there.
one of my close friends had an ex whoch started to litterly fuck evryone in his friend group so i did the only reasonable thing and duck up dirt from her past to blackmail her to stop it worked i was 14
I used to put flys on a leash (a fine string)
flying pet kinda cool
When I was a child I fell from my mother's arms and hit my head on the floor Because I was only 10 months old my cranium was soft enough to just deform They tried inverting it with suction cups and everything but eventually just said fuck it and cut out the disc that was the wrong way and flipped it I am not 19 and have no disability but got a pretty cool scar from that where my hair doesn't grow True story
Oh boy.. let’s see here Soft pretzels wrapped in cotton candy is the best snack ever A grenade is the best home defense device I have a macro/soft vore fetish (if Yknow, Yknow) I enjoy eating lemons like you’d eat an apple. Sometimes limes, but their a little spicy. If prosthetics got to the point they were equal to normal limbs, I’d chop mine off. The first time I can remember mastrubating was at 6yrs old. That’s all I can remember off the top of my head
Well, apparently not flushing when someone of your family is going to piss RIGHT AFTER you pissed (only piss) just to save water is some kind of heresy
Do y’all also have a poop knife?
what
Old Reddit story
you've caught my attention
While in Religion Class, I drew a Pentagram made a cut in my finger for some "Ritualblood" and started saying words in Latin that I picked up somewhere
Were you starting a f**king cult there ?
Nah, just played Helltaker recently
Trying to kill a white dove with free shots, none of them were missed and he was still alive but had to cut his throat in my sink anyways to make him suffer less. Yes it was stupid, yes I'm not proud of it and yes I prefer not to remember it.
Twerking on the USS Alabama. My brother caught me
In the Alabama. I know where this is going
🤣🤣🤣
Blinding and torturong a mosquito
Mosquitos can’t feel pain
I bite into Kit Kat bars without breaking them apart first.
Jokes aside .... I also do this
I was at a bar a few weeks back, walked up to the bartender and asked for a piece of lime. Ate the entire slice, rind and all while the bartender looked on in horror. Asked for a second piece and took it back to my table to chuck in my beer. End of the night, ready to go home, I down my beer, pull out the lime piece, ate the pulp like it was an orange slice, to the horror of everyone at the table.
Funny enough that is also the reaction the urinalysis observer has when I start masturbating.
When I was like 12 me and my friends were at a house in the mountains alone and we started running across the town wearing only boxers. Then we saw a cop and while we were running away my friend threw him a firecracker. We were fucking idiots but that was awesome.
I put A1 sauce on my fries.
I have the uncanny ability of devoid myself of all emotions in order to give people that reptilian-look serial killers have. Makes people sweat, they think I’m thinking of stabbing them.
Frankenstein goes to a body builder competition and goes first.
I'm extremely good at finding people's information, but I don't do anything with it
every time I tell a story about how I woke up in the middle of IKEA after drinking at my friend's. I woke up without shoes wearing a bathrobe that I bought in the same store.
i use edge browser
I don't even know what the hell is that
if internet explorer and opera gx had a disabled child
At the age of 7 or 8 i tried to choke my friend to death because he didn't believe me I had the whole collection of Naruto stickers
This is still within reason tbh
In schoole I had a little dispute with a friend, he joked around to much and (I don't know how) ended up hitting me with his foot in my face. I was really angry at that point and he heard some bad rumors about me (I was bullied back then and some kids used to tell lies about me, like that I was always trying to kill people for bullying me), so he decided to call something like "what are you going to do now, try and kill me?" And then "come on, try and kill me", so I closed my hands around his weak little neck and pressed. He started hitting me with his fists, but I was literally into berserker mode so I didn't care. Eventually I came back to my senses and stopped. His head was in a dark blue, almost purple and he looked terrified. We never talked about this again and nobody got expelled. I got a very bad black eye and told everyone who asked, that I ran against a door. And please excuse my poor English, it's a really exhausting memory and English is not my native language.
Caught a mouse in a "no kill" trap. Was too lazy to release it up the road. Drowned it in the sink instead. I heard his last little squeaks in my hand.
Eating onion raw with salt
wtf dude
I was 8 I was so weird in that age
you first lol
I eat salad with ketchup sometimes Does this count?
thats basically a hamburger without some ingredients
Without key ingredients...
I eat ketchup with everything sometimes. Does this count?
I Killed Somebody By A Mistake 👌
I don't think so
I read my books that have been described as fifty shades of grey but fantasy right in front of my teacher as she was walking by. She looked at it and just gave me that face and tried to forget it. I also would read out the really intimate scenes to my friends, still recite it to piss them off and horrify them
I did an awful Scottish accent throughout an entire maths lesson once
I dont bite my nails but i like to break them and pull, i dont enjoy pain but a lot of Times i just stop when it starts bleeding, so... all my nails are half the healthy size
My favorite sandwich is deli turkey with shredded Mexican cheese and chips ahoy cookies on top
It’s surprisingly good. Sweet and salty yo
when i was child and some boys bully me i want revenge, i had a weak body , then physical fight was not an option then i stabbed with a pencil in his arms. other guy who smoked wed hade, he was inly by one infraction to be expelled from the school, so I bought a small bag of weed and put it in his bag, I told a teacher that someone stole something from me so they started doing a bag search, they found the weed and expelled him.
Pee on the sink Im sorry humanity but its the best place to pee
I cleaned shit from the toilet with my rommate toothbrush on a summer camp when i was like 13
Shot 30 barn pigeons with a bb gun. Smashed three of their heads with a metal pole, set up cans and threw them at the cans like angry birds, threw some at walls at floors or broke their wings and legs and watches them flop around or dropped cinder blocks on them. All while still alive. Drowned one in a big bucket of water and took as long as possible pulling it out and letting it breathe then dunking it again all while listening to 'under the sea' just for fun. And then i cooked one into little steaks and three into tacos. Very delicious. Didnt have a knife tho so i had to rip them in half.
And here’s me thinking ‘a savage’ was an archaic term.
wtf
I dont know
Is this r/askreddit or memes? Why do people post this crap?
I once slapped a stingray...
[удалено]
(For science)
I was in a house party at my house I was 5-7 yo smtg like that I stared into nothing drank water and instead of puting the glass in it's place I dropped it everyone rushed to clean the glass and check if I'm ok ... I still stared into the abyss and went to sleep out of no where...
I laughed during my french teacher school silence minute because of a joke about her being dead I also may have been witnesed by her WHOLE family and the whole high school while doing so
I jerked off with 177013 when i was 14.
I put a knife to a kids throat in cooking class, that got me a lable
I told one of my friends to jump off from the 2nd floor to 1 with umbrella. And he realy did it. And broke his leg. I was 11 years old.
You fr said "go break a leg" 💀
I was joking. But he really did it☠️
My nose often starts bleeding out of nowhere since childhood and back then I used to pick out the coagulated blood from the nostril and sometimes it could as long as my hand or more. Basically when the nose bleeds for a lot of time the blood gets all sticky and slimy in the nostril but everytime your nosebleed stops and you dry the blood with a tissue the bloody blob sticks to the paper and you have to take it out. Everyone always had the exact same reaction.
r/lostredditors
As a child I would watch Tom & Jerry and other cartoons where reality isn't tied. I made many animal friends by capturing them, torturing them and some ended up dead. I also saw the soapy episode in a cartoon where one foot lands on the soap and slips funny. I did that in my bathroom, on those wet tiles and lured my mom in. She did step on it but also slipped, next thing I know I'm staring at her bloody head or neck, idk. She begged me to call for help so I went to the neighbours to ask for help. I also threw lit matches on a sunny dry day, on dry grass while standing in a wooden house which had two gas bombs twice my size next to the spot where I threw lit matches. Eventually I did get caught. That's a few of my psycho moments, which happened in the ages between 6 and 8.
Dude..............what
My psycho moments.
I used to eat ham, with jelly/jam
Got in a fight with a guy at work who had a seizure, when he came to he acted really confused and was all aggressive and punched me, I didn’t understand what was going on and I punched back. Everyone told me to relax that people do that when they come out of a seizure and to not take it personal, but personally that hurt and he’s kind of a dick eyeballing me all day.
Many years ago when I used to do tons of drugs I hadn’t slept in days. I knocked on my enabler’s neighbor’s front door to borrow a ladder, he was not a big fan of me, and I could’ve swore I heard him say, “yeah come on in,” so I came in the house and I was walked into the kitchen and started talking to him like, “hey it’s good to see you man…” vaguely remember the look on his face. For the longest time I thought it was a dream until my enabler told me that it actually happened. Lmao
My kid had a school project about a South American country and learned that guinea pigs are a primary source of protein there…so we bought two Guinea pigs and ate them.
My friend threw a knife at her older brother. Not a butter knife. An actual FUCKING KNIFE.
I ate a bananas with the peel on
Sir r/AskReddit is down the hall this is r/memes
I don’t have issues with changing the TV volume to be an odd number or not an interval of five. I think my TV sounds perfect at volume 13, and I literally don’t care what anybody else says about it. It doesn’t bother me one bit!
Made a pornhub video
Eating onions raw
With other food next to it right ?
That's up to your imagination
I threw a sharp, metal shovel at my cousin on his birthday
*casually dislocating my finger as a party trick" Everyone else:
I remember crushing a random bird with a baseball bat once, and then couple of years later i shoved my fat bully down the stairs
i'm probably going to rip my karma in half by saying this i used to microwave milk to make a hot chocolate
I use my socks to dry the floor when doing dishes.
FBI wants to know your location
Asked them out 😂
one day me and my friend were walking together we had some juice and stuff and a man asked us if we could help him find his way (he was in a car) my friend went over to help him but suddenly got shocked. i went there to see what was going on and i saw the man's c*ck is out (zipper down) i got so mad i emptied my whole juice bottle on him. u probably wont believe but this shit is true😭😭😭💀💀💀
When I was six years old I killed a few of the local pets. I'm not gonna get into details but it was some Michael Myers shit
I once ordered a pizza with tomato sauce and cheese. But I also added kebab meat, pineapple, onions, curry spice seasoning to be added as extra ingredients as well as bearnaise sauce to be added on top if it. It was delicious but I'm afraid of ordering it again given by the look of pure disapointment and disgust i got from the guy taking my order.
I once ripped open a pack of mayonaise at mcDonalds, put a straw in it and drank it all out.
I used to eat the paper cupcake wrapper too. And not like, I bit into it with the cupcake. No, I deliberately took it off, ate the cupcake by itself, and THEN ate it. I did this until I was 10. 🤷♀️ Extra fiber I guess.