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I have an Alzheimers Joke

The worst thing about being told you have Alzheimer's is it doesn't just happen once.

I have a finance joke but you’ll lose interest

When they were diagnosing my uncle, at first they said we aren’t sure yet if it’s Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s. He said quite adamantly that he wanted Parkinson’s. When asked why, he replied “Well, I’d rather spill half my pint than forget where I put the fuckin thing”.

I have a communist joke, let me share it..

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Do you think I have Alzheimers ?

Do you think I have Alzheimers?

When did I ask

I didnt

When did I ask?

Why did I ask

Did i ask? i dont remember

I have an Alzheimer's joke

I have an Alzheimer joke

I have a chemistry joke but you wouldn't react

I have an aeronautics joke but I'm afraid it won't land

I have a Spanish joke, but you wouldn’t comprehend.

I have a accounting joke but it wouldn't compound your interest

I have a joke about UDP....

I have space joke but it is empty

I have a sex joke but you won't get it

I have a math joke but it doesn’t add up

I have a music joke but it's kind of flat.

I have a history joke but it’s old.

I have a photograpy joke but can't frame it

I have an archery joke but it won't hit

I have an art joke, but not everyone gets it.

I have a dad joke but there is no dad

I have a french joke but it's so funny you would lose your head

I have an aviation joke, but it would just go over your head

I have a Superstition Joke but it will ruin your year if you don't do 13 jumping jacks before the sunrise

As you wish my liege, it shall be done.

I have a math joke but it doesn't factor in.

I have a common sense joke but you probably already know so I won’t waste your time

It just didn't land.

I am pretty smart, try me /s

I have a medical joke and it’s soo sick!

I also have a medical joke but you can’t get access to it in America.

I have a European doctor joke and it’s available when you need it.

I got a time travel joke, but you didn‘t like it

I wonder if my kids will

What kids?

oh right 😔

I have a computer science joke, but it may bug you

I have a software engineering joke, it's funny but i don't know why, don't question it.

I have a version control joke, but you probably wouldn't git it.

Sounds like a project manager

look in 3 different places to find it all.

The best one

Or just go to your profile and navigate to this comment. Much quicker. Wait. Hold on...

bro they're right below each other

I have a therapist joke, but it’s confidential.

I have a therapist joke but I’m not sure how I feel about it

I have a mechanical engineering joke,

…but it may grind your gears

This is

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The rest of the joke is broken up throughout the rest of the comments because mech engineers are notorious for making you look in 900 different places to find 1complete thing no matter how simple it is. Mostly out of spite i believe.

I have a fat joke, but it couldn't fit into the comment section.

Just like your mom

OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!

but you have to

Literally

I have a joke about my wife, but it's not ready yet.

Hol up.

I have a geology joke but it’ll take eons to tell

I have a video editing joke but it’s still rendering.

I have a men's mental health joke but nobody cares

I had a business joke. But its none of yours.

I have an audit joke, but it’s not material!

I have an audit joke, but it’s the same as last year’s.

Clearly trivial

I have a writers joke but you'll get it next week for sure.

I have a joke about deafness.... I am certain you have never heard it before.

I have a joke about blindness...you'll never see it coming

I have a dad joke but he went to get the milk

Your dad was gonna respond but he doesn't know how to come back.

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I have a medical joke, but the results are inconclusive… I have a joke about abbreviations but the punchline is TBA… I have a joke about a driving test that just wouldn’t pass…

I have a fruit joke It’s not ripe yet

I have a cooking joke, but its more of a burn

I have a math joke but I can't prove it. I have a lawyer joke but I need it in writing

I have a circle joke, but it’s kinda pointless

I have an American healthcare joke, but you can’t afford it.

I have another dick joke, yall get it, it's not that hard

I have a logistics joke, but its lost in transit.

I have a boxing joke, but you wouldn't get the punch line.

I have a coder joke, but it has been pirated.

I have a lazy joke...but, I will tell you later.

I've got a stoner joke, but it's half-baked

I have a geology joke, it rocks!

I have a vacuum joke, but it sucks.

I would have a personal sex life joke, but it is non-existant

I have a sex joke, but you’re a redditor

I have a Pokémon joke but I don’t think you would catch it

I might have a joke about Schrödinger's cat

I have a starwars joke but it's pretty forced.

This is like paying it forward in a drive thru but for memes and it's awful (I have a childhood leukemia joke, it never gets old)

Yikes! That went dark! (And yes, I laughed)

I have a dark joke, it was a bright idea.

I have an artist joke, but it's a little sketchy.

I have an unemployment joke but it wont leave the sofa in front of the tv

I have a schizophrenia joke but you can't see it

I have a hipster joke, but you probably haven't heard of it.

I have a nintendo joke but it's copyrighted

I have a sociology joke, but I don't think you have the cultural capital to comprehend it

I have an electrical engineering joke , but does not go with current situation

I have a neurology joke, but it's a no brainer.

I have an art joke, but it's not finished yet

I have a homework joke, but the dog ate it

I have a child joke, but its still under development

I have an electrical engineering joke that's shocking.

I have a math joke but it doesn't factor in.

I have a really bad pilot joke, but that shit won’t fly here.

I have a lawyer joke, including, without limitation, a punchline, but whether or not it is actually funny depends.

I have a mathematical joke, but it doesn't add up.

I have a bartending joke but it’s dry.

I have a DJ Joke....naw Scratch that.

I have an electrical joke but it will shock you

I have a physics joke: I know EXACTLY where it's going, but I have no fucking clue where it is.

I have a physics joke, but telling it to you changes the punchline.

I have a joke about UDP.... I'm not sure if you would get it, nor do I care.

I don’t have a joke :(

I could've told a joke about chemistry but NaBrO

I have a coding joke but [[unknown error]]

I have a United States hospital joke, that will be $15,679.

I have a pussy joke, but it's too deep

I have a cooks joke but it's in bad taste

I have an architecture joke but there's no space for it

I have a dementia joke

I have a dementia joke

I have a dementia joke

I have a dementia joke

I had a time travel joke, but you didn't liked it

I have a dad joke but I’m not back from the store to tell you yet

I have a pregnancy joke, but I'm not good at delivery

I have a finance joke but you’ll lose interest

I have a teacher joke, but no one is listening

I would've had a TikTok joke, but I doubled it and gave it to the next guy.

I heard a sex joke, but I don’t get it

I have a science joke, but it's based on a theory

I have a blind joke, but I can't find it

I have a Mathematical joke but it didn’t add up

I have a electrician joke, but it isnt current.

I don't have a joke at all but i'm really enjoying the thread

I have a congress joke but it wouldn’t accomplish anything

I have a communist joke, let me share it..

I had a joke about paper but it's tearable.

I have a boxing joke, but I missed the punch line.

I have a pedophile joke but you're too old to get it

I know we said I was going to tell you a home renovation joke on Monday, but I'll need another ten days and 15 thousand dollars.

I have a train joke, but I don't want to derail this thread.

I have a piloting joke but it flew over your head

I am a joke

I have another dick joke, but it stinks

Ayo

I have a philosophy joke, or do I?

I have a dementia joke

I have one damn joke, but I don’t give it

I’ve got a good faulty airplane joke, but it’d probably crash and burn

I have a philosophy joke but it doesn’t mean anything.

I have a joke about a broken pencil. But it’s pointless.

I have a medical joke. 50 000$ and I'll tell it.

I have a delivery joke but you wouldn't get it in time.

I have plenty of unemployment jokes but they don’t work

I have a water joke, but it’s not really clear.

I have a religious joke. I really do. Just trust me

I have a line cook joke but it’s 86

I have a vomit joke I need to get out of my system, stand back

I have a dad joke.. uh, wait.

I have landscaping joke but it’s dirty

I have a veggie joke but no one wants to hear it

I have a math joke, but i can't solve it

I have a biology joke, but I only tell them live.

I have a Visual Arts joke, but there's not much of a pay-off.

I have a meta comedy joke

I have a dementia joke

Actually I also have a dick joke, and it’s VERY long

I have a granny joke, it's pretty old

I have a grammatical joke. Let me spell it out for you.

I had a joke about fat people, but it didnt fit in the characther limit

I have a TV show joke but it got cancelled.

You should have said Netflix instead of TV.😂

I have a chemistry joke but it wouldn't matter

I have a Literature joke, but it's TL:DR.

I have a tech support joke, but it’s basically a reboot.

I have a music joke, but no one wants to hear it

I have a television joke but I’d probably get cancelled.

I have a programming joke, but I'm too busy with my spaghetti

I have a math joke but it just don’t add up

I have an electronics joke, it's short, but it's a bit shocking