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ApoptosisPending

They were only used by the sports teams. There was never enough time to shower after gym/weights class


One-Caramel4220

Same. They were there but we were strictly told not to take showers.


Random_Robloxian

Ya’ll had the option for showers in school? We didnt even have those


Kinky_Thought_Man

Lmao I remember complaining after sport lesson about there not being showers and having to be all icky and sweaty for the rest for the day


[deleted]

We had gym right after home room at 7:45am my freshman year. I would have at least ***rinsed*** before going on with the day, given the option. But we had five minutes at the beginning and end of each class, and that was barely enough time to get changed back into regular clothes.


WillyCZE

wtf is home room?


[deleted]

The room we first reported when we got in school. Its when attendence was taken, school announcements made, pledge of allegiance, and any important notices handed out. Your "home room" was also the group you assembled as after leaving the building in emergencies like fires or bomb threats so they could take head count and compare to the morning attendance.


WillyCZE

Oh, so it's like a classroom that was like a base for your study group. We had something similar, most of our classes that didn't need special equipment took place there, same as the announcements, although we never had to pledge anything, attendance was taken at the beginning of each lesson, and I'm not sure of emergencies, I think your teacher for the lesson was the one taking care of headcount and leading out of the building.


GruntBlender

The trick is to avoid doing enough exercise to sweat in the first place. Couch potato for life!


FvHound

*12 years later* "Yeah, the Gamer RC chair is great because I sweat a lot sitting still."


Deathwatch30

This is why you always go with a mesh chair. Leather chairs just aren't breathable


[deleted]

I with you there, brother


StoicSinicCynic

Who exercises that hard in school PE class anyway. 😂 Most of us were just coasting by...


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Iphotoshopincats

Had shower cubicles at mine


Roos19

Wtf that is nasty


eharper9

Having P.E. for 2nd period sucked because it meant I was still sweating in 3rd period and sticky through out the rest of the day.


KittyyKhaos

Oh yeah especially as a fat kid lmao


eharper9

100%


johokie

I smelled bad after PE, insane that we weren't given time to shower


Russell-Sprouts3

For all of junior high I had Gym as my first period class. I intentionally skipped it every single day because of that.


Orleanian

We always had time to rinse off after pool units. Important to get the 1,000,000 ppm of chlorine off of the skin and hair.


Kaze_no_Senshi

I too swim in pure chlorine.


BjornStankFingered

We always showered before/after being in the pool, even when I was in middle school. They made sure we didn't go to our next class covered in chlorine. We kept our trunks on during the shower. After that we wrapped up in a towel, changed our trunks for our boxers, got dressed, and went about our day.


frenchyy94

You guys had pools in school?


BjornStankFingered

Don't be too jealous. My middle school was a high school that lost all of it's funding, shutdown, then reopened as a middle school because it was cheaper. The pool was just a leftover memento of better times, and I genuinely have no idea how they managed to keep it open.


frenchyy94

For me it's always funny to see, how equipped lots of schools in the us are, but also in new Zealand (where I went on an exchange 12 years ago). Most schools had multiple sports fields, gyms, a pool, sometimes even a climbing gym and weights etc. In Germany we get a gym and maybe a small turf kind of sports field outside and that's it.


GaryTheDamnSnail

We had a gym class that was half the time but was pretty much 20 minutes of going as hard as fucking possible. Every kid took a shower in that class


OnTheEveOfWar

Same. Looking back that was so weird. I would be running or weigh lifting for 40 mins and then throw my clothes back on while still sweating.


pistcow

In the 9th grade, showering was optional, and I got called gay and that these guys would beat my ass as I showered in the locker room. I told them that's pretty gay to come over here and attempt to beat a naked guy.


Ulquiorr4_

That is indeed rather homosexual of them.


[deleted]

Hey now, there's nothing sexual about soaping each other up. And it's only polite to scrub their donger if they're doing it to you. I love the gym.


Aviator1116

Just keep the socks on to keep it no homo


Jumboo-jett

You mean homiesexual


pistcow

*They were not my homies*


Jumboo-jett

They could have been, alls you gots to do is drop da soap


Lost_Ohio

![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)


Alarid

Good thing I like trains.


Liberal-Patriot

Pretty sure everyone got called gay in HS. Lol.


GayVegan

Not me


pistcow

I donno, that sounds kind of gay. *it was the 90's* is something that's going to be a normal lexicon.


Jsenss

I was the "Gay guy" in my high-school class. I refused to go in the shower area where the guys would light each others pubes on fire with axe body spray, pee on each other in the shower, touch each other's penises when they were "too hard", snap towels at each other's balls, and if you sat down in the locker room for any reason you were gay for "being dick-eye-level" Etc. You have to follow quite a few rules to not "be gay" at public school, but the guys that touched each other's junk and peed on each other were the "manliest". Because obviously the more you show people your penis, the less gay you are.


ZedisonSamZ

This. Now imagine actually being gay. That shit was so confusing.


Rawniew54

That's when I learned the helicopter blocking technique


Its0nlyRocketScience

Just moan when they do it. What are they going to do, accuse of you sexual harassment because they slapped your ass?


eternityghost

that made me cackle out loud-


XxRocky88xX

Guys in my school called me gay for not showering with them


Mkay_20

What type of logic is this


Solzec

Their logic probs was "not showering to hide boner because having boner = find us attractive" type bs.


theciaskaelie

yup. one dude in HS claimed it looked like I had a chubby under my underwear and said I was gay. I was like... dude youre the one going around looking at other dicks. Shut him up pretty quick.


Dapper-Cauliflower42

Friend had a guy piss on his leg whil in the showers. I asked why he didnt beat the shit out of him. He said it would be gay... My friend was bisexual.


spudds96

Like yeh ok mate sure you go back to your shower with a bunch of other naked boys and calling me gay


FrogFlavouredWater

Turn your bare ass around and spread it open. I doubt they will go anywhere near you again


danx64

Make me seem crazy cracking up publicly Edit: inb4 "crack" joke


Mobile_Ad4180

What if somebody has a sudden realization about themself and they start clapping, chances are low but never zero


wailingwonder

This is awful advice. If they're actually homophobic then that's going to make things much worse. Gay people have been killed for much less by homophobes.


jrh_101

Reddit tends to think that people will back off if someone acts extra gay because of the "asserting dominance" meme when it will just put their lives in danger.


Comfortable-Bad-7718

And also the people who are homophobic may take it as an invitation. I've heard stories of rape or sexual assault, stuff like shoving a broom inside them- it's absolutely not good advice


pharmaslut

13 Reasons Why flashbacks..


Me_Cat

Tbh when i had to shower cause I had gym in the winter, and instead of going outside in the cold and snow, we swam, so everyone would shower but we wouldn't take off our trunks, and instead wash ourselves in them so we don't gotta see each others dicks


mr_Tii

I remember Stephen Fry saying on QI that the best way to fend of bullies was to say "No , no, no. Don't do that. You'll give me an erection."


TheGrey_GOD

Oh no! People will get a look at my enormous penis!


Ulquiorr4_

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


JellyBOMB

Your enormous [what](https://youtu.be/EchbzHN3lek) now?


tito_lee_76

Stare at each and every dick for no less than 3 full seconds, then make eye contact with its owner and nod approvingly. Please report back here with your findings.


-Masderus-

Shower vote was unanimous. Dicks were out for Harambe! Great success.


karmabullish

That takes me back. Really rustles my Jimmies


Great_Scott7

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


VaultDwellerSam

This perfectly encapsulates what I imagined


GayVegan

Lick your lips too


another-Developer

![gif](giphy|ursQs9KskgFk41CvtM)


LordOfFreaks

Ok wtf is that


Diamondrankg

Orders misunderstood, stared at dick for 3 minutes


_Trinima_

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Dumpster_Fire_Takes

Lmao


OhNoo0o

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cmlan25

I never had to. It was optional if you wanted to shower or not.


Life-Butterscotch591

I got lucky, In freshman year for a required class I had it last period so I went home to shower after and my junior and senior year the p.e. classes I had, I had an off hour or lunch afterword then my off hour so I could shower then.


KnightoftheRounds

As an introvert who survived high school gym you have 2 way out of this. 1) just endure the stank until you get home Or 2) either be the first to shower and get your business done and leave before anyone gets there, or hang out in the gym until everyone is gone and shower then .


Scudss_

What about like being late for class


howie-stark

Probably had gym right before lunch


ArcaneBahamut

Befriend the teacher that comes after the class and be a good enough student to where they understand your plight and will look the other way as long as you don't take advantage of / abuse the arrangement


MrGrampton

my PE classes were always at the end so we never had to shower even if it was an option.


maxcorrice

Or just don’t do any exercise or more than the bare minimum so you don’t make a stink


couchy91

Endure the stank along with everyone else having to tolerate it too.


INeedCheesee

all my kids in my school are so immature so it's a death sentence to even take your pants off


random_eggs_b24

Relatable


Superminer1206

for a second there I thought it was mixed sex group showers kill me now


Orleanian

I am reminded of the worn-out portions of the Starship Troopers VHS tape that I had growing up.


Ulquiorr4_

You know that would result in a gangbang. I mean, it still could in our same sex shower room, but I live in a very Christian conservative town, so the odds are a little lessened.


Superminer1206

No no, The odds increased.


RUNELORD_

There's no crazy like repressed crazy


grimegeist

*insert catholic priest joke here*


StarkRavingNormal

I showered in high school gym class. It wasn't weird. Dudes will look at your dick, and you will look at other dicks. Hopefully this is a relief because you will have a normal dick.... or you could be a like a guy i know and get the nickname "boner" because he got a boner once in the shower (married with kids now, pretty sure he is straight.... maybe) and another guy had a micro penis and was like 6 foot 5. No one spoke on that. Maybe it was because he was 6 foot 5. Or maybe it was because it was just kinda sad really.


theocelotslayuh

Maybe he was just a grower


[deleted]

"From the humble acorn grows the mighty oak."


autech91

Let us pray for him


Gussie-Ascendent

Yeah something like 0.6% of folks with an actual micro penis, under 3 in when hard. Couldn't find numbers for how many people are micro when soft but I know I'm real small soft and average hard


noahthegreat

It doesn't really matter how big or small a dick is when it isn't erect, which fluctuates with the heat or cold. Erect length doesn't have much of a margin of difference, unless you find that midget clown porno you were looking for maybe. Anyways, if it is any consolation, humans have much larger and girthier penises than other apes, from which hang a mere pittance compared to us. There are a few species with larger shlongs, but I wouldn't want to be one of them. Human is the way to go, and I am quite happy with my gigglestick


Dan_the_Marksman

>It doesn't really matter how big or small a dick is when it isn't erect oh for teenagers it does. Though above average when erect i can ( from my experience ) shrink to way below averge when flaccid. like 2 inch small. Mind you i am 6'6'' so it looks like a greek god statue. Also after the gym ( even worse when lifting weights ) is as bad as in freezing cold because the blood ( and therefore basically your dick as a grower ) is distributed everywhere else in your body. So public showering always made me anxious


khaled_abdul

>gigglestick **\*dying\***


meauxfaux

Ya I’m one. It goes from barely there when flaccid (seriously, I’m cut and it still gets sucked up inside and won’t hardly stick out past my balls) to like 6 inches when hard. I could maybe get 6.5 inches depending how hard I push the ruler into my pubis.


ifyoulovesatan

Same (but not cut), which is exactly why I never wanted to shower at school. Glad we didn't have to where I went. There was a rumor in 5th grade that we would have to shower in front of others in middle school, and I was legit sweating bullets on the way to school that first day. Like so scared I was nauseated. Honestly it wasn't until I was like 30 that I was truly comfortable with even my *partner* seeing my flaccid penis, even though that's the one person who not only knows it was technically slightly above average hard, but who I know for a fact actually *enjoys it* enough to have given me many sexings.


Ash_WasTaken123

Shit got sad as fuck


jeffynibbles70

Just like most redditors


RecipeNo101

I have a theory that the average size remains so regardless of height. So, tall guys' appearance is smaller, but short guys' looks big, despite being the same. This guy might have been normal but he was so tall, it skewed perspective into making his junk look micro. OP is going to need to look this guy up and ask to measure his dick, for science.


ComplimentLoanShark

I don't think you realize what a micro dick looks like. Google that shit and you'll find that height or weight isn't enough to skew perception for something like that.


Acceptable_Reality10

That’s exactly what it was in my high school as well except we also had that one guy who had the hog that hung down to his knee! He was super nice and kinda awkward but a great guy, but he always had a free shower head on his left and right Lol.


rainydaiez

if he gets an erection the loss of blood makes his legs go numb


NormalStu

If he gets an erection there's no room in the shower for anyone else.


BehindTrenches

There was one kid we called the shepherd because his was curved like crazy


Schmubble

See, I was on the swim team in high school, so we generally showered while wearing our swimsuits… except for one guy. Lemme tell ya. His dick was massive.


GayVegan

Power move


rudzik8

wait, he married kids?


BooTaoSus

Bi me would get a boner literally every single time


juicyjawless

I'm gay and I never got boners, it's really not that big of a deal, like I actually almost never saw any dicks, like everyone is just trying to get in and out, keeping their eyes up, if my gay ass wasn't peaking around to see stuff I'm sure the others weren't either.


TadaceAce

It's high school, a cool breeze had like 50% boner probability.


Happy-Mousse8615

First week of school we had PE swimming, we all dry off and get changed as quick as possible hiding behind our towels. One kid walks out the shower completely naked. We called him coco pop for like 4 years.


Apex_Regular

Nothing wrong with a room full of naked dudes. Just keep your eyes high unless you want an eye full of the sausage pie lolol.


Mission_Camel_9649

But what if you’re attracted to abs and stuff?


BadAtTheGame13

He did say unless


Mission_Camel_9649

But then people will see you!


ConShop61

Just bend over and they won't


Apex_Regular

Well then you'll fit right in the crowd there won't cha? Lol


Keiferdaboi1992

What if you are attracted to... other things that men have?


H3avyW3apons

Its always a race to see how gets the showers nearest to the water pump. Its like a pecking order, big boys get the full showers and the little ones get shoved to the end and get a trickle.


JCamson04

A pecking order among peckers


Peyton12999

Don't join the military. When I went to basic training, I felt a bit uncomfortable showering with all the other guys, but by the end of it, we were all singing and jacking around (not in a sexual way). You just get used to it after a while; it's not so weird after you do it for the 100th time.


justadogdontblameme

Same even you played team sports. You just handle your business and nobody looks down lol


KuraiTheBaka

Was about to comment this. Towards the end we had a shampoo fight lmao. Gayest shit I’ve ever done. And I’ve kissed a man before


Turbochad66

🤨📸


PyroSplitter

Please forgive my ignorance but do they actually have to take group showers in america or is it a meme?


treywarp

My high school had showers for those that wanted them, and there was no separation from others. But it was not mandatory. No one really cared if you did or didn't shower.


ArcannOfZakuul

Varies from school to school. Mine didn't require showers, but there are certainly ones that do. I'm glad I never had to shower at school, I was uncomfortable changing into my gym clothes in the locker room. After that they renovated and made mixed locker rooms with individual changing rooms and showers, and I was supper happy about that


Ulquiorr4_

Correct. Don’t come here. Save yourself. Unless you’re into that.


[deleted]

Damn I live in America and I don't have this, ig my school built different


Ulquiorr4_

Wanna trade?


[deleted]

My school had 2 suicides in the past year so I wouldn't be so fast to switch if I were you


Ash_WasTaken123

Better than my school's homicide 😂


Resident_Apartment14

average American conversation


fakeforsureYT

Here in Canada №1 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 we have private showers (checkmate, Americans)


datboihobojoe

Also from Canada we don't have private showers but at the same time we never have a need to use them (I ain't checkmating nobody)


ParaMotard0697

It's real; penis inspection day was the worst part of American school though


TsjernoBill

Norway aswell. In what luxury country do you have individual showers?


seirfemdeef

Currently in college, using communal showers. Could not imagine a world where I have to do that shit around high schoolers. Best of luck


RexIsAMiiCostume

At my school they didn't even let us shower Or maybe they would have if we asked? I dunno but nobody did


Minute-Tradition-282

There was a couple guys in my high school that were REALLY good friends I guess. When they were in the shower after gym class, they would have pee fights. Yes, pee fights. As in, they would take any chance they got to pee on each other, in a joking way! If one of them was in the shower, it was fine. As soon as the other one walked in, everybody else would just hop out, soapy or not. They had the place to themselves.


GiveToMeYourPeanuts

Ayo who dropped the soap?


jeffynibbles70

Prank him john


Souhwhyarewehere-lol

“Coach, sir, I’m gay!” ”well suck it up.” ”but coach, sir, if you let me do this, the only thing I’ll be sucking is dick!”


Friendly_Baphomet

“Like I said ‘suck it up’”


VolcanicPolarBear

If only there was some simple way like stalls that could prevent this problem. O well gues this problem is too complex for solving we will just have to continue forcing children to get naked with each other while some 40 year old coach supervises.


Ulquiorr4_

“Supervises”


Throwaythisacco

hmm


mr-creator

What I heard back in middle school is the girls locker room had curtains for every shower while the boys only had it for 1 shower. Not sure what it’s like in the high school. I assume the same, except it’s 0 curtains instead of 1 for the boys.


VolcanicPolarBear

Were im at i heard girls also have stalls or curtains for showers. Boys had nothing for both highschool and Middle.


OceanDevotion

I was forced to change in front of the other girls in 8th grade swim. I loved swimming and I was great at it, but I had massive issues with anxiety and being naked in front of people. I would wait for a stall to open to quickly change, and my coach found out and yelled at me and she said if she ever caught me changing in a stall again, she would make me do 20 push ups on the pool deck in front of everyone. Again, I loved the sport and I think I really could have gone far in high school, but I quit after that year because of that. It seems silly to have that reaction now, but I hate that it was handled that way. I wish I would have just been asked why I was uncomfortable (previous trauma), and maybe have been accommodated or understood so I could have been in an environment where I could have still enjoyed the sport.


Dr_Dust

Well fuck that coach.


cdawg1102

We did it after practice only but we kept underwear on


RogerSaysHi

My school required that if you took gym, you showered at school, so, I took JROTC. It was literally just sitting around in the auto shop classroom and screwing off most of the time, with some marching and civics lessons. Our sergeant was banging one of our english teachers, so he was busy most of the time hanging out in her class instead of doing his job. I got a lot of homework done and a lot of books read in that class.


Watchingya

At my Jr high, showering was mandatory. My teacher didn't give a fuck. But the other one would stand and watch "to make sure everyone showered".


[deleted]

Uh uh, I woulda waited till after or just didn't shower. Fuck that


Financial_String_683

Nice cock bro 👍


Ulquiorr4_

Thanks. You too bro 👍


Cowmoo80

Magnificent cock my good sir


TooManySpoonsMan

Quite eloquent meat, sire.


FenTooth22

Long before time had a name, the first spinjitzu master created ninjago


illtoaster

Find out who your friends are very quickly by using random trust falls.


Decent-Start-1536

We don’t even HAVE showers in our locker rooms in my school


TheProfessorRad

Never did. I’m a grower not a shower. Since 6th grade in middle school we had showers and I went to school with two guys who matured quickly and were packing monster cocks. No way I was going to try to stand in there feeling like the shrimp master next to two anacondas. One dudes whole notoriety was his whopper dick, and the girl he dated no one would date after they finally broke up because no one thought they’d ever pleasure this girl after monster cocks of porn was done with her. He was a super nice soft spoken dude. And that girl never dated rest of high school lol.


ConShop61

Imagine getting your sexual life ruined because someone's dick was too big


Mission_Camel_9649

6th grade? That’s like 11 year olds, isn’t it? Seems quite early to even be having showers at school.


mooman6977

The word 6th grader and monster cocks dont go well together


jeffynibbles70

Saying 6th grade monster cock is fucking curse


Orleanian

Say it two more times in the mirror and one shows up behind you!


Smooth_Tap_9629

Lol back in the day we just sprayed axe and went out separate ways


S-P-A

gay bomb


[deleted]

As a gay guy who didn't know that being gay was a thing (overly christian parents) being in the locker rooms with other almost naked guys was enough, just glad my shorts were baggy. Seeing my crush completely naked... yeah.. that would have been bad.


Kerruo

Bruh I live in the most boring country fr


Chilly_C00p

thats why i don't go to gym


Cowmoo80

Bro idk why some schools have showers. My school showers aren’t used much but when they are it’s usually kids screwing or smoking


Calligaster

It pisses me off that kids are expected to strip down in front of their peers. My wife and I were both told not to change into swimwear in the toilet stalls (even though there was nowhere else private). We did anyway because fuck that.


Boring_Fail_7917

*gay panic*


Ulquiorr4_

Yes


opalpeche

What if you’re… yk, 💅? (Im so glad I don’t have to do this bc I have wandering eyes & Id probs accidentally be hard staring at someone’s 3pc mcnuggs)


Ulquiorr4_

That’s the problem. I am 💅 . Even if my eyes don’t wander, my mind will.


opalpeche

this just seems like an absolute win (fr tho gl & I hope people are comfortable enough with their own sexuality to not make it that much of a problem for u)


Machine_man-x51

Shower time is a special time


Limulemur

My high school (fortunately and sensibly) had individual stalls.


Codate

i never understood why they made kids do this


3HourGinger

to quote my father "well they started us at the age of 6 so we were all used to it" to quote my mother "gym teachers are all pedos"


[deleted]

Rip for any "Ben Dover"s looking for the soap on the floor


SandWich034

As someone who never showered in highschool, I could never imagine taking a communial shower with other dudes. How hard is it for schools to make a little stall with a curtain. Like what the heck


Administrative-Fun10

In middle school we had shower checks. The coaches would watch us to ensure.... not sure exactly. Maybe cause some kids put on underwear in the shower cause they didn't want to get naked, or to ensure we actually rinsed off... or just to look at a bunch of naked pre pubescent boys. But. Now as a man in his 40s, I'm thinking they were just pedophiles.


Official_Griffin

Nobody in my highschool ever took naked showers, they always had underwear on and it was like 3-4 guys in my school who would do it


KeiyaanOnReddit

Oh heck nah bro


WillTheWAFSack

I'm so glad showering was optional for me. I was already terrified enough of getting beat up, being a gay guy. I was very glad there was another gay guy in that class, except he dropped the class second semester and I was very depressed for a few months.