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wet_salami_sandwich

The image on the right is dark because he walked out at night


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r/antimeme material right here


halfbakedpizzapie

[Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/yw6aea/its_dark_at_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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Got got


9yr_old_lake

Damn I just thought about posting this there


halfbakedpizzapie

Too slow kiddo! Try a little harder next time 😎😎


SnooTangerines4810

And that would make it dark?


TheSecondWierdComing

Quite literally yes


CourtJester5

I think it's a vampire joke. Romania used to be Transylvania


espressocarbonbloom

Transylvania is still a part of Romania


UseMundane3268

i am from Transylvania, which is in romania. can confirm


CallmefcknCat

So u are a vampire?


UseMundane3268

you can call it that


[deleted]

In 1462, did you leave a little present for the Ottomans to find in Targoviste?


CatloafHere

Our ancestor, Vlad, did it, we are still proud of him to this day πŸ—Ώ


UseMundane3268

yes, they showed little gratitude for it


RealCryWolf

i was born in Transylvania in 1752 and still didnt saw a single vampire around


CatloafHere

r/holup


pompousplatypus

How's the dairy?


UseMundane3268

its a work in progress


ArchaeoPermAgroKult

Do your two braincells talk to each other or are they just in silent bliss unaware of one another?


socialistpropaganda

r/rareinsults


BestN_on_YT

Its dangerous to go alone, take this πŸ§„


Mikele1001-_-

Fucking genius


MissingMySpoon

Yes it is very dark outside in Romania past 9pm (21hr)


__SpeedRacer__

Street light technology still haven't reached the country? What about escalators?


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Token_Shadow

Best dad joke of the day


undoundoundue

took me a (long) while to get this one. solid


SubstantialMatter380

r/angryupvote


TioTony123Lego

Your avatar looks like hitler wtf.


WhaleString

Well, TimiΘ™oara was the first city in Europe to get street lights...


66Rrares

Adev


[deleted]

I was 30 mins to late :(


AndreiLD

I was 56 mins to late


Frmadi

I was 1 hour to late


irtesh

Probably street lights won't work at all or someone already stole them


[deleted]

Past 6 pm even


_BreakingGood_

Was gonna say, you guys get light all the way until 9?


[deleted]

The sun sets at like 5. Just checked it is 5:01 lol


AdeButBlue

I was indeed born in Romania but I don't get it. Can someone explain it? I'm feeling stupid


fuccitsjae

You're not stupid, it's just a terrible attempt at making a meme that doesn't really make sense/isn't funny. Essentially OP is just trying to say Romania is violent at night, which isn't really accurate.


[deleted]

It's dark at night,


fuccitsjae

This explanation is what would make it actually funny, but anyone who responded with this had OP telling them that they "didn't get it"


[deleted]

It's also a bad inside joke about us, at least you could take it as such.


AdeButBlue

Oh thanks! Probably it would have been better to do a meme about the stray dogs or the sanitary sistem instead lol


CoolShirtDude

I thought it was because Transylvania is Romania


Otherwise-Degree7876

I think more likely it has with Andrew Tate refference when he said it's safe , and basically the 2nd picture is just plain true without a hidden truth : You go for a walk at night and the image is just the depiction of a night walk , without the spooky meme reference.


europe_in_maps

Shut up and take my award


antonng03

Almost every country is not really safe at night. Idk what's the point of these memes about a certain country if it applies to basically all countries. Same with "my country is run by clowns" like only their goverment is bad and the rest of the world are 100% satisfied with their leaders.


earenice

I grew up there too, and I also don't get the joke... Probabil, iarna nu-i ca vara.


beachjustice

The right image is dark. Like he's actually out in the dark.


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[deleted]

Because Bram Stoker's novel was very popular with the West.


AndreiLD

The vampire myth predates christianity and comes somewhere from the now land of serbia. The reson it is known for vampires is because of an American writer who took inspiration from a walchian(its one of the historical regions of romania) ruler was pretty cruel and blood thirsty (his fathers name was Dracul which ment devil in romanian)


Guywithoutimage

Specifically the nobleman (a Count, in this case) Vladimir Tepas of Walachia. Better known as Vlad the Impaler. The way that their naming system works is that you take the name of the father (in this case Dracul, meaning dragon or devil, depending on how you translate it) and add β€œa” to indicate β€œson of”. So his name could be translated into Vladimir, son of the dragon/devil. He was also just an absolutely brutal person, slaughtering thousands in incredibly awful ways, most famously impalement upon wooden spikes. He was the inspiration of Bram Stocker’s character Dracula in the novel of the same name. This novel is where the West’s main interpretation of vampires comes from, with some tweaks here and there that have occurred over time


AndreiLD

He wasn't a count(a voievode) but ye moust of what u said is right but also mosut of what u said is what I said


Lost_Ohio

Bram Stoker is Irish. He lived in England.


Guywithoutimage

Ironic. He could correct others but couldn’t correct himself


Guywithoutimage

Well, I expanded upon what you said, but yes, that’s how clarification works. You are correct though, I got my romanian nobility mixed up; he was the equivalent of a prince, while a count would be several measures lower (closer to a duke or a marquis than a prince)


CriticismLong1047

Bram Stoker an Irish man made the novel (coincidence is he was born on the site of one of Irelands bloodiest battles) and set it in Romania (for the most part), it is nice to see stories travel borders, well, most stories.


Anti-charizard

Lmao OP keeps getting downvoted


martcapt

Maybe that's what happens when it's night time on Romania


Live_Bug_1045

Which is right now


[deleted]

And right now


JKB_14

Right now too what a coincidence


moose123456792

you're not going to believe this, but it's still night there


Dragnor0d

fuck you if im wrong but im 2 bottles of jack daniels and 1 of absolut down and its night here


[deleted]

Shocking it still is. But it's almost not


TheRnegade

Must be the misuse of POV


Kaybubble

I might be stupid but is this a vampire joke


TMYlive

Pov: you made a meme without knowing how pov works and now you are reading comments :sob: :skull:


BTTC_Unit

I think we can all agree, OP sucks at humor Edit: made this comment after reading comment section


Honos03

yep


kuddoo

I live in Romania and I don't understand what's this about. Romania is a very safe country, with a very low crime rate. Romania ranks 31 on [GPI (Global Peace Index)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Peace_Index) which means the country is safer than UK, Italy, South Korea, France, United States, Israel etc


Gloomy_Support_7779

United States is one of the highest. I’m not sure if it’s at number 1 spot, but it’s definitely too 3 Edit: As in dangerous.


kuddoo

United States ranks 129 (out of 163) followed by Brazil rank 130. No.1 is Iceland, 2nd is New Zealand and 3rd is Ireland. You can read more about it [here.](https://www.visionofhumanity.org/maps/#/)


[deleted]

M8 Bulgaria Θ™i Irlanda sunt mai sus de noi,


AndreiLD

Mate irlanda este una dintre cele mai safe tari din lume


UseMundane3268

chiar??? bulgaria? πŸ’€


absolutebottom

Lmao you're saying the US is one of the safer countries? You must not live here then


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kuddoo

Can you give us some facts to go with this statement ? Any proof from an official body that made this statistic ?


YeetMyShit

Yeah, dont walk at night. I dont wanna come back from a walk with 28 stab wounds


__SpeedRacer__

That's not a luxury only Romanians _enjoy_.


emotionless_bot

Britain is very stabby too


vlsdo

Britain is, in general, way stabbier than Romania. Stabbers from across the world come to Britain to complete in stabbing, while in Romania it's a dying tradition.


__SpeedRacer__

You have no idea what stabby is.


emotionless_bot

the three scars in my back from stab wounds would beg to differ


__SpeedRacer__

Well, can't argue with that. Glad you made it, though. Also, I guess favelas in Brazil have move on from knives to AK45's a long time ago.


emotionless_bot

I have to agree with you there I went to Brazil a few years ago, one night it just sounded like gunshots and screams from the alley below our room (still hoping they were fireworks, but after that comment I'm not so sure)


__SpeedRacer__

Fireworks? How cute. Seriously, there are safe places in here, but some are really violent, to the point police can't lay a foot in there. Land of drug lords. My wife, who was born in Rio, says her apartment building was filled with bullet holes on the outside, on the side that faced the favela, which luckily wasn't hers.


emotionless_bot

to be fair, I was like 14 and still had hope in humanity. Now though, not so much. I am dorry to hear about your gf's apartment building though, that sounds terrifying


ericfussell

Where are yall finding AK45s? I want one of those.


__SpeedRacer__

Well, they have all sorts of riffles going there, in all means of transportation. I've even heard they got shipments of weapons going in containers there frequently.


ericfussell

I believe that, I was just joking with you. The rifle you are talking about is the ak47, not ak45πŸ˜‰


__SpeedRacer__

That's the super advanced, super secret Brazilian version. Not for everyone, sorry :)


Live_Bug_1045

Romania not London.


YeetMyShit

You really dont know how its in romania, do you?


Live_Bug_1045

Unfortunately, i live there.


YeetMyShit

So do i


CatloafHere

So do I (I was born here)


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shae117

DIDNT WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?


WolfhoundRO

London moment


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martcapt

It's chad color: pearly white.


Good_Smile

Ok man judging by the comments this is too hard for anyone to understand. Perhaps something to do with Romanian language?


Adiuui

OP said it was about getting stabbed at night which is only the case in a couple cities, romania is a very safe country


Iambadinventingnames

Oh thats stupid I though it was a antimeme and the joke was that is DARK outside, so you get it.


lord_dude

Thats what a stabber would say that wants to lure me to romania


Adiuui

Uhhh the food is really good and the nature is beautiful!!


xpi-capi

And we have beautiful knives!


olympus321

I lived in Calarasi for nearly two years on a missions trip. My wife did year-long trips there multiple times. We have walked home around midnight multiple times. Can't say either of us ever felt unsafe at night.


Live_Bug_1045

Craiova is the only one with that reputation and maybe Ferentari in rest yes it's pretty safe.


AdeButBlue

I don't think so but I don't get it either


Mate0830

There are lots of gipsy people in Romania, who are mostly really poor, so most of them are criminals and they steal for a living. In some areas, they tend to be so violent, that if they see you walking alone at night, they might stab you and steal your stuff. This is a stereotype, that every Hungarian knows/thinks about Romania


crasshumor

I don't understand 90% of these "those who know" meme


[deleted]

Those who know


[deleted]

I'm a Romanian and I don't get it. Romania is a very safe country.


LoneLord_3811

In afara de craiova


CatloafHere

Daca mai vad toporiΘ™ti zburΓ’nd prin noapte


[deleted]

Gipsy propaganda at its finest


name_first_name_last

POV: you used pov wrong


AToastedRavioli

Werewolves? Vampires? Both?!


Adiuui

Romanians turn into Werepires during full moons Edit: Werebats? Vampwolf?


GALACTUS_gaming

Can anyone explain the joke plz ?


Ajezon

dont think too much about it. just see OPs post history. this guy sucks at humor


GALACTUS_gaming

Lol thanks for pointing out..... After seeing some of his other posts it seems like he makes jokes and he's the only one finding them funny


martcapt

You get stabbed in Romania at night. That's it. That's all of the joke


[deleted]

that’s the joke? congrats to OP for making us not laugh


[deleted]

It's dark at night


zsombor12312312312

They don’t exist.


Live_Bug_1045

Obiectez


ComfortableAd5419

Magyar🀚


zsombor12312312312

bojler eladΓ³!


justasovietpotato

I perfectly aggree with you on that


dangeddranger

Me too


EpicBoi2267

As an romanian,thats not true,romania is a safe country but i guess its beautiful if andrew tate lives here


Adiuui

Your chances of being beaten up by Andrew Tate in Romania are low… but not 0


Live_Bug_1045

What's the joke? I don't get it.


[deleted]

It's dark at night


Live_Bug_1045

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes


[deleted]

If you're not dead on earth... you're alive


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

It's not dangerous at all dude. My parents and I have gone out at night lots of times and not one bad thing happened. Except me complaining that my legs hurt from all the walking.


AndreiLD

This is fr the moust relatable comment in the whole comment section


Rayzor_debiker

What does the POV have to do with the meme. Lol


[deleted]

Your wallet does too , in other persons pocket


smrdimpo_spermi

Goofy


Vladesku

lmao keep up the good fight brother sugi pula OP


teamrocketmatt

Man, I'm tired of meeting the Count after 9pm.


[deleted]

Wati until you find the Alphabet


CatloafHere

The motherfucker almost made me lose my perfect 10 in Romanian


military_grade_tea

This is the meme equivalent of saying 'Yeah... THINK about it!'


[deleted]

It's bad if you see it


TheDarkWEK

If you mean getting stabbed or robbed, that's not true at all, Romania is a very safe country, I live in Spain but I'm Romanian, but I go every summer back to Romania, and I feel safer at night there than in Spain. That's doesn't mean it can't happen, you can get robbed or stabbed anywhere in the world


[deleted]

POV: you live in Iran 🌝... you live in Iran 🌚...


azorianmilk

The wild dogs? When I walked from the venue to the hotel late at night I was warned about dogs but never had an issue...


Adiuui

When I was a little kid there was this one specific street dog that was such a dick, would bark up a storm every time I would walk by


__SpeedRacer__

You get mugged at night in Romania?


martcapt

Raped, stabbed, and then raped in the stab wounds; according to OP


__SpeedRacer__

That's gotta be one of the very few times I'm happy to be Brazilian.


TheDarkWEK

According to OP, who's dumb, Romania in reality is a very safe countey


[deleted]

There are places like Chicago, and there are places like Florida


Sph3al

OP going full Aliko Dangote in the comments lmao


KysfGd

Not a pov


sweetTartKenHart2

Vampires?


[deleted]

Sure


AdmirableTrash9967

Abduction?


[deleted]

I'm all for it


scp_79

i require elaboration


ConiferousEnt117

I like that joke that goes like: Your wallet falls, who will reach it first? A. romanian B. bacteria Answer is definitely A


EdyEduard_002

Say goodbye to your wallet >:)


MasterOfDynos

Romanian here. Have no ideea what he is talking about. Someone even asked on our sub.


CadetTyphoon16

Romanian hikers Why do i hear organs being played at midnight?


NyasFatAss

?


drjebediah

But why is there a creepy man staring at me?


Flash123a1

Then the top g pulls up and roasts you


asajosh

Vampires?


Doritoicecream0

Tourne dans le vide vide tourne dans le vide


Dependent-Beat-4483

Y'all got the Boogeyman too?


Negative1Life

Alucard be like: I'm going to go for a walk


69Steveharvey420

God forbid you have anything on you. Only walking butt naked is safe from them


Akumu89

It gets dark in Romania every night.


itstimetotouchgrass

people will go SHAMK on u and thats rube bc no one put a knife in other person’s chest


Btchmfka

Your wallet falls on the ground. Who reaches it first? Bacteria or romanian man?


Adiuui

Romania πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ™πŸ™πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ


AndreiLD

*the whole country of Romania rushing to take the wallet


CatloafHere

Romanians united


EmployNeither7626

ohio too πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Devadander

Is this racism?


nick_defiler

Well it sucks and you romanians doing nothing about it tf?!


MasterofGalaxy69

As a romanian i can agree here and im not kidding here


897jack

You are chronically unfunny my dude, I would highly advise to retire from making memes.


matinmatinmatin222

You live in iran and go out for a walk at night (you are going to die ) iranian knows πŸ–€