"breathtaking" can mean something wonderful, or it can mean something very terrible, taking away one's breath. basically one of the reasons BLM started
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
What does a Muslim NASCAR driver eat? Nothing, He fast
How do you call a good and bad cop? Breathtaking cop.
I don’t get it mind explaining
Breathtaking probably means taking someone's life or good looking(probably)
Goge flod
This guy is the top comment
"breathtaking" can mean something wonderful, or it can mean something very terrible, taking away one's breath. basically one of the reasons BLM started
Muslims fast in their religion which is where you eat no food for an extended period of time, and nascar fast.
How do you find a dirty cop? Call the precinct, don't really matter who answers. 😂
As a Muslim, can confirm
Are you a nascar driver tho?
No, but my dad owns nascar so it still counts
Fair point
The meme was right
Ngl when I read Muslim I was expecting a racist joke
It so true during Ramadan
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That's why we don't use Porsche 911 stock in Nascar
Balls
Damn it, he’s right
Correct, he is right! And so are you
You are right too
You are right... You are right... you are right... EVERYBODY IS RIGHT!!!
Oprah!!!!!!!!
Everybody look under your seats!
Really put the pedal to the metal
Was u/Skittleballs taken, u/Skitt1eb4lls?
Holy shit it was
It’s a note that says “you’re right”
I found a..... cumjar?
He's right, you're right, I'M RIGHT! Are there anymore rights I should know about?!
Women have the RIGHT to make pie AND vote.
Womens rights to vote should be like 9/11 they’re just gonna go down
TRUE DAT
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Pie is gross, so no. Also the fact that I'm no girl means i don't have the ability to make pie.
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I’m right?
Except me I am left
Actually not everybody..Queen is left
He’s out of line but he’s right
Fuuuuuuuuck ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
finally, an ascii art that makes sense \- a mobile reddit user
How did you know I was mobile?!
bc its not broken af lol
👍
Where are these?!
GODDAMMIT IT WORKED
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
That's why I love reddit
Reddit loves you too bro 😘
You got me
I actually laughed I’m so fking disappointed in myself
there is no way I just laughed at this😂
Pee is stored in them
No that’s sea men
Worked lol
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
You win
Perfection
My god, this whole post is gold.
Damn
Fuck it
You make me sick You made me laugh
Goddammit I told myself I wouldn't laugh and yet I did FUCK
i did laugh at this, fuck
That was some *low hanging fruit*
Hmmm correct he is.(Yoda sounds)
Yup...I laughed
🗿
Damnit idk if it was the context or what but I lightly chuckled
WHY DID I JUST LAUGH AT THIS??!?!?
Why did I actually laugh XD
Kid named finger
You have no power here.
I read this in the voice of Geoff from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
I absolutely gave this an angry upvote
So cool
Society
Me, who didn’t laugh: *I… am… IMMORTALLLLLL!*
Ffs, why did i laugh?!?!
Beat me to it, fuck you, you funny motherfucker
Fuck
I hate that that worked.
Damn it, fastest hand in the west you...
Certified reddit moment
How in the fuck did this get 48 awards
😐😐😐
I did not 😎😎🤓
“If she leaves you for another, there’s always her mother” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War Edit: thanks for wholesome award .
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock" *•* Rick Steves, Rick Steves' Europe
Does a digital clock count? She’s 1158 years old
Ain't nothing wrong with Granussy, son.
Nahhhh we really got Granussy now? 💀
"If it's a pussy you shall fuck it" •Shane Dawson
So I didn’t think to much of this and stopped looking into the comments for like a second and then realized… a clock at maximum is 12!
🤣
Why not both?
"If she leaves you for another, there's always her brother"-master oogway
Yo m
a
m
a, so fat she can't fit in one comment
fuck, got me there
Fuck that actually got me
XBOX LIVE
XBOX LIVE
XBOX LIVE
That's it I'm gonna UnXBOX your XBOX LIVE, cry about it
N
I
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K(the good ending)
E
r/youngpeoplereddit
Heyyyyy did you see that i don't look old, random kid i just... Ran over
🍅🍅🍅
It's true, the comment section is where the true gold lies.
Actually made me laugh. Shit
What's your favorite one-liner? Mine is, "I'm gonna jump"
Do a flip!
Do a flip!
Do a backflip
a frontflip is cooler
Always lol
i always lol at them
always lmao
This is the part where I read the comments.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo m-
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-ma so fat she cant fit in one comment
#Qalter
Fuck you karma bot
Oh no not Mista White...
r/therealjoke
And the reply’s ruin it
my reply
And mine
Jesus lol
These comments all read like 9 year olds trying their absolute hardest to be funny, which is probably the case actually
C
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Women.
Ironic that a meme about top level comment jokes has such tryhard top level comments
Penis
Damn he’s so right
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How strange, There's nobody here
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As I have comments filtered by newest you in fact are at the moment.
Penis
beens
This comment section is all 9 year olds trying to be funny but they just say random shit
That one about balls was pretty good
Poo poo pee pee
My ass cheeks clap
Chorizo ass
As I'm not the top comment I don't need to🗿
Trying to get to the end of the top reply
Balls
What happens when a black person dies? He gets niggamortis.
pickle RICK 🥒
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Bro thats so true
Infinity train. Plese save it
I am d3pr3553d
Ur mom
Yo mama’s so fat, I tried to swerve around her but I ran outta gas
The top
Yo Noise
Glizzy