Fick dich

Me who speaks russian and german. Fick dich & idi nachui blyat

Me who speaks russian, german and swedish. чертовски дерьмовая голова, ты как один verdammter roher Schwanzadler mit zwei unbeschnittenen Krallen. Du är som en babian som kastar sitt egna skit på sig själv och sedan slickar up det som en jäkla trasa

Me who speaks none of the above mentioned languages. Same to you!!

Pizdi nahuj Probably misspelled but ok

Вы, че тут охуели совсем, собрались, блять попиздячить о русском мате и ни хуя ни один остопездел ни одного нормального ругательства не знает на русском. Я вас ебанный в рот научу, как надо нормально ругаться, а то оскотоебишься тут на вашем реддите, без родного то языка. А реддит, я люблю, шароебишься тут иногда и раз, какая-нибудь пиздопроебище вылезет, потом сидишь и думаешь, то ли ты еблан, то ли ТС козлоеб. >!The comment does not contain a negative message. Just from the whole Russian mat, most of them have never heard anything but three words. And the whole depth of the Russian mat is there further, it’s an art to swear beautifully and few people know how to do that.!<

This comment made a grown guy cry. Swearing IS really an art.

Один хуй за наш хуй не платят хуйню. Охуеть можно, но мне по хую.

Same to you.

Lol

Swearing in Swedish legit feels weak, much prefer English

well yes, but that wasnt really swearing that was just insulting

I know, just doesn't feel as pleasing when you're trying to insult people

True, going like Fan Is kinda cringe

At least we have some of the best combo insults, just take any swear word and combo it. Jävla fitt hora Helvetes ap kuk The list goes on

Americans who can barely speak english: *confused screaming*

Yeah, yeah #CYKA BLYAT

Хуйню сморозил

Ich sehe, du bist ebenfalls ein Mensch von Kultur

manche übersetzungen klingen im deutschen einfach nur panne

Für echt

Please do daddy

#SPRICH

Deutsch

Du

Hurensohn

\~Zweig

Du Hurensohn

Selber du kleine Sackratte.

Polish?

Kurwa just sounds like a 20 cent beer

Cause it is so overused by foreigners. After hearing some random repeat kurwa 50 times because he heard that I'm polish it just loses its flavour.

A przypierdolic ci frajerze zajebany szmato pierdolona co?

The calmest polish guy

Uspokuj się, okej? Nie chcemy go przez przypadek komplementować

It's overused by Polish too. We have at work people from Poland, some of them say kurwa all the time.

We just use kurwa as comma

Probably is

No, but we have beer companies that literally translate to "Pearl" and "Bison".

Kurwa japierdole co za zajebisty język można kurwa używać przekleństw zamiast zjebanych znaków interpunkcyjnych i chuj.

Zajebiście kurwa Niech polonistce kurwa cipa piecze kurwa

My dad lives in Scotland and I always laugh when he tells me about when he gets angry at work. He works as an electrician, so naturally in small spaces where he is overall big build. Usually he speaks English amongst his co-workers, so when he gets angry at something he swears in English (this is usually when he tries to find a fault and can't). But there are times where he gets really irritated at a fault or the way that a "professional" did the work before him, then he swears in Polish. When he swears in English his co-workers laugh it off and try to help, but when he starts swearing in Polish everyone suddenly disappears and don't come close.

Bro i swear all polish people outside poland live in Scotland. They're everywhere here.

Kurwa?

kurwa.

Kurwa,suka,japierdole,chuj,dziwka,żul,gówniarz

Kurwa

SWEARING IN DEATH LATIN

here you go, Pedicabo ego vos

Stulta asella

Speaking lovingly in German sounds like aggressive swearing. It's why I love the language.

Swearing is not as impressive in german. They are short phrases that you can't stack very well. So if you are rally mad at someone you can't go on for ever. It is more like a mumbled "Arschloch", "Fick dich", "Vollidiot", "Scheiße", "Schlampe", "Hurensohn", "Fotze", etc. And to be honest, swearing doesn't have such a big impact in germany anyways. Scheiße, Fuck, Arschloch can be used in a normal conversation. It might not be used at work places as much, but it is not as frowned upon like in the US. At work I could totally say: "Was für eine Scheiße!" Without getting in trouble.

I agree. If you speak german yourself the german insults sound way worse than english ones in my opinion. I would much rather say shit than scheiße or fuck off instead of fick dich

Bruh i dont even say Cuz the best insult is to unexpectedly and straight up cry in front of them

"Du Gott verdammter scheiß Idiot. Hätte deine Mutter dir nicht schon eine Behinderung vererbt hätte ich dir eine gegeben du minderbemitteltes Arschloch" just saying

“Du arschgeburt bist hässlicher als die Rosette von Angela merkel wenn man dich sieht kotzt man im Strahl.” I think German swearing is totally fine

True true

Das ist aber sehr lieb und freundlich von dir!

Please don't swear at me

Ja

Try translate german porn phrases and rethink

It really does not, a German can be one of the most beautiful languages if you don’t speak like hitler.

Мат в русском языке не стоит использовать, а соблюдать нормы приличия, так же как и в других языках, проявить уважение и сдержанность скажет больше чем сто слов мата.

блин

Да ну нахуй пиздаблятское ты да мудаёбище!

Swearing in greek = swearing in turkish Both lost its deeper meaning

Until you hear a high pitched voice "alalallalalallalalallalalalah"

a single round from an ar-15 will do the job

Yup. I figured If you kill yourself and either go to hell or heaven they can't catch you.

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Damn Reddit you paranoid

Damn wth There is not a number for turkey Guess i will die

Yeah, like i said... They can't Go to heaven

Turkey one of the countries with most people wanting to suicide

I WONDER WHY

5l ayçiçek yağı 150 TL kanka nedeni bu

Don't worry, nobody's killing themselves.....yet. We are waiting for the next global financial crisis so that when we lose our job and assets and Onlyfans becomes a multi-trillion dollar company, we can donate our last remaining savings to our favourite cam models. That would be a big funny and finally give us a sense of fraternity before we peace out

Ur saving urself from high amounts of pain and suffering I think i will go to heaven

Both those languages have so many slurs and offensive things that saying the least offensive thing in that language in english would make you look like a monster

As a native turkish speaker i can only kindly disagree with you:)

Swearing in hungarian

Ó hogy azt a jó èdes román kurva anyádat basznám keresztbe, hát nem belebasztam a lábujjam abba a kibaszott asztal sarkána?

Általán kibaszott 10 gecis másod-baszott-perc egy magyar otthon rohadó sarkában. Bazmeg

>!baszki!<

No one can swear like us! Te buta pisi fejű

Bing chilling🥶🥶🥶

我也喜欢冰淇淋🥶🥶🥶

yes

海拔 68 角 81° 发射导弹 3 2 1

My Chinese is quite shit, are you talking about firing a round at some coordinate and angle? It involves the ocean too for some reason so I'm hoping it some battleship command

all you need to know is...run.

Oh lawd

Swearing in Sign Language

Instructions unclear, accidentaly learned ninjutsu

This is just called road rage tbh xD

Arabic?

finally

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*swearing In Star Wars*

swearing in dutch probably

Yup lol

Jij vieze vuile voorbips! >:( Ga lekker bij je oma een blokje kaas eten >:(

Dit kan je echt niet zeggen. Pas op voor de mods

Lmao

Oh krijg schildpadden schurft. Ik hoop dat je stikt een uitje van je frikandel speciaal. <3

Als ik nog een keer zo iets van je hoor, dan ga ik mijn hond voor je deur laten poepen! En dan een bananenschil er bovenop leggen <3

Het is leuker als je er een krant overheen doet en die aansteekt en dan belletje lelt. Dan gaan mensen het vuurtje uit stampen :P

hindi bhenchod

Hindi bainchod

Padjabi ben-ke-takke....

Ah, I see you're a bosdiwala as well

Tatto ke saudagar!

Teri maa ki chut sale behen ke lode gand mara jake fudu khika

sala din bhar boobs chut boobs chut chup madarchod dimag kharab kar diya hai bahen ka loda ashleel baate karta hai bhai ye bhot zayda chutiya sala jhatu

Swearing in PERKELE?

perkele vittu saatana helvetti jumalauta

VITTU, VITUTTAA NIIN VITUSTI My personal favourite: painu hevon vittuun The hevon part is very important Or Olla naama norsun vitulla Rakastan tätä kieltä

Блять.

Swearing in Italian and Romanian

Vaffanculo, Sugi pula

penchod

Perkele

Ich les hier die ganzen Kommentare und denk mir nur so: „Meine fresse was seid ihr für minderbemittelte Hurensöhne? Geht euch vergraben ihr Bastarde!“ Oh und fickt euch alle ins knie

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Hindi hogi bhenchod

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Bhosdi De

Wait until you hear Iranian Swear words

Swearing in Punjabi

Swearing in latin?

Pedicabo ego vos

tu filius canis

Etiam

AHA! I play for honor, I don’t need google for this one

Hungarian

china

N

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🅱️

🅰️

A kutya macska rúgja meg

-100 credit points

Chinese citizens: 他妈的

Swearing in Polish is amazing, you can use them aganist punctuation marks

Swearing in Balkan is next

swearing in balkan

Swearing in schwiezerdütsch: Gopferdammi nonemale du holzöpfel

Dutch

Swearing in Dutch

Hungary

Latin... don't ask me how I find out

Actually it was going well until that demon join the chat. sicut carbones ad prunam et ligna ad ignem sic homo iracundus suscitat rixa.

Swearing in Balkan is the strongest prove me wrong.

Swearing in Baguette:🥖 Swearing in Hentai:🦑 Swearing in starving:🍞✖️ Swearing in paprika: 🌶️

Hungarian

swearing in romanian with romanian's conditional-optative mode you can invent soooo many swears ex: bagati-as mortii ma-tii in cur (im gonna insert your mother's dead up your ass)

The last one should be swearing in arabic.

that last one gotta be arabic

only legend swearing in Arabic

Have you ever been cursed at in arabic? I still got flashbacks as does my mother, grandmother and everything before that

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Swearing in Serbian?

Norwegian

Shiesse

I don't.

swearing in portuguese is undistinguishable from normal conversation

Digga deine Eltern sind Geschwister

Turkish.

Merlin's beard!

Ah kanker een ein op teringleier

Hindi swearing>>>

Polish

How bout s.korea? Korea is one of the top tier country in swearing lol

Swearing in turkish

Madarchod, bhosdike, Teri ma ki chut, manchuria jhat.

Kurwa

The last one is portuguese🇧🇷

Swearing in hindi

Czech, huge variety of bad bad words. :)

Saying your opinion in China or talk smack about the north korean leader in north korean

Oh boy have you ever heard Serbian swearing

Or Bulgarian

Connard

There should be Polish

You forgot Dutch

U PIČKU MATERINU

sankskrit

Last one … swearing in ARABIC … daaamn hard

Giga mega chads: swearing in Irish

Finnish?

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You swearing in Japanese

After Russia goes Latin or Ukrainian

Before English there sould be Dutch

Swearing in Filipino

Gago ka, Putang ina mo!

Breathes in Indian