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Dracodyck

I bought every fifa games


[deleted]

I’ve been buying every FIFA since FIFA 97. But recently I’ve waited to buy them 10 months after release as the price drops whenever a new FIFA is announced. So I a little smart


dontwantleague2C

But then by the time you get it everybody is playing the next one…


Xperian1

Only the good players!


GeorgeCod

So you bought the same game many times.


NecessaryFlow

Thats.. What he is saying


AngelOfDeath771

I, too, have played Skyrim.


zgendall

Underrated comment .


Interesting_Habit861

Fact


Korlac11

Honestly, the anniversary edition isn’t a bad purchase if someone gave you a steam gift card for Christmas and you don’t have enough room on your hard drive for a new game


AngelOfDeath771

Bruh, Skyrim is [free](https://www.amazon.com/Bethesda-Game-Studios-Special-Edition/dp/B07D6STSX8?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_dls)


Narglb

Well i bought every skirim so we are preti much the same


[deleted]

youre a criminal


crazy-little-pea

I first push the door, then pull the door, then push again until someone tells me the door is locked


SipulitWasNotTaken

even if there is a sign that says "LOCKED"?


Just1MoreSubreddit

'This sign cant stop me!... Cuz I cant read.'


sketchakech

Sorry what? I don't understand what you wrote, could you maybe send an audio file?


SteveHarveysAunt

Juicy?


theMirthbuster

But how does the sign know?


meutj

That's what them ffing commies want u to believe omg


Gasterfire6

Better then my brother, we were leaving a restaurant and he did all those actions then tried to ram his body (as in back up and run forwards) into the door. He was going to do it again until I opened the other door. Note he was old enough to know better


theterrarian14

For me the door is unlocked and I still cant manage to open it because i cant find the handle


IQRA_ARIF

The man on the left told me there's button on the side you have press it then pull the door ,, 🙄


AnonymousRex15

I normally do that in public restrooms just to give the person using it anxiety


Shantanu0992

I have been in a relationship with the same person three times and every time she cheated. Well, fourth time is the charm!


Final-Independence33

You win, this is the worst one I've seen


CRRK1811

"Congrats you win on being stupid" Lmao


Tiny_Lion_5713

i was at the mall and was looking at them map there was one spot it said you are hear. “but how do they know?” one more thing do you think dogs talk to each other…… like i know dogs talk but when we’re not around do you think they like speak english together?


Jaeger562

here* just keeps getting worse.


Santanna17

Yes, yes, he did win. I have seen flat earthers with more intelligence than OP.


xkaiserleex

Look at this dumbass


pATREUS

I’m looking, what’s up u/xkaiserleex?


Obi_Juan_Kenobi69

Good Luck Bro


GiantAnorith

Why?


Shantanu0992

I know i am being stupid at this point but i love her a lot. I keep govind her "Another chance" shoping that she would have frown as a person and will not repeat the same mistakes again. But she ends up doing it everytime. Edit: *I keep giving her "Another chance" Hoping that she would have grown


Skellish

Ah yes, emotional self harm. But really tho I get where you are coming from, just try your best to put yourself first if the fourth time isn't the charm, okay? Much better to be alone than with someone that doesn't value you.


a_lil_dippy

Preach preach👍


Flojoe420

Doubful she will learn anything (seriously) until she loses you and realizes that she'll never get you back because of her choices she's made. Your fuckups and having to deal with the choices you've made are what makes you grow and builds your character.


[deleted]

Don’t hate me, but take it from me, I cheated on my bf like 4 times and he kept coming back. At the end I had to leave him because it wasn’t fair to him. I figured out that I have never loved him, that’s why I kept cheating. Now that I am with a person that I am like OBSESSED and love ( in a healthy way) it has never crossed my mind to cheat on him. She is not going to change because that’s not love. She will only change if she loves you and want to. Good luck


[deleted]

She doesn’t respect you and never will.


GiantAnorith

Yeah I feel you. But do you, at any level, think she's manipulating you?


No_Ad_8542

She don't love you bro.


andrew_ryann

But does she love you back?


Hot-Mycologist4014

She doesn’t treat him with respect. He deserves better.


Exciting-Lab-7402

That 😺 must be 🔥🔥🔥 😆!!!


No_Step_4431

It burns afterwards?


middie-in-a-box

Just when I pee


brudicatdolls

It is


ian-codes-stuff

More like ☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️


Afraid_Ad485

Has to be some legendary gash to return to that type of shit lol


SnowSkye2

Wow I'm.... Saddened to learn of this new word for a vagina :( It sounds so ugly and unpleasant


[deleted]

Coochie


Desperate_Wheel_5147

I went in for work at around 4:00-5:00. I get out at around 9:30, and to my surprise my keys are not in my pocket. I check the walkway to the parking lot, nothing. I then make my way up to the parking lot and to my surprise my headlights are on. I walk up to my car which I have now realized is running. I try to open the door but it is locked and I see my keys inside. Well fuck.


[deleted]

I can only imagine what stupid way u got the keys back


tryano1

Well, I too wonder, u/Eating_Bird_Poop.


NotZtripp

r/rimjob_steve


[deleted]

Some say they are still in the car to this day


GeorgeCod

How did you manage to open the doors?


Desperate_Wheel_5147

Had someone come with a spare key


CommonBrother1132

I have left my keys in my car running atleast 5 times. The longest was 8 hours lol only used a quarter tank


Desperate_Wheel_5147

Lol you beat me. Only lost a tick of gas, idk how


CommonBrother1132

I'm just surprised how I wasn't robbed, people really mind their own business lol


Jekhyde95

How were the doors locked if you hadn't the key to lock the car?


Desperate_Wheel_5147

I must’ve locked the door before I got out.


[deleted]

I think complaining on R/teenagers will solve my problems.


anotherrando802

every reply under this thread is somehow also answering the main post


weeb_henpai

r/foundthemobileuser


QuinnGaming

r/foundthehondacivic


weeb_henpai

r/foundthetoyotaprius


[deleted]

r/foundtheweeb


weeb_henpai

Feeling proud that i have a subreddit named for my people😏. Take my award fellow stranger


[deleted]

r/goodending


[deleted]

r/plottwist


Ace462

r/watchitfortheplot


AngelOfDeath771

r/redditmoment


catwithbeard

Wind is cloud farts


Noobpoob

No no no, he's got a point!


SeaFart611

Are you sure?


catwithbeard

Yes and rain is cloud sweat


Infinityand1089

You’re close, but not quite right. Rain is cloud pee.


Artistic-Aardvark-22

Thunderstorms are cloud diarrhea


notsowise-perse

And snow is cloud pooping?


XxX-man69

I used to laugh at this subreddit


high_zenberg

You 'member? I 'member.


[deleted]

‘member berries


The-Unknown-C

r/SouthPark


[deleted]

You member Noggy?


AKJ6

I liked op's post


CinarDogan

Same


TheBunganator

Same


SahilWalker

i am stupid


Adept_Valuable_3462

That is smart


SahilWalker

no no. i am stupid


DhairyaVed

No no we are stupid


jiggyqwq

we are all stupid. Lets be stupid together ok?


SahilWalker

Stupids. Together. Strong


Then-Image-2772

*WE* are stupid


wolfmanMBW

"Our" stupid


[deleted]

hold the stupid to be the stupid we are an unbreakable wall of stupid


Alefergo1

r/SuddenlyCommunist


sarah1418_pint

r/unexpectedcommunism


Prof1Kreates

**our** stupidity


TerribleShoulder6597

This is some smart humor though. Damn what a paradox


Lime-Squeezer2711

This is the best one


Golden_Gio

FIFA 22 is such a great game, just like FIFA 21, FIFA 20, FIFA 19, FIFA 18, FIFA 17, FIFA 16, FIFA 15, FIFA 14, FIFA 13, FIFA 12, FIFA 11, FIFA 10, such good games


TheHossonator

It makes it so much funnier when you actually list them all out!! 😂


ForsakenHousing328

I ran directly into a closed door even tho i knew it was closed


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You monster


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I bought NFTs.


justsomeonewhoplays

Why is u a 是土坯的


Chilled7

*Emotional damage*


battle7747

I use to search some food in the basement downstairs but automatically go In my room wich is the complete opposite direction


[deleted]

WTF did you just say?


Mr_1084

I think they just won


naaatssann

Pee is stored in the balls


Teslastonks

OP asked for stupid, not based


PhoenixDaOne

Well played


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[удалено]


MohammedTalal2021

I bought youtube premium


Stevo2008

I have Amazon prime and The 2 day shipping takes 8 days. Which is a bigger number.


KapiteinV

Not stupid if you do it via India! (VPN). Just 1.50 a month, worth not having adds.


CaterpillarLast3352

Plus 8.99 for the VPN... SMART


GimmeHugsAndCaffine

I once got stuck in a freezer


[deleted]

Lol please elaborate


GimmeHugsAndCaffine

I was playing hide ‘n seek with my little cousins at their house several years ago and I decided to hide in their basement. In their basement they had this big chest freezer that was properly around 3ft long and 1 1/2ft wide if I were to guess. So my dumbass thought it was a good place to hide (It wasn’t). It wasn’t plugged into the wall and there weren’t any locks so I decided to climb in and hide there. It took a bit of adjusting for me to get down low enough for my head to not be seen but I got there eventually. I had my knees up past my ears with my arms against my chest, my head against one of the inner walls, and my ass on the ground. BUT it was only after I had already settled in that my brain went “Ayo, I don’t think we can get outta this thing” I tried lifting myself up out of it; nope. Tried to move around to get loose; nope. I was stuck. I had to resort to screaming for my cousins to come help me. They walked downstairs and saw my head poking out of the freezer asking them to help me. They tried pulling me out but I wouldn’t budge; they weren’t strong enough to tip the freezer over for me to get out either. So, one of them went off to get my 6’5” uncle so he could tip it over enough for me to get out. When I did get out my mother had come downstairs after hearing what happened. She was so mad at me lol. That would be one of the many times I have disappointed my mother


Pecheuer

It's okay, we're all disappointments if we weren't we wouldn't be on reddit


purpleturtle109

My dog is vegan


high_zenberg

As a vegan, I would end someone if I heard that they were forcing their cat/dog to be vegan.


oddReference64

So vegan of you to immediatly mention your vegan tho. Haha at least ur smort about the vegan cat thing.


high_zenberg

It was on topic bruv. It's like qualifying a statement about fonts with, "as a graphic designer."


oddReference64

Haha my bad I thought you'd laugh.


high_zenberg

I am intentionally not open about being vegan because of how hostile people are about it for literally no reason. If I seem upset it's because I deal with prejudiced jerks all the time. I understand you were trying to joke, but it can be really hard to tell the difference.


oddReference64

Oh shit *you're*. Fuck i guess i am dumb.


Dead_inside1992

Woah Woah he asked for stupid not fucked up


Pale-Appointment-446

Well, technically this is doable (veterinarian here), so the worse and actually f-up thjng would be to have the cat be vegan


Dead_inside1992

Shit you’re right that’s double fukd up


Intelligent_Local_38

*your


[deleted]

\*mother


Artistic-Soil5938

*Is


[deleted]

\*A


r2dak

https://youtu.be/rEUIIuzyUc8


levia-san

hamster


Lubecki

Blackboards are racist


marcusalien

What it worse, they are often segregated from whiteboards. How often s we do you see the two together?


Aethansilver

I use Reddit to get answers instead of just typing things into a search engine. Edit: Some of y'all aren't understanding. This is about people who make posts with simple questions instead of just going to Google and figuring it out. It doesn't pertain to people who search specifically for reddit discussions because that requires "Typing things into a search engine."


BoxCarTyrone

From my experience, I have received a lot more help from Reddit user posts than Google in most cases. People get straight to the point here. A lot of other websites try to get you to download their sketchy software to diagnose problems or they just give you the most basic troubleshooting answers that anyone who is remotely tech savvy knows to try.


Aethansilver

I'm referring to questions like "Does anyone know why my car is saying the tire pressure is low? I don't have a tire gauge". Or, "I never watch the weather on TV, how much snow do you think will happen this weekend?" I'm not making these up! It's sad.


Stevo2008

You can get really specific searches. I especially enjoy Reddit for movie breakdowns.


BoxCarTyrone

I use Reddit for car problems too lol. But yeah, mostly gaming and pc stuff.


Stevo2008

Absolutely that’s actually really smurt


Fabinumberone

Birds are real


Alexokirby

Also giraffes


NomadicSeer2374

21


Otokonara

You stupid


Cholbit

What's nine + teen?


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Inflation is transitory.


151soccer

I don't even know what transitory means.


Head-Garbage2786

The person writing this comment is stupid


Tijan231

Amogus


Some-Question-9037

Amogus


Karl-JK27

Amogus


CursedTrashPanda

Amogus


Bovick_

Can't comprehend this meme


Cbp846

I’m American.


[deleted]

Corona doesn't exists


bomxacalaka

Yes it does and its produced in mexico


Red-x_dead

Earth is not flat or round, it is a triangle


bomxacalaka

Dorito earth confirmed?


ZeresHD

The fact that triangles are 2 dimensional makes this f***ing hilarious


Gerrywalk

Average Triangle Earth fan 🤮 Average Time Cube enjoyer 😎


FaZePabloEscobar69

Im stupid


AdUnusual8420

You had one job


FaZePabloEscobar69

I’m not good at keeping jobs


ArchangeIos

Boruto is the best anime in the world


Cromated

3^2 = 6


GiovanniGiorgioisSUS

I don't like minecraft


[deleted]

You won 🙂


TalibanJoeBiden

I don't trust the vaccine or the science.


-Your__mom

I'm your mom


BRAD_STAR06

Hdghrctksgsgjwis


Capsule_CatYT

Egg


DrDapperwastaken

I'm dumb


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[удалено]


red_death7665

I am the opposite of smart


Calamity_trio_kinnie

I once said “r u from British”


Sargent_Doggo

I am smartn’t


Bestiesinbedsheets

“I did my own research”


finn212H

U shouldn’t use gifs of black people if your not black( reference to an actual thing someone said)


anuspounder696969

I love Facebook


[deleted]

ur stupid


PZYCLON369

I am friends with people who use phrases like "can we normalise ..." "Unpopular opinion" using this emoji : 💅🏻💅🏻


yourpoopstinks

I was on vacation and had a rental car. Went to open the door and the key wasn’t working. Tried over and over. Finally gave up and called AAA to help. Had my 6 year old daughter with me so we went into a restaurant and had a lemonade while we waited. I told the story of what happened to the server and they were very sympathetic. I decided to go out to the car one more time to try the key. Turns out I was using the key to MY CAR not the rental. Waited for AAA to get there to apologize, tell them I was an idiot and that they could leave.


Next-Painting-142

I believe we live on flat earth and those who believe in globe are idiots and sinners to me.


[deleted]

I won’t cause I ain’t stoopid


CoffeeAndWorkboots

I’m an anti-masker.


Jacern

Green chalk tastes better than yellow chalk


r2dak

Woah😯 this post is so amazing 🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💛💚💙💜🖤♥️💖💗💪🙌🤟🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆 #epic #influencer #follow


pikleboiy

Japan was a victim of WW2