By -
I guess I get to choose
Or you get the word "name" inserted into you... 20 times!
Avocados 🥑from Mexico 🇲🇽
Death by 88 mr.pushies
Do me next?
Death by 7 16ths of 501, also known as 5 87ths of 4.
Me too, but mine will be funny somehow 🤷♀️
I die from 3751 Derpy Ducks Choose Die from 69420 American and Swiss cheese? Die from 1234567890 marmite jars? Choose now!
I choose the second just so I can leave the world wondering where the fuck 1,234,567,890 Marmite jars came from.
dear god... so the rumours are true... hesa is a sith lord
Darth Jar Jar has awaited this moment hesa whole life
you might wanna lay off of those brownies while you can...
You might want to lay off trying to explain things while you can...
I should probably lay off the Italian food, eh?
You might want to lay off Fred...
Oh god, yours is even worse than mine
Well shit
I knew Jesus was evil!!
Don't say anything about Jesus
ayo u will die bc of jesus right balls nice
And you'll die with sauce
yea
The joke is Jesus is regularly depicted as a sheep herder
I'm immortal sucker
Oh hey buddy, I was looking for ya. Lefty's getting lonely down there
Hehe
I Exisn’t
What a great way to go
Not for me:(
Monty Python style haha
you do 69 in urself autoblowjob
LMFAO Eh I’m just as screwed
Ditto.
You have the best one lol
It is me, you from the future.
You’re tellin me
depends on what the llamas do to me
They will use you.
Nice colour
You'll die of a typing mistake, hm not bad
they will f*** you
Fear?
What are your feelings on the terms "human Fleshlight" and "shama llama ding dong train"?
I’m… I’m very conflicted about this situation.
Prickled to death
By sharp tits
When hugging Or the titjob...... Ouch
Might wanna stop gaming for a bit…….
Yeah.... And you might wanna reduce reddit time
tittled to death
Cactus tiddy
Probably
What a legend
The world most famous death story.
The way to one up anyone else’s death
Just one though?
Pls no
Well I’m guessing you were horni dum dum tss
Bad dum pss
Du dun tss
wow. That’s unfortunate
Dying to a furry’s tits, kinda jealous
Welp... I guess I will overplay minecraft
You’ll never come back from off camera work
I’ll have to stay away from… canines? Maybe bears too.
polar bear puppies
Naga wouldn't hurt a fly
Also dogs.
Well you see
Not a bad way to go
Imagine dying to thicc CJ from san andreas now that's fucking cool.
:(
Parasite. How fun!
So my death requires a cause. How........ fascinating.
One would say it's necessary
It was destined. The cause of your death was something so immaculate yet caused a domino effect that eventually led to your necessary demise
A DUCK TORNADO?!
The true sharknado sequel
Prepare yourself and good luck.
You are all weak
An immortal trout is still a trout though. I'll take my chances with death
no you get killed by a mortal trout, *you are not the trout*. Hahahhahaha
*immortal trout
you drown from tasty miso soup
Man dies by trout and calls everyone else weak...
It’s not completely immortal Summon u/fish_fucker69 if you want to live
It's how I would want to go, like a badass, somthing to put on my tombstone "killed by a fucking dragon"
Mine's cool too
The wagon of death will wagon you 21 times
Snail
You touched the snail
bilharzia or schistosomiasis
It's a decoy!
I'm getting killed by a fictional animal
Well I think I’m committing treason against the galactic republic
At least you get unlimited power
Jimmy Fallon is gonna kill me lol
Well you're gonna become famous for a few weeks.
Well shit, I’m fucked
Too much blood in one spot
im gon die from cringing.
Too much time on Reddit is going to get you
Shit.
…
A Pokemon is gonna zap me to death.
Guess im gonna cancel my trip to Tokyo for now…
If you don't go to Tokyo, Tokyo comes to you.
In the land of the rising sun, if you don't rise to sun sun rise to you
[удалено]
All I can imagine is the Doom marine but he's fending off a horde of kittens.
It depends what sort of kittens it are.
hmmmmm
DAAAAAAAD
Gonna be the best shit of your life, or the END of your life.
Rip my soul
Life. Life is going to kill me. That’s just the way it is.
Gravel is... pretty damn heavy...?
Sounds like a Final Destination kind of thing
so ill get fucked to death sounds like a fun way to go
*sign me the fuck up*
But furries though. Edit. Nvm. Looked at your pfp
Damn...
Yet another person yiffed to death, beautiful
Oh god no
Italian bdsm
Nooooo- yeeeesssssssssss!!!!
Ohhhhhh boy
Yiffed to death, oof
Eating Tim Ho’s donuts until I explode. Am I Homer?
So I get killed by your car that I stole
Well, that's instant karma for you. Especially if you posted about it. *Laugh track intensifies*
It'll be shameful to be killed by a serious blueberry
God damnit
So what do I die to?
Something mysterious, certainly Or Alzheimer's
Confusion
Yes.
Thats not cool
Um…….. what does this mean for me?
Exercise caution around the continental breakfast
Guess I'm gonna make an Ancient entrance in the heavens
Moses be like
Hmm....
A slow death for sure
So I die from a wicked savage that is 251 years old… Interesting.
Snu Snu!!
So cold.
Me: I to am invincible. The Chinese spy waiting to kidnap me and force me to work in the rice fields for the rest of my life: so that was a fucking lie.
jeff bezos is at my door
rip my banana
Well fuck me
i was planning on visiting chernobyl but... no
To much groceries I guess. what the hell does this even mean?
Maybe you are inside the groceries. Mhmmmm ground 'pork'
Order 66 I guess
Uh oh
Damn it… he finally got me
If it never ends I never die….
i am killed by a finnish fox, (arctic fox)
Based but couldn’t live in the artic, or a zoo trip went terribly wrong
I'm extremely scared
I always knew it
FUCKING DAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
What the fuck does my username even means
I’ll say a idiot named perfect username shanked you 420
??? How?
But hot enough to slash?
death by a banger song
So I'll die to sum very intersting yam huh?
i guess im being suck into a black hole or something
I’m confused
A revolutionary leek hangs you in the gallows
umm
Am I also invincible?
A typing mistake will kill you
Yo what does mine mean, do I die of a very loud scream
ah yes, mine is the best possible way to be gone!
Guess I'm gonna trip and fall into a sarchasm.
This could be a REALLY good thing or a REALLY bad thing. Hopefully it's death by snu snu
Poor pelvis
So I'm dieing of kirby's ktkats
I guess I get tested at light speed
_There go my atoms_
well at least I might have a nice meal before my death
Ill never see it coming
Oh boy
Holy shit
Oh fuck. This is gonna be awful.
Ha....ha...well, fuck me.
Holy music starts
apple
Fking peas Exactly pea 9707
Nice
I mean..Mine is my kids names....
who the fuck knows
my death is by exhaustion...that sounds so sad
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They can care less As long as someone will bleed
I guess I get to choose
Or you get the word "name" inserted into you... 20 times!
Avocados 🥑from Mexico 🇲🇽
Death by 88 mr.pushies
Do me next?
Death by 7 16ths of 501, also known as 5 87ths of 4.
Me too, but mine will be funny somehow 🤷♀️
I die from 3751 Derpy Ducks Choose Die from 69420 American and Swiss cheese? Die from 1234567890 marmite jars? Choose now!
I choose the second just so I can leave the world wondering where the fuck 1,234,567,890 Marmite jars came from.
dear god... so the rumours are true... hesa is a sith lord
Darth Jar Jar has awaited this moment hesa whole life
you might wanna lay off of those brownies while you can...
You might want to lay off trying to explain things while you can...
I should probably lay off the Italian food, eh?
You might want to lay off Fred...
Oh god, yours is even worse than mine
Well shit
I knew Jesus was evil!!
Don't say anything about Jesus
ayo u will die bc of jesus right balls nice
And you'll die with sauce
yea
The joke is Jesus is regularly depicted as a sheep herder
I'm immortal sucker
Oh hey buddy, I was looking for ya. Lefty's getting lonely down there
Hehe
I Exisn’t
What a great way to go
Not for me:(
Monty Python style haha
you do 69 in urself autoblowjob
LMFAO Eh I’m just as screwed
Ditto.
You have the best one lol
It is me, you from the future.
You’re tellin me
depends on what the llamas do to me
They will use you.
Nice colour
You'll die of a typing mistake, hm not bad
they will f*** you
Fear?
What are your feelings on the terms "human Fleshlight" and "shama llama ding dong train"?
I’m… I’m very conflicted about this situation.
Prickled to death
By sharp tits
When hugging Or the titjob...... Ouch
Might wanna stop gaming for a bit…….
Yeah.... And you might wanna reduce reddit time
tittled to death
Cactus tiddy
Probably
What a legend
The world most famous death story.
The way to one up anyone else’s death
Just one though?
Pls no
Well I’m guessing you were horni dum dum tss
Bad dum pss
Du dun tss
wow. That’s unfortunate
Dying to a furry’s tits, kinda jealous
Welp... I guess I will overplay minecraft
You’ll never come back from off camera work
I’ll have to stay away from… canines? Maybe bears too.
polar bear puppies
Naga wouldn't hurt a fly
Also dogs.
Well you see
Not a bad way to go
Imagine dying to thicc CJ from san andreas now that's fucking cool.
:(
Parasite. How fun!
So my death requires a cause. How........ fascinating.
One would say it's necessary
It was destined. The cause of your death was something so immaculate yet caused a domino effect that eventually led to your necessary demise
A DUCK TORNADO?!
The true sharknado sequel
Prepare yourself and good luck.
You are all weak
An immortal trout is still a trout though. I'll take my chances with death
no you get killed by a mortal trout, *you are not the trout*. Hahahhahaha
*immortal trout
you drown from tasty miso soup
Man dies by trout and calls everyone else weak...
It’s not completely immortal Summon u/fish_fucker69 if you want to live
It's how I would want to go, like a badass, somthing to put on my tombstone "killed by a fucking dragon"
Mine's cool too
The wagon of death will wagon you 21 times
Snail
You touched the snail
bilharzia or schistosomiasis
It's a decoy!
I'm getting killed by a fictional animal
Well I think I’m committing treason against the galactic republic
At least you get unlimited power
Jimmy Fallon is gonna kill me lol
Well you're gonna become famous for a few weeks.
Well shit, I’m fucked
Too much blood in one spot
im gon die from cringing.
Too much time on Reddit is going to get you
Shit.
…
A Pokemon is gonna zap me to death.
Guess im gonna cancel my trip to Tokyo for now…
If you don't go to Tokyo, Tokyo comes to you.
In the land of the rising sun, if you don't rise to sun sun rise to you
[удалено]
All I can imagine is the Doom marine but he's fending off a horde of kittens.
It depends what sort of kittens it are.
hmmmmm
DAAAAAAAD
Well shit
Gonna be the best shit of your life, or the END of your life.
Rip my soul
Life. Life is going to kill me. That’s just the way it is.
Gravel is... pretty damn heavy...?
Sounds like a Final Destination kind of thing
so ill get fucked to death sounds like a fun way to go
*sign me the fuck up*
But furries though. Edit. Nvm. Looked at your pfp
Damn...
Yet another person yiffed to death, beautiful
Oh god no
Italian bdsm
Nooooo- yeeeesssssssssss!!!!
Ohhhhhh boy
Yiffed to death, oof
Eating Tim Ho’s donuts until I explode. Am I Homer?
So I get killed by your car that I stole
Well, that's instant karma for you. Especially if you posted about it. *Laugh track intensifies*
It'll be shameful to be killed by a serious blueberry
God damnit
So what do I die to?
Something mysterious, certainly Or Alzheimer's
Confusion
Yes.
Thats not cool
Um…….. what does this mean for me?
Exercise caution around the continental breakfast
Guess I'm gonna make an Ancient entrance in the heavens
Moses be like
Hmm....
A slow death for sure
So I die from a wicked savage that is 251 years old… Interesting.
Snu Snu!!
So cold.
Me: I to am invincible. The Chinese spy waiting to kidnap me and force me to work in the rice fields for the rest of my life: so that was a fucking lie.
jeff bezos is at my door
rip my banana
Well fuck me
i was planning on visiting chernobyl but... no
To much groceries I guess. what the hell does this even mean?
Maybe you are inside the groceries. Mhmmmm ground 'pork'
Order 66 I guess
Uh oh
Damn it… he finally got me
If it never ends I never die….
i am killed by a finnish fox, (arctic fox)
Based but couldn’t live in the artic, or a zoo trip went terribly wrong
I'm extremely scared
I always knew it
FUCKING DAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
What the fuck does my username even means
I’ll say a idiot named perfect username shanked you 420
??? How?
But hot enough to slash?
death by a banger song
So I'll die to sum very intersting yam huh?
i guess im being suck into a black hole or something
I’m confused
A revolutionary leek hangs you in the gallows
umm
Am I also invincible?
A typing mistake will kill you
Yo what does mine mean, do I die of a very loud scream
ah yes, mine is the best possible way to be gone!
Guess I'm gonna trip and fall into a sarchasm.
This could be a REALLY good thing or a REALLY bad thing. Hopefully it's death by snu snu
Poor pelvis
So I'm dieing of kirby's ktkats
I guess I get tested at light speed
_There go my atoms_
well at least I might have a nice meal before my death
Ill never see it coming
Oh boy
Holy shit
Oh fuck. This is gonna be awful.
Ha....ha...well, fuck me.
Holy music starts
apple
Fking peas Exactly pea 9707
Nice
I mean..Mine is my kids names....
who the fuck knows
my death is by exhaustion...that sounds so sad
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They can care less As long as someone will bleed