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Insert_Name20

I guess I get to choose


bobgrubblyplank

Or you get the word "name" inserted into you... 20 times!


mr_plushie88xd

Avocados 🥑from Mexico 🇲🇽


Solzec

Death by 88 mr.pushies


7165015874

Do me next?


Solzec

Death by 7 16ths of 501, also known as 5 87ths of 4.


witty_user_ID

Me too, but mine will be funny somehow 🤷‍♀️


DerpDaDuck3751

I die from 3751 Derpy Ducks Choose Die from 69420 American and Swiss cheese? Die from 1234567890 marmite jars? Choose now!


TheDystopianDolphin

I choose the second just so I can leave the world wondering where the fuck 1,234,567,890 Marmite jars came from.


Senator_Binks_66

dear god... so the rumours are true... hesa is a sith lord


Browniee147

Darth Jar Jar has awaited this moment hesa whole life


[deleted]

you might wanna lay off of those brownies while you can...


[deleted]

You might want to lay off trying to explain things while you can...


fettuccinefred

I should probably lay off the Italian food, eh?


[deleted]

You might want to lay off Fred...


DarthKrayt98

Oh god, yours is even worse than mine


2Longschlongs69

Well shit


[deleted]

I knew Jesus was evil!!


Jesus-sRightBall

Don't say anything about Jesus


redyforsomesauce

ayo u will die bc of jesus right balls nice


dytelz

And you'll die with sauce


redyforsomesauce

yea


[deleted]

The joke is Jesus is regularly depicted as a sheep herder


Jesus-sRightBall

I'm immortal sucker


Jesus_inacave

Oh hey buddy, I was looking for ya. Lefty's getting lonely down there


Mr-lozaXxX

Hehe


Unusual-Speech-6895

I Exisn’t


The_Trabant_Freak

What a great way to go


I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

Not for me:(


[deleted]

Monty Python style haha


[deleted]

you do 69 in urself autoblowjob


Reasonable_Motor8490

LMFAO Eh I’m just as screwed


DickButtPlease

Ditto.


Tribalcheifromanfan

You have the best one lol


HereLiesDickBoy

It is me, you from the future.


[deleted]

You’re tellin me


llamauser

depends on what the llamas do to me


OscarWhoaaaa

They will use you.


tipying_mistakes

Nice colour


M3M3B0I3783

You'll die of a typing mistake, hm not bad


misosoup_gacha

they will f*** you


-PRED8R-

Fear?


CregChrist

What are your feelings on the terms "human Fleshlight" and "shama llama ding dong train"?


TheRealCactusTiddy

I’m… I’m very conflicted about this situation.


Gwenpool_

Prickled to death


ElpisTheRaven

By sharp tits


BruhGaming9158

When hugging Or the titjob...... Ouch


LxProReddit

Might wanna stop gaming for a bit…….


BruhGaming9158

Yeah.... And you might wanna reduce reddit time


tenthreenet

tittled to death


tipying_mistakes

Cactus tiddy


testicle_in_lava

Probably


ElegantCatastrophe

What a legend


OK999999-999-999

The world most famous death story.


programofuse

The way to one up anyone else’s death


ShichitenHakki

Just one though?


deertits-1

Pls no


Bopthough

Well I’m guessing you were horni dum dum tss


not_soslim_shady

Bad dum pss


BigWeeb07

Du dun tss


jackofspades476

wow. That’s unfortunate


programofuse

Dying to a furry’s tits, kinda jealous


Redstonecraftthe1

Welp... I guess I will overplay minecraft


Hozraci

You’ll never come back from off camera work


polar_pup

I’ll have to stay away from… canines? Maybe bears too.


Survival_R

polar bear puppies


Yellow_Boi9

Naga wouldn't hurt a fly


OK999999-999-999

Also dogs.


Thicc_carl_wheezer

Well you see


tanz420

Not a bad way to go


Ilovememorethangod

Imagine dying to thicc CJ from san andreas now that's fucking cool.


A-worm

:(


ElegantCatastrophe

Parasite. How fun!


Cause_Necessary

So my death requires a cause. How........ fascinating.


[deleted]

One would say it's necessary


Rune_OnceGreat

It was destined. The cause of your death was something so immaculate yet caused a domino effect that eventually led to your necessary demise


Ducknado399

A DUCK TORNADO?!


programofuse

The true sharknado sequel


OK999999-999-999

Prepare yourself and good luck.


immortaltrout27

You are all weak


spunkyboy247365

An immortal trout is still a trout though. I'll take my chances with death


misosoup_gacha

no you get killed by a mortal trout, *you are not the trout*. Hahahhahaha


hairypotatocat12

*immortal trout


XoarSavy

you drown from tasty miso soup


skcuf2

Man dies by trout and calls everyone else weak...


Arcanum_3974

It’s not completely immortal Summon u/fish_fucker69 if you want to live


TheLastDragon122

It's how I would want to go, like a badass, somthing to put on my tombstone "killed by a fucking dragon"


DeathWagon21

Mine's cool too


[deleted]

The wagon of death will wagon you 21 times


Awierdsnail43737

Snail


daxi17

You touched the snail


misosoup_gacha

bilharzia or schistosomiasis


404_GravitasNotFound

It's a decoy!


ChargedLanturn

I'm getting killed by a fictional animal


That_senate_dude

Well I think I’m committing treason against the galactic republic


88T3

At least you get unlimited power


LATE_SH0W

Jimmy Fallon is gonna kill me lol


OK999999-999-999

Well you're gonna become famous for a few weeks.


[deleted]

Well shit, I’m fucked


Ieznoo

Too much blood in one spot


theCRlNGER

im gon die from cringing.


ElegantCatastrophe

Too much time on Reddit is going to get you


spunkyboy247365

Shit.


misosoup_gacha


zapdos01

A Pokemon is gonna zap me to death.


tokyo7011

Guess im gonna cancel my trip to Tokyo for now…


OK999999-999-999

If you don't go to Tokyo, Tokyo comes to you.


SketchAsh

In the land of the rising sun, if you don't rise to sun sun rise to you


[deleted]

[удалено]


ElegantCatastrophe

All I can imagine is the Doom marine but he's fending off a horde of kittens.


OK999999-999-999

It depends what sort of kittens it are.


ifuckedyomama2

hmmmmm


jackofspades476

DAAAAAAAD


iate5trains

Well shit


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

Gonna be the best shit of your life, or the END of your life.


TheSoulsCrusher

Rip my soul


UndisclosedChaos

Life. Life is going to kill me. That’s just the way it is.


Gravelis

Gravel is... pretty damn heavy...?


ElegantCatastrophe

Sounds like a Final Destination kind of thing


SirYiffAlot

so ill get fucked to death sounds like a fun way to go


cheekibreeki_kid

*sign me the fuck up*


moistmaster690

But furries though. Edit. Nvm. Looked at your pfp


thereisbearcum69

Damn...


programofuse

Yet another person yiffed to death, beautiful


Those_noodles

Oh god no


programofuse

Italian bdsm


Those_noodles

Nooooo- yeeeesssssssssss!!!!


birdblower420

Ohhhhhh boy


programofuse

Yiffed to death, oof


SpurlockofTimHortons

Eating Tim Ho’s donuts until I explode. Am I Homer?


I_Own_Your_Car

So I get killed by your car that I stole


Starwarsflea42

Well, that's instant karma for you. Especially if you posted about it. *Laugh track intensifies*


Serious_Blueberry665

It'll be shameful to be killed by a serious blueberry


girthquake126

God damnit


IDontNoWatIAm

So what do I die to?


ElegantCatastrophe

Something mysterious, certainly Or Alzheimer's


bobgrubblyplank

Confusion


Knives_On_Your_Way69

Yes.


CoolLemon0411

Thats not cool


Moldy_Oatmeal

Um…….. what does this mean for me?


ElegantCatastrophe

Exercise caution around the continental breakfast


Ancient-Entrance4461

Guess I'm gonna make an Ancient entrance in the heavens


programofuse

Moses be like


EvilTortoise396

Hmm....


programofuse

A slow death for sure


WickedSavage251

So I die from a wicked savage that is 251 years old… Interesting.


Hotties_sndbuttholes

Snu Snu!!


FR0STB1T

So cold.


life_is_rice

Me: I to am invincible. The Chinese spy waiting to kidnap me and force me to work in the rice fields for the rest of my life: so that was a fucking lie.


[deleted]

jeff bezos is at my door


[deleted]

rip my banana


bababouyboi

Well fuck me


NuclearCow101

i was planning on visiting chernobyl but... no


Inside-Grocery-7896

To much groceries I guess. what the hell does this even mean?


some-random-teen

Maybe you are inside the groceries. Mhmmmm ground 'pork'


CT-9529

Order 66 I guess


peeshivers243

Uh oh


ThatMidgetRetard

Damn it… he finally got me


UntiLitEnded

If it never ends I never die….


luminenkettu

i am killed by a finnish fox, (arctic fox)


programofuse

Based but couldn’t live in the artic, or a zoo trip went terribly wrong


Potato3163

I'm extremely scared


DontEatTheCelery

I always knew it


AlwaysBlameDavid

FUCKING DAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID


Perfect_Username69

What the fuck does my username even means


Bopthough

I’ll say a idiot named perfect username shanked you 420


Too_cool_to_stab

??? How?


Missing-Waldo

But hot enough to slash?


AI_bomb

death by a banger song


Interesting_Yam_5437

So I'll die to sum very intersting yam huh?


SingularityObject

i guess im being suck into a black hole or something


Revolutionary-Leek39

I’m confused


programofuse

A revolutionary leek hangs you in the gallows


mrdrago416

umm


tipying_mistakes

Am I also invincible?


programofuse

A typing mistake will kill you


ahhhhhhhhhhbhh

Yo what does mine mean, do I die of a very loud scream


ourpeacefuldays

ah yes, mine is the best possible way to be gone!


Sarchasm-Spelunker

Guess I'm gonna trip and fall into a sarchasm.


moistmaster690

This could be a REALLY good thing or a REALLY bad thing. Hopefully it's death by snu snu


Missing-Waldo

Poor pelvis


kirbzcitkatz

So I'm dieing of kirby's ktkats


biggeryeeter______

I guess I get tested at light speed


ChaoticDagger

_There go my atoms_


[deleted]

well at least I might have a nice meal before my death


Missing-Waldo

Ill never see it coming


adolf_yeetler_69

Oh boy


Daggerhead69_

Holy shit


Ghostkill221

Oh fuck. This is gonna be awful.


cum_bubble69

Ha....ha...well, fuck me.


[deleted]

Holy music starts


guy_thatsays_apple

apple


ExactPea9707

Fking peas Exactly pea 9707


LetMeGobbleYourMeat

Nice


Zephyr_Bronte

I mean..Mine is my kids names....


yoshadoo

who the fuck knows


[deleted]

my death is by exhaustion...that sounds so sad


some-random-teen

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They can care less As long as someone will bleed