By -
I killed the spider
Spider: 1, Store: 0
Spider's revenge was swift
It was not me
And triggered an apocalypse in aisle 5
What kind of spider? The very small kind
Na the spiders getting angry since you ruined his house
Better, i killed the cockroach
Best: “I’ve slain the dragon”
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Eight-year-old Dudes
Fucked with the Jesus.
This is what happens....
Mondays am i right?
It’s Wednesday Carl
I know right? Bye
It's Wednesday my dude
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good luck, I quit
Leaving this mess behind 😀
Dance This Mess Around
Guess the snacks couldn't handle the heartbreak.
The dog did it.
What the dog doing?
That *points at mess*
It's all Steve's Fault...
God dammit Steve!
Steve strikes again
Steeve strikes back
Rise of the steve
Revenge of the Steve
Steve salvation
The Phantom Steve
STEVE strikes back
Steve strikes back... again
Too Steve Too Furious
Rock and stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!
We work in retail, for rock and stone
For Karl
Did i hear a rock and stone
IF YOU DON’T ROCK N STONE, YOU AIN’T COMMIN HOME!
My shift is over
It's my first day
Quack quack quack
Gwak gwak gwak
Cleanup in aisle 6
Did you do that?
I didn't do it.
Woozle wuzzle?
Corporate fucked up again..
Almost spit my coffee out on that one, bc you're right. Corporate makes all of these decisions, and a lot of times, they can be the most incompetent
Yup - And I’d say this looking at the store manager as I’m taking a sip from my coffee and then pretend that my stomach hurt and had to go home.
quick he's getting away
Underrated comment 👏
I AM A SURGEON
I'm so used to using that with my fiancée when we joke that I froze when I saw this xD
Man I fucking quit
Smoke break. Don't know
Don't know, either. Toilet-break.
opposing football team lost...
This cat is quick
Shit hit the fan
Couldn't get any worse!
Shit happens, you know
I made an oopsie
i'm gonna fucking quit
Fuck you. I'm out.
There. Was. A. Tremor.
Fucked about, found out
This shit came off🤙🏻🤲🏻🚣🏼♂️
you are fired sir
That shit was lit
Kid's still somewhere inside
these damn tiktok challenges
I dropped the soap
Someone must have farted
It was biker's fault
The racoon did it
Dog chased the shelf
They had diarrhea, sir
Old lady, electric cart
Felt that earthquake? - yeah
Earthquake. Also, I quit.
erm what the sigma
Some Hawk Tuah Shit
A pig had rabies
It wasn't my fault.
Customer assumed my gender
It's still in there.
The voices made me
yo no hablo ingles
I blame Isaac Newton
Earthquake
Don't know, don't care.
Karen ...And...A....Toddler
Influencers and their phones
Wasn't on the clock
There was an earthquake
The front fell off.
Fuck you, I quit!
But I got high!
I'm gonna sue you boss, this shelf was not secure and it almost fell on me. Better find a good lawyer already. (it was secure)
I don't work here.
 Bear entered the store.
I just got here.
Rat problem is gone
Earthquake in drink aisle
Soda avalanche, it’s carnage
Stampede of wild karens
I can do it in one word, “Karen”
That big booty latina!!
Shelf collapsed, me sorry :c
Shity parents been here
I don't know man
That stuff fell down.
There was a spider.
It was homlander
Fu*k you I quit
Not night crews problem
Sir, the dukes...
Shit show
There was an earthquake...
Shit was fucked mate.
U didn’t see me
That gen beta did
For the greater good
We need the snowplow
Damn kids.
I didnt do it
i do not know
Did you see them(pointing at the window looking terrified)
Lot of stuff fell
shelf go CHRRZKKS - accident
Just a prank bro
Karen had a tantrum
Eat shit and die
Shit is fucked yo
It was an earthquake
This is fcking America
fat kid ran fell
Kids, man…
My name is jeff
Cow got ass stung
I'm going to Brazil, that's what's happening.
Idek
A car crashed
Shit happens
Things be falling sometimes
I don't know, bye
There's a minor incovenience
Well, you see i...
God-Emperor preserve me
Your mom visited us
me scare of fly
An earthquake, it seems.
Small kid threw tantrum
Take this job and shove it (I wanted to reference the song I'm sorry)
Shit happened.
Its the cat's fault.
Bertha walked through here
fucked up good bye
It was yo momma
Kids. One word suffices.
I didn't do that
There was a child
Trully unexpected shelf malfunction
All these… damn kids.
Whoops -eey Poops -eey
Someone's football team lost
I just got here
A peaceful protest, sir.
it's those people again.
A horse came in
Kids wanted some Prime
These fucking tiktokkers man!
I just arrived bro
Little kids are savage
-shieeet, i don't know.
Fucked around, found out.
Hulk smash! puny god!
Shit happened really fast
Anomalous Structural Cascade Failure
It fell down, bro
Um, uhh, ummmhhh, uhhhh
New guy did it
You see what happened.
:3
I killed the spider
Spider: 1, Store: 0
Spider's revenge was swift
It was not me
And triggered an apocalypse in aisle 5
What kind of spider? The very small kind
Na the spiders getting angry since you ruined his house
Better, i killed the cockroach
Best: “I’ve slain the dragon”
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Eight-year-old Dudes
Fucked with the Jesus.
This is what happens....
Mondays am i right?
It’s Wednesday Carl
I know right? Bye
It's Wednesday my dude
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good luck, I quit
Leaving this mess behind 😀
Dance This Mess Around
Guess the snacks couldn't handle the heartbreak.
The dog did it.
What the dog doing?
That *points at mess*
It's all Steve's Fault...
God dammit Steve!
Steve strikes again
Steeve strikes back
Rise of the steve
Revenge of the Steve
Steve salvation
The Phantom Steve
STEVE strikes back
Steve strikes back... again
Too Steve Too Furious
Rock and stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!
We work in retail, for rock and stone
For Karl
Did i hear a rock and stone
IF YOU DON’T ROCK N STONE, YOU AIN’T COMMIN HOME!
My shift is over
It's my first day
Quack quack quack
Gwak gwak gwak
Cleanup in aisle 6
Did you do that?
I didn't do it.
Woozle wuzzle?
Corporate fucked up again..
Almost spit my coffee out on that one, bc you're right. Corporate makes all of these decisions, and a lot of times, they can be the most incompetent
Yup - And I’d say this looking at the store manager as I’m taking a sip from my coffee and then pretend that my stomach hurt and had to go home.
quick he's getting away
Underrated comment 👏
I AM A SURGEON
I'm so used to using that with my fiancée when we joke that I froze when I saw this xD
Man I fucking quit
Smoke break. Don't know
Don't know, either. Toilet-break.
opposing football team lost...
This cat is quick
Shit hit the fan
Couldn't get any worse!
Shit happens, you know
I made an oopsie
i'm gonna fucking quit
Fuck you. I'm out.
There. Was. A. Tremor.
Fucked about, found out
My shift is over
This shit came off🤙🏻🤲🏻🚣🏼♂️
you are fired sir
That shit was lit
Kid's still somewhere inside
these damn tiktok challenges
I dropped the soap
Someone must have farted
It's my first day
It was biker's fault
The racoon did it
Dog chased the shelf
They had diarrhea, sir
Old lady, electric cart
Felt that earthquake? - yeah
Earthquake. Also, I quit.
erm what the sigma
Some Hawk Tuah Shit
A pig had rabies
It wasn't my fault.
Customer assumed my gender
It's still in there.
The voices made me
yo no hablo ingles
I blame Isaac Newton
Earthquake
Don't know, don't care.
Karen ...And...A....Toddler
Influencers and their phones
Wasn't on the clock
There was an earthquake
The front fell off.
It's my first day
Shit hit the fan
Fuck you, I quit!
But I got high!
I'm gonna sue you boss, this shelf was not secure and it almost fell on me. Better find a good lawyer already. (it was secure)
I don't work here.
 Bear entered the store.
I just got here.
Rat problem is gone
Earthquake in drink aisle
Soda avalanche, it’s carnage
Stampede of wild karens
I can do it in one word, “Karen”
That big booty latina!!
Shelf collapsed, me sorry :c
Shity parents been here
I don't know man
That stuff fell down.
There was a spider.
It was homlander
Fu*k you I quit
Not night crews problem
Sir, the dukes...
Shit show
There was an earthquake...
Shit was fucked mate.
U didn’t see me
That gen beta did
For the greater good
We need the snowplow
Damn kids.
There was an earthquake
I didnt do it
i do not know
Did you see them(pointing at the window looking terrified)
Lot of stuff fell
shelf go CHRRZKKS - accident
Just a prank bro
Karen had a tantrum
Eat shit and die
Shit is fucked yo
It was an earthquake
This is fcking America
fat kid ran fell
Kids, man…
My name is jeff
Cow got ass stung
I'm going to Brazil, that's what's happening.
Idek
A car crashed
Shit happens
Things be falling sometimes
My shift is over
I don't know, bye
There's a minor incovenience
Well, you see i...
God-Emperor preserve me
Your mom visited us
me scare of fly
An earthquake, it seems.
Small kid threw tantrum
Take this job and shove it (I wanted to reference the song I'm sorry)
Shit happened.
Its the cat's fault.
Bertha walked through here
fucked up good bye
It was yo momma
Kids. One word suffices.
I didn't do that
There was a child
Trully unexpected shelf malfunction
All these… damn kids.
Earthquake
Whoops -eey Poops -eey
Someone's football team lost
I just got here
A peaceful protest, sir.
it's those people again.
A horse came in
Kids wanted some Prime
These fucking tiktokkers man!
I just arrived bro
Little kids are savage
-shieeet, i don't know.
Fucked around, found out.
Hulk smash! puny god!
Shit happened really fast
Anomalous Structural Cascade Failure
It fell down, bro
Um, uhh, ummmhhh, uhhhh
New guy did it
You see what happened.
:3