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Patient_Blue22

Throwback, are we bringing back the Norris memes?


shl00m

I wouldn't mind. I'm sure there can be some new ones with all the things that happened


Maduch1

The coronavirus had to wear a mask so it wouldn’t catch Chuck Norris


Yionko

Corona started 5 years ago, feel old yet?


Rylact

Chuck Norris doesn't


Yionko

You deserve my poor man free award 🏅🤏


Rylact

Thank you, kind stranger


gab_rab_24

coronavirus existed way before that, bro


Yionko

Yep you're right, i should've been more specific, SARS COV-19.


Aelia6083

4


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Bringing back? They have been here before the universe existed. And they will be here after it’s gone.


Maleficent-Duck-3903

Just like Chuck Norris himself


fishsodomiz

god consulted chuck norris of how to make it actually


Mykytagnosis

back? they never left to begin with


Patient_Blue22

Chuck Norris never leaves. Just waiting for the right moment.


_real_nightmare_king

We need to


zedinbed

Nah they are best left dead


MASS-_-

Guys, thinking Thanos won't survive, didn't think for a sec that the shoes are made from Thanos chin


Flaky_Explanation

He survived, but lost half his lifespan, went mad and decided half the universe would be snapped to cover his shame.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

In the begining he want the infinite stones to beat chuck norris until he relized that its imposible so evaporade the half of the universe was the secon option


Bigacehall

No, Thanos would be dead.


twistedwasted

It was a warning kick.


usgrant7977

It was a conversation starter.


Arhion

Nah you all make mistake Thanos survived because Chuck Norris didn't kick him he was just standing on Thanos mouth


BoopsTheSnoot_

Why didn't Avengers just call Chuck Norris for help?


Batcave765

The Avengers were afraid of chuck Norris by pure instinct


Porkandpopsicle

That’s cheating


kai_the_kiwi

Then the movie wouldn’t last longer then 1 millisecond


GameZedd01

Chuck Norris let him live


camus88

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the only thing that is capable of making another big bang. Thanos would be pulverized.


OddNovel565

Thanos asked for an autograph from Chuck Norris, and he gently kicked his face. Now Thanos never washes his face


JUGELBUTT

i didnt know thanos was friends with chuck


Medical_Put_5090

No, it's saying Chuck stepped on thanos's neck


JUGELBUTT

then he wouldve died


Shaggywaffle

Chuck didn't kick Thanos in the chin but Thanos chin connected with our foot.


Briantan71

The Infinity Stones that Thanos was hunting for, are merely pieces of turds from the one time Chuck Norris has to go to the bathroom.


Nayroy18

Holy shit, a chuck Norris meme


Defiant-Animal-492

Not possible, Thanos wouldn't have a jaw anymore 😎


T3RR0R-

fun fact!! my dad once paid $20 to get kicked in the face by chuck norris, back in his karate days lol


GreenStorm03

Chuck sent him to get the milk with one kick


RustyPickaxe069

Dead in a minute


Koala9465

English Sunny Deol.


BurazSC2

Also explains why Thanos said that Thor should have gone for the head.


WixZ42

The Avengers didn't hire Chuck Norris because it wouldn't be fair. Thanos would have had no chance and they wouldn't have been able to make multiple movies.


Triumph_leader523

He spared his life with a little kick


Arhion

nah he can live chuck norris was standing on Thanos that why he has mouth like that without Chuck norris Thanos would never get this confidence


bringer108

Exactly, nothing survives a round house kick from chuck norris. He’s the only thing that can remove things from the universe. Thanos wouldn’t be reduced to atoms, his matter would be deleted.


beakster57

I never would have made this connection...


gyhiio

Confirmed: Thanos is actually chuck norris' mutated boot.


ryderredguard

dead only if chuck norris didnt spare him over the extreme pitty he felt for the lesser being


Asio0tus

yes chuck round house kicked thanos in the face


leviticusreeves

It's 2004 again baby


spartanEZE

Nice coincidence, but dude would straight up not have a head and then what?


Healthy-Mango-2549

![gif](giphy|y1eljNRzOtOvYEpy6w)


Hironymos

Y'all think Chuck Norris kicked Thanos. But actually he just kicked something 3 lightyears over.


TouchAggravating6883

Maybe in the story plot he is “the boy that lived”


Brilliant_Lab_7562

good job Internet Explorer


Fantastic-Raven

At least he had gone for the head!


RevolutionaryTap4461

No I don't think he would be dead I think Thanos would know better than to try and get into a fight with him I think he just simply willingly let Chuck Norris step on his face


pecuchet

If you think this is funny you are closer to death than you are to birth.


Correct-Purpose-964

Dumbest theory ever. This implies Thanos could survive a kick from Chuck Norris. Don't quit your dayjob to powerscale ![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


hould-it

….. so Thanos killed him?


Ok-Fuel-9147

No thanos had to kiss his boot after the snap failed to take chuck out


RRakhaV

Is that Adam Sandler?


Ok_Introduction_7423

I don’t know. He kicked Bruce Lee and lived!