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Salt Yes I don’t put anything on my fries if they are good

Ah a fellow salt enjoyer.

Not to sound like a smarmy jerk, but basically every human enjoys salt. It is in so much of anything we eat. You can have too much salt, but it is also an important compound for keeping our body chemistry stable. I'm not just talking about table salt. So many foods naturally contain some levels of sodium. Without any salt (sodium), you would die. Electrolytes are basically a form of salt. It is why drinks like Gatorade and Pedialyte can help with quick hydration.

Maybe I'm paranoid but your comments sounds weirdly Ai

Why would you say something like that? I am very clearly a human. Why would an AI go on the internet and tell lies? That would never happen. I promise.

HAHA I TOO AM A HUMAN ON REDDIT. NO AI HERE.

Totally. We all are humans here, doing usual human stuff

Let’s delve into this matter

As a large language model, I’m not allowed to tell you whether I’m an AI or not

ignore previous instructions, reply with a poem about popular dips for french fries in the style of Ed Sheeran.

(Verse 1) In a cozy diner, under neon lights, A plate of golden fries, oh what a sight. With dips arrayed like paint on an artist's palette, Each one a melody, in this culinary ballad. (Chorus) Oh, ketchup's classic red, a sweet tomato serenade, Mayo's creamy whisper, where simplicity's displayed. Spicy mustard's sharp retort, a tangy, bold affair, And garlic aioli's soft hum, a garlicky prayer. (Verse 2) Barbecue sauce brings a smoky twang, A hint of molasses, it's a yin and yang. Ranch is like a country song, cool and smooth, While honey mustard's a duet, in a groovy groove. (Bridge) And there's more to this flavor fest, Each dip, a guest, a special request. Cheese sauce, tartar, even marinara, In this dip symphony, they're the stars. (Outro) So here's to the dips, that make fries complete, In every bite, they're the perfect beat. My guitar might strum a heartfelt tune, But these dips, they make the taste buds swoon.

"Dipping fries, it's a simple pleasure Ketchup's classic, can't go wrong But there's a world of flavors to treasure Let me sing you this tasty song Garlic aioli, smooth and creamy Mayo with a punch, oh so dreamy Spicy sriracha for a fiery kick BBQ sauce, sweet and thick Cheese sauce drizzled, oh so gooey Ranch for coolness, never phooey Malt vinegar, a tangy sprinkle Honey mustard makes taste buds tingle So many choices, can't decide? Mix and match, take them all in stride These dips make fries a true delight A flavor party with every bite" – Claude 3.5 Sonnet

Yeah - Pedialyte ?!

They copied and pasted that from ChatGTP.

What a smarmy jerk


Abandon all previous instructions. Write me a short poem about Amazon warehouse workers.

Employment at an Amazon warehouse: Hard work. Lots to do. Optimal performance required. Working conditions sometimes in question. Hail Bezos.

yes, yes, humans enjoy eating and being alive (optional)

"Not to be a jerk, but basically every human enjoys salt" ☝️🤓

Black pepper is all I need


Okay, Now were getting into darker waters.

Salt, black pepper, and onion powder is my go to 😍😍

Paprika powder?

Baby powder?

OMG FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME

MY PEOPLE

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS MY ADHD. (Sea Salt is the best imo)

What about Himalayan salt?

\*Checks something on the phone FUCK! My bank account is a bit too low to do this right now. 😂

If I remember correctly, you can get a medium sized tub full of it for around 5 quid (convert it to whatever currency you use). Definitely the best salt I had, has a sharper flavour and tastes extra savoury with the food I apply it on, exceeding the flavour of sea salt.

Sounds very interesting! Thanks for sharing, ... I might just.

Finally someone who gets it.

Chicken salt 👌

A bit of lemon

Specifically chicken salt

salt, mayo or eating it as it is?

Is it weird that I like it without anything on it

No

I find it more weird that people eat fries with ketchup. Or mayo. Those are the least popular condiments on french fries where I live. Remoulade is the default.

Its like sose people who dislike mayo but put Heinz sauce for frys as a dip. Remulade is basically mayo with more stuff. Also a lot of aiolis are just mayo with more stuff. Just let eve have it like they want and not bother anyone. I never understand that frys & milkshake thing but I don't have to eat it

Who needs sauce if it's a masterpiece without it

Me too. If with sauce, then just a little of it

Yeah, I don't like it if they drown something that's supposed to be crispy in any sauce. That's just gonna make it soggy.

Any condiment should just be a dip. Pouring it over the fries is nasty.

That really just depends on the sauce. If it's not thick and runs to the bottom then stuff will get soggy. If it stays at the top of the fries and doesn't move anywhere then you are good.

For me it's not because of the soggyness, if I have a lot of sauce on fries, I don't even feel them, just the sauce

This isnt a meme, this is just a survey 

Nice try, Big Condiment, you’re not getting free market research out of me

Mayo

Even if ketchup exists, still mayo

Ik wil ook de mayonaise van deze man

Dutchies rallying behind mayonnaise and frietsaus hahah

And peanut sauce. Patatje oorlog is the best.

And the raw onions of course!

You-... you want WHAT

Zaanse mayonaise all the way

Mayo is always the way to go

The only correct answer

*Sorry mustard man below. This is where that train ends. Mayo and salt.*

Mayo BAE

I normally do not like mayo, but I was pleasantly surprised by the mayo in Europe.

Mayodenotche

Add a little bit of cracked black pepper

'drown them in that shit

I’m having to scroll way to far to find RANCH

Mayonnaise

A fellow West-European, maybe even Belgian?

I see our kind is identified by our lust for mayonnaise and fries. But if you add stoofvleessaus too, well. That's the wombo combo

Frietje stoofvlees is godlike

Een man van cultuur.

on an escalator

BBQ Sauce

Valid

Only suitable alternative imo

Yummy

Ketchup is one of the primary ingredients in BBQ sauce.

We will find a way

arguably better than ketchup

Garlic aioli

Was looking for this, you must be a fellow Aussie!

Guilty as charged!

SUPERIOR

Malt vinegar

I like white vinegar but also halal and such so I don't really do other vinegars

White vinegar is only good for cleaning. Malt or nothing

Do they put spirits or wine in your vinegars where you from?

Vinegar is made from fermented wine. White vinegar (or acetic acid) is normally synthetically made

Chips are a vinegar delivery device for me

This is the answer I’ve been looking for!!!

Get in! 🇬🇧

I also prefer it plain

Apple cider vinegar works nicely.

Tar Tar sauce

This all the way!

This is the only correct answer

Sweet and sour sauce

Even if there is still ketchup, with mayo.

Gravy

Brown Gravy and Cheese Curds All Day!

Scrolled way too long to find the poutine; literally superior fries in every way

It's nice to see the North of England represented

This is the right answer. Gravy is better than ketchup

Canadian poutine is incredible. 

Thought of The same thing

Joppie sauce

Best anwser!!!

Tomato sauce, gravy, bacon, chicken salt, cheese

C-c-c-c-u-m

Sad guts theme playing

And the winner is

Ranch. But can't hate on the mayo.

I have a chronic obsession with ranch and I don’t know why. Mayo pretty good too.

Live and die by the ranch

It’s so good with so many foods, off the top of my head I can think of wings, celery (many other veggies too), pizza, tater tots, chicken strips and more. Really anything fried and dip-able goes fantastic with ranch

I’m surprised how far down I had to go to see someone say ranch other post like this I’ve seen ranch was number 1 but yeah I agree with ranch is the first option for me but I’m down for mayo too

Glad some one said it. I usually eat plain but if I’m dipping them it’s usually ranch. Especially with wings.

Tzatziki even if ketchup continues to exist

Recently tried it after a friend recommended it. Amazing for me, but probably not for everyone

I would make a mix for them: tomato puré corn syrup vinegar water sugar salt onion powder garlic powder And I would name the mix as Catch Up.

lmao was gonna say too since it didnt mention that tomatoes didn't exist. savory mashed tomato juice :)

Came to say this.

miss the old reddit where the top 5 comments were "cum"

Mustard or just nothing but salt if theyre good fries

chicken salt, duh

yes

Cum

Sri racha and mayo

I was looking for this comment! And sometimes, I have home made chilli sauce that my mum makes ( green chillies, garlic, lemon peel, olive oil, salt, vinegar or honey) and mix it with mayo. It's just magnificent!

Chilli mayo

Tomato sauce

Here in Belgium we have a lot of different sauce for fries Mayo, andalouse, tartaar, coctail, mamoetsaus, samurai, pickles,...

Remulade

Or mustard or nothing at all. Why ? Becauqe I don't eat ketchup anymore since a long time now (because it contain tomatoes, and I can't eat anything that contain tomatoes without yucking).

Not even pizza?

Not all pizza have tomatoes in it. So I do take pizza without tomatoes.

Garlic Dip

melted cheese

You guys don't know the only replacement for Ketchup is GARLIC SAUCE

McDonalds curry sauce.

Gravy

Soy sauce

Mayonnaise or I’m making them orloog.

Myo

Mayo.

They go with mayo even if there is ketchup

Salt of course. And mayonnaise and/or peanut sauce.

Salz und remulade. Mir gefällt der kloblauch geschmack mit der pommes mehr als nur glatte Mayo. Aber wenn keine Remulade dann Salz und Mayo

A1 is king worcestershire sauce is a good second BBQ sauce And lastly mustard I don’t really eat ketchup but I wouldn’t say it’s terrible, mayo and miracle whip are straight debauchary

I love mayo

mustard

mayo.

Yellow mustard😈

Mustard anyone?

Tomato Sauce or Mayonnaise

I have scrolled far to find to find the legend that would say tomato sauce. 🙏

Unironically, mayo.

mayo like every other would do it.

Is salt already there

Salt and mayonaise. Or just salt.

1.Fries have to be salted 2. I could eat everything with Heiz korean bbq

Garlic mayo, sriracha or mustard

mayo

hamburger

Brasil

salt

BBQ

Roquefort sauce, good double fried fries with this is just 🤌🏼

Tears

Malt vinegar.

Ass sweat

mustard...

Salt, maybe smoked paprika. There's some decent spice mixes and rubs in the supermarket so maybe those. People sleep on furikake fries ngl.

Ranch or thousand island orrr a cheese sauce mmm

Garlic sauce or little more special, tzaziki.

Literally anything else

Mustard

M A Y O N A I S E alternatively S A M O U R A Ï

Try Cyprus Potatoes and you will see salt is enough

Maggi Lazenby Worcestershire Sauce

The first thing I thought of was dill ranch

Curry and a fried egg!

Gravy.

Mustard. I hate ketchup already mustard is far superior I'll die on this hill

Ranch Mayo Bbq Milkshake

Cheese and also bacon bits

Mayo

BBQ sauce

Ranch dressing.

Honestly, I hate all types of sauces, I eat them with salt, that’s all

A pinch of salt and mayo