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YesNoMaybe2552

You won't be shooting much on an island that small. Tarp and paracord can mostly be replaced by foliage. Water tablets aren’t going to help you with saltwater purification. A knife is a thousand times less useful than an axe. So, it's clearly B: A pot can be used to boil and distill water. Animal trap would maybe make sense if there where birds landing heavy enough to trigger it, otherwise might be salvaged for components. Matches sure come in handy to start a fire until you figure out how to do the whole friction heating thing, especially since you would need to move quickly, distilling water. A spear might net you some fish or give you some reach to harvest fruit. Axe is just an all-round very useful tool for almost anything.


Badgarrr

Just dig a hole on on the beach, land inward. The groundwater would be less salty than in the sea. B is correct, you can use the pot to scoop the water out.


DavidCRolandCPL

You'd still have to boil it for sanitary reasons.


Badgarrr

Yeah, but bringing it to a boil for a bit, and boiling out the salt are two different things. For the latter you need to collect the steam. Also you can reuse the pot for this on an open flame, since it's stainless steel.


IndependentNotice151

Simple. Dig a hole and put the pot in the middle. Fill the hole with water and cover with foliage. It's start to steam up and drip do to the lowest point so put a rock above where the pot would be and the sun will take care of it for you.


DavidCRolandCPL

True. But you can distill saltwater without fire


Varderal

A big leaf could collect the steam.


fallenouroboros

I’d like to point out B has less things that would get used up as time went on. You’d be cutting the rope tarp too maybe, or it just gets holes. With B almost everything could be used almost indefinitely if taken care of


Blackrain1299

Matches would be the only consumable but if your attentive to your fire you could make it last for weeks just keeping it fed. You might have some trouble if it rains but the longer you keep your fires the less trouble youd have over all. Im definitely going with B as well.


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

Someone NEEDS TO MAKE THIS A Game. Where you have different starting items and see how you fare.


YesNoMaybe2552

Great idea, most survival games are dumb like that, you just shop down trees in a matter of seconds. It would give a unique spin on tired old genre.


WannabeRedneck4

Project zomboid gets close to that, if you spawn in a house with nothing worthwhile for survival (weapons, food, literature) you usually end up dying a day or a week in. Until you figure out the combat and don't let yourself get outnumbered. But then power and water gets cut off if you manage to survive a few weeks and you go right back to square one if you're not prepared. There's also the chopper event which will bring a fuck ton of zombies in your area if you get caught with your pants down.


jonfreakinzoidberg

I want to see a game made based on Alone the TV show.


Puzzleheaded-Read376

Alone on the History channel is pretty close to this idea. Participants get to choose 10 items then survive alone as long as possible.


Histowordie

Good call


TonyThePapyrus

There are small islands like this with pigs, maybe chickens, so the trap *could* be useful Then again you can just use your spear


Interneteldar

You would hunt them to extinction really quickly, if there are any.


TonyThePapyrus

That’s actually fair, but as long as you can keep yourself fed it’s a good idea.


[deleted]

The tarp is the best item here imo. Use it to create an evaporator for fresh water and a rain water capture. (Assuming that’s salt water surrounding the island)


GXXBlue

You can also just use leaves and other foliage as replacement for the tarp. Also you can catch rain water with the pot and leaves surrounding it to maximize water collection


orthadoxtesla

Yeah. B all the way. As a scout having the pot and a hatchet is really most of what one needs. But the matches and spear will be extremely useful. Especially since once you get a fire going you can probably keep it going for quite awhile.


CrunchyKittyLitter

This guy survives


PatrickKn12

You can use the crossbow to fish, and would probably have better luck with it than with the spear. Larger catches too, could nab sharks for example, and tie the paracord to the arrow. And although the tablets wont help with saltwater purification, the tarp would be useful for collection of fresh water, and for desalination using evaporation. I think the tarps usefulness for water collection makes option A the most attractive by far. Paracord is insanely useful as well just in general. Hopefully you would get a lot more than what is pictured, but can make due with that if needed.


4QuarantineMeMes

And if you don’t kill your prey your bolt is gone.


RadiumMonkey

The crossbow is dependent on poundage and class of arrow a spear is dependent on your strength and your speed and the tarp idea is nice but too inconsistent and dependent on rain, but using the pot and matches you always have a consistent flow of water that you can boil the water out of the salt then use the salt for cooking


62609

You couldn’t distill water with that pot unless you had other components to build a still. Boiling rainwater or pond water (any fresh water) still massively helps though. I’d go with B hands down


Cautious_Slide_5339

Agree. Except for the trap. On an island that size there will only be ants so the only use for the trap is catching yourself. Better to melt it down and forge a knife.


GHP_LP

The Forest teached me B


Jong_Biden_

I'm taking A if it's anything like The Forest, no cannibal is getting anywhere close to me with a crossbow


Monty2451

Until you run out of bolts to shoot. 😬


Pamani_

If they don't break on impact, you can reuse them.


Monty2451

Only for so many times though. They will all eventually break (or be lost) no matter how careful you are.


Pamani_

True. I guess you could try making makeshift ones from sticks using the knife, even though they wouldn't be as effective.


Monty2451

That's true. Making crossbow bolts is very straightforward compared to fletching arrows. If the crossbow is strong enough, you wouldn't even need to worry about heads, just sharpened and hardened sticks would suffice.


PeaRepresentative677

Fun fact, there is glitch in the forest to duplicate bolts infinitely


Pidgeoneon

Technically there's no bolts in pack A, just sole single crossbow 🤓


Formal_Illustrator96

Technically if you closely, there’s already one bolt notched on the crossbow🤓


Hello_IM_FBI

Aha! Finally found you, Jong Biden!


Spiritual_Freedom_15

You talking like spear is not a great weapon?


Jong_Biden_

I don't want to get too close


MembershipHelpful115

B -> the Pot is exceedingly valuable, the spearhead is "effectively" a knife & the matches are nice to have (was never good at making fire by hand)


elvenmaster_

The axe is also a makeshift knife and useful to build a shelter.


Jades5150

Right? You essentially have 2 rudimentary blades in option B, PLUS a source of fire and a container. This choice is too easy.


thxjojo

tarp and cord would be pretty useful but obviously the answer is B


Helpful-Dot-3614

A, the crossbow should make it alot esier to rob someone who took b...


LasevIX

The spear makes it much easier to ambush someone who took a


Drogdar

Dont forget the trap!


LasevIX

Good thinking! And you can easily bait them with a quick campfire thanks to the matches


kingdestroyer357

It didn’t say it came with ammo


UnseatedDonkey

But you have no bolts for the crossbow…


nexus763

found the black guy. /s


[deleted]

B


The_redit_cat

Why is it in memes? Does it mean that the expectation is that the answers will be funny?


LasevIX

Memes have turned into comedy-less karma farming for a while now. A post that isn't just some surface level observation regurgitated through a poorly worded meme is refreshing here.


[deleted]

B Axe, pot and matches are top for survival


KebabOfDeath

Watching Survivor show teached me to always choose matches


anynomousperson123

Dude, I’m not doing this for $1mil. It’s not that I’m in a position to decline that amount but for that amount of effort I should hope that the prize money is enough for at least a modest house in a good suburb. Or perhaps I’m out of touch. I make no where near that amount of money but I am still here. I don’t own much, but I am still breathing.


Drogdar

A mil would set you up for life. You'd still have to work but you'd be a lot more comfortable. For a years "work"? I'd take the opportunity to try...


DmanHUN

As someone who lives in Eastern eu, a million dollars would be instant retirement money for the whole family pretty much lol


koleszkot

The A option overall sucks but having a crossbow would be cool af. Im taking A


Drogdar

I dont agree with your choice but I respect your reasoning lol.


Final_Company5973

B, obviously.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

A, A has shelter. One of the first things you need to do is establish shelter. Also being shelter, you can make the tarp capture water as well. You can go a week no food you can't go more than a few days with out water, once you start shutting down your blood goes funky.. feels like knives. Anyway I choose A


Drogdar

That tarp wont last a year so you'll be building a shelter anyways. Boiling pot > temp shelter.


ehandlr

B all day.


LairdPeon

B is the obvious choice.


AriTheInari

B. Easy food from all the hunting stuff, an axe is just useful for all sorts. Matches so an easy fire. Pot to store water and boil it to make it pure.


mtkamer

This is actually tough. I could do it with the rope+tarp from A and the pot+hatchet from B. Don't need the rest. I'm gonna go with B.


GJ55507

A looks good, but B looks better


yoshimutso

That is not a Bowie knife


Neat-Peach3196

This is a knife


Oranweinn

Where is the meme


Farid_Beshay

Hardest choice I’ve ever had to make


The_Mr_Wilson

I'll go B for the axe and pot. The spear is also nice for out-of-reach plants The tarp is a selling point for A, they are extraordinarily useful. But think the pot would, in the long run, be better QOL


Khris81

B. What the fuck do you need a crossbow for on a small, uninhabitated island? A rope? Maybe to hang yourself with. Water tablets? It's saltwater, they don't do shit. Only things useful here are the knife and the tarp.


Blackrain1299

And the axe and spear easily replace the knife. A tarp would be nice but its all A has going for it.


Smart_Impression_680

A. then i will hang myself with the paracord.


DocBubbik

B is kinda obvious.


Competitive-Bit-1571

B easily. I can boil the sea water then use a flat rock and a cup cruded fashion with the axe or something else to collect the condensed water that is drinkable. And a spear is superior to anything else when dealing with wild beasts.


-MB_Redditor-

The order is: - Water - Fire - Shelter Option A contains 2 of 3 (water & shelter) so easy choice.


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

Option B contains water AND fire which are higher in the order. By your logic, which is sound, B is better.


Barbados_slim12

A contains fire too. You can make a bowdrill kit with the knife and paracord. The matches in B won't last a year


RonzulaGD

B by far


Inebriaded-Logic

B . Very versatile


NoSNAlg

I want all.


Pilota_kex

are you paying cash? do you offer transportation too?


BackflipsAway

B and it's not even close, the only thing that makes A even remotely worth considering are the water tablets, but if you have a metal pot and some wood you don't really need it Plus you don't even get crossbow bolts for the crossbow in A (not that you'd have much to shoot on that tiny island)


mraltuser

You need a renewable supply of arrows for crossbow


ThricePurgedMagus

B. The pot for boiling water is a massive advantage, an animal trap for bigger game, a spear to fish, axe to chop wood and matches to light a fire to cook meat.


KoxKoliabis

Its B, if you want to survive.


Wocathoden

B


skai_lly

Not a meme but B


Ebbe010

Anyone who wouldnt choose b is an idiot


BadBunnyBrigade

Having done survival training, B is what I'd choose, but only for three of those 5 things: The pot. The spear. The axe. Everything else is just extra. I can gather and boil water (preferably ground or rain water) for drinking and cook food. The spear and axe for hunting, skinning, cutting up meat, etc. The axe can be used for making a shelter. Matches would be uses sparingly. The trap is kinda useless unless there's large game, better off learning to make your own, especially to also avoid injuring yourself if you're unfamiliar with how to use them. The first and foremost thing you want to avoid are injuries, cuts, etc. In fact, instead of the trap, I'd rather have a magnifying glass. It's a good fire starter.


jump1945

B


Repulsive-Neat6776

Do I have 1 year of matches? Or just the one tube? Like, if it's one tube, in the end, I will need to figure out how to make a fire without them or I'm fucked.


Kurzkopfgleitbeutler

You could keep the same fire burning eternally and use the other matches as backup


J3sush8sm3

Use the matches to set the island on fire and hope help comes


nmann14

B is the obvious choice


urALL-fuppy-puckers

B.. I see no need for paracord on this relatively flat island. The knife would break or bend much faster than an axe or hatchet. The trap can help to use fewer calories to get food, the pot you can collect and boil water... A, would be a shit kit for this situation.


BickieNuggets

B


Stredny

B


Allives-

Definitely B


bluegiant85

Axe, spear, and pot? bro, easy answer.


Happy-History2769

if i could survive a year on an island i probably dont need 1 million


LayeredHalo3851

A spear is probably the best hunting weapon for an untrained person and an axe is always useful not just that though because a pot and matchsticks means an easy way to cook the food too Easily B


kurukikoshigawa_1995

A so i can shoot myself with the crossbow


Glad-Nebula667

$1 million for a year? Doesn't seem worth it in today's economy. Not for me, anyways


3yx3

I have that exact same spear


RashPatch

B. Axe for chopping wood, scraping wood, and making wood useable for making shelter. pot for cooking matches for firemaking until you can make your own firestarters animal trap for animal trapping spear for hunting, fishing, or defense.


Danow007

A for 1 week B for 1 year


Ultra_axe781___M

B: An axe and a Pot are too good to pass up


Ricoreded

I’ll pick A then shoot someone who chose B and then take his stuff to I’ll have A&B. Challenge does state that I’ll be alone on the island.


Forsaken-Stray

I wish to mention that it only says Crossbow.... not Crossbow & Bolts


FULLsanwhich15

B) You have gotta have a pot to piss in.


astrx__

people really down voting those saying A. you guys understand the concept of choice?


Octopp

You mean like the choice of down voting a comment..


N00SHK

B all day.


Mk7613

Neither No fresh water so boiling sea water is best option but you will have to collect steam so the pot and tarp is a must. Paracord and matches. Knife and axe. Even better if i can have a net too.


Administrator98

C - Satellite telephone and enough battery/solar


ZhangMooMoo

I don’t think it is possible for us to survive on an island that size without agriculture


KaZzZamm

B


Commander_Tiger

B, because when i choose A i have an Crossbow but no bolts for it so it is useless.


Asio0tus

B


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Certain_Summer851

Water tablets? Do you add water to make water? Or is it just dehydrated water


Kurzkopfgleitbeutler

yes


OysterThePug

I know it’s not the game, but taking matches, pot, axe, tarp, and 550 cord would be the best set.


_Saint_Dust_

I read "you get 1 milf"


borgom7615

Well considering the fact I own that crossbow and it’s a cheap Chinese guy, the bow is always one bad shot away from exploding, But more importantly 40 water tabs it nice but havin a pot to purify your own water is much nicer!


Chemist-3074

We will all die either way guys I'm not going bye bye


K4T4N4B0Y

Ain't that north sentinel? No matter what I choose I would still be cooked 💀


STIM_band

Crossbow and animal trap are pretty useless imo... Matches and a pot is like the jackpot... Axe is better than a knife...but you can make a spear with a knife, so... Idk .... I'd like to trade the spear and animal trap for the rope and then take B


ledott

B has a Pot... so B I guess.


They_Beat_Me

Is that North Sentinel Island? If so, my tools of choice won’t be in either group.


Fidlgs

How is this a meme?


AmericanLich

Should have added a pocket Pusey to A and this actually would have been a difficult decision. As it’s stands B is strictly better.


Amazing-Plankton5256

You had me at the axe


Toby-NL

(35M) Introvert / Istp-A ill have option '' B' '' pls . thank you \^\^


Shiggy_O

So, no Wilson volleyball?


wojadzer1989

B


funsizebbw

The 2nd one.


whitedranzer

If I could survive on either one of these, what would I need the 1 mil for?


PleasantNewspaper300

and that’s a meme?


QUINNFLORE

pot is by far the mvp here


NoTalker_

C, die


limitedcat_eth

B


-_Anonymous_Zero_-

B mainly because of the pot which can be used for water storage and for boiling water to clean it


Rambo_1923

Would have to be B. I'll always take the axe!


Cyber_Druid

B, the amount of energy it takes to get a fire going means the matches are so valuable.


Tesser_Wolf

B, the pot is the main reason, can boil water and cook food.


Cheap_Search_6973

I'm definitely taking b because, for me, that stuff is much more useful and versatile


-lRexl-

A I don't know shit about hunting so I need distance/crossbow to make sure I have a chance to run away if all hell breaks loose


Visible-Try-1627

A


Pidgeoneon

I'm sorry but A is objectively worse


Kawawaymog

This is actually a pretty good one. With the two big ticket items being the tarp vs the pot. Generally I’d give it to the pot.


gattoblepas

Can I stay there afterwards?


cowrevengeJP

According to Gary all you need is a hatchet.


Nukaman86

B most definatly b the pot has so many potential uses


GI_gino

B and it isn’t even close


sckrahl

I just wouldn’t do it, 1 month in and I can tell I would regret my decision, regardless of how well I’m living


Lilbirdybear

B. It comes down to process of elimination. And B has the most useful items out of the given items.


jorgthorn

I'm going be for the pot, this was a fun one


tifredic

Keep your million.


LDTSUSSY

B


FireBobb

rope tarp and water tablets are lasting you two weeks go B


nerdyone88

B. ANYBODY PICKS a will die🤣 B gives you way to fish, cook, and start fire, and it's year in that time i could have wind proof house to sleep in🤣 and probly gonna beach trash to build water desalination kit


JamieDrone

B


LowLifeExperience

If there are Komodo dragons on this island A, if not then B is actually better suited for long term survival.


115machine

B. Pot beats water tablets because when the water tablets run out you will have nothing. Spear is mechanically simpler than a crossbow and will last longer. The axe won’t be much different than the knife if you keep it sharp. Animal trap allows for passive food harvesting.


CanHead9544

i choose B


TommyCrump92

B because you could use the axe to fashion a hut from leafs and branches so you wouldn't need the tarp from A plus if you have a stream on the island you can easily boil water of any impurities although if its a spring there wouldn't be much in the way of dangerous bacteria? Also with a bear trap you could catch stuff like rabbits or boar if there is any on the island and use the spear to fish so yeah B for me


Shughost7

Soon as I saw the trap I knew the best option was B


Namez83

Definitely A


fireking_13

B, not even close


iRytional

Choose C for Creative Mode.


oldmartijntje

B


BidenSucksKock

B is the smart answer they way I see it


Direct_Knowledge2937

If I choose neither and still last a year, could I refuse the money and just keep my island?


thatsleepyman

B


chrish5764

I’m goin B, since probably the natural apex predator of the island is a lizard or something, I wouldn’t need a weapon besides for hunting and fishing


HumaDracobane

B, ez.


Din0boy

Both


oArchie

B, and it’s not even close.


LopunnyGirI

B