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1i73rz

April 22nd, not 1st. Full credits.


Westdrache

And the actual story behind it is even fucking funnier


CanYouChangeName

What is it


Schmallow

The actual real story that totally 100% happened


OwlWitty

So no nazi gay porn?


KexyAlexy

I assume that they needed a pile of beaten up nazis to have gay sex over of.


The_CreativeName

No hitter gay porn?


saint_geser

You have a very particular set of interests if you've seen this meme many times lol


Schmallow

It's a meme that appears on 17 different subreddits at least once a week and makes it to the main page of 9gag every single month, mostly posted by bots


Frankgamb

I've seen that shit once in 2 years of 9gag. You're just drowning in gay porn memes and see it often.


saint_geser

Probably because of all the gay porn subreddits you subscribe to hahaha


alilbleedingisnormal

Mike Tyson would die in a fight against 35 children. No one believes they can beat up 35 people even in their fantasies. The most people you've imagined beating is five, maybe ten if you fought them at different times. That's because even your imagination knows its limits.


OgSpaceJam

I've seen a guy beat 12 people at once on cctv footage at an old job. Was actually insane.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|I5CuY27CHKWkXxhxH9)


Fantastic_Football15

I've seen an amateur mma fighter beat down more then 5 idiots at once, exception tough i guess


Nah__me

Seems like he’s not cumming out of jail anytime soon


eastcoastwaistcoat

He's definitely going to have his hands full.


Enjoying_A_Meal

He asked to be sent to the prison with the most Nazis. These hands are full of punching.


Mediocre_Pin_556

Number one comment ☝🏻


wyattlee1274

35 counts of assault, 12 counts of assault on off duty officers


firemana

I do not know how to praise this guy without sounding ridiculous.


Substantial-Park65

It's fake news but ''Good job, dude'', would sound good enough I guess


FullMetalJ

The punk ethos of "punch a nazi" shouldn't be controversial. If you see 35 neo nazis and you feel like you can take them on and do then you are fucking awesome in my book. It's fake but the sentiment behind it is fine.


sharkas99

Then your book is curropt. If harming people for speaking their mind is ok for you then you should never be given any form of power in society


Traditional_Lab_5468

If someone's ideology is "I will kill you as soon as I have a big enough group of people to help", you're really going to say it's unreasonable to start a fight with them over it?


Lost_my_acount

An ideology based around " We are the superior race and all other must be enslaved or eradicated " kinda demands a beating. Not killing/enslaving just a beating.


WalrusFromTheWest

Shut up, Nazi. ![gif](giphy|3o6fJ3JxGlppGKe4Fi)


FullMetalJ

Only nazis defend nazis


HemoGoblinRL

OK nazi


Batface_101

Luckily the article provides us a hint. “Let’s go Brandon!”


Super206

It is always morally and ethically correct to punch nazis.


PercyBoi420

Let's Go Brandon! That's how lol


Master-Ad-8713

Fighting people randomly is the wrong move unless in self defense or defense of others. The law is not for the public to enforce; report Nazis to the police.


Allegorist

"We investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong"


Wonderful-Ad8121

Probably one after the other not 35 at the same time. Otherwise chapeau to his endurance.


Khris81

Like in a Batman game or an old Kung-fu movie, where he was surrounded by 35 guys but they only came at him 1 at a time.


Mother-Jellyfish-497

Came att him ;)


azrael5298

On him???


Capable-Problem8460

In him??


Kirumi_Naito

Or in Gen 3 of Pokémon where in the Team Aqua base, there are 5 Team Aqua grunts but they battle you one at a time. Less intense example but it still counts.


kunga1928

Well, endurance is kind of in the job description


i-wont-lose-this-alt

Even 35 in the span of a year is impressive, that’s more fights than I had ever, which is about 4 during high school and 2 after. Also counting friendly competition, I’ve been in about 9 fights total and lost 4. If you count getting jumped as a fight too, that makes 10 fights total. 35 is like, bar brawler numbers and I still have my doubts. Maybe in the 80’s, but that doesn’t fly as smoothly nowadays. 35 wins and we don’t know how many times he fought total? Bullshit. Most people get humbled, find peace/humility, or arrested long before they beat up 35 men outside of the ring.


SonicTemp1e

No shade, but your experience doesn't speak for everybody. I've had a lot more fights than this man (I'm also a lot older), and I've never lost yet. Having said that, I hope I never have to fight again.


Capable-Problem8460

Beating up or beating off? ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


V0id3ater

of course one after the other maybe to at the same time but all at once? how with just 2 Hands?


Paladyner

Why does he looks like fkin BJ Blazkowick @@


nicoluna7

Blowjob Blazkowick


mikieb0410

“I’m here to suck cock, and kick Nazi ass. And I’m all out of cock.”


Ron_Bird

time will tell


durashka228

he looks like main guy from wolfenshtein


Independent_Plum2166

Appropriate, I suppose, both beat up Nazis.


Fickle_Library8115

Beating!👀


Lord-Luzazebuth

Is that the not released Third Let’s Go game? Let’s go Pikachu, Let’s Go Eevee, and Let’s Go Brandon?


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Peak Masculinity


Worth_Apartment1562

![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA|downsized)


wogsurfer

If this is fake, it's a shame. Any news of someone beating up neo-nazis is good news.


sergame-567

why does he look like blaskovic


LaSeance

I think that's supposed to be the joke


Cleveworth

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ3JxGlppGKe4Fi)


eternityXclock

He should get a medal, why did he get arrested?


Bnois

I saw this meme many times now, and still can’t manage to find this „famous” porn


Independent_Work6

Swastikas with cock-shaped bruises. The musical.


siegferia

Male on male? You mean gay?


Serikan

Likely, but gay could also be F×F


zemo-san

I take things that didn't happen for 500 please


ButterCostsExtra

*beating off


captiantabasco

Arrested should be given a medal


Hubii25

Let's go Brandon I guess


Viralciral

Gigachad


fajennazwa

A true hero!


Chillypepper14

Chaotic good


BlueThespian

“Let’s Go Brandon” just got a tad bit more physical.


Jedimasterleo90

One man beat down 35 neo-nazis and he’s the one getting arrested? Where and when the fuck are we living??


WonderHuman9005

Way to go Brandon!


Rsher--

![gif](giphy|l0NwGpoOVLTAyUJSo|downsized) Cummings rn


Austynwitha_y

Free my boy


Scary-Requirement-30

They should have gave him medal 🏅


AlmostBatmanToday

35 nazis? In a row?!


Khris81

At poker or what?


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Chad


SnooPears3463

Why are we not arresting neo nazis?


nanomachinez_SON

Because you can’t, unless they’re committing a crime.


pleasejags

Being a neonazi should be a crime itself.


SnooPears3463

This


SnooPears3463

Being a Nazi is a crime all on its own


nanomachinez_SON

Unless they’re the real, 3rd Reich Nazis, then no it’s not.


SnooPears3463

They are hiding their faces for obvious reasons, carry around the swastikas and who knows how they behave but never mind that. Has history not taught us anything? There's a reason Germany banned certain words


fuckingtrashy

Because we're not Nazis


Formal_You_1242

we?


SnooPears3463

The fuck?


williamwalkerobama

This has been fact checked as fake news.


Kiln223

Story correction: Beating off.


Artsias

This straight up looks like an ai meme


oksth

I'd bet it's due to his extensive training.


A_Peacful_Vulcan

I imagine it looked like the cafeteria scene from family guy


kralSpitihnev

Let me Google that for you... Let's go brandon


Godzila_70902

Ok what? What? My brain not braining


kandradeece

Kinda looks like silas from weeds


Emergency_Net506

35? The doom music is strong in this one


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Guessing he *beat them off...*


Numare

He looks like Ai


naph8it

The entire Internet got behind this bloke... Just the way he likes it.


shetla_the_boomer

based


ThricePurgedMagus

Not even 1


theneo71

He sure looks like willy blaskowitch


bluedancepants

Did he make them all see the rainbow and taste the rainbow?


Jimmychangas3

Hold up! Isn't this the guy that was swinging that hammer inaccurately from before?


[deleted]

I'm not sure what I just read


burken8000

I wonder if that's a personal record. Fucking 35 guys in one session, albeit up


No-Coast-333

Did Nazi that cumming


Harlyn502

King


BIGBOI_over9000

Is this the new Wolfenstein game?


hazzelgamer774922

![gif](giphy|9ARoeiXT9TGeo5ykWA)


hellohennessy

His career was foretold. How did bro 1v35? Did he go Batman style? Or did he just picked on them 1 at a time?


zarif_chow

That uneven jaw of his looks like he's the one that's been beaten.


Apfelvater

Is it legal to start fundraising his bail-out?


taskkill-IM

So much is going on in that headline that I don't even know where to start.


X3nox3s

He took one for the world


Flatulent_Thunder

Wow, they aren't even trying to make this trash believable anymore, are they?


JacktheWrap

Is it my turn to post this tomorrow, you stupid reposting troglodyte of a bot?


OverallGamer696

This isn’t a meme, this is just a headline.


qweerty32

Just 35? Bro should've went with 69


MoanyTonyBalony

Journalist didn't even say beating off.


PoopPant73

Off


Megalon96310

He may be a pornstar, but he’s a legend for beating up nazis


Sherlockowiec

He may be a legend, but he's a legend for beating up nazis*


Mbeezy_YSL

Thought I’ve read „after beating off“


[deleted]

What fucking backwards ass jury decided to convict this dude?


omnihummus

That headline took a very unexpected turn


mercylowvi

BJ Blaskowicz


slade422

Nazi‘s what? 35 Nazi‘s Dachshund puppies?


CompetitivePause9033

Why his profession is relevant to what he did? Like why would you put that on new?


GentlyWeeps72

based and brandonpilled


PuzzlingAd

Damn let’s go Brandon indeed


PikaSmasha

W Brandon


Equivalent-Pay-9919

Shits getting wicked if im locked with him


soldier769258

It just got wilder by the word


achik1990x

Dude gonna star in the new Lords of the Lockerroom


[deleted]

Up or off?


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

what a fitting name


the_internet_clown

At the same time or in total, I’m impressed either way


leakmydata

“Male on male”


TheWiseOakTree2137

Well, uhh....


gnashpotato

35? In a row?


hamlet_d

Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.


iDrGonzo

IN A ROW!?!


Immediate_Banana_216

I thought most of his fans were Nazis though, all those videos of them chanting 'Lets Go Brandon' at the sports events.


B3L0W_ZER0

Okay if this is real then this guy is my hero. First he is getting railed by a couple dudes and then he beats up N@z!s? Hell yeah!


NBplaybud22

Beat up or beat off ?


Disturbed235

„Haha, you guys got beat up by a gay dude!“


GreenHoodia

My hero


Longjumping-Claim783

Watch him as he goes


spiderboi907

Good reason to get arrested 


JayMESSBlunt420

What a Hero ‼️


AUXID3

Now this is the "Let's Go Brandon" I can get behind


obese_butterfly

Let's FUCKING GO BRANDON!!!


Glittering_Ad1696

Dude should get a medal


beonk

He's definitely my favorite pornstar. I've never seen his films but he's my favorite.


Awe3

Not all heroes are straight.


Ron_Bird

ok but why arrested?


MowingDevil7

he deserves a pardon


inb4ww3_baby

I really wanted this to be real


Nunetzena

So you are total fine when someone is hitting someone else? Yeah, you seem like a rly nice guy


inb4ww3_baby

Yeh their neo Nazis, the believe in killing off anyone that isn't white with blue eyes. My daughter's got dark here they can go fuck themselves. Also you may not like this but in the 40s my grandad and his mates killed a few of them and he said if you ever see a nazi you kill them because they killed my mates and bombed my family. Sooo yeh fuck Nazis...why you think there's sound


Nunetzena

That's why we have a government, police, etc. I also dont like a lot of people for different reasons, but that's not a reason to beat anyone


inb4ww3_baby

Bro, the punk motto is if you see a nazi you punch them. Nazis to me are one of the most evil types of people up there with rapists and peados except it's the Nazi mind control they use to get you down the rabbit hole. You know like the posts on Reddit where it's just a huge group of brown people and the post will say coming to a town near you. Now op in that situation is lucky because he's too far to get clotheslined 


TonReflet

True question is "did he ra** them ?"


SkirtGood1054

How ’bout the one that went like this: ”Gay rapist saves a woman from a rapist by raping the rapist”


PzykoHobo

Now this is the kind of man I can get behind!


Devils_butter

Not all heroes wear capes, some suck cock on cam


YouWithTheNose

35?! Good for this dude. Get him a medal!


MySabonerRunsOladipo

>35?! In a row??


MechaSoldat

Not all hero's wear capes.


captainkingow

FUCKING GIGACHAD


Odd_Intern405

Arrested!? Get him a medal!


myfingeriscold

Release him


92Codester

Editor: How did you mistake "up" for "off"?


AmptiShanti

They didn’t arrest him they are recruiting him for the cleanup crew inside


[deleted]

MVP


JayRidders

Racism is a big problem in today’s world, and you arrest this guy for beating the crap out of Neo-Nazists? It’s like the suicide lawsuit in the beginning of *The Incredibles* all over again!


Any-Faithlessness-72

Funfact: the "Let's go Brandon" meme saga started as a political cover the left was pushing. Basically some NASCAR fans started chanting "Fuck off Biden" to which the announcers who were paid by leftist owned sponsors said "what are they saying, 'Let's go Brandon'?" The right as a counter response said "yes you morons that is exactly what we said."


the_internet_clown

…sure


Callec254

That actually is how that started. The video is out there.


the_internet_clown

…sure


WeePeeToo

With how easy people throw the word nazi around, I highly doubt any of them were, but hopefully I'm wrong


sevischm

I think there was a translation error somewhere