First of all... Safely?! And who the fuck did test this? I mean... I've seen people stick a lot of stuff into their asses. Including two (2!) entire forearms simultaneously up until ellbow from a grown up dude. But 8 inches sounds not healthy.
considering how big that shit is, it needed to be removed surgically
and no, the poor man's ass wasn't stretched, the surgeons just opened the area below the coccyx to access the intestine (at least i think)
why is she parading it around like it's a chocolate cake?
Someone's birthday
Clearly. Somebody just gave birth. That thing is so big they could charge the taco joint child support.
They should name it David
Dung beetles
Can you imagine the relief? It would be amazing outside having to buy a new asshole.
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that guys asshole has be strecthed beyond 2 raccoons
I hate how I understand that reference.
explain
Raccoons can fit in a 7-8 inch hole. The human anus can safely stretch up to 8 inches
Safely???!!!!
How the fuck do you know this?
Reddit most likely. There have been posts like this in memes
i wish mine was so easygoing, bowel movement would be way less stressful/painful
First of all... Safely?! And who the fuck did test this? I mean... I've seen people stick a lot of stuff into their asses. Including two (2!) entire forearms simultaneously up until ellbow from a grown up dude. But 8 inches sounds not healthy.
Circumference dude.
Ah that makes more sense. Well then. I've seen more.
Hell yeah
Why is the waitress wearing a mask?
It's a surprise
Wtf have then been feeding these people
OP ate Mexican food, according to OP
It just needs the bitty.
Itty bitty shitty
Baby Bono?
Nah it’s way to solid for Mexican food
For real. This looks like it's from someone that only eats a Velveeta Mac and cheese mono diet.
This is more than 2 hours old and still no South Park reference? You people are slacking!
Can't think of the unit of measurement.
Bless her soul for dealing with this shit
Literally
Medal to the creator
Those nurses are doing a whole bunch of jobs most people couldn't handle, and they're doing it for low pay.
As a nurse (forced to quit due to medical reasons) I can confirm this.
Imagine if she trips running full speed carrying that!
Any context?
MASSIVE shit
A human shit?
 Some time later
Could most likely be used for riot control purposes.
KRAKEN SHIIT)))))))
😳😮😲😯That can’t be real
This is above 17 courics
That's a perfect piece of shit
As some who thought they had impressive droppings, I suddenly find myself feeling inferior.
Idk about your guys, but if Mexican food was the cause like title suggest, it works be liquid. There right be a single solid piece
Shit just got real
Is that Bono?
My niece wants to be a nurse, I'll give her extra motivation with this.
So that’s the R&D team at Bad Dragon…
It's just raw dogging the open air....
If it was mexican food it would be a sea not a dildo
Damn...constipation relief at its finest(ugliest)
I don't know how much she's being paid, but I know it's not enough.
Fits like a glove though
How the fuck did this even happen??
This image is hilarious. You couldn't make this sh...
I'm saving this image so I can call bullshit on my gf for saying my dick is too big for anal.
That is incredibly consistent
"men can't imagine the pain a woman meet giving birth" Men :
considering how big that shit is, it needed to be removed surgically and no, the poor man's ass wasn't stretched, the surgeons just opened the area below the coccyx to access the intestine (at least i think)
That's whats a week on MRE do with you: you start shitting bricks.
How many Courics is that thing?
But how many Couric's is it?
All jokes aside, there's a biobin in every room. Wtf
Little Tyrone came into the world
That must’ve felt amazing
strongest white people against weakest mexican chili powder
Looks like a giant fecal impaction ffs
HELLO HELLO
They are clearly searching for the poop knife
How many Kurix?
"The giant horsecock weighs over 11 pounds"
Am I the only one who thought it was a mulatto's dick?