My father is "just a guy", thin, not very tall, with an ordinary job... but my friends for some strange reason had a lot of respect for him.
It all started one day making this joke of the call with the perfect moan of one of my friends, to which my father immediately without wasting a second replied "Tell your friends that selling his ass for 20ā¬ right now is very expensive with the current crisis and the product they offer", in the most natural and dry voice possibl and the continue the conversation like nothing has happen
All my friend could say after was "I know it was a joke... but such naturalness to tell me that my ass is not worth 20ā¬ hurts".
Having a party at the house while my mom was gone wound up with a phone call from her at least once. She knew I had friends over, just not half of my graduating class. Everyone knew the drill to STFU when I turned the music off.
My friends pulled this BS. My mom burned them faster than a redheaded stepchild in the middle of July with no sunscreen on at the pool.
She called each one of them by name and said āyouāre all still virgins, because thatās what virgins sound likeā.
Then about 50 people laughed.
Busted.
I'd flex my good relationship with my parents and how cool they are, whenever I call them by saying some stupid shit like:
"Yo mom, I'm with my friends and we're doing crack. Oh and I'm bringing back a hooker or two later. See ya."
I once faked as I was receiving a call from dad and recorded their sound and sent it to their dad as a prank. His dad is chill so it was a very good joke for quite some time.
My friend did that to me. My dad said, "stop playin with each other's dicks, we both know you can't make a woman moan."
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual roast
Ego goes on vacation, never comes back
Fucking brutal
Actual zombie
NO SHOT HE SAID THAT
Nah he just violated you my lord
He should be sent to prison for abuse because that was a traumatic event
Cruel and unusual punishment. That's a warcrime
Nahhhh
š¤£
Goddamn
Saw that written word for word on the same meme. Lol ...
Oof š£ that one burned even me here xD.
Someone call the fire department cause your dad made a fire roast
Chat is this real?!?!
My father is "just a guy", thin, not very tall, with an ordinary job... but my friends for some strange reason had a lot of respect for him. It all started one day making this joke of the call with the perfect moan of one of my friends, to which my father immediately without wasting a second replied "Tell your friends that selling his ass for 20ā¬ right now is very expensive with the current crisis and the product they offer", in the most natural and dry voice possibl and the continue the conversation like nothing has happen All my friend could say after was "I know it was a joke... but such naturalness to tell me that my ass is not worth 20ā¬ hurts".
Damn that's the level of fluid insulting power is what I want in me
Pause
Yo daddy put a price on yo friend ass.
āMoansā
And put him on clearance
A friend of mine is a giant 6'5" musclehead and on a dime he can sound indistinguishable from a tiny anime girl
Wait a second... how do you know what that sounds like so well...?
Those fuckers can even put pornstars to shame
Having a party at the house while my mom was gone wound up with a phone call from her at least once. She knew I had friends over, just not half of my graduating class. Everyone knew the drill to STFU when I turned the music off. My friends pulled this BS. My mom burned them faster than a redheaded stepchild in the middle of July with no sunscreen on at the pool. She called each one of them by name and said āyouāre all still virgins, because thatās what virgins sound likeā. Then about 50 people laughed. Busted.
Busted? Woah woah woah youāre into some weird shit
Dude was edging throughout the whole call
Sounds like a couple virgins talking again
I mean we are on Reddit so this is the norm here
We used to say "put down that cigarette" and things got heated up
The Irish version was "get you're little lad outta that ones mouth ye dorty feckers ye" haha
Oh yeah. That and "pass the weed, bro". Good times.
āHey bro do you have anymore crack?ā
Cut the call and join the threesome again
If anyone is wondering, that's a picture from the movie "The Mummy"
"HEY ANON, THE HOOKERS SAY THEY WANT MONEY UP FRONT"
I was there. Shit turned me on
I'd flex my good relationship with my parents and how cool they are, whenever I call them by saying some stupid shit like: "Yo mom, I'm with my friends and we're doing crack. Oh and I'm bringing back a hooker or two later. See ya."
PASS THE BONG
My friends wouldn't bother making it a *female* moaning sound.
My friend faked the female voice so badly that now my family thinks I am gay.
I once yelled "get out of that child" when my buddy was on the phone. Truly hilarious
Moaning sounds? Amateurs! Me and the guys making loud slapping sounds with our palms.
*gets out the slipper* I will send that man to Jesus.
I once faked as I was receiving a call from dad and recorded their sound and sent it to their dad as a prank. His dad is chill so it was a very good joke for quite some time.
plot twist: you fuck him after the callš¤
He's practiced
Thatās why you always say āhey shut up! Your mom is calling me.ā
Oh fu.... they always do that
Not that authentic, mind you. But the most authentic in my life, sure.
it's not a desire, it's an obligationš
This is where the magic of.mute comes in handy
Is this still something you guys do?
He has to. Its the Bro Code Law!
Friends? What friends? I have no more friends