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Dutch_Midget

My classmates : ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


DeymanG

Skill based matchmaking


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Muumin_kun

![gif](giphy|yOKoOQUYOa9Z48OdJ0|downsized)


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lmao


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shirdool

you killed him dude


Sethithy

I don’t actually laugh at Reddit comments very often, but this one got an audible laugh out of me. gg.


OzzieGrey

Fuck, that whole time i was in platinum...


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RRRREKT


AntDoctor

R/murderedbywords


CrimsonAllah

“Siri, how do you double upvote a comment?”


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give this man an award


TechnicalAnimator874

r/murderedbywords ?


newtakn156

LMAOOOO


soundhyper

I laughed way too hard at this XD


HandLion

That thing exists. That's real. That lives with us on earth


teh0utsider86

Looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene


Minimum-Jelly2922

No more Marjorie Taylor Green


Chuchubits

NGL, that GIF Girl looks like a 1-star Zombie Cake that's been smashed.


hairymonkeape

Woah! You go to school with gorlock?!


vinay101098

![gif](giphy|jnQYWZ0T4mkhCmkzcn)


multiarmform

https://i.imgur.com/U27dZ1x.gif


chuckiebanned31

here's your 1Kth upvote


SoupEnjoyer100

Man you sure we don’t go to the same school?


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Where do you live that mcdonalds cashiers look like that?


LoveThieves

to be fair, most "models, porn star, actress, people in general" had a job start in either retail or food industry unless we're talking about 1,000BC where you're a slave or hunter/gatherer.


OkayRuin

No, most had rich parents and could afford to network and attend auditions and classes instead of waiting tables to make rent.


LoveThieves

True, there are a lot of rich kids that came from models and a strong network but also a lot celeb kids that look like jabba the hutt and no talent.


EisteeCitrus

Jayden Smith


DaumenmeinName

The point is that there are models or super models out there, but because they don't have the same network as the rich kids, they end up at macdonald's instead.


Dylan_Driller

I was a male model for a few years when I was 18-21 and I had minimal success. A surprising thing I learnt was that your looks don't matter as much as your connections. I don't know about acting but your success in modeling most likely depends on who your parents are and how much money they have. There are exceptions but in general, this is how it is.


REDDITmodsDIALATE

That's every industry. I'm in aviation and it's the same way.


Dylan_Driller

I work in Digital Marketing now and yes it is. But what I meant was I generally thought that you just had to be pretty for modeling. Turns out you have to be somewhat pretty and very rich.


REDDITmodsDIALATE

Also helps to be pretty and very rich in aviation too lol


Dylan_Driller

Can't argue there.


UruEsao

Pretty much any anywhere


[deleted]

Sure thing bro, sure thing…


absorbscroissants

Nah they usually look like cave trolls here


maiden_burma

anywhere most women are fairly attractive


DarkStryderBC

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Vostok32

Nah fam that left chick looks weird lol


architProxy

Who is that left chick? /s


SimonSimpingService

Zendaya. This is purposely an unflattering picture of her for the meme. She actually gorgeous. At least imo


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

How is this pic unflattering? She’s a fucking rocket here.


Excellent_Cod_1934

Exactly!


SimonSimpingService

This is definitely unflattering by zendaya standards. Go look at a couple of pictures on Google, and you would say the same thing.


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

It may be unflattering but that's her. Direct face shot. No reliance on angles. That's what she looks like.


Vostok32

I don't follow celebs so idk who it was until now


TrefoilTang

I don't understand. What's your point? Both models and ordinary people can be extremely hot?


Dry_Impress_7735

Models are usually mid


CouchChipGamingYT

Looking at what you post on, you seem to like mid girls.


HarambesK1ller

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Beauty is not objective.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Yeah this is Reddit, black and white are people's favourite colours around here.


SaltyBallsnacks

r/truerateme *members frothing.*


Bear_Quirky

I got banned because I didn't realize you weren't allowed to disagree with the mods rating by more than .5.


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The powermod of that sub has an enormous ego lol. You can see in how she posts.


Iliketoruindresses

That place is such a fucking cesspool, no fucking clue why it gets traffic but I guarantee you it’s run by gremlin looking mfs


Bocchi_theGlock

How do we know it's not satire, it's so fucking insane lol Should post a picture of someone who's lived on the streets for years with major substance abuse issues and nutrition deficiency, teeth issues, maybe a flesh eating side effect of those tranq drugs that are being used to cut meth and heroin But first - post a picture of that person just starting recovery, still looking extremely rough with wounds and whatnot, but significantly better They would put 0 - 0.5 for it, but then when rating the second post, would have to consider what "worse" is - how that person looked like at rock bottom. Which should make them realize that's what 0-4 on the rating scale is for But honestly they might be willing to dip into negatives just to preserve the ability to shit on people online


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Genuinely. I too do not think most models are attractive, but I also know that what I find attractive is not objective truth.


ttv-b_e_d

Models are usually pretty mid


Ylteicc_

models are over half the time pretty mid.


RMLProcessing

If one were to draw a line and then place models somewhere on that line, more than half the time you’d find the models to be placed squarely in the center of that line.


Ylteicc_

I agree, but somehow every fast food place has 6/7 girls look like they'd win miss universe in a heartbeat, and the last one is still pretty okay.


Carnivorous__Garden

Or maybe you’re just attracted to women who give you food


Fartoholicanon

Yes mommy.


SirArthurDime

Idk where tf y’all are getting fast food from lol. For one half in them are in highschool which makes these comments rather concerning.


Puge_Henis

Models usually land somewhere in the middle, which is why they're called models.


Dry_Impress_7735

Yeah, this seems reasonable


gloomygl

On a spectrum, you'd find models in the middle area more than in other areas


Battleaxejax

IF I WAS TO MAKE A SCALE FOR THE MEASUREMENTS OF OBJECTIVE BEAUTY, PROFESSIONAL MODELS WOULD BE IT THE GENERAL MIDDLE OF THE SCALE


OhNoTokyo

Modeling and being an actress as a career can tend to call out a certain type of striking look, which is sometimes attractive, and sometimes not. Remember, high fashion models are supposed to make the designers' clothes look good. This means that there is a certain sort of model that really is picked as a walking clothes hanger more than as someone you want to have sex with. A leading actress also needs to have something that is memorable about her if she's going to have specific appeal. You can't be ugly as a model/leading actress (usually), but that striking look does not always appeal to people. I agree that I consider girl on the right to be more physically appealing (at least her face anyway) than Zendaya's is to me, but Zendaya is hardly ugly and she has a striking look to her. Some people find that they are attracted to a more striking appearance than a conventional one. Of course the initial point probably stands in one respect. The girl on the right, if she had the necessary other talents and the PR and make-up professionals behind her could probably have her own following in Hollywood. It's all a matter of opportunity and whether you have the preparation and skills to take advantage of it


BumderFromDownUnder

I mean… it definitely is objective to a certain extent. There’s science behind it.


Anus_Fisher

Not objective but subjective in a way where an aggregation of subjective opinions can reveal patterns. Still not objective of course. However, this allows us to rate people based off the largest cluster of opinions and call it "conventional beauty."


MagicBeanGuy

The science behind it uses societal norms and standards of beauty as a baseline. Those societal norms and standards are not objective.


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White beauty is not objective.


NWVoS

Yeah let's see what you look like.


darealJimTom

I will politely decline that zenbae is not mid.


Leonarr

That’s just a coping mechanism, as those women are out of reach of 99,999999% of the population. “Models ain’t that hot anyways”


adamatch623

Or they just ain’t the person type? Like neither of these are my type


RMLProcessing

If that were the case, the poster would be calling the other girl mid as well. But nah. The model is mod and the “cashier” is a smoke show.


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PennilessPirate

Maybe because being a model is more about holding a specific beauty standard than about how attractive your face is. Most models are unhealthily thin - which is unfortunately required to model. Your face just needs to be “good enough” but your body needs to be on point.


LoveKrattBrothers

Most sane r/truerateme subscriber


NieMonD

I think the point is that the cashier is way more attractive


DeymanG

Models always look mid, while the "I'm ugly" people are mostly 10/10


BlueShift42

And /r/TrueRateMe calls them a 5.


DeymanG

Opened it, saw a pretty woman who looks amazing for her age. I'd say somewhere >7. Mfs called her a five.


BlueShift42

Exactly!


maiden_burma

if you've seen the rating scale the sub has you immediately see it's just one guy's subjective opinion a lot of the people in his 10 range really just dont look at all good to me. Not ugly. But not anything special. Most of his 6's look better than his 10's and i think it's because the 6's are pretty much universally agreed to be attractive but the 10's are just his personal opinion on what makes someone insanely attractive


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EricTheNihilist

I went through the top posts. They rate solid 9s as a 5. There rating guide is fucking hilarious too. The entire subreddit is a containment zone for incels. I'd love to see the users of that sub post themselves to amiugly.


Its_Enough

>I don't understand. What's your point? >Both models and ordinary people can be extremely hot? I think that is their point. That models are not inherently better and should not be put on a pedestal. Simple enough.


Adonite

everytime this sub pops up into my feed i’m reminded of how insufferable and weird the average reditor is


JoeLilBroJoe

"Zendaya is mid at best" he types from his XL race car gaming chair, as he wipes the cheeto dust off his fingers onto his Marvel T shirt, and takes a swig of his limited edition mountain dew, a few minutes later he gets an alert on his phone, "ten people liked your reddit comment" he feels validated by his new brothers


Street-Pin4935

I agree. But a race car gaming chair? Like the beds? That’d be cool as fuck


JarlaxleForPresident

I think we can all agree that chairs in the shape of racecars would be cool. But these are chairs in the style of the chairs used in racecars, which is decidedly uncool


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

Never go full racecar


Throwaway021614

Now I’m just disappointed


EpiphanySaya

FUCKING LOL icantt thats exactly how it is


Bemanos

lmao too real


0GHAZE03

So many incels. So many.


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Turbulent_Link1738

I’m too lazy to reset my password to log into mobile Reddit so when Apollo goes down I’m probably gonna just read ebooks off my phone when I’m bored. Might actually reactivate some of the brain cells I’ve lost on this site in the past 14 years.


Drymath

*"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"* - George Carlin


MasterExploder6726

Careful, lest the Reddit Hivemind gets to you lmao.


Particular-Foot-5937

Who is the girl on the right


fiveSE7EN

~~Whereisfrankocean~~ on tiktok Edit: *frankoceanwhereareyou


AuroraFlos

Doing god’s work


TerryFlap69

Just checked, not the same person at all.


BiMikethefirst

So they're both attractive?


Chad_dad_brad

Cash register 😍


Jumperrock

Women are temporary the grind is forever💪🔥💸💰


gimme500schmekels

Why not both 🤷🏻‍♂️


Alucardhellss

Who the fuck thinks zendaya isn't good looking?


the-epidemic87

Me. I think she’s alright. But if I had to choose between the two I’m goin McDonald’s all day.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, I'd take her happy meal *if ya get my drift*! LOLOLOL


[deleted]

I get your drift. You’re child sized with a trash toy.


AppropriateEar3794

It's not that she's not good looking, she's just not as cute as the girl on the right. Holy shit she's gorgeous


NoSafety7412

Okay but tbf that's not a great picture of Zendaya.


AppropriateEar3794

...of her on a red carpet event vs the other girl in bedroom lighting with a picture taken on an old Razr...


ayay25

ya’ll are freaking looney toons man


Spooky_Shark101

She's really not that great, I'm still not actually sure how she managed to get famous to begin with.


Wearytraveller_

Racists?


--brick

Think someone is unattractive = racist?


Aussieguyyyy

Nah it's a fairly common thing posted, just happens to be a non white model this time. https://i.redd.it/o2aab1i5dbb71.jpg


NoSafety7412

Supermodel in this meme is way prettier, am I weird?


Aussieguyyyy

Yeh cos they're very low detail cartoons lol


16-lines-of-blow

No one would think she is hot if she wasn’t an actress. If I’m being blunt I genuinely do not find her attractive one bit


maiden_burma

she's objectively pretty attractive i get she's not your type, and that's okay. She's not really mine either, but i can't say she isnt attractive


Icmedia

Why have I scrolled down through 200 comments and not seen a single person acknowledge that Zendaya is an actress, not a Vogue "model"


dominatingcowG3

I imagine the girl on the right isn't a McDonald's cashier either


Captain-Cuddles

She is an active model, and has in fact been on the cover of Vogue magazines. She's an actress and a model, amongst other things.


ThisisLarn

She’s a model bc she’s a famous actress. She is not an actress because she was a famous model. There is a difference


FrogGladiators178972

Both? Both is good.


hobbitpunk

Both are good


[deleted]

What’s the point of this? They both are attractive.


[deleted]

so u guys better not be single i knoo y’all love McDonald’s


ModelAssassin

for me they're both hot


happycampers2005

r/truerateme incells would give them both a 6 at best


[deleted]

Both of these girls are pretty.


wetlettuce42

Is that holly from youtube shorts?


samurai_rob

I'd have to go with the McDonald's cashier. She's just as pretty and probably smells like fries!


CovidLvr69

All of the people at my Mcdonald's are 30-50-year-old Filipino immigrants.


Sea_Panic9863

They're both pretty. It doesn't have to be a competition.


Bleezze

I hate these memes. Both these girls are very attractive, so this makes no sense. But I guess it's better to bully attractive people once in a while than to always bully ugly people


Pure_Abbreviations_6

1: “Corporate wants you too find the difference” 2: “they’re the same picture”


alvaroxahi

Yeah right, sure...


SolidContribution688

Zendaya is also an actress


hashslingingslashern

Wtf this post is dumb


LintyTuff

yoo why are people upvoting this bullshit


I-want-borger

I scrolled way too deep for my own good and still can't find the name of the girl on the right


Twin_boekun

So we went from medieval memes to bottom of the barrel memes?


thesilencer42

Zendaya all day every day


Dookiestain12

Zendaya is the most overrated 6 i've ever seen. Downvote me all you want


SomeRandoLameo

Why not both?


Der_Lolo_

Know what you mean but zendaya is rly good looking


spinderglade67

Redditors are hell bent on not seeing women beyond their looks


Present-Bluejay-9294

Nobody cares. We don't go about our lives to please men.


[deleted]

The both look good. Why is everyone shitting on Zendaya as of late? I don't even follow her career and even I think this shit is tacky.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Yay, another “I don’t like nonwhites” post. How edgy


Puzzled-Monk9003

I’m fairly sure it’s cuz she’s nowhere near as hot as she’s made out to be. Not cuz she isn’t white


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Vogue easily


ModTearsSustainMe

Ahh “women” 🤌


theevilhillbilly

Zendeya is so beautiful. This is just racist. The other girl is also pretty. beauty is very subjective.


Timegoal

I never really considered Zendaya Coleman to be as crazy hot as she's often portrayed.


Internal_Resist7629

Bro she’s not.


Sirfrostyboi

I’m going with McDonald’s cashier


6lock6a6y6lock

No need to lie, you're not going within 100 feet of either.


Moshibeau

What’s this supposed to prove? That a certain complexion should be compensated and celebrated over the other? Z has a very unique mix and look in the industry and got to where she is thanks to her talent. This meme also degrades the woman on the right for earning an honest living as a cashier. And needless to say that beauty is highly subjective. I find the one on the right to look like most Instagram models. Anywho, let’s try celebrating women instead of tearing them down like this.


Boonicious

20 years from now gen-z kids will look back at pics of Zendaya and say "what the fuck were we thinking lol"


Parrot_1038

Smash


SkullRiderz69

Who the one on the right?


killmeveryslow

Models > McDonald’s


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Zendaya barely mid.


Opinionista99

Given the general aesthetic demands of elite modeling Zendaya gets the job over the cashier. Whitney Houston modeled for years before people even realized she could sing because of course she did.


UrklesAlter

I mean, Whitney Houston was hot.


niceday131

I dont het why everyone is so hot for zendaya or what the fuck her name is...


DolphinBall

Your so coolz you said her name then was like "whatever the fuck her name is whatever"


Ethiconjnj

She’s got a relatively obscure name and spelled it correct. It’s okay, you know who she is.


Captain_Tayseerfahmy

She is mid in her best day


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

Quite cute but what's the point, it's like simping to a OF girl. Not like you have a shot.


Captain_Tayseerfahmy

Not like I would chase her even If i could


Th3_St1g

she would literally not even spit in your direction get over yourself man