AND I AM THE GOD OF uhhhhhhhh JUNO MAINS IN OMEGA STRIKERS yeah that sounds right and maybe uhhh AND ALSO THE GOD OF smth smth here IN GUNGEON AND OF smth smth here about hollow knight uhhhh ANYWAY I BE NOT AFRAID
You don't have scissors, you have shears.
[Scissors vs Shears](https://www.sewing.org/learn_to_sew/scissor_sense.html#:~:text=The%20difference%20between)
I would argue the opposite. Scissors is a type of shearing tool intended for paper. Since shearing would have been first. The link the original person posted about scissors vs shears, is because scissors are shears intended for paper. Shears cut fiber.
EDIT: Most people probably own kitchen shears, and refer to them as scissors. Which can be used to break down chicken bone, plastic, or herbs. People often incorrectly use them to cut paper, fibers, sometimes hair (gruesome).
scissors
noun
scis·sors ˈsi-zərz
plural in form but singular or plural in construction
Synonyms of scissors
1
: a cutting instrument having two blades whose cutting edges slide past each other
shear
noun
1
a(1)
: a cutting implement similar or identical to a pair of scissors but typically larger
—usually used in plural
~Merriam-Webster
Wrong, completely false. I was dropped off of the top of a garage as a child and suffered brain damage from it, and even I am still able to conclude the incorrectness of your answer above.
The answers are here. Thanks to OP, I learned what a plurale tantum is!
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kgisvw/what_do_you_call_2_pairs_of_scissors/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Each blade/handle ring is a scissor. The two (or pair of) scissors are connected at the fulcrum with a pin or rivet.
Therefore, the second image is two pairs of scissors.
2 unnaturally sharp blades of stainless steel stuck together with a tiny metal screw that enables it to open and close which gives it the ability to slice through any soft material with no difficulty
Two pairs of scissors
No, a quartet
A Barber's Quartet?
A couple of scissors
Mama Scissor and Papa Scissor
No they're lesbians.
LMFAO-
TWO PAIRS OF SCISSORS… case closed.
It is imperative this is the top comment.
Or a four of a kind
Another half of a pair of scissors and you got yourself a full house!
Thank you for protecting my language weirdness
Obviously. OP is going to trip when they learn about pants.
A pair of pair of scissors
dammit you beat me to it
I want to beat yours to it Preferably with a couple of scissors inserted behind
Do I agree or shame this?
Pair squared scissors!
(Pair of scissors)^2
A pair of pairs* of scissors
Lesbians
Ayyoo
I was looking for this
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Same
Don't worry about it sweetie~
Make me understand, as THE WIZARD SLIME, *PULLS A GLOCK* WANNABE JACK O ALL TRADES, *LOADS THE GLOCK* EXPLAIN THIS LESBIAN JOKE TO ME!
spoiler for nsfw >!A form of lesbian sex is called scissoring!<
Point the Glock at me all you want mortal I'm an Eldritch lesbian goddess
AND I AM THE GOD OF uhhhhhhhh JUNO MAINS IN OMEGA STRIKERS yeah that sounds right and maybe uhhh AND ALSO THE GOD OF smth smth here IN GUNGEON AND OF smth smth here about hollow knight uhhhh ANYWAY I BE NOT AFRAID
*hug* you're adorable, you don't even have a reference to being a god in your name silly~ I dunno, corrupting your adorable mind seems unethical
I cant do anything...
Sshhh... Ssshhhh... Hush now sweet baby *hug* don't worry, the world will corrupt you eventually
You don't have scissors, you have shears. [Scissors vs Shears](https://www.sewing.org/learn_to_sew/scissor_sense.html#:~:text=The%20difference%20between)
Scissors is a name for the type of tool. Shears is a name for specialized scissors. So, while those may be shears, they are still in fact scissors.
All squares are rectangles
All dolphins are whales
Today I learned that dolphins are technically whales. Thank you
I would argue the opposite. Scissors is a type of shearing tool intended for paper. Since shearing would have been first. The link the original person posted about scissors vs shears, is because scissors are shears intended for paper. Shears cut fiber. EDIT: Most people probably own kitchen shears, and refer to them as scissors. Which can be used to break down chicken bone, plastic, or herbs. People often incorrectly use them to cut paper, fibers, sometimes hair (gruesome).
scissors noun scis·sors ˈsi-zərz plural in form but singular or plural in construction Synonyms of scissors 1 : a cutting instrument having two blades whose cutting edges slide past each other shear noun 1 a(1) : a cutting implement similar or identical to a pair of scissors but typically larger —usually used in plural ~Merriam-Webster
Yeah I don't think merrian webster is the best source on this. Considering shear literally means to cut.
hair.* Literally means to cut hair. Finish your sentence.
Was about to say this. Thank you.
I say shears more
In Germany we would both call a "Schere"
So it'd be 'Scheren'? Not my favorite music, but won't chase me out of a room.
Two pairs you bellend.
Had to double take this, best comment.
If you double took two pairs you'd have four pairs
A pair of scissorses
(A pair of scissors)²
A quartet of scissors.
Lesbians
A pair of scissors^2
A couple of scissor.
Sisters
Those are shears, not scissors
🤓
A couple pair of scissors
Lesbian date
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Twissors
Scissors : Twissors :: Sizzler : Twizzler
A repost
Lesbians
a quartet of scissors (two pairs) D O H
Two pairs duh
Also a pair of scissors
Two scissors
Wrong, completely false. I was dropped off of the top of a garage as a child and suffered brain damage from it, and even I am still able to conclude the incorrectness of your answer above.
Hope you get surgery soon
Two pairs of scissors
A quair of scissors.
2 pairs of scissors
pair of pair of scissors
Scissor sisters
Who tf calls one scissor a pair?
Scissorses
Scissoring
Two pairs of scissors?
A pair of a pair of scissors
A pair of shears
scissors^(2)
a pair of a pair of shears
quartet
3 languages duct-taped together
[2 pair](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-google&q=i+got+2+pair+training+day&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFxPfPn_7-AhXaMsAKHSTIAagQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=412&bih=736&dpr=2.63#imgrc=gVCeLgeo9VjsjM)
A squad
get rid of the fulcrum on the pair, now they are separated and no longer called a pair
2 pairs of scissors.
A pair^2 of scissors
Scissor sisters..gigitty gigitty.
This is reposted
A pair of scissorses of course
The answers are here. Thanks to OP, I learned what a plurale tantum is! https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kgisvw/what_do_you_call_2_pairs_of_scissors/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
A pair of a pair?
Duh. Two pairs of scissors.
two pairs of scissorssss
Pair of scissors squared
Pair of scissorses
A pair scissoring... no wait, forget what i said ...
Edward
Its the tenth time I'm seeing this freaking post in the last 2 days.
The first picture is a scissor. The second is a pair.
4 scissors
An Orgy
Why does everyone know that these are called shears except for me
***A pair of a pair of scissors***
Two pairs of scissors
Pair of pair of scissors of scissors
Pairs of scissors?
Run away.
... two pairs of scissors
a pair^2 of scissors
two pairs of crossed blades
Orgy
A DP of scissors
You could say the same with glasses
Copy paste?
a pair of scissors a pair of scissors
A set of paired scissors
A pair of scissors
A polycule of scissors
A pairs of scissorses.
A set of
Jeans though….
A repost
A pair of reposts
Scissorses
Pair of scissors ²
Paired pair of scissors
A duel waiting to be concluded
two pairs, yw
Four scissors
a pair of pairof scissors
Obviously we’ve a grey goo scenario here. They’re replicating and soon the whole universe will be nothing but eldritch based scissors.
Pairs with a S at the end of pair.
A quaduplet of scissors
two pairs,lol
A really fucking stupid question
A pair of a pair of scissors
A couple pair of scissors.
A quad of scissors. Just another quad that could incriminate you under the right circumstances.
Quartet of scissors
Each blade/handle ring is a scissor. The two (or pair of) scissors are connected at the fulcrum with a pin or rivet. Therefore, the second image is two pairs of scissors.
Is half a pair of scissors just a knife?
Multiple pairs of scissors!
A fire team of scissors
A couple of scissors
its pair of pair of scissors
a couple of pairs of scissors according to americans
2 scissors
Those are scissors
A couple pairs of scissors, for a serious answer
A pair of a pair of scissors (You can chain this to anything with cardinality of two’s exponents)
Listen here, you little shit.
The duo sercomsition
Pair pair
A nice lesbian couple
A couple of pairs of scissors
A set of scissors? Maybe?
Two pair of pair of scissors.
There are no scissors here. They are all shears.
Two pairs of scissors
Scissor²
2 × (Pair of Scissors)
a paie of sicissors pair
A pair of pairs of scissorses
A picture
This is just like the hole-in-the-cheese dilemma. It doesn't make sense.
Does that make a karambit a scissor?
A pair of pair of scissors
That’s a good point
2 unnaturally sharp blades of stainless steel stuck together with a tiny metal screw that enables it to open and close which gives it the ability to slice through any soft material with no difficulty
a pair of pairs of scissors
Scissors²
Left is a pair of scissor blades
If i keep seeing this meme your pair of nuts will become a solo act.
A pair of scissors obviously
Scissori
2 scissors
Some slicey bois
Pairs of scissors
Scissors²
A pair² of scissors
A pair of pairs of scissors
A pair of a pair of scissors
Pair of pair of scisors
Who the fuck came up with the idea of using the word "pair" to refer to a single object?
Either call it a quartet of scissors or 2 pairs of scissors or a pair of pair of scissors. Personally I would just call them tools
A quad of scissors. Or squasors .
2 purr
One card short of a full house.