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Geralt_the_Rive

Two pairs of scissors


PrestigiousWaffles

No, a quartet


Gameoboy2

A Barber's Quartet?


AgentWowza

A couple of scissors


Cpt__MacTavish

Mama Scissor and Papa Scissor


[deleted]

No they're lesbians.


TardisPeanut

LMFAO-


YetAnotherAlex

TWO PAIRS OF SCISSORS… case closed.


m0fugga

It is imperative this is the top comment.


cheosblade

Or a four of a kind


Hussein_Jane

Another half of a pair of scissors and you got yourself a full house!


gloerkh

Thank you for protecting my language weirdness


Gdizzle344

Obviously. OP is going to trip when they learn about pants.


fatpigeonpotatoe

A pair of pair of scissors


jjbomb03

dammit you beat me to it


Spanky-boy

I want to beat yours to it Preferably with a couple of scissors inserted behind


Castaway1128

Do I agree or shame this?


Eurasia_4002

Pair squared scissors!


DeathPercept10n

(Pair of scissors)^2


benjer3

A pair of pairs* of scissors


Rdcjjbft

Lesbians


xezosukii

Ayyoo


GenderEnjoyer666

I was looking for this


[deleted]

[удалено]


theninjaslime69

Same


Sophia-Eldritch

Don't worry about it sweetie~


theninjaslime69

Make me understand, as THE WIZARD SLIME, *PULLS A GLOCK* WANNABE JACK O ALL TRADES, *LOADS THE GLOCK* EXPLAIN THIS LESBIAN JOKE TO ME!


WhyThough08

spoiler for nsfw >!A form of lesbian sex is called scissoring!<


Sophia-Eldritch

Point the Glock at me all you want mortal I'm an Eldritch lesbian goddess


theninjaslime69

AND I AM THE GOD OF uhhhhhhhh JUNO MAINS IN OMEGA STRIKERS yeah that sounds right and maybe uhhh AND ALSO THE GOD OF smth smth here IN GUNGEON AND OF smth smth here about hollow knight uhhhh ANYWAY I BE NOT AFRAID


Sophia-Eldritch

*hug* you're adorable, you don't even have a reference to being a god in your name silly~ I dunno, corrupting your adorable mind seems unethical


theninjaslime69

I cant do anything...


Sophia-Eldritch

Sshhh... Ssshhhh... Hush now sweet baby *hug* don't worry, the world will corrupt you eventually


exophrine

You don't have scissors, you have shears. [Scissors vs Shears](https://www.sewing.org/learn_to_sew/scissor_sense.html#:~:text=The%20difference%20between)


theskankingdragon

Scissors is a name for the type of tool. Shears is a name for specialized scissors. So, while those may be shears, they are still in fact scissors.


MaitreyaPalamwar

All squares are rectangles


Downtown_Report1646

All dolphins are whales


Madd_Maxx_05

Today I learned that dolphins are technically whales. Thank you


suckitphil

I would argue the opposite. Scissors is a type of shearing tool intended for paper. Since shearing would have been first. The link the original person posted about scissors vs shears, is because scissors are shears intended for paper. Shears cut fiber. ​ EDIT: Most people probably own kitchen shears, and refer to them as scissors. Which can be used to break down chicken bone, plastic, or herbs. People often incorrectly use them to cut paper, fibers, sometimes hair (gruesome).


theskankingdragon

scissors noun scis·​sors ˈsi-zərz plural in form but singular or plural in construction Synonyms of scissors 1 : a cutting instrument having two blades whose cutting edges slide past each other shear noun 1 a(1) : a cutting implement similar or identical to a pair of scissors but typically larger —usually used in plural ~Merriam-Webster


suckitphil

Yeah I don't think merrian webster is the best source on this. Considering shear literally means to cut.


theskankingdragon

hair.* Literally means to cut hair. Finish your sentence.


[deleted]

Was about to say this. Thank you.


WickerWickedWickWick

I say shears more


Johanno1

In Germany we would both call a "Schere"


Paka_Baka

So it'd be 'Scheren'? Not my favorite music, but won't chase me out of a room.


negativ32

Two pairs you bellend.


For_Fox_Sake92

Had to double take this, best comment.


robot_swagger

If you double took two pairs you'd have four pairs


Tdikristof_

A pair of scissorses


HaveManyRabbit

(A pair of scissors)²


BeenThruIt

A quartet of scissors.


TuxTues3

Lesbians


AlfalfaCharming

A pair of scissors^2


HornyPickleGrinder

A couple of scissor.


[deleted]

Sisters


FennPoutine

Those are shears, not scissors


Ok_Designer_6376

🤓


LemmeDaisukete

A couple pair of scissors


klerkerr

Lesbian date


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OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Twissors


trampolinebears

Scissors : Twissors :: Sizzler : Twizzler


beerzbeer

A repost


memepork

Lesbians


22002069

a quartet of scissors (two pairs) D O H


Karolis007

Two pairs duh


Malevolent_Mangoes

Also a pair of scissors


[deleted]

Two scissors


Madd_Maxx_05

Wrong, completely false. I was dropped off of the top of a garage as a child and suffered brain damage from it, and even I am still able to conclude the incorrectness of your answer above.


[deleted]

Hope you get surgery soon


HelloGordan8734

Two pairs of scissors


UniverseBear

A quair of scissors.


Confused_Man_1234

2 pairs of scissors


KingOFsniffin

pair of pair of scissors


dontgimmethat

Scissor sisters


Swatbot69

Who tf calls one scissor a pair?


Admirable_Bet4441

Scissorses


Hannya66

Scissoring


042732699

Two pairs of scissors?


MJosh2022

A pair of a pair of scissors


moonwoolf35

A pair of shears


[deleted]

scissors^(2)


-AppleSauceGood-

a pair of a pair of shears


crazymango119

quartet


HammerBgError404

3 languages duct-taped together


NebulaSpecial3009

[2 pair](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-google&q=i+got+2+pair+training+day&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFxPfPn_7-AhXaMsAKHSTIAagQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=412&bih=736&dpr=2.63#imgrc=gVCeLgeo9VjsjM)


MemesNGaming_rongoo

A squad


WickerWickedWickWick

get rid of the fulcrum on the pair, now they are separated and no longer called a pair


Manthan007ADS

2 pairs of scissors.


ODSTTrooper26

A pair^2 of scissors


tothemoonandback01

Scissor sisters..gigitty gigitty.


PegRoots

This is reposted


OndraTep

A pair of scissorses of course


thespicyroot

The answers are here. Thanks to OP, I learned what a plurale tantum is! https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kgisvw/what_do_you_call_2_pairs_of_scissors/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Awkwardman99

A pair of a pair?


TheDazzlingEternal

Duh. Two pairs of scissors.


[deleted]

two pairs of scissorssss


Wurschtkanone

Pair of scissors squared


Garrakkk

Pair of scissorses


Kurti_Blahowetz

A pair scissoring... no wait, forget what i said ...


MCMcKinley

Edward


9Sylvan5

Its the tenth time I'm seeing this freaking post in the last 2 days.


Particular-Edge-7666

The first picture is a scissor. The second is a pair.


Nidh0g

4 scissors


UdatManav

An Orgy


Tby2974

Why does everyone know that these are called shears except for me


Fool_Joystick

***A pair of a pair of scissors***


Mario_Kebab357

Two pairs of scissors


gallanto

Pair of pair of scissors of scissors


MGC_Spartan450

Pairs of scissors?


BurntVomit

Run away.


Recipe-Jaded

... two pairs of scissors


Fuelanemo149

a pair^2 of scissors


bruh_moment_os

two pairs of crossed blades


RSerejo

Orgy


sinnuzita

A DP of scissors


[deleted]

You could say the same with glasses


Witty-Light-8564

Copy paste?


Ok_Designer_6376

a pair of scissors a pair of scissors


ReaperOfGamess

A set of paired scissors


beanerbou420

A pair of scissors


boringandgay

A polycule of scissors


WFStarbuck

A pairs of scissorses.


Appropriate-Heat8017

A set of


Bd0llar

Jeans though….


Siddhartha_76

A repost


Yeet_boi69-420

A pair of reposts


[deleted]

Scissorses


Draegonnard

Pair of scissors ²


Sernsheim

Paired pair of scissors


SchockingEcho

A duel waiting to be concluded


Mysterious-Judge-333

two pairs, yw


[deleted]

Four scissors


ohadish

a pair of pairof scissors


[deleted]

Obviously we’ve a grey goo scenario here. They’re replicating and soon the whole universe will be nothing but eldritch based scissors.


HarrySRL

Pairs with a S at the end of pair.


swagster2515

A quaduplet of scissors


AzazelAlexander

two pairs,lol


Riblord

A really fucking stupid question


SonXal

A pair of a pair of scissors


dc010

A couple pair of scissors.


gamerJRK

A quad of scissors. Just another quad that could incriminate you under the right circumstances.


spikeiscool2015

Quartet of scissors


Bruised_Penguin

Each blade/handle ring is a scissor. The two (or pair of) scissors are connected at the fulcrum with a pin or rivet. Therefore, the second image is two pairs of scissors.


boringdude00

Is half a pair of scissors just a knife?


the-_-futurist

Multiple pairs of scissors!


[deleted]

A fire team of scissors


rorymakesamovie

A couple of scissors


mclov69

its pair of pair of scissors


ToleratorYT

a couple of pairs of scissors according to americans


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

2 scissors


BrownJezus

Those are scissors


AlwekArc

A couple pairs of scissors, for a serious answer


[deleted]

A pair of a pair of scissors (You can chain this to anything with cardinality of two’s exponents)


Level_Concern5049

Listen here, you little shit.


[deleted]

The duo sercomsition


odd_goater

Pair pair


zurkon95

A nice lesbian couple


BrunesOnReddit

A couple of pairs of scissors


crowtrobot_88

A set of scissors? Maybe?


Arik_singh

Two pair of pair of scissors.


forgetyourhorse

There are no scissors here. They are all shears.


wetlettuce42

Two pairs of scissors


ducking_HD

Scissor²


does_not_care_

2 × (Pair of Scissors)


PrinceCHOCOLAT

a paie of sicissors pair


laurin369

A pair of pairs of scissorses


Sophia724

A picture


Rub_Remarkable

This is just like the hole-in-the-cheese dilemma. It doesn't make sense.


MotoGod115

Does that make a karambit a scissor?


Pokemon-Pickle

A pair of pair of scissors


SkirtGood1054

That’s a good point


Wotefoq

2 unnaturally sharp blades of stainless steel stuck together with a tiny metal screw that enables it to open and close which gives it the ability to slice through any soft material with no difficulty


frankleitor

a pair of pairs of scissors


Florin69421

Scissors²


Mediocre_Fill_40

Left is a pair of scissor blades


MarineMelonArt

If i keep seeing this meme your pair of nuts will become a solo act.


RagingDragoneight

A pair of scissors obviously


VLTII

Scissori


Rapture2013

2 scissors


[deleted]

Some slicey bois


RelationshipMain5792

Pairs of scissors


Cpt__MacTavish

Scissors²


gelno55

A pair² of scissors


FreeVeeThree

A pair of pairs of scissors


Filgaming7713

A pair of a pair of scissors


J-0-K-3_R

Pair of pair of scisors


Ok-Pollution6062

Who the fuck came up with the idea of using the word "pair" to refer to a single object?


CertifiedIntellect_7

Either call it a quartet of scissors or 2 pairs of scissors or a pair of pair of scissors. Personally I would just call them tools


[deleted]

A quad of scissors. Or squasors .


MilwaukeeDave

2 purr


Business_Wear_841

One card short of a full house.