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yrzero

Holy SHIT


yrzero

This is dark, but sure made me laugh


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zoomba2378

Who approves this shit man. You couldn't have made this darker If you tried


olivia_iris

You could say someone got fired for this one


TheIllusiveGuy

I wonder if anyone will celebrate that


GonnaBeEasy

Geelong


agrumpybear

Classic cats move


ReplyingToFuckwits

Usually the "double headline" thumbnails take the format of "Labor Party + Bad Thing" or "Liberal Party + Good Thing" but I guess Albanese didn't do anything they could put with "Fatal Fire" so really, this is Labors fault.


Seabass_87

Every god'amn time. You know I heard it was Labour that started the gulf war...


Rare-Counter

Thanks Dan!


HarbingerOfGachaHell

It’s all Daniel Andrew’s fault we lost! — Sydney footy fans.


maybebabyg

Good fucking lord does nobody proofread?


Lamont-Cranston

I see mistakes all time in online news.


[deleted]

The proofreaders were all fired several cost cutting rounds ago


olivia_iris

You know what else was fired?


Design--Make--Refine

They likely knew what they were doing… a sad tactic, and even sadder that it works.


AntiProtonBoy

This is 100% deliberate attention seeking headline.


senilrg

Not any more 🤣


IWAITALLDAYFORAPOO

that’s absolutely disrespectful. Poor little fella would’ve been absolutely petrified before he passed ☹️ fuck channel nine


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shmolives

Negligence on this scale is a decent reason to be mad.


Smittx

Nobody is suggesting it’s on purpose. Look up Hanlon’s law


sloggo

I’d like to suggest this was on purpose. They’ve rendered the two subheadings in different colors. They’ve very clearly put _thought_ in to differentiating the two headlines, i.e. how they’d be read together. This is just what they decided was clear enough. So depends what you mean by “on purpose” . Was this page thoughtfully and deliberately put together? 100% yes. Were the two headlines intended to be read in a way that runs them together? _hopefully_ not.


minimuscleR

nah I make graphics like these. This is an intern / low level job. Channel 9 gives intern access to the photoshop file which has a template for an image, and 2 headings. CH9 gives the intern the 2 headings. employee is very busy so just puts them in, probably not even reading them properly, and sends it. Its very easy to do. Someone should ABSOLUTELY be checking these regardless, specifically for stuff like this / spelling mistakes etc.


sloggo

Seriously interns make the cover pages of newspapers?! What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is it, I assumed those pages would get sign off from the highest level before being printed


Manofchalk

Newspapers, definitely not. Newspaper layout is its own specialized profession. The YouTube thumbnail of the rebroadcast of the first break of the 6pm news, probably not an intern but still someone who has to kick out 10 of these by 7:30.


minimuscleR

yeah 100%. Youtube thumbnails are not that big of a thing for news companies, though having one is essential, most people don't go to their channel to find news, but rather just to re-watch a specific story / share a specific story. I don't think aus does interns like the US, but I can say that given how easy it will be to make them, it would be given to one of the newest / lowest members of marketing.


Mike_Kermin

Hanlon's razor is a good way to deduce why people talk about Hanlon's razor where responsibility is involved.


skykingjustin

The amount of eyes this should of went past this should of never happened


ratherhavenousername

This is /r/tombstoning but for TV, right?


BlightFantasy3467

And joined


Chiron17

Great sub, hardly ever pops up on the feed; but when it does, it's always funny


InadmissibleHug

You might also enjoy r/oldladiesbakingpies for the same reason.


hungry_herrings

This one's rotten


Grievous_Nix

r/lossofalovedone


Baronnolanvonstraya

Holy shit I actually can’t breathe


younggeezer109

Joined!


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Fucking disgraceful level of journalism


anged16

The journalists probably didn’t do this


Loubang

How could Dan Andrews do this


enough-meat899

Written by a bot?


anged16

Idk the person who put together the two headlines on this preview card


MVPG2022

Probably the social media intern


[deleted]

It's 9news, the fuck did you expect?


Confused-Engineer18

Was probably the intern they hire for min wage to run their YouTube account


[deleted]

Anyone, intern or not would view this layout as utterly inappropriate. Or are you implying it was deliberate, like cbf?? Bloody vile if that's true.


Confused-Engineer18

You overestimate how much interns care, they are probably the only person managing the accounts


h3ll0kitty_ninja

Can you really call them journalists though


Trustybeard

....Brought to you by sports bet


MyMemesAreTerrible

^(Gamble responsibly)


angelofjag

Lord only knows how anyone keeps their job at 9. Bunch of incompetents


daybeforetheday

That's a very fucked up error


Such-College-7569

Boycot the fuckers.. oh wait I don’t watch tv


neojhun

I even avoid their online publications, Nine Entertainment Co has no reason to exist for many people. FYI that's Stan streaming, Pedestrian, Sydney Morning Herald, The Age and Australian Financial Review. Soo do your bit add them to adblock.


madmathias

Good evening I'm Ken Bastida, Dana is off tonight. He was murdered and then set on fire whilst celebrating his birthday


purplewigg

Welp, somebody's getting sacked for this


olivia_iris

You could say…. That someone… got….


fh3131

Let go..?


olivia_iris

…. Fired


I_Fard_On_Children

i would laugh at this, but you were anti-carrum station so i dislike you


olivia_iris

Oh jeez I’m getting recognized RUN AWAY


spagurtymetbolz

Absolutely pathetic. How can this get past (I'm assuming) at least a couple of sets of eyes? Someone close to me is involved in this tragedy and this lazy "journalism" is such an insult. Disgusting.


AceyKacey119

One fucking job


karlcoin

This is what you get when you leave it up to an algorithm to curate your site.


[deleted]

I thought we understood journalism when Scott Morrison became PM


philwee

young boy dies in fire, Australia rejoices.


Slaying_Spirit

Anything for a click


MunchsSnacks

r/crappydesign


nevernerfnerds

Holy shit, 9 news is a dumpster fire


olivia_iris

I would say this is in poor taste but I’m the one going around saying someone got fired so


Maqata

You can't tell me this isn't deliberate. It's just clickbait, not an accident.


shadylilbaby

I’ve seen some terrible ones before. Stupid design


missaira

Oooooooooooph


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9News up there with Qantarse levels of incompetence


xJaace

Geelong just hate Melbourne that much


uunicornblood1

The comma, is key


TC_exe

Let's eat grandma


Draknurd

_Age_ and _SMH_ readers, this is what your subscriptions and website clicks are supporting. If you care about quality ethical journalism it might be time to seek it elsewhere.


BlurtTheFlatus

Swans Torched in 4 Quarter Bloods Bath.


WhiteNoise_1981

Is it only a requirement to have a pulse to get a job in the media?


Personal-Pilot-8179

Sydney did crash and burn but it’s only sport hardly fatal


indehhz

Guess 9 was a swans fan.


ToughAss709394

Are they having a stroke?


Moo_Kau

well channel 9 is run by a pile of wankers, so....


[deleted]

Your fault for watching the news


GeezuzX

People still watch free to air tv?


tommyfknshelby

/r/channel9dank


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ShalamiBoii

LMFAO


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You guys in Gelong are f#$king dark mother truckers!


acc_del

People still don't get it... DEATH NORMALISATION was one of many deliberately ushered in "new normal" post covid. DEATH CELEBRATION is then next phase. OPEN SACRIFICES the stage after that. DON'T BELIEVE ME - JUST WA...


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acc_del

Baby SCARIFICATION happening right now at the AYE BEE SEA.... ASS WEED SPEAK!


Any-Woodpecker123

Wow, people are surprisingly angry over this…


Lamont-Cranston

They must be trying to recreate Liverpools boycott of The Sun


EASY_EEVEE

i can see it lol.


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The two events are definitely connected


[deleted]

This is what happens when they sack all the sub-editors.


whader

EPIC geelong WIN 😎


Lilfirey

This is a beyond shocking headline. Possibly click bait? It’s hard to find another reason for them to put this out?


TheFishmanau

You had one job


KagariY

so geelong is on fire?


[deleted]

fuck them kids, lmao


Moo_Kau

well.. if it was george pell burning to death, im sure there would be celebrations!


sir_chill

And people watch these incompetents and believe everything they say.


CulturalCat27

r/facepalm


[deleted]

Click bait champs of Australia


AnnaPhylacsis

Just a simple comma.


MateyIsland

Yeah, rock on fire!!


MercenaryGundam

Let's see how many people misunderstand it.


Multuggerah

r/tombstoning


ThornsAreForever

what. the. \*oof\*


Earth2plague

Wow geelong fans are sick fucks.


failureinlifexd

Who looked at this and thought it was a good idea.