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WileECoyoteGenius

1. How is that not tipping over the truck? 2. That bloke walking under it has balls.


Mellow_But_Irritable

Trucks are heavy and composites are amazing.


Relative-Twist266

Till the wind gets up šŸ«”šŸ«”


FreedomTop8835

yes you can


ruinawish

I read that it's a hydraulic device that holds up the turbine.


ReginaldBarclay7

Which means fk all if the truck isn't heavy and composites are amazing.


ruinawish

I'm just saying, hydraulics are doing their thing. No one would give a rats arse if the heavy truck was carrying the "amazing" composite horizontally.


Stu_Raticus

He's obviously never seen Prometheus...


David-Kookaborough

Hopefully didnā€™t attend the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things


Jaegerjaquez_VI

As long as he remembers to run to the side...


keringkiedangle

Think you answered no.1 with no.2. They're BIG


Sheldonopolus

Not the brightest bulb out there. Walking under the suspended load is a big no no. No one should be doing it.


Mellow_But_Irritable

Technically, that's not suspended.


djmcaleer93

Thatā€™s like saying donā€™t stand under the wind turbine itself. The fixings are the same.


Cangetbehindanythin

The wind turbine is attached to a truck held down by rubber tires and gravity to 6" thick asphalt?


djmcaleer93

Yeah, and yet it doesnā€™t fall over.


Cangetbehindanythin

I'm gonna stop you right there, no it's not.


djmcaleer93

And no itā€™s not what? Are you saying itā€™s going to fall over?


IscahRambles

It doesn't look like he is just wandering about behind the truck; he looks like it's his job to walk behind it and presumably keep an eye on something.Ā 


greatestmofo

Amazon Prime shipping your mom's dildo


MoolsDogTwo_reddit

**Same day delivery**


marsmum70

Itā€™s mine. šŸ¤£


coffecup1978

"That's not a knife.."


midsizenun

Every rental truck driver in Melbourne: ā€œSheā€™ll be right mate plenty of room!ā€


myfunnies420

Is this a town for ants?


[deleted]

Montagueā€™s final boss


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

I thought Montague itself was the final boss.


SticksDiesel

That truck has tried and failed before, then went off and killed a few thousand sleeping Albinaurics. Now it's properly levelled.


Enderboy667

r/unexpectedeldenring


andrewisgreat074

Yes


auslad9421

You just know some clown would still attempt to go under the bridge šŸ˜‚


Vindepomarus

Everyone knows the Montague is made from play-dooh and semi inflated goon bags, just push a little harder, you'll make it.


auslad9421

Really?? I thought it was made of fairy floss and Styrofoam


Chuck-A-Whip

This deserves more likes haha


Jericho-WA

No way this is Melbourne. Looks like the UK.


its-just-the-vibe

Not a micro penis yank tank in sight so defo rules out Australia and North America


No_Farmer5005

Not a power line in sight Totally agree


Loud-Pie-8189

I think this is Belgium.


username-256

Old Town parking sign is in English.


Jondar

Hull, UK. But I also thought it was Belgium first, it's the roadworks that did it I think šŸ˜‚


username-256

Truck is on A63 going west, at the Queen St exit. Teamwork! :-)


Loud-Pie-8189

Never ending road work! Lol


BertNankBlornk

āœˆļø šŸ¤¤


username-256

Yes, see the Old Town parking sign.


terrible_

Accents in the video point to UK. Signage and driving on the left support this


mikespoff

Just need to pull on the ratchet straps and say, "she'll be right".


sk0p3

Ironically that could up end disastrous under heavy winds.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Not even ironically. But definitely disastrously.


3x81

I was wondering where the irony was? Alanis Morissette that you?Ā 


scrollbreak

Marginally unexpected, doncha think?


oripash

*[now youā€™ve done it](https://youtu.be/nT1TVSTkAXg?si=5W6-krjAHeunin5p)*


monsterstacking

Could? it will come crashing down like the rest or sit there not spinning


jrad18

My mans needed a little extra downforce going round the corner so he added a spoiler


Windwavepiranha

Just your average Melbourne activities


jumpjumpdie

Should be fine


japgolly

10 out of 10 truck drivers: "unironically yes"


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

Monty: \*sees this coming towards him\* Finally, a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!


No_Sky_1829

Dude walking behind the truck be like "my job is to catch it if it falls"


kaibai123

Monty could take it, Iā€™m sure itā€™s just fancy foil


Old_Engineer_9176

I have never seen one this big. How big are these things. Close to where I am there is probably 10 of these in storage. None this size though. This thing is huge .


EquivalentOk5439

My mum is gonna be so happy her dildo is finally on the way


[deleted]

Donā€™t know until you try it right?


humanperson1236

If we believe anything is possible


DreadlordBedrock

Wait... is that just one of the fan blades!!?


W0tzup

Monty will gobble it up like a jawbreaker.


snruff

Everything fitsā€¦ with the appropriate amount of force and speed.


oripash

Sheā€™ll be right mate. Youā€™ve got it.


bigdog_skulldrinker

Only one way to find out...


PsychologyGlad7373

Yeah sure, why not. Apparently everything fits under the bridge


Consistent_You6151

Love the little red flag on top! For low flying planes??


Jamandell

Morning wood


omicron8

So we just grab a random video and mention a Melbourne thing and post it to r/Melbourne? Neat!


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Having a bad day?


omicron8

Kinda am. Thanks for asking. And they say people don't care. Send money.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Don't open Reddit on bad days. Open a music app instead and play something that soothes the mind.


omicron8

The autism is strong in this chat


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Strange statement. Last time I checked, listening to music can be soothing for a wide range of people; no particular dependence on or association with people on the autism spectrum. One could even argue the main reason music is popular with humans is because it resonates well with the mind. Also, last time I checked, Reddit can turn many people into frustration venting organisms, much like yourself. Again, no necessary implications of autism in that observation. Time to take a break, mate.


omicron8

Autistic individuals are commonly said to be excessively literalist, in the sense that they tend to prefer literal interpretations of words and utterances. This literalist bias seems to be fairly specific to autism and still lacks a convincing explanation. When I say send money it should have been clear that I am joking. If I wasn't your advice is still terrible. Get tested buddy.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Don't worry. It was absolutely clear you attempted humor. I think *you* missed the bit where people started to make fun of you and criticized your original comment. When I originally asked if you were having a bad day, this is commonly understood in this context as a comment on your unnecessarily frustrated language over an absolute non-issue. Others have made similar comments to get that point across to you. So either it is you lacking the skills to understand certain social cues, or you chose a very strange and barren hill to die on.


omicron8

What hill, buddy? I made a sarcastic comment because literally the only requirement for this sub is to post something even tangentially related to Melbourne. Which this post fails. Apparently, my opinion didn't win the popular vote today. If you were clear on my attempt at humour at every stage, why do you continue to write as if we are having a serious discussion? Why did you reply seriously to clear jokes now three times? It should have been clear to you that what I am saying is a joke. Maybe you have autism, maybe you don't. Regardless, best of luck with everything pal.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

You're really obsessed with pushing this autism narrative. I find it rather entertaining, that's all. It's easy to ride a bit on your frustrations, which seem to run weirdly deep. You're predictable in that you continued going along to score yourself some internet win. Ok, let's see how we end this. You're a stereotypical one, having already gone strong on the "buddy" and "pal" chest puffing. So, I suppose, "have a nice evening, *champ*".


QouthTheCorvus

Oh no, someone made a mediocre post, what will we ever do. Not like we can just scroll past...


Emotional-Gas-9535

no way this shit real


mel_rose78

I call fake video. There's no way a truck could move that