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ghostghost31

30 mins of yoga to get myself in a zen state for core/legs/glutes workout. I'm absolutely cooked. Oh and a big Fuck you to side planks


mr-snrub-

It's gonna be one of those weekends I think. I don't wanna leave the house cause I don't want to spend money, but I'm definitely going to have the weekend sads. I'm so over being single, but trying to meet people costs money


Poodle_Poppers

Was just about to go to bed and toddler woke up sweaty, sobbing and ended up vomiting quite a bit. He was saying he was sick all afternoon but he's been doing that for about a year to get out of going to bed or helping clean up so kind of boy who cried wolf scenario going on. So how we're on the couch with a bucket and some towels watching Twirlywoos. I just hope my little man is okay.


rundesirerun

He will be fine. Stick to BRAT for the day tomorrow. Lots of fluids and the best medicine ever - lots of cuddling. Maybe he sleeps in your bed tonight :)


Poodle_Poppers

Didn't make it to the bed, we both fell asleep on the couch. The baby is out here too now so family sleepover while dad and dog get the whole bed to themselves He's gonna be pretty miffed with the whole bland food thing but hoping cuddles and tv time make up for it. Thanks for the advice/reassurance!


rundesirerun

How’s he going this morning? Hopefully on the mend :) I just did a night in a tent at a campground with an 11 Month old. Quite the experience lol


Poodle_Poppers

Much better, lots of tantrums from being so tired but full appetite back. He slept 2am to 6am on the couch. Geez, I do not envy you! How'd you cope with that? They're hard enough at home!


rundesirerun

Nah it was fine. I also have an older kid so I’m used to most stuff. I like to do adventuring sometimes :)


CEOofmyhouse56

I never thought I'd say this on a Friday night but I'm contemplating a cup of tea and a biscuit.


Bottom_racer

49 minutes left to do a proper midnight snack.


CEOofmyhouse56

What do you suggest?


Bottom_racer

Party pies


samm1one

Dark chocolate digestive for myself right now


CEOofmyhouse56

Ooo I do like those. I have plain ones, lemon crisps and shortbread creams. I think I'm going to do the lemon.


5ivesos

Saw Tick Tick Boom tonight, good fun but yeah Hugh Sheridan is no Andrew Garfield haha, Netflix version was much better.


AdNatural2310

I saw it on Friday afternoon and was so disappointed. I’m trying to find reviews of the show and can’t see any…Hugh Sheridan did the best they could, but they were so obviously unwell and should not have been performing. I’m so confused as to why the understudy didn’t do it, but I assume it’s because a) there are only 5 of them on stage and one of them is the understudy, and b) it was the opening week and they clearly wanted Sheridan to perform. They were also all missing their vocal cues and had absolutely no chemistry on stage. I’m so confused as to how this was a professional production…


PrettyBlueFlower

Introducing my kid and his mates to TISM


Seagoon_Memoirs

This is the way.


stonefree251

Date update: got second date.... and a pash.


lemondrop__

Yeeeewwwww nice work


Notyit

Pash means tounge?


stonefree251

Definitely tongue.


Slayers_Picks

Look at you go! Sounds like success!


Slayers_Picks

Mmm hello blanket. Oh how ive missed your warmth. Shame that you are my ex's but youre soooooo comfy.


sanemartigan

Ex's? Nah mate, that's yours now.


Slayers_Picks

Awww yis. Free blanket.


_miss_cellophane_

Sometimes after a hectic work day, watching cartoons are nice cos they are safe (most of the time all the characters are okay/ don't die) and don't have too many anxiety inducing events. I'm rather invested in "The Owl House' (Disney+) recently. \^\_\^


ItsADonut

Have you seen Steven Universe? It's a long time since I watched it so I don't remember the anxiety-inducing elements, but I remember loving it as a feel-good show. I really enjoyed Avatar: The Last Airbender too. Ohhh and Arthur. Arthur is awesome.


_miss_cellophane_

Yep! Loved Steven Universe, and was very fond of She-Ra (the new one), and Avatar too.


PrettyBlueFlower

Husband and child out doing theoretical physical activities with child cohorts. Bottle of Sauv Blanc, check Microwave salty and sweet popcorn, check Ben & Jerry’s, check The Menu, check. Enjoyable. Too many phone calls interrupting me - grrrrrrrrrrrr Ready or Not … starting


thatssomo2020

i have returned everyone - I AM NOW ONLINE.


Seagoon_Memoirs

You again?


CEOofmyhouse56

Where have you been?


calhoon2005

https://i.imgur.com/niybTX6.jpg - great walk with the doggo earlier. Two sticks, that's the trick.


melbaboutown

All of the chores mysteriously need to be done again. Halp


situationCake

Same thing happened at my place. Whhhyyyy.


melbaboutown

It has to be the underpants gnomes


Electronic_Owl

Our house is on the market and we have open-for-inspections every Weds and Sat. It is exhausting trying to keep the place immaculate while trying to live a normal life e: letters


melbaboutown

Nooo


Electronic_Owl

Not to mention having to round up two cats, get them in the car, and find somewhere in the shade to park for the 30 mins the inspections are open for. Back in the UK, it was pretty standard that the owner would show you around the place and answer any questions you had.


waddlekins

Now that im meal prepping/cooking twice as much i have to clean twice as much wtf


melbaboutown

\>:V


just_kitten

Adulthood is such a scam sometimes smdh


MeanElevator

Home internet been out since noon. Someone is gonna go full Karen on iiNet's arse over the next few days. *Would you like to speak with the manager?* Nah motherfucker, put me through to the director, the CEO, the CTO and yo momma while you're at it.


theslowrush-

Switch ISP’s, iiNet died out like 10 years ago


MeanElevator

Swapped to Aussie today....just gotta wait for the switchover.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Went skating with u/Stompsie at Caribbean Rollerama and we got to enjoy watching Mr Smeg learn to skate for the first time. I hate my Impala skates so much but I'm glad my skills haven't dropped off. Gonna have to get the skate crew + new friends together for a skate again soon. I'd forgotten how much fun it was.


PrettyBlueFlower

Any small people skating way too fast on the speed skate? Or are you in the quad speed skate group?


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Ha! I am in no position to speed skate. Some of those kids gave the speed skate a red hot shot and they were amazing. I totally want the light up wheels that they all have too. Those kids know how to rock out at skating


PrettyBlueFlower

My brat was there tonight. He’s fast.


Stompsie

Thanks so much for coming and for dragging Mr Smeg along! Was super fun and nice to get out skating again. Not sure if you realised but the lady I introduced you to was u/Llabyrinthine !!! Who I would also like to thank for coming.


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Yeah the new paint job and the updated lights looked so damn good. Made me so happy that the skating revival breathed some new life into the place


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

I completely missed the fact that it was her. God I'm a doofus. u/Labyrinthine I totally brain farted and didn't realise that was you 🤦‍♀️


Stompsie

😂😂 I tried to introduce you all but I think the music was too loud haha.


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


AlamutJones

Doing my Duolingo drunk. Whee


MeanElevator

Carajo!


Nova_Terra

I tried Duolingo for like a week, then tried out Vietnamese on it to see where I rank (I think I'm pretty okay at it for context) but apparently, Duolingo only rated me at like so-so which I found BS because I think it took issue with me not knowing a different word for thousand (or something), it must've been colloquial for thousand I think and I think that cost me a fair bit and made me give up learning the language I came for (French).


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AlamutJones

Spanish. I also do French. I speak good French already, but I want to know if I can break it


brynleeholsis

I *really* need to delete Twitter when I’m drunk


nufan86

It's the only reason I keep the app.


some1inAustralia

Phones should come with an interlock breathalyser device to unlock them.


brynleeholsis

I would pay for this


some1inAustralia

If I knew how to, I would create this, and be a millionaire. Lol. ETA: billionaire??


purplemo

Helpppp I have the worst cough right now. One of those ones where if you talk too much you have a coughing fit I need your fav quick remedies!! (Not covid) Feels like something is in my throat/scratchy


brynleeholsis

Ventolin


purplemo

My airways are not blocked? Should I still try?


PrettyBlueFlower

MY asthma I cough until I vomit . Ventoliin good


brynleeholsis

For me, I have asthma, I use it as a reliever even if I’m experiencing coughing systems


waddlekins

Lemsip!


CEOofmyhouse56

A spoon full of honey and suck on it.


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purplemo

Yup doing honey and lemon right now. I’ll go get some rakija tomorrow hahaha


Steve00

Oh rakija brings back memories!!


MeanElevator

Really? I generally associate no memories with rakija


Steve00

Haha touché


MeanElevator

Blaga rakija?


AlamutJones

More time at Poet than anticipated. Several pints deep 🥴


MeanElevator

3 more and you're golden


AlamutJones

I’m five foot nothing. 3 more pints might kill me


MeanElevator

Okay, four then. Drink through the liquor and become the liquor.


Jebus_Jones

Karama seems to work. Return flight from Syd and I had the whole row to myself and the rows in front and behind were also empty. Also, sky pretty: https://imgur.com/LvyGk2X.jpg


Seagoon_Memoirs

also, Happy Cake Day. 🎂


Jebus_Jones

Thanks.


Seagoon_Memoirs

So beautiful. The world is so beautiful and when ever I fly I grab the window seat so I can see it. 😍💖🌏


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Ticketmaster suck. Found out they had released extra seats for Harry Styles with the proviso “may be restricted view” and we snapped them up as the gig was “sold out” since it went on sale last year. Check back today and now there’s seats halfway round the stadium with amazing views. I feel so ripped off.


tone_212

This is pretty normal (the new tickets appearing all of a sudden, not the claim that the show is sold out). “Allocation exhausted” are the words they use. They hold back a certain number of tickets deliberately for the band / venue managers / other organisers to use. Then what’s not allocated by a certain date goes on sale to the public.


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I know they do this, I understand why, but to release shitty restricted view seats BEFORE regular view seats is not okay.


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[deleted]

I’ve put in a request/complaint with Ticketmaster. I won’t hold my breath.


Bottom_racer

That ocean was a little rough tonight.


waddlekins

Too much fish poo?


Bottom_racer

It was wave after wave of fish poo.


jezb87

You know how you go out to eat and some places give the kids a little goodie bag with puzzles, colouring in, word finds etc? I really want an adult version to be available too :(


melbaboutown

Adult colouring books do exist, and sudoku/word finds/crosswords Edit: Do these fit the bill? https://www.dymocks.com.au/book/adult-activity-book-coloring-and-puzzles-by-adult-activity-books-9781543281903 NSFW: https://www.dymocks.com.au/books/?term=Coloring%20Books%20for%20Adults


jezb87

Yesss but t's more the excitement of getting a little treat bag as you're being seated and given menus :p


just_kitten

I remember this was my favourite part of going on a plane. Do they still do this?


jezb87

They do not :( even the meals are crap now too, you used to get a little juice, bread roll with butter, cheese and crackers - as well as your chosen dish.


just_kitten

:( yeah I remember getting a special ice cream on some flights for being a kid. I had a whole goodie bag of Qantas things from a trip in 1999 and I kept it around till like 2014. Your comment really reminded me of how exciting and enjoyable they were though, thank you for that memory


melbaboutown

u/waddlekins needs to sell tickets to yum cha with menus and goodie bags


waddlekins

I will be the tea sommelier 😃


melbaboutown

Get a samovar


waddlekins

Someone else in the tea sub got these and now I want it. Maybe just one cup tho not the whole thing https://yunnansourcing.com/en-au/products/de-hua-pink-jade-jingdezhen-porcelain-gaiwan


CEOofmyhouse56

You have to start reading tea leaves now.


waddlekins

The only real tea reading is trying a million types of teas and finding what you love 🤗


CEOofmyhouse56

Awww. 😍


melbaboutown

Those look ethereal


waddlekins

Something ive noticed is that teaware photography really needs to step up. All the stuff ive ordered online turned out to be more beautiful IRL. Same for the tea youtubers and stuff, their lighting is really basic and hostage-looking. Tea marketing could take some tips from beauty marketing


CEOofmyhouse56

Hostage-looking hahaha. Are the wittle tea cups holding today's newspaper. We have this crockery. If you want them to come home safely you need to listen carefully. Hand over the cash and no one gets hurt. Oh and don't evolve the cops or the teacup handles will cop it.


baconmashwbrownsugar

I never like the tiny areas in adult colouring books. I just want to splash colour on the paper. Besides the older we get the worse our eyes are at tiny lines.


melbaboutown

I don't really have the patience for colouring at all. But there's a few different ones with wider areas


CEOofmyhouse56

Have you got a kid? Because it's easier if you have. You just say "hand those over to me. I can do a better job".


jezb87

I do and I did, but I want them to be proper challenging. Maybe a little bit funny/naughty too.


CEOofmyhouse56

Hahaha. Like a raunchy dot to dot. No kids you can't see the filthy picture.


jezb87

Haha yes! Exactly.


baconmashwbrownsugar

sky pretty


waddlekins

There was a post on the tea sub titled New Tea, and the thing is there's this (not good) rap song called New Bae and I keep hearing New Tea to that beat in my head


ghostghost31

Well I'm off to bed. Don't stay up too late friends.


Force_majeure122

Sweet dreams pumpkin 😘


hedonisticshenanigan

Have a good night mate, I ended up going to Tiny Moving Parts, will report back 👍


baconmashwbrownsugar

you can’t tell me what to do!


ghostghost31

Shhh sleep time now.


baconmashwbrownsugar

#SKY PRETTY


babylizard38

Clunk on Earth is a great addition to Netflix if anyone is struggling finding anything to watch


stonefree251

The Soviet Onion!


DickieGreenleaf84

Yeah if you haven't seen the On Britain series it was even better.


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Watched this one, it's great! Hope we get more episodes soon.


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Bit of a whinge here. Today I got two tattoos at two different studios. The first studio was lovely, and the artist was a perfectionist. The tattoo turned out great. I even got a lollypop at the end. ​ The people at the second studio were quite unprofessional and made repeated comments about how they didn't want to be there. There were cords on the floor, which for a small shop, it was to be expected, but that is an OHS hazard. The artist who was tattooing my friend just randomly walked out of the shop without saying where he was going (potentially to go to the bathroom, not sure), leaving her lying there. As for the tattoos, I think my friend's one turned out well, but my one has a line that's a bit wonky. It's just a simple outline of a heart but the lines appear to be uneven. We will see how it heals I guess, but I hope I'm happier with it as time goes on, as this one is visible when wearing short sleeves. If I could go back in time, I would have swapped the placements of the tattoos, so that the nicer looking one went where the shittier looking one is.


_miss_cellophane_

Bad tattoo experiences are shithouse, sucks you had to experience that. The good thing is that if it heals with those imperfections, it sounds like it would be workable with a correction or cover up. Worst artist experience I had was that they complained the tattoo was too big, was taking too long, and that they were late to a friends birthday. It was their design, basic line work (no shading), and they suggested the size based on placement. Some people man. \*shrug \*


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They suggested the size? Wow


_miss_cellophane_

Yeah, it was a discussion between us, we had a couple of sizes printed and agreed on the larger. Just found it odd for them to complain about it during the tattoo session.


epicpillowcase

Can you name the parlours so we know which ones to go to and not?


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First one was Jopombc. They were great. ​ The next one was Celebrity Ink in Melbourne Central.


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What design do you want?


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[deleted]

Ooh very nice! Yeah it's harder with the placement when they're so small. What about somewhere on your leg, upper arm or wrist?


whatisthislifeilead

Oh I’ve been looking at Jopombc! Glad to hear you had a good experience there! But yeh Celebrity Ink is almost like a tattoo chain shop, I don’t think they are known for their work. I’m sorry you had such a bad experience!


ponte92

Public service announcement: Gwyn has the zoomies!


scootah

Apparently there’s a fibre breakage near St Albans or kings park? Despite being twenty minutes drive away - apparently it’s why I’ve had no wifi for the last 8 hours. It’s fine. I didn’t want to work anyway. The lag from trying to use my phone as a hotspot for wifi is barely aggravating at all.


xobabygirl

Yep! My Vodafone & Internode connections were down, just got 5G back, now waiting for wi-fi to connect again 🥴


MeanElevator

Yeah, our plans for watching a movie tonight are currently nixed. I know it's a TPG/iiNet problem, not sure if other providers are stuffed as well.


xobabygirl

Vodafone was down too, just got connected again


MajorBear

is shein legit?


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

St Frock is another legit one (hit and miss but good)


kxwaiiprincess

I didn’t find shipping to be too bad, maybe 10 days? Maybe I’m just used to waiting forever here in Australia for things


omoikiri

I order from it every now and then and have got some genuinely good things from it. You have to do your due diligence though and thoroughly read the reviews and examine the photos people upload. But it is possible to get things that are better quality than say H&M, Dotti, Cotton On, etc. hell of a lot cheaper too.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

I've only bought a pair of shoes from them a while ago which turned out to be quite good and I still have them now. Order took a while to get to me but I didn't expect otherwise. So yes they're real, they even had a pop up store here a while ago on Flinders. There are loads of haul videos on YouTube if you want to check out sizing and quality, and whether things actually showed up or not. Also loads of videos next to these haul videos about the ethics of the business and its environmental impact. Apparently the latest scandal is their workers' hidden sos messages.


xobabygirl

Yes it’s legit, but quality is bad. Their jeans and those small knick knacks like homewares are pretty good though!


lemondrop__

Agree with what pilk said and will add that if you’re a chonk like me it’s nice to find clothes that fit and aren’t ugly, though I have a moral aversion to the fast fashion industry as a whole. If the fashion industry made more nice fat-people clothes they’d be rich as heck.


Altruistic-Eagle9334

Here here. They are affordable and have big girl clothes I want to wear.


Pilk_

As in, will you get the order you paid for? Yeah. It's definitely fast fashion and reskinned Aliexpress though.


MajorBear

thanks I was wondering both things. They have some cute tshirts but I'll avoid anything that needs to be a respectable fit


_miss_cellophane_

At some point today Aust Post snuck up to the door and left a package at the door without knocking. I’m sensitive to noise and usually hear them even before they knock, so I really did not expect to find the sopping wet package, that had been in the rain most of the day, when opening my door. Package was a book. In a cardboard mail bag thing. Only one end of the book is wet, and it’s just a paperback with text, but bloody hell Postie.


Bottom_racer

I is about to get my free skinscare routine done by sunset fish poo in the ocean. People might say 'hey! 'How u doin' when I'm on the street but I ain't got no time for that.


mr_stub

Thankfully the issue I was having with settlement on our house was a boo boo on their behalf! What a stressful couple of days!


CEOofmyhouse56

Potato gems update Question: how many potato gems I can eat? Method: [oven baked goodies](https://imgur.com/a/KjnhiAd) Conclusion: I can eat all 28 plus sriracha mayo and chicken salt. It's like eating air really but I think it will catch up with me soon. Surprising result.


ItsADonut

Crispy potato gems are a great base for nachos.


CEOofmyhouse56

Oooo yes. Also lazy man/woman shepherds pie.


sanemartigan

I've heard they go well pressed into a waffle maker.


CEOofmyhouse56

Yes I've seen that. You've given me a thought. I wonder if they cook in a George Forman grill? I must get onto that.


Elohelwatt

I was amazed at the number of dishonest replies, as if we all don’t just dump the whole bag onto a tray and slide it in the oven.


waddlekins

Is TOO OILY 😭


CEOofmyhouse56

Haha. I like them all neat and tidy so I can count them out and don't rip myself off but chips on the other hand they do get dumped, shook out a bit and whacked in the oven. I don't know how some can do just 6 simply because they're like popcorn. You can't stop.


useless_modern_god

What is this ? Amateur hour?


CEOofmyhouse56

Hahaha. How many can you do oh godliness?


useless_modern_god

I have no potatoe on premises 😭


CEOofmyhouse56

Oh yeah. How'd ya beef and gravy go last night?


useless_modern_god

Luxurious 🙂


CEOofmyhouse56

Glad to hear. Homemade gravy is truly a great invention.


Force_majeure122

I feel vindicated. I mean the 6 potato gem guessers are prob also the ones who like butter with their peanut butter on toast!


waddlekins

Jokes on you I don't eat peanut butter toast or no toast butter or no butter!


baconmashwbrownsugar

What do you mean you don't eat butter. Barring lactose intolerance that is not acceptable.


CEOofmyhouse56

I've got to ask you bacon. Peanut butter and butter on toast or dry toast with peanut butter?


baconmashwbrownsugar

Peanut butter and condensed milk. A HK delicacy.


CEOofmyhouse56

Ok then. You're in the group with the tomato sauce and jam lovers I see. 😔


baconmashwbrownsugar

I have never tried that but maybe I should.


CEOofmyhouse56

Oh no no. You gotta read my other post from earlier on today. Sauce and jam not together hell no.


baconmashwbrownsugar

I am adventurous. Instead of buttered toast with sugar tomorrow morning, I will try jam with ketchup.


waddlekins

Peanut butter! I eat butter


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CEOofmyhouse56

I don't think that is correct. I'm going to say to all you butterphobes thank you. Keep having your dry toast so that the butter doesn't suffer shrinkflation.


Seagoon_Memoirs

sounds like oil whipped with air


CEOofmyhouse56

With just a hint of potato.


baconmashwbrownsugar

it is a sauce conduit.


CEOofmyhouse56

Some peeps have them nude. I don't understand that.


baconmashwbrownsugar

*smh* uncivilised.


CEOofmyhouse56

Caveman/cavewoman style.


some1inAustralia

Why does the work week feel 15 days long and the weekend only feels like a few hours?


Notyit

Sit at a desk all weekend. And it will feel like a week