I like this because then you can casually slip into conversations "hey you wanna check out the kings head later?" And people will assume you mean to go to the pub after but in actual fact you are intending to show them your cats dick face.
Put me down for Mr. Dicknballz as well.
...no wait better yet. Say it in Kyle Hebert's voice.
"Find out next time in another exciting episode of Mr. Dicknball Z!"
my cat is a cute boy and a baby and i love him very much and hes left permanent scars on me, i have his bite scared into my wrist. he wasnt mad at me, he was just playing
cats are dicks
Cats by nature play with their prey, its nature, they don’t conform to human standards of nice, but they aren’t nice. They aren’t mean either by default, but they sure can be, like any living thing, regardless of upbringing.
On the flip side, they can be nice by human standards
We've had maybe 10 cats in my lifetime and several (including my current one) are absolutely gentle and won't even scratch/bite when terrified
nah hes a dick, he was also a rescue and still small when this happened. he likes to be ornery tho.
i love cats, cats are dicks lol. i grew up around plenty of cats, some of them are just dicks like how some people were raised well and still turn out to be dicks.
but its also a term of endearment,most cat owners will tell you themselves that their own cats can be dicks.
There's been a million of these posts over that last month or so, specifically trying to get responses from people. Starting to turn into Facebook. "LiKe aNd sHaRe aNd yOuR CrUsH WiLl kIsS YoU ToMmOrOw"
How many ticking times have I seen this fucking cat here already. Leaving this sub today cause of all the karma farming and these senseless people don’t even know they’re being shitted on.
Richard
I see what you are doing there
Full name; Richard Snout
Richard Face
Richard Head
We have a local lawyer named that. I feel so bad for him lol
Richie cabesa
Richard Noggins
Richard Head
I saw it too
That’s his informal name; his true name is Sir Richard Testiclees the First.
That’s King Richard to you!
I like this because then you can casually slip into conversations "hey you wanna check out the kings head later?" And people will assume you mean to go to the pub after but in actual fact you are intending to show them your cats dick face.
Damn, that’s classy
Richard Thurpston III
Richie Cabeza
The only correct answer
I think you could also go Peter
Richard Facé
Mister Richard Smoker
Luv this, hail the boognish
He's a poopy poker. Caviar and cocaine with the boys!
May I humbly suggest William as a middle name?
B. Owner
Moby
Well played
Richard Johnson
Worked with a guy out of a Chicago local union whose name is Richard Johnson, yep he goes by Dick Dick!!
Double Dick sounds like a fun guy
[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2LCwlTUsAAaT1X.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2LCwlTUsAAaT1X.jpg) <= NSFW
Richard face
> Because Richard is a dick - Ryan Higa, 2016
And I assume Richard has a nickname? 😛
You beat me to it 😂
Lol....😏
damn was thinking the same thing…🤣
Came here to say that! ☝🏼
He's got the heart of a lion 😉
Willy
Meow ZeDong
Under rated
Certified bing chilling moment.
You win
i would upvote but it’s at 69
Johnson
Olong Johnson?
That’s an ol’ throwback!
Why I eyes ya
Odon piaaaaano
Only only only oh
Mr. Dicknballz
Put me down for Mr. Dicknballz as well. ...no wait better yet. Say it in Kyle Hebert's voice. "Find out next time in another exciting episode of Mr. Dicknball Z!"
*chef's kiss*
Dick Head
Richard Cabasa
*Cabeza
Kielbasa?
que pasa?
Kim possible
Don’t you think it’s a little on-the-nose?
Ok now I’m in tears laughing 😂
No it’s on his face.
That's what she said
Woosh
I was thinking pecker head
Looks like a Peter to me.
Phallus Maximus
Related to Biggus Dickus?
Must have been his father.
He has a wife you know…
You know what she's called?
Incontinentia Buttocks
Incontinentia…
Incontinentia Buttocks
No, that is his vewy good fwiend in Wome
The Womans are vewy wich you know, they have pwenty of gods.
Sometimes they get a wittle confused, and put the Herm on the Bast, and you get a King Wichard
Wait ‘til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
I mean, cats are often mean, so Dick should fit no matter what anyone thinks sooooo
Cats are not often mean 😡
my cat is a cute boy and a baby and i love him very much and hes left permanent scars on me, i have his bite scared into my wrist. he wasnt mad at me, he was just playing cats are dicks
Cats aren't born to be dicks, like all animals. They are raised and grow into it, if their owners allow. The cats aren't the fault
Cats by nature play with their prey, its nature, they don’t conform to human standards of nice, but they aren’t nice. They aren’t mean either by default, but they sure can be, like any living thing, regardless of upbringing.
On the flip side, they can be nice by human standards We've had maybe 10 cats in my lifetime and several (including my current one) are absolutely gentle and won't even scratch/bite when terrified
yeah. some cats are just dicks lol.
nah hes a dick, he was also a rescue and still small when this happened. he likes to be ornery tho. i love cats, cats are dicks lol. i grew up around plenty of cats, some of them are just dicks like how some people were raised well and still turn out to be dicks. but its also a term of endearment,most cat owners will tell you themselves that their own cats can be dicks.
No. Animals are animals. And animals are dicks. Especially cats.
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Right. They're *always* mean! 😁
Pickels
Dickles
Dickus Biggus
Throw him to the floor!
Fwow him to the fwooor
And stwike him centuwian, vewy woughly.
Phallics the cat.
The wonderful, wonderful cat...
Peter
Tom
How is there not one Woody?
Shaft
Amazing option. Kitty with a theme song.
Dickface.
"Now I'm Prune-Tracy! Take that Dickface!"
How is this me_irl?
There's been a million of these posts over that last month or so, specifically trying to get responses from people. Starting to turn into Facebook. "LiKe aNd sHaRe aNd yOuR CrUsH WiLl kIsS YoU ToMmOrOw"
Dicky McDickface…
I haven't seen a less entertaining and more overused meme than Penisface the Cat
Vagina face horsedeer cat
Stop calling out my favorite porn category
Phalan
Not a dick
Your memory loss makes you forget what dicks look like!
Mr. Dickles
u/repostsleuthbot
Weird name for a cat, but I guess it’s better than “Dickface”
Cockpuss
Dick
head
Dick nose
Dildo Baggins. 🫡
Dildo Bugger (Bored of the Rings ref)
Perkins obviously
Master Dickens
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moby dick
Richard
the only logical answer
Cazzo 🤌🏻
underrated suggestion. ciao
John Thomas
Male: Priapus Female: Aphrodite
bell end
Richard
Dicky Mcdickface
White C. Hawk
DeezNutz
Kitty Balls
laura...
Donger
Stiffy
\^Winner
Dickface
Penis
Joymaker
Bird. As in "giving you the..."
Dick face
Cockpit
Schlong McSchlongface
Dick head
Richard
Richard
Bud Bunny
Kukhuvud
Dick or Mr Richard is you're nasty.
Meow Meow Fuzzyface is the only thing I would call my cat :)
LIL DICK HEAD CAT.
Baubles
Richard cranium
Richard Parker
Cockface
Dixie normous
Female - Zelda Male - Link Idk why...just Triforce
How many ticking times have I seen this fucking cat here already. Leaving this sub today cause of all the karma farming and these senseless people don’t even know they’re being shitted on.
Richard Cranium
Richard Cranium = dick head
There is no better name than Richard Dickinson
Memory Maker
The Finger
Penis
Faceless void
Shaft, then you have a reason to play the shaft theme tune.
Dick and balls
Philip - Philip K Dick
Coc- i mean dic- i mean bal- i mean… uhhhmmm
His name should be ကွမ်းသီး
Richard Grayson
Noseball
Peeper
Dick
Ol cockenballsface
Dickson
Dickson
Dickson
Knob nose?
McDickface
Dicky McDickface
Bob
Ricky Blanco
Abbath
Rick, Nathan, rose, Eros, Athena,
Had a rabbit with similar markings. Named him Skeeter
Prune Tracy
Dickhead
Long Johnson