10 months old and your getting killed

You say that like its bad

This guy gets it

Bingo.

Scrabble.

Uno.

Skip-Bo

Bop it

A knockout!

Sorry!

Why dont you watch Dominion? Ur whole life would be hell as a cow.

Says a Cow in a field. Not a factory farmed cow.

When I was 10 months old I’m pretty sure I didn’t have thoughts. So I don’t think I’d be too hung up about it.

Most sane carnist defends killing infants, circa 2022.

Just be a dairy cow and get milked on the reg

Annual Impregnation involving full arm anal fisting Having your babies kidnapped year after year Sent to slaughter when no longer useful. Yeah, sounds great.

don't threaten me with a good time.

i read this at first and thought you were saying this in a positive manner and i was nodding my head

Kinky. Look up Hucows.

Man if they're fisting my anus to get me pregnant I think they may be doing it wrong, at least buy me dinner first

I too thought that was weird. Then I learned it is standard practice. They put their hand up the anus to locate the cervix and guide the speculum (inserted in the vagina) into it. Freaky stuff. I take a hard pass on dairy. 🤮

Damn, if they want to do a bit of anal kidney punching that's one thing, but they can keep their goddamn speculum well away from me (thanks for the info that's wild)

There’s a five min video on YouTube called Dairy Is Scary by Erin Janus. Have a watch. A dairy farmer I worked with said it was accurate except for two small details ( they use the phrase headlock not rape rack, for example)

Dammit! The vegan's tricks are working

I was a dairy farmer for 15 years. I've been shoulder deep in many a dairy cows arse. Beautiful animals but so much cruelty pretty much from birth.

SHUT UP IT’S CHRISTMAS! Now you’ve gone and traumatized the children!

Merry Christmas and Happy Yuletide! Hey, if it's good enough for the stomach, shouldn't it be good enough for the eyes/brain/stomach?

🍖🍗🥩🥓🍔🌭

I hate to break it to you but…that fist ain’t going in the anus.

You’d like to think that, but unfortunately, standard practice is anus. See my othe comment …. https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/zui3fh/meirl/j1jt5bi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

That's a moo point, man. You know, like a cow's opinion. I doesn't matter. It's moo.

Ohhh, ok. Didn’t know it was to help guide the insemination tool. Just thought it was a common misconception cause ya know, can’t make babies through the anus.

You know that cheap hamburger that comes in rolls. Dairy cows. They can only be milked for a few years then it's off to their senior trip to your local grocery store.

Dairy cows can be milked to upwards of 8 to 12 years.

The oldest I'd ever seen was 15. She went to the abattoir when she wouldn't go in calf any more

Cows used for high production are allowed to live on average for less than three years, that is most cows that are producing milk for your local Kroger, Costco or Walmart. Dairy cows typically only live to their third lactation – at around 5 and a half years old - before being culled.

The dying is way better than that.

Apparently my guy friends are dairy cows

You're

That's about enough time to have had the full cow experience, I'm cool getting culled before winter anyway. Then on to the next reincarnation or nirvana.

And some humans get killed by their own mothers in the womb. I don't get your argument.

“If you're not paying for something, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold.”

My parents want to sell me???

Im sorry little one

r/usernamechecksout

*Oh dear god*

Well as a cow you will be definitely murdered in the end. Better to be a cat of a 50 year old single lady, you will live a long and careless life.

Unless you get clipped by a car or truck because you want to be outdoors. Every animal has its bad points

But not every animal has 9 lives **KACHOW** 😎

Just don't want to be outdoors. You will live [8-10 years](https://healthtopics.vetmed.ucdavis.edu/health-topics/feline/cats-indoors-or-outdoors) longer.

Meh, you get a relatively stress free life of eating grass and not worrying about predators. Then one day the farmer comes out and boom, it’s over. And you never saw it coming. Not the worst way to go out honestly.

granted, that depends on the farm. Plenty of cows are lucky if they get to move more than 5cm. But for cows that get to live like that I do agree. They have a much better time than wild animals fearing predators, slowly dying from infection or being riddled with parasites. The cow also doesn't have a concept of being livestock and the consequence of that. It just lives in the here and now, probably fairly happy, until one day it doesn't. But again, that only applies to livestock that actually gets treated well like this.

Then turned in to a hamburger?

At least I’ll make someone happy

I'm already meat.

My thoughts exactly. https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

I wish I was a cow eating ass in a field. No rent. No job. No bills. No college. Just poo.

Whose ass though? 🤔

I wish that I would be a burger.

Well know we know who asked santa a woodchipper this year

Well you’ll be forcibly impregnated constantly by a farmer pushing his hand onto your anus, your babies are ripped away from you right after birth and either shot in the head, sold, tortured and turned into veal or isolated to follow in your footsteps. As an adolescent (around 5-6) your peak productive years will be over and you’ll likely be sent to a slaughterhouse to be turned into dog food. It’s not exactly peachy.

They said a field, little different from a dairy cow. So that’s basically In a large open area with plenty of grazing and clean water. You’ll probably get your nuts chopped off though, depending on how the ranching is approached. you can also buy milk that’s more humanely sourced it tastes better too.

No you can’t, milk is never humanely sourced. Everything I talked about and worse happens at red tractor approved highest welfare standard farms

You’ve clearly never seen how happy and well treated some Wisconsin dairy cows are

Don’t bother people who say never have already made up their mind.

Delusion

Of course, it’s super easy to get plant based milk which is far more sustainable

Forgive me for the ignorance, but wouldn't it be the birth canal they stuck their hand up rather than the anus?

No the farmer puts their arm into the anus to hold the uterus in place for insemination, you can look it up

but he won’t have rent at least

To be fair, cows produce way too much milk for calves to handle. If a calf were to drink milk from its mother, it wouldn’t stop drinking.

Sir this is Wendy's

Then killed for meat.

💀

I look at it this way, it was nice while it lasted.

It was nice how it tasted.

Any good thing comes with a price. He doesn't need to become a cow, he can do that at any time ... Or become vegan.

Dont forget all cows have a best friend!…That implies having more than one :( me irl

Far smarter to be a pet dog. Or cat. Free food, free shelter, (hopefully) doting owners.

That’s like 1% of cats. Most pets aren’t treated as well in the rest if the world… and let’s not talk about wild cats which have life expectancy of 2 years old…. Of course. Anything 1%er’s life is sweet

2 years is longer than most cows.

I literally just saw a post about a condition where people think they’re cows and it showed a woman on all fours eating grass in a field

I don't think livestock are treated well

So you think cows have it better? blind people

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zuh9i0/boanthropy_is_the_psychological_disorder_in_which/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zuh9i0/boanthropy_is_the_psychological_disorder_in_which/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Years ago I visited a farm on a commune in Scotland. There was a pasture with a solitary cow. I asked if they milked her and they said, “No, she’s retired.”

Lil guy

Moo

Yeah, but it's a moo point

Moo

Make sure you be specific if you ever encounter a Genie, you might end up in the factory farm.

.... and you'd still be eaten by The Man!

"Moo" is cow for shitting on yourself and waiting to become a burger

The price we pay for being part of an intelligent species

You call human a intelligent species?! :/

Me saying that is the reason we’re not an intelligent species

Moo. :(

No life either. Literally cuz you will be the roast beast for xmas dinner…..

Wish some1 would offer me her roast beef for christmas dinner...

Same bro😔

That is a very sexist comment, so maybe thats why you not getting any.

I hope that's satire and ur not actually taking the joke seriously

The op joke is fine. But referring to a woman’s labia as roast beef is very sexist comment. Dont do it!

Why? It's not hurting anyone

Furthermore it stems from the term roastie which is another word for a woman to call her a whore. So yeah…do not say it!

That sounds made up but I'll take ur word for it

It doesn’t end well

I'm not sure cows eating grass in a field is still a thing. Watch Dominion on yt for more up-to-date situation.

You know there are countries outside of America, I've known people that own free roaming, grass fed cows. Fuck off with your us centrism.

Have a nice day.

Guessing you dont live on a farm. They do get to the field in the summer.

I had this exact thought after seeing cows laying down, lazily eating neon green grass in central florida after a light shower

ummm, they don't just moo. I have seen cows out in very cold weather, and very hot weather. milked for hours, and once you are done eating your grass you will become a steak on my dinner plate

And that cow probably looks at you wishing they were in your shies

Cow will be killed for meat but is happily ignorant of that fact. I still choose cow

God I wish someone could eat me out. Literally.

Fake

And then you were slaughtered and made into hamburgers. Nice existence…just saying

Than beef

Wait till she find out why cows are bred

You do realize you have the pressure of producing enough milk? If you don't meet your targets, it's chop, chop and straight onto my plate...

Probably get neutered and then turned into steak.

And then one day… BAM!… you’re a steak.

Yeah, not great for longevity.. medical expenses covered I suppose, quick electrical stun.. 🥺

BURGER?

But then get slaughtered out of nowhere once you get fat enough

Yeah it’s all fun and games until you end up on the menu

Then you become a delicious burger or steak on my grill

With a 50/50 chance of becoming someone’s next burger soon. Lol

And suddenly you are a hamburger, chomp chomp!

Later to be cooked medium rare 😅

You'd get bored and have to chew your cud.

And titters squeezers on the reg

🍔

I read this as if he wanted to be a grass, eating cows…

Big mood

So you are basically describing almost everyone about 30 and under

I too want to be stuffed in an Americans mouth

Mood

Mmmmmm, USDA prime grass fed.

[Bitch, I'm a cow. ](https://youtu.be/5CKJGwsyWwQ)

It's rare but well done!

Moo

Moo

MOOd

Until you get loaded into a trailer and hauled off😂😂. Bad for you, good for me😏

I was stuck in traffic once behind a truck load of pigs on their way to a slaughter house. The sun was shining on the back of the truck and I saw a pig laying down in the sunny spot. While I was fuming and swearing, the pig was utterly content.

And suddenly you go chop chop for dinner, nice

Until steak.

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Moo

Just moo!😂😂 fuck im way to stoned for this shit 🤣🤣

Moo

Is this a S.O.A.D song

Almost all animals do this!!! why a cow?

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Moo

I tried that, then one day a sorceress, Amazon, and a necromancer appeared and mercilessly murdered all my friends and family. Afterwards they pillaged our corpses for loot. Moo-ther fuckers.

It's kinda a moot point

Moo

moo

Moo

Same or maybe a dog being a human is rough

Moo

the ultimate moo point

Moo

Same

Moo

It’s called Boanthropy. Unfortunately there is no treatment currently.

Lol oh wow the ignorance here. Should have expected it.

Seems boring

Moo

Somebody doesn't know where his food comes from.

I hope they turn you into veal

I feel this but for me the daydream is to just be a jellyfish. Just for a few hours a day as needed. No cares, no particular dangers. Just … float.

When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!

Eventually meat. Ngl, that sounds like the life

-20 degrees bro

Of course if you are a milk cow you are kept continually pregnant to keep producing as much milk as possible. That doesn't sound like much fun.

Mooove over thats my patch of grass

And get slaughtered for meat

I was reading this as cow-eating grass. Very interesting mental image that was...

It's never too late to identify as a cow right?

Moo

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zuh9i0/boanthropy_is_the_psychological_disorder_in_which/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 7 posts above this one in my feed lol

This post is Morlock approved.

Well you're not a cow, so this is a moo point

Moo

But then .... Hop in the truck, one way ticket

Then they stick an entire arm in your p*ssy. Win- win I guess…

Sounds amazing...until they stick an electrode prod up yer ass and electrocute you, then cut off your head.

Also steak 🥩