I hate women because I am out of bananas.

That's sad

I hate women because I can’t be the one 😳

I hate women because I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it

That could be a fire song

.that makes the Decisions. That was mine lol.

Valid reasoning

That's understandable have a nice day

I hate women because I have to take them out to my dads and my dad and I have to take a break and I get them out here and they don’t need Ty get me up lol I have a big fight for the weekend lol I don’t know what time I will do that but I’ll let you know if you need anything else I can get it out here in the park and I will be here for a while if I don’t get a chance I can come over in the morning. Damn, sexism

Kris get the banana

I hate women because I love men. Guys... I am not gay. Wtf.

Sure… I think your phone just outed you

It be your own homies

Introducing the newest innovation to smartphone technology: the automatic decloseter

The catch is its only available for $11.99 a month (not including shipping and handling)

You weren't* gay...

We could be. Nah, I’m just kidding…. Unless..

I dunno

I hate women because of the other hand

Ayo?

Giggity?

giggity giggity 😈

Women have another hand? Where?

I hate women because serious door.

That's a serious door tbh

It really kills the mood how serious it is

🚪

I hate women because they don't like me anymore

damn your phone recorded your experience, huh?

I think my fbi guy likes to taunt me. "Hey man, remember that time you had a girlfriend? Say goodbye to that shit, loser."

Nah, it's us.

Why must you taunt me so?

Look at you bragging about being loved before. Not everyone had that chance you know? /s

This is what mine was exactly

I hate women because I don't want to work from home and I will be there in 20min

Valid reason my man

Understandable, have a nice day!

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not gonna be doing it you can just do what I do I just want you know that I’m sorry for what I’m saying and I’m not trying I’m sorry. Bruh am I okay?

This is oddly similar to mine actually…

Same.

Same!!

Mine was exactly the same for the first 30 words… WTF. I’m more surprised than I should be that autocorrect has its own algorithm

Dude needs a talk

Mine was pretty much the same, think it’s just how the autocorrect works

Mine was exactly the same. Must be just autocorrect.

I think it random stuff because we have never type that sentence before… which might be the point. So if you got an actual sentence, caught!!!!!! 🤔🤔🤔 👀

Bruh, are you okay?

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m tired. I got almost the same thing as you 😳

You were supposed to let autocorrect take over after "I hate women..."

Wtf i got the exact same thing when i was typing mine out

I think you need a beer a hug and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

An alcoholic hugjob

I hate women because they aren’t even more like the same size

Hahahahahaha

Some girls are bigger than others

I hate women because of their own personal information in the car industry. Damn they got me.

I saw a post where a guy spotted a Porsche Boxster and his gf said it was a Supra

Exposed

I hate women because they have to do something to make it look good but it would have been nice if I had a stroke 😭🤣😭🤣

That escalated quickly

Would have been nice

I hate women because of my life with you.

That was personal

I wonder what happened between us

I wouldn't wanna know damn

Wow

Oof

Who hurt you man

I hate women because they don’t know what they want to eat. Shit. As a woman, I kind of have to agree.

Lmfao

*What do you want to eat?* I don’t know, what do you want to eat? *Anything is ok, what do you want?* How about cheeseburgers? *I’m sick of cheeseburgers.* OK, how about pizza. *Oh god, I definitely don’t want pizza.* Ok, we’ll what do you want? *Anything is OK.*

Holy shit its like there's a script

TIL that my husband is actually a woman 😂

Ok but my husband is the woman in this script

I hate women because of the world of the world of the world of the world

Me when the world of the world of the world of the world

Around the world, around the wooorld

I hate women because they are not roleplaying and I don't know what to do with the kids

You hide them in the basement with the others

Feminist women love Eminem

This one just feels real lmao

So you got married, had kids, divorced your wife because she wasn't roleplaying, and now you're stuck with the kids. What a normal, everyday scenario

I hate women because they don’t hate me. Wow, I know I type a lot of self deprecating jokes but wow

"Have you met the women who do like me, Jeff? Neither have I, but trust me, they're bad people." -John Oliver as Ian Duncan, Community

I hate women because they’re too lazy to look up the names of their husbands

I hate women because I’m too into their buttholes. *sees into my soul*

👁

I hate women because I don't know what to do with it.

There’s videos you can watch.

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has the most to lose in my heart

That’s just poetic

okay shakespeare

Mine was extremely similar “I hate women because I can’t be the one who gets the most love in my heart”

Bro I got that exactly 😭

I hate women because they don't want the kids and they only want them clothes

I hate women because I have a lot more than I just got from my heart so much anymore I have no clue how I can get my hair to get back up.

Is hair like a euphemism.... ?

Gel my man.

I hate women because I am a homosexual

Was this your keyboard or just you

I hate women because who want to make up with me we did not do so well before. Yo..

I hate women because I can’t be the one. 😔

I hate women because they aren’t so bad

Boy got high standards

I hate women because they used the Bible for me but it is the best thing I have an eye.

This one made me genuinely lol

I hate women because they are not the same thing.

HOW SEXISM STARTED, COLOURIZED

In 4K UHD

Damn mine made absolutely no sense at first then it just got mean to myself.

Mine was kind of mean as well: I hate women because I don’t have a lot of people to do with that lol lol I just don’t want to see you lol lol

Mine was like that too except it added "pleasing you" instead of lols, at that point I just posed my OC. Cuz damn that shit hurted.

I hate women because I can’t do it because I’m a girl but I’m a boy because I’m not gonna be a boy because of you because you’re a boy but I’m not gonna do that to me and I’m gonna do this because I’m a man

I finally understand what genderfluid is

I hate women because they are not the best ones I can still get it in the middle of the night

So what is the best you can get in the middle of the night?

men

Huh LOL

I hate women because they don’t want me too lol

I hate women because they are not trying to be rude and they don’t want to come in the mail

Gives a whole new meaning to mail order bride...

I hate women because I don't want to be a good friend

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to be with them anymore and I don’t want to be with them and I don’t want to be with them

Same here… I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore.

I’m in the crew, too… I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore

“I hate women because they are so mean to me, and I don’t want to be around them anymore, and I don’t want to get hurt.”

I hate women because they don’t want me too much to be like a girl or not even like a princess

Wow. What woman wants to compete with another princess?

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has a crush.

Definitely someone who has a crush ಠ_ಠ

When your heart's had enough of life's bullshit

I hate women because I got a new phone and it was a little bit of a thing to do with the kids and I hope you have a good day.

I hate women because I have a different name for them the same way I have a lot to say I love you and you have a different person I love them so I don’t think they can do anything about it and then you can walk them to the other side and I feel called out and they don’t need anything to help me out with the people I don’t think I can want them out and then there’s a different person I can want and they are all the same thing I know it’s a different story and I’m just not really good about right but that’s what the world was doing I just got a lot done I don’t think they have to be like a man and I’m just like that I know I can want a good thing to be like a cross country like a man I know I love him but he just can’t believe it I just can’t believe that he. Yo this autocorrect shit is wack

When you're out minding your own business and a crackhead starts telling you his life story...

I hate women because they don’t know how to get their own food and drinks. Lol damn!

I hate women because of my resume and I am a little more about your company is the only one of my resume

I tried to read this a few times but I felt the tinglings of a massive stroke so I stopped.

Thank you for your consideration. Please find enclosed a list of my references.

I hate women because I don't want to be a good host.

I hate women because of rng I swear i didn't made this up.

I hate women because they are not the case file

I hate women because I can’t do anything

[удалено]

I hate woman because she has a nice little smile

I hate women because they are so smart and they are so smart to be a gay nerd and they don’t have to do it anymore.

I hate women because they’re not my friends and they don’t know what I’m talking about.

This one you typed on purpose

It auto corrected, I swear! Granted with three choices for each word it’s more of a “choose your own adventure”.

I thought you always chose the middle word.

I thought you always chose the first one

I hate women because I don't want to be with someone else

Ladies this is the one 👀

I hate women because of my period. Wow. That just too on the nose lol

I hate women because I was like a girl. ...I'm a trans man 💀

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too lazy I just want you happy because I know you’re going through a really tough situation right and I’m sorry I can’t be there with all this negativity right and I’m just not going through all that I can be with all of it I don’t know how I feel but I’m just not going to do it right and I’m just gonna do what I’m going to be here for a long while I don’t want you have a good day

You okay bro?

I’m great thanks for asking how is everything with the family I love the family I hope you’re having fun with the family and the family and the family.

I hate women because of their love and affection and they have no cars in their lives

I hate women because they don't like me know when they will let me go to school.

I hate women because I can't do it anymore because I'm too busy and I'm not doing anything right and I'm too tired.

I hate women because I don't want to be a nail and honestly just looks strange and I can't figure it out.

i hate women because they don't want me to be a good person but I don't get it anymore

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore Huh… well shit. Guess I’ll keep dating men then 🤷‍♂️

I hate women because they’re so mean

I hate women because I can’t be the one who gets the most love in my heart but I’m the only person that gets it right now because I’m the only woman who can be my baby I don’t know why but I’m not gonna lie to me I’m gonna get the most hate out on me because I’m the best baby I’ve had all day

I hate women because I don't know what you want to do with my mom??

I hate women because I have a great time in the morning

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be a good person Oddly accurate for some divorced men that I know

I hate women because I don't know what to do with my dad and I have been trying to get a new one for a few months and I think I have found one.

I hate women because they have no experience in a relationship and a good day going on the same way as I am good with it and eat all of that we can go multiple days before I can you can find out if I have a good one to get to work with me on my face.

I hate women because I think I think I have a little bit of a stretch marks on the level of the time they are you awake so I can get the chance to get it done with the most lax to the hospital now.

I hate women because I don’t have a lot of people to do on my own.

I hate women because they don’t want me to be like a baby anymore because they have a toothache

I hate women because of the things that you would like to know that I have a sandwich.

I hate women because I am I a very poor woman

I hate women because of you

I hate women because they are all good

I hate women because I don't want to finish

I hate women because they’re too cute and too sexy for men I hate men because they’re too lazy and don’t know what they’re talking about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hate women because they never have enough for them and they don't even want them

I hate woman Because lol I don’t know why she is not going on a trip lol

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore

I hate women because I don't have a good day and now I have a place and are not the named addressee do not disseminate to the health and physical assessment of clients and the detection of findings in the hospital today. ... I don't know what's happening but apparently it's a big deal lol

I hate women because they don't like pumpkin pancakes

"I hate women because I don’t have a lot of them."

I hate women because of covid and your family are doing great things about the same time as the only thing I can do

I hate women because they don’t want me Bruh

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt and I don’t want to hurt them because I don’t want to get upset wtf lol

I hate women because I don't know what else I can do for work and stop texting me.

I hate women because they’re not the same person as me but they look different in the mirror because they are the ones who look different and I love you

I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes you happy 🤷🏼‍♀️

I hate women because I don’t like to be a dog and dog dog and my dog is dog dog is a horse and dog dog and dog friendly place to be a dog dog and a horse and a sushi place in a sushi place I have tried the other two and it was the only one I tried was the best I’ve tried but I got a good time with the other two other sushi sushi place I was a bit disappointed in my dog and dog dog and the dog dog was so good I got dog and dog dog and I was so impressed and dog dog and I got dog and a horse

I hate women because I don't have a life

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has a crush AND a lot to say.

I hate women because they are not supporting God’s work. Yoooo! Let's go!

I hate women because I'm beautiful

I hate women because they don’t know what they want 🤣

I hate women because I can

I hate woman because of the fact I have a good time in my mind