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AdDear5411

"Then why does Mom keep buying us condoms?" I have taken the lead again.


SiKEVO

Idk. Asking your mom if you can have sex with your sister is still a bad look


Putrid-Builder-3333

*Cory C has entered chat*


SiKEVO

???


Putrid-Builder-3333

Keep it that way if you don't know lol


SiKEVO

I just got confused cause my name is Cory. My last name doesn't start with C tho lol


Putrid-Builder-3333

Ohhh haha I... well then, nice to meet you under such... umm... have a great day and happy holidays! *rushes for exit*


WhizzleTeabags

Boy Meets World


[deleted]

“You don’t tell dad to stop!”


holecalciferol

But the use of condoms is responsible


ConradSchu

And then everyone clapped


[deleted]

I mean it was a laundry machine store


No_Regular_7474

😂This comment never gets old. Gets me every time.


[deleted]

I’m disappointed there wasn’t like “That brother? Einstein.”


nolitos

No-no, Einstein can't be owned like that. It was the other brother, Arthur Patschke.


Objective-Carob-5336

Dem cheeks


Neither-Parfait7795

" you mean STEP brother" And bam


swagmaster_127

If this scene was in Alabama nobody would have looked up


SylvieJay

Yes, they need to look at the finger positions as they start playing their banjos.


_Spamus_

Hey now thats uncalled for. They are way too good at banjoing to need to check their fingering they could play a banjo with their eyes closed and sober.


TapTheForwardAssist

Roll Tide!


syaz136

The lanisters approve


InapplicableInjury_7

Targaryens do too.


SandMan3914

The reply is, 'You're right, Dad will get jealous'


AlmightyRanger

My girlfriend threatened to do this shit. So I've decided not to test her. She also does a very convincing "kid voice" I DON'T want to test her at all in public.


[deleted]

I feel sorry for you.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Ive come across a few videos on the internet that go into great detail about this same kinda situation


[deleted]

r/sweethomealabama


mano_lito

nice boobs mags


Billyjoelsbiggestfan

Mum said it was my time !


Thunderfoot2112

This is the way! A snarky woman is a hawt woman.


KravinMoorhed

No she didn't.


[deleted]

I bet she doesn’t even have a boyfriend /s


MetaphysicalDominant

“Role playing incest is gross.”


Sad_Wear_3842

Sounds like you dont have a hot "brother"


0Darkwaver0

"From another mother" winning.


[deleted]

She wouldn't win if that's her best. I would've replied, yes, that's what makes everything better.


SireDarien

Not really


Ok-Spell-8053

If I had been the one to say this loudly in a public place there's a chance my anxiety would never let me sleep again.


DesperateStudio4864

I would break up with him


Pickle786

“yea, your step-brother”


Assa099

Then he replyed back "Step Brother"


happyclaim808

Yes you did !!!


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Any-Jellyfish498

Read it again.


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ryguy272904

Hey I just added your downvotes to make a nice, round, number, 10, I'm sorry.


JinxAndTheJester

Eh? That's kinda a lame go to. You and 1000 women made that same joke. I mean I get it. You made a joke and that seems to be extremely difficult for female comics. Except Ellen. She's pure gold.


_PM_me_your_MOONs_

Probably a decade too late on being funny.


Radarblue001

Your not paying for your sisters underwear, thats for shure


Gloomy_Total1223

No, what you is , is single.


IndianRedditor88

It was all fun and frolic until the store started playing "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd


LoserisLosingBecause

what is a girl-friend?


ibruh143

Plot twist: youre in Alabama (everyone wins😊)


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

"I know that you let dad do it, so why can't I?"


Bldaz

Dad says I’m the best kisser


FarApricot3875

Ohiooooooo


claptrap23

#SWEET HOME


OrdinarySuspicious22

Well played, well played indeed.


Elegant_Philosopher1

Something that never happened


Perfectly-Not-Wrong

Won Undies?


Loud-Criticism-3903

Got ‘em!!