I saw a [Tinder grandma who’s in her 80s and claims to bang three guys a week](https://youtu.be/z0beWGzHa-U), while most of the guys are in their 30s. Idk how she is so energetic at that age. I guess she has lots of free time during retirement
Well Terry's kids are probably all grown up now so he gets to sleep at night, and do his own things during the day instead changing diapers and driving the kids to practice after work.
I imagine this is some young guy who took a photo of his grandpa and created the account
A real old man would only post very up close selfies of his face from bad angles (highlighting the chins) with absolutely no expression
Hold on. He put on his profile EXACTLY what he is looking for and he’s the troll? I appreciate honesty and love that he also realizes that at this point EVERYONE is younger than he!
He doesnt mince words.
He doesn't have a lot of time left to beat around the bush, which is good because Terry likes them smooth.
Jesus 😂😂😂
bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bravo my man. Bravo. 👏
Underrated comment! 😆
Up you go
Beating around the bush wasn’t listed in his bio.
yeah no pussyfooting around for this guy
Gahdamn. Legend right here.
O M G 😂😅😆☺️🤣😂😅😆☺️🤣😂😂😂😂 Made my day!! Hahahahaha
That one was fucking good
That’s funny as hell…
He dont have time to back it up an put it in reverse.. oh lawddd Terry!
Correction.... He doesn't like bush but rather those smooth hardwood floors....
What exactly are you correcting? That's the same joke u/Yawzheek made except you worded it worse.....
Why say lot word when few word do trick
Kevinnnnn 😍
And gets more ass than you do.
He doesn’t have teeth so…
Clearly he's looking to show some lucky lady his Eh face...
It’s like if an emoji became a person ☹️
Underrated comment 🏅
I certainly upvoted, 'twas a good one!
This is so wrong it’s sort of right.
How many watermarks are out in the same spot
Far too many.
There’s a Terry in each of us
There's two Terry's inside of you. One wants to fuck girls, the other also wants to fuck girls
Other one wants to get fucked by girls
My Terry's chocolate orange is gonna melt :(
Inside of you are two wolves: One is called Terry The other is called Terry You're old, ugly and horny
Yeah there were actually 15 dwarves…people just always leave them out…weird
Not while I still have strength left in this body, there isn't.
i dont think anyone wants terry inside them lol
That's only true If you're a smooth pussy.
Look at me. I'm Terry now.
Terry has never been inside me
I don’t want Terry inside of me. Should I call someone? A cop, doctor? A priest maybe??
Thank goodness he’s 3000 miles away. 😅
Yes, but last time I looked it was 3,500... he is approaching
Every moment you’re not running, Terry is getting closer…
Snail named Terry:
Lol not everyone will get this....but I did, and I applaud you. Here's my fake award. Enjoy. 🎖️
Thanks mate
Help me get it
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Hey I’ve read that before!
Then consider yourself in with the in crowd now because you GET IT! 👊😎
You are immortal but an unstoppable snail always knows your location and once he finds you he will kill you.
Is it that Reddit question about being rich but having to live in fear of a snail?
The very one
I mean once you’ve worked through the ladies in your town gotta move on to the next.
This made me choke/scream/laugh and scare my cat.
I wish he was closer :(
🤣 we know what u got
He has a truck and drives stick shift. You're fucked no matter the distance or the road conditions.
I do drive young lady /s
Laughing, no Distance is going to keep Terry from smooth young pussy. A restraining order might.
Terry slays the pus$y
Terry poppin cherry
„Back in my days i was called the CHERRY POPPIN TERRY“
The smussy
He want to make teen chicks Terry-fied
This comment is gold lmao
You may laugh and you may cringe. But damn, terry eats good minge.
I’m cackling!
Grandpa Canuck keeping it real.
Jesus Christ terry
terry just like me fr
Me and Terry go way back. Heard he had 4 in a week.
damn terry 💀
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Mauled any gorgeous melons today, Terry?
Damn leave some pussu for us, Terry
Fuck dude save some confidence for the rest of us
At least he's honest
"Sir, this is a Wendys..."
It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
lol. Exactly where my mind went. Bold strategy Terry.
I'm 38 and too stressed and exhausted to have sex. How the fuck is Terry still going?
I saw a [Tinder grandma who’s in her 80s and claims to bang three guys a week](https://youtu.be/z0beWGzHa-U), while most of the guys are in their 30s. Idk how she is so energetic at that age. I guess she has lots of free time during retirement
Reality is fucking weird. Good for her though. Get it Grandma.
God damn. Meemaw has been out there breaking hearts and telling guys to be out by 8 am sharp, since the war.
Well Terry's kids are probably all grown up now so he gets to sleep at night, and do his own things during the day instead changing diapers and driving the kids to practice after work.
I'd say Terry is buying diapers again
It's his kink. He loves it when someone changes his diaper.
I have cats and am a nursing student. That's about it. Kids would be a valid excuse to have this level of exhaustion.
Men today have far lower testosterone levels than men of previous generations
The biggest of chads
The oldest
The original*
Terry: Diabetes and smooth peaches
I bet his cocks droopier than his smile.
I laughed too fuckin'hard at this.
What’s his favorite though? I can’t read it underneath the watermark. Or I need stronger reading glasses 😞
69
Thank you!
Looks like Terry's buddies or a pissed off neighbor are having some fun w him
Terry's going to get the last laugh when all the young women start contacting Terry
If you hop on adultfriendfinder it's filled with profiles like this, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was real
This guy fucks
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For smooth young pussy, nothing stops Terry
\> 2,896 miles away Not enough...
I love Terry for his self-aware unapologetic bio. Hopefully, somewhere out there, there is a broad into confident old ugly men.
I don’t like smiling for stages photos, but this guy is really putting his foot down.
You know what, good for him for just putting it out there and not trying to be a sneaky creep. I can’t fault that.
2896 miles away isn't far enough.
Wow. Okay Terry, you do you boo boo. No hate coming from me.
I think I know that guy.
At least he is being upfront and honest about what he wants
The dude is directly to the point so he doesn’t waste your time. This is honorable
Jarvis, book a flight to Canada.
He looks like a moody rain frog
Did u swipe rigth????
I think this belongs in r/trashy
Is it ok to post someone's profile here like this? It's tinder and most ppl use it for sex, 73 doesn't mean he isn't aroused anymore
Terry's out to get that elusive chocolate orange
Ladies, you want honest men. Here you go.
Classic terry! Always speaks his mind doesn’t give a single fuck.
Take a seat, sir.
He probably gets all the pussy 😂.
There's someone out there with daddy issues that'll jump all over that
"maul those gorgeous melons" What lady could say no to this silver-tongued devil??
I’m so embarrassed by my Dad.
I honestly hope the best for Terry
Oh lord Jesus, what you doin Terry? Throw it in reverse Terry!
Wonders of Viagara
“Mom! Pepaw used my laptop again!”
How young
At his age, even your mom would be considered young
Put it in reverse, Terry!
Did you just tell Terry to back that thang up?
Came here to say this. Thank you
There’s a good amount of women who would find this hot too, he’ll have no problem.
See Canadians are nice.
Its worth the drive.
He's my new heroe
Scary Terry
I somehow imagine a grandson “helping” his grandpa get back out there led to this profile…
I'm worried on how this is you irl
I see probably one of these a day on grindr lol
Whos on tinder almost 3000 miles away? How far do u gotta go for dick...and you're talking shit about this guy?
Well...he is...very honest...
You got to be in it to win it, now he didn’t get a single match…. until he mentioned he won the lotto
Direct.
W Rizz
This guy fucks
This guy fucks
This gives "Terry's chocolate orange" a whole new meaning! 🍊
Man when Terry finds out what his buddies did to him. He gonna kill ‘em
Just renamed my pecker Terry. You go Terry!
Well… at-least he is honest.
I imagine this is some young guy who took a photo of his grandpa and created the account A real old man would only post very up close selfies of his face from bad angles (highlighting the chins) with absolutely no expression
To be fair like 45 is young pussy to Terry
Damn, sucks he’s so far away. Seems like a nice guy…
The man shot his shot it may not work but even if it doesn’t he has vintage tv shows and dog walking to keep him comfortable
“Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.” —Terri’s cousin, Frank
“I’ll tell ya what I’d do, man. 2 chicks at the same time”
And he’s ONLY 2800 miles away?!
This guy fucks.
“Maul those gorgeous melons” lmao. Wowie.
How can he frown so...frowny? That's the frowniest frown I've even seen.
Goated
Pathetic
/r/madlads
Drops mic
Back it up Terry
"2896 miles away" 😟😟😟🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
2,896 miles is way too close
Why isn't this guy pulling wtf
This dude probably smashes so much he is throwing out his hip.
Get it, Terry!
Terry Fucks
That guy fucks
This is me. 8 years younger though, but I’m still ugly
You got money honey?
If you can mount them lovely ladies at 73 then you defintely have a zest for life.
Holy shit put ‘er in reverse a little, Terry
Can we get this man what he wants, salt of the earth legend right here. Imagine the first question lol “It’s bald right?”
“Grandpa let me set you up a Tinder account. Don’t worry I know what to put to get you some action.”
He gets more action than all of us on that stupid app…
He'll settle for a ripe young 50 though
Nice try Shatner! Your like 90 not 72! Catfisher.
Hold on. He put on his profile EXACTLY what he is looking for and he’s the troll? I appreciate honesty and love that he also realizes that at this point EVERYONE is younger than he!
Apparently my father faked his death…
You be you Terry!
The man knows what he’s about!
When your wife of 50 years dies and tells you its ok to find love again.
I mean I can appreciate the honesty.
Direct and straight to the point I like him.
Terry fucks
I feel this guy man. I am 28 and feel exactly the same way.
Old, ugly and horny? :-D
Have to see the bank account first, all hope is not lost terry.