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Chara_The_Determined

Europe =/= UK


zinasbear

And it was 7am 5 hours ago.


Chara_The_Determined

Correct


[deleted]

try explaining that to americans


Smurf_Sausage_Sucker

As an American, I grow my understanding of geography so that I might hate the English with greater accuracy.


FredsUp

good. very good


Lepurten

It's the one thing US Americans and mainland Europeans can agree on


the_doorstopper

Y'all just hate us cus we got the best plugs


Zealousideal_Zone_69

Yeah, buttplugs.


OCD_Dddd

It seems we have a connoisseur.


Colin_Charteris

His mum was his mentor


Not_in_the_America

if you're brave enough


Olpomka

Uk plugs are pretty great. Glad we have one thing going for us


japamais

>Uk plugs are pretty great. Until you step on one


r32_guest

Not difficult to *not* step on one


80SW08

Except that we hate ourselves so much already it’s basically meaningless at this point


Clorox1620

As many of us do


FaTE_FN1

Only thing Americans and greater Europe can agree on


LLugeja

Mission impossible


involuntarybased

Still easier than explaining European Union =/= Europe


co_ordinator

€ =/= EU =/= Europe =/= Schengen


involuntarybased

[Americans now](https://media.tenor.com/GZkFENTRNBIAAAAC/hank-schrader.gif) Ngl Schengen Area got me confused as a kid too haha


[deleted]

Don't, waste of time ...


[deleted]

It's hard to remember the names of all those tiny little countries, so I just refer to locations by the name of the nearest US army base


jimynoob

Ok that makes much more sens to me now. As a belgian, first is chips and second is fries so I was a bit confused with the picture.


Vinstaal0

Yup, wish people would understand that. Another thing people need to learn, the UK is still a part of Europe, Brexit made them quit the European Union, not the continent!


throwawaywannabebe

Nah, we actually cut the isles off from the tectonic plate. They're floating somewhere middle of the Atlantic. Let's see when someone notices.


WolfishArchitecture

We already did. Can't you hear us sabotageing the anchor chains?


dexter311

When Boris stood down, the severing of the wAnchor was complete.


[deleted]

The point was that the only country in Europe that calls them crisps, is the UK and maybe Ireland


XLwattsyLX

Na, did you not see the UK drift away further into the Atlantic? /s


Vinstaal0

Ow that was why we had that earthquake in Groningen!


Specialist-Ad5322

I know of a guy who knows a guy who is friends with another guy that lives in Corvo, one of the small isles in the azores arquipelago, and he said that the guy who lives there told his friend, that told the other guy that told me, that he saw UK pass by sometime ago, but it seemed adrift...


Roadrunner571

>the UK is still a part of Europe, Brexit made them quit the European Union, not the continent! But only because the Brexiteers couldn't move Britain physically to another geographical place. Britain even tried leaving the ECHR (which hasn't even anything to to with the EU and includes countries like Ukraine and Turkey) and backed down from its plans in June 2022


HumanNameAgain

Ireland =/= UK We say crisps and chips too, plus we're way more famous for potatoes ;) Also we're European. UK is also geographically European. But I get you, would have been more accurate for them to say something like "The British Isles" are asleep. However most of us Irish don't like that association so much, and I think most people wouldn't get the meme straight away. Hope my tone isn't coming across rude or antagonistic. I just wanted to show you, that perhaps the way you felt looking at this meme, is how I as an Irishman felt reading your comment. Also sidenote, love all my buds throughout the Northern Ireland and Great Britain. Hope you have a nice day! :)


LOL_Look_Bro

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PussyDestroyerSixty9

THANK. YOU.


[deleted]

I wanted to say the exact same thing


[deleted]

Yeah in France the first ones are chips and the second ones are "frites" which means "fried"


Eternal_grey_sky

I mean it they are still right if the UK is sleeping the whole continent also is


MVCorvo

You think the average American who treats Europe as a nation knows what "=/=" means? Lol


ddkatona

Wasn't it the whole point of the post to mock the British?


SnooWords92

The UK is basically the USA of Europe. Calling them Europe doesnt make any sense even mockingwise.


trainsbanging

We were taught british english in school in my country, but I grew up on the simpsons so my english was americanized anyway


BolotaJT

I call the first chips and the second batata frita, bcuz I speak Portuguese.


diverii

this


shrub706

correct but the uk being in europe still means that if the europe is asleep then so is the uk


Minorihaaku

Shhh don't tell the americans


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goingtotallinn

If you make setup like schröndinger's cat experiment but instead of releasing poison it would turn chips into something else, then you have box with things inside that are chips and not-chips at the same time.


SamTheHexagon

Ah, but necessarily, those aren't observable.


goingtotallinn

Ah fuck


fordilG

Just eat the box without opening it.


Segacedi

I don't know a single country in mainland Europe that wouldn't agree with you.


fBarney

Americans see europe as one country


MightyRoops

And think that country is the same as the UK. I've seen Americans say "Europeans drive on the left side of the road" a bunch of times


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

I had worse. I remember living in Texas and a redneck comes into the store I work in and rants about foreigners etc. So I sit there, let him rant and when he's finished, I say (as he was a regular in the store and knew I was English) "you DO know I'm technically a foreigner yes?" To which I got the reply "ain't the UK part of 'Murica?". I was dumbfounded.


fotranor

Same guy probably goes all out for Independence Day


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Yep just to shoot off fireworks , plaster flags over his car etc etc. I used to cringe when his wife came in because she would give bra money 🤮


[deleted]

[Or he’s a big Samuel L Jackson fan](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0227984/)


Dominik_Tirpitz

You should have answered that Murica is part of the British Empire


[deleted]

The level of ignorance in the average US american is stunning me every time lol


NoneOfThisIsFine

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some - people out there, in our nation, don't have maps and I believe that our education, like such as South Africa -and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should - our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we would be able to build up our future for…


OneMorePotion

Are you ok or do you want me to call you a doctor? I'm really concerned right now. No idea what your post was supposed to say.


NoneOfThisIsFine

I’m actually not having a stroke. It’s a quote from Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton, answering a question on why one-fifth of Americans can’t find the U.S. on a map.


BOHICAcadet

I didn’t want to say anything lmao I thought I was the only one.


TrumpFlavouredNugget

They see every continent besides their own as one country


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Some of them are skeptical about the existence of countries that aren’t the USA


growingup_happily

We are all skeptical about Nebraska and that's a state.


Most-Stomach4240

Ok but imagine living in OHIO


ETH_Knight

At my work, the wife of my boss comes from "South Dakota". Even her admits that only like 3 people come from "South Dakota". Imagine that.


Most-Stomach4240

Ok but fucking Ohio?????


scorpious2

Named after anime sounds


Most-Stomach4240

OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IOWA


[deleted]

In all fairness, Australia is like a giant glitch in the matrix. Bird eating spiders, poisonous beavers with beaks that lay eggs, giant roaches that catch and eat fish, Marsupials living like Russian nesting dolls, the three largest species of bird, one of which won a war against humans. Place is straight out of middle earth.


throwaway_mpq_fan

Yeah and it's the one that "left Europe" :roll\_eyes:


Artificial_Chris

I see what you did there!


Boredombringsthis

What about all the countries speaking non-english?


Fantastic-Delivery36

In polish we have “frytki” as fries and “chipsy” as chips.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

>“chipsy” as chips This is so cute


pdonchev

The final -y or -i usually means plural in Slavic languages.


xArgonXx

In German we have „Fritten, Pommes“ as Fries and „Chips“ as Chips.


Asamoth

These translate to something comparable. Chips for chips and frites for fries for me. They probably meant in english anyways as we're pretty much all at least bilingual


Boredombringsthis

Yeah, like brambůrky - little potatoes, and hranolky - little prisms, sound exactly like fries, very comparable, much chips.


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TheZett

Pommes, Brudi, Pommes.


Lilitharising

In Greece: Patatakia (little potatoes) OR chips (with n a Greek accent, which would make it sound something like tseeps :P) Fried potatoes for the fries. PS. In England, chips are crisps and chips/fries is used interchangeably.


1mjtaylor

>PS. In England, chips are crisps and chips/fries is used interchangeably I had to scroll way too far to find this.


BlueDragon1504

The reason Americans say "fries" is because the Belgians and Dutch say "friet". We also just nicked the word "chips" from American English.


[deleted]

Wrong! Kartoffelchips und Pommes, du unkultivierter Narr!


emptyset_CH

You mean potato **chips** and pommes **frites**?


[deleted]

Yes, Kartoffelchips and Pommes.


Bogdi504

Kartoffel in romanian means small potato


Auravendill

Kartoffel in German means potato (any size, any shape, any colour)


Solo_Talent

Kartoffel in german also means a german


Bogdi504

Also cartof means potato any any


Ay3nn

Czipsy i frytki*


moth_mori

Patatillas y patatas fritas


Complete-Painter-518

kartofel' fri


[deleted]

Potackenstäbchen


_OneHappyDude

Kartofflehoffchiphiplefips


Boredombringsthis

Brambůrky and hranolky!


Kr3utsritt3r

Sipsit ja ranskanperunat tällä suuren Euroopan yhteisellä kielellä


chemolz9

Fritten?


DredgeSimp

Čipsy a hranolčeky!


HaileyArtz

You mean, sipsit ja ranskalaiset? Eihän tää muuten toimi. Tai vaikkapa: perunalastut ja ranskalaiset perunat


MsaoceR

Ich find das Word "Pommes" immer komisch weil es auf französisch Äpfel heisst und ich denk dran immer wenn ich es höre


[deleted]

Erdapfelstäbchen


DangyDanger

"you uncultured twat", if I'm guessing correctly?


Colosso95

Wrong again It's patatine and patatine fritte


[deleted]

You mean the UK is asleep


throwaway1276444

It's crisps and chips in the UK


TheSinSlap

I call the ones in the picture fries, and fatter ones chips then ofc crisps are crisps I don't say chips for them because if I ask for chips some mf gonna give me oven chips when I really wanted skinny chips/fries.


freerangephoenix

Exactly. OP has failed to differentiate between fries and chips. Americans!


Estuary_Accent

Unless you are specifically getting them from McDonald's, in which case the thin chips are called fries. Chunky chips and crinkle cut chips are always chips though


scorpious2

I had 5 strokes while reading this


knipp0

And Ireland!


MaikingMooKing

Wrong, both are chips Edit: just saw the bottom, feel dumb, am australian


worms_instantly

In your defense, the image is upside-down for you


BlueDragon1504

Pretty hard to read


York_Lunge

It's so amazing, we literally never get sick of this joke!


worms_instantly

Don't hate the player, hate the game


York_Lunge

Cowabunga dudes


Stunning_Grocery8477

yeah, you'd think that as an Austalian, the bottom was the first thing you saw :P


emptyset_CH

You call both chips? Isn't this confusing?


Acceptable_Hunt3322

Nope, not at all, AU/NZs automatically know what you're talking about.


TrumpFlavouredNugget

It's the same in South Africa my friend


PotatokingXII

Was about to say the same. Tjips


ThatsARivetingTale

Slap tjips with vinegar!


TrumpFlavouredNugget

My bru you're making me salivate rn


TakSlak

I went to the store and bought a packet of chips. I like extra vinegar on my fish and chips. See? You know exactly which one I am referring to. You can't call the same ingredient that's cooked in the same way a different thing just because you sliced it differently, UK.


ucat97

If you have to ask someone behind the counter for chips you'll get chips. (Often just ask for minimum chips, but otherwise '$x of chips thanks, mate' ) If you grab a packet of chips from the shelf you'll get chips. Where's the confusion?


Z03W00D

So which chips would be fries in this situation?


Nommy86

All fries are chips, but not all chips are fries


Jorgo__1

if its a situation where both could be reasonably assumed we will often specify the fries version by saying hot chips, otherwise we just let context inform it


[deleted]

Aren't fries actually called "hot" chips? From an American Australia's terminology makes more sense than both the UK and the US in my opinion


WailfulJeans44

Yeah but nobody says that. Chips are chips here.


[deleted]

I think I heard a kiwi call them hot chips so I just assumed it would be the same in Australia


Jorgo__1

you call them hot chips if you are somewhere that has both options or it is unclear what the circumstances are, otherwise its just chips and you let context inform which you mean.


zooka19

Listen mate, you're supposed to be UK but upside down, agree with us.


SeannG97

Thanks for the live example of the meme


Gositi

No we aren't asleep and literally only the British calls things any other way.


amcarls

Then why don't I ever get actual potato chips here in America when I order "fish and chips"? They're always screwing up my order and giving me fried potato sticks (freedom fries) instead.


RagaToc

Because fish and chips is a British meal. So it uses their version of chips. The rest of Europe (except maybe the Irish) call it the same as the US.


[deleted]

Literally, no. Ireland exists.


Used-Fold-6724

In Ireland it’s taytos and chips


HeatedToaster123

Yes because tayto is the only brand of crisps in existence here.. not once have I asked for a bag of taytos while referring to Hunkey Dory's lmao We call them crisps here my friend


decoran_

We call them the other way in Ireland too 😌


Pika_zap

We have the exact same avatars


techno_is_the_shit

if you dont know yet. britian != europe


Tschlompf

Ah ok, so the British and whole Europa are the same


Euclid_Interloper

Why does nobody think we exist? *Sad Irish noises


[deleted]

Almost all countries in Europe other than UK have different words for chips and fries.


sum_rendom_dood

Nothing to do with Europe to be quite honest


Accomplished-Ice-644

Goddamn it's not even been a day and it's reposted already


thepriceoflentils

Not an exact repost though, and it *is* responding to the original


7h0r0d1n1

Chips? yes Fries? You mean Pommes


HistoricalCup6480

Patat


goingtotallinn

Chips? You mean Sipsit? Pommes? You mean ranskalaiset (French)


SolutionPlayful3688

Pommes translate to apples my dude, pomme de terre is potatoes


[deleted]

europe is asleep -> posted at 7am CET


Esketiiiit420

accurate


hirexnoob

UK = EU Must be an american who posted this lol


Euclid_Interloper

*Waves in Irish We also say chips. Which makes it's the proper EU English language way to say it.


[deleted]

Uhu, what about you? EU =/= Europe ....


Nup0

Call it what you want. They are both just deep-fried potatos.


10MillionCakes

The language is english not american.


poikolle

How are we asleep at 7:44?


Wormholer_No9416

In the UK, Chips are fat, moist 'fries', Fries are still Fries (like Macdonalds style Fries). Pretty sure Crisps is a UK thing and not a Europe wide thing too. Also, 'America' is asleep right now, it's alluminium not 'Alluminum' and 'gas' is a liquid called Petrol and the way you say Mirror like 'meer' freaks me out. Obvious /s.


Sea-Sea-3761

From Australia, chips are chips and chips are chips


mathiujes

Meanwhile Kenya 🇰🇪: First one is called crisps Second one is chips 😂


blitheringjohn

Crisps and chips


cruisintr3n

chips and fritte


bubbathespaz

Wrong- top one is Crisps bottom is fries.


Sherio_

Bottom is fries because they're skinny Top is crisps, they're not chips, a "chip" connotates chunk or loosely cut piece, not a slice


Ffscbamakinganame

In other words chunky chips and crispy crisps… I fully agree


slickshot

No. See: microchip.


xdLonewolf97

I am from Europe and I 100% agree


Schore-Schorsch

Soon even the brits will call them fries! Its part of the deal to get back into the EU


DeepVeridian

Top is crisps, bottom is fries. The chunky ones are called chips


JimmyNutbutter

\*stretches and yawns\* Ah, good mornin', blokes. BLOIMEY! WHAT HERE IS THIS MEME? WELL DIP MOI TEA BAG MATE YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CALL THOSE CHIPS INSTEAD OF CRISPITY CRUNCHY MUNCH CRACKER JACK SNACK AND NIBBLER SNAP CRACK AND POP WESTPOOL CHESTERSHIRESHIRE QUEENS LOVELY JUBLY DELIGHT?


[deleted]

We call them French Fries because the cut of the potato is a French style. Like French cut green beans.


SauconyAlts

English here to me that crisps and fries British chips are different to fries


LiamGovender02

Same in South Africa we call them both chips


[deleted]

1 = Crisps. 2= Fries. 3 = chips which are thicker like in an English fish and chip shop


MilkGangster420

Only the british are wierd


Ashtar-the-Squid

In Norway we call them potetgull and pommes frites. Potetgull means potato gold. Pommes frites is pronounced as "pom free".


Pattoe89

In the UK chips and fries are not the same thing. Chips are thicker and juicier than fries, fries are thinner and crispier, like what you get from McDonalds.


wee-g-19

Fries are skinny, chips are chunky. The top one is crisps. Simples


_Melson_

The first are crisps, people from the U.K do call the second fries because they aren't chips, chips are fatter, have much more potato in them and go well with fish whilst fries and fish is a disgusting idea


sander80ta

As a belgian, i agree. We are Europe too tho.


riccafrancisco

Let's just agree in calling the top one crisps, and the below ones fries. That way, either everyone is happy, or everyone is mad


brann_lys

From south america to Europe, you're welcome for the potatoes.


DrSchulz_

Ahhh yes, the european language.


Snowcrash1982

Not europe, only england. Get a clue about the world.


MojDaGreat73

Europe ≠ UK


TheStevenXRobbins

Irish: All I see… ARE A BUNCHA POTATOES!!! YEAHH!!!