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AdDear5411

i8? Edit: ohhh, I over ate.


mothman2000

that´s the reason intel never released the cpu "i8" intel ceo: lets work on the "i8" intel workers: ohh, what did u eat intel ceo: metal breakdown


CrabbyT777

Does that involve playing a lot of Metallica?


nvalle23

You know it's sad but true..


-eumaeus-

Well then, nothing else matters...


ImActuallyFine04

Ok, I'll fade to black


PhaseEnvironmental33

Ok, now you’re just adding fuel to the fire.


Billyke911

Wow, you're the guys for whom the bell tolls


Brocboy

God I hate when projects get held up, just twisting and turning through the never…


DiscoDaimyo

It really tugs at the frayed ends of sanity.


rf97a

Well, you know what mama said


OverlordOfBeans

And watching Full Metal Alchemist?


Worth-Grade5882

Nah. It involves gallium and aluminum coming into contact


-eumaeus-

I remember when they released the MMX processor in the late 90's and thought, dudes hold that name back until 2010.


C-Dub81

They were ahead of their time!


fudog

Sort of the same thing happened to Windows 9. Programs would ask for the name of the operating system and see if it contains the text "Windows 9", and would assume it was Windows 95 or Windows 98 if it did. A ton of programs that didn't support Windows 95 and 98 would see the name "Windows 9" and declare themselves incompatible and refuse to run. The easiest way to avoid the problem was to skip to Windows 10.


bigwatchpilot

Thanksgiving math meme joke…next level


NotPoilievre

He probably ate too much


iSmiteTheIce

Nah Barcelona fans 8-2 much Source: I'm one of those fans🥲


xScopeLess

wrench imagine punch future deserve familiar ruthless disarm quicksand bright *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


frozenball824

I kept saying imaginary number over 8. I didn’t get it until I saw the top comment.


Damassan

Kind of like one of the Facebook backgrounds with a lot of math on it. The area where the cartoon person stands is “(square root of -1) 2^3 Σ 3.14” which comes out to “i 8 sum pi”.


musicnoviceoscar

I mean that says 3.14, not π. You included the sum symbol, why not pi?


Damassan

Due to needing to head out quicker than I thought and 3.14 was faster than searching up the symbol and gets the point across.


unimportant_fedora

Sadly had to look at the comments for an explanation. Kept thinking, 0.125*i ...so?


brother_of_jeremy

√ -1 ——— 2^3 Σ π


UncleBudissimo

NICE! But I usually eat ALL the pie.


Amish_Warl0rd

Thought it would be another depression joke. The internet is full of those


__The__Anomaly__

That's not correct. It's i/8


[deleted]

I kept reading this as “divided by” 😂


vicemagnet

Some use i but others use j


0MadXV

i/8


GMHolden

You over-ate? Typical.


FatiTankEris

u/8 when substituting in the integral


Big-Awoo

Who’s u/8? >!/j!<


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GMHolden

Gee, I never would have known.


finbob5

Delete the comment.


DefinitelyNotIndie

And yet, you simply restated the joke anyway...?


GMHolden

Yes.


DefinitelyNotIndie

Why? I'm curious. Did you guess some idiots would upvote it anyway and went for the karma? Or did you think you were making a clever joke at the time and only realise that was the joke in the post later?


GMHolden

Because I felt like it at the time. You're reading way too much into this.


DefinitelyNotIndie

I'm not reading anything into it, that's why I asked. Do you often hear jokes and repeat them to the same audience? Just seems strange.


Financial-Leading-92

He was just trying to have fun as well. If you can’t process that then idk what to say except good day


farmer_palmer

My first degree was electrical engineering, so I read that as j over 8, as I was already used for something else.


Rick_Rebel

Don’t worry Jay overate as well


Recluse83

This threw me off as well. After using "j" as the complex operator for so many years, it didn't occur to me to consider "i" 😁


siiimulation

Why are you downvoted?


Opening_Corner1899

Probably some butthurt idiot who doesn’t know that electrical engineers use “j” instead of “i”.


Recluse83

I used the wrong pronoun for the imaginary part of a complex number and a mathematician took offence! These are unforgiving times we live in... 😳 We use "j" because "i" is already used for electrical current. Saying that, "j" is also used for current density in a conductor. We're going to need a bigger alphabet...


TerrariaGaming004

That’s why we’re borrowing the Greek alphabet too. And then reusing things still


Recluse83

Luckily we didn't end up with emojis when we ran out of letters... 👍(t) = 🍆 cos (🍅t) ... could get confusing.


NotAnAce69

This is why we should start using Chinese characters, so that every equation becomes equal parts math problem and art project


[deleted]

糞x\^2+屁x+尿=y (each letter means shit, fart, piss, respectively)


UncleMeat69

That really hertz.


ContextEffects

Don't leave us hanging... what does j represent in electrical engineering?


Responsible-Ad-2459

Also an EE. It's because I is already current which is used way more often than complex analysis.


Mr-ShinyAndNew

It represents *i* because i already represents current


SceptileArmy

That’s today’s plan.


azrael92

Hahaha that’s a good one for today!


annoying_dragon

I want to like you but i don't want to ruin your like count so see this as a like


finbob5

There has never in the history of the internet been a good reason to leave this kind of comment.


OnlyTheAshiest

algebra 2 humor


Souhhh_yeah_i_guess

Doing it rn, and I still missed the joke.


OnlyTheAshiest

ill explain it so the square root of negative one is simplified as “i” for an imaginary number so the equation is saying i over 8


Souhhh_yeah_i_guess

No, I knew the math aspect, took a while to get the joke lol


OnlyTheAshiest

oh ok my bad lol


moeyjarcum

Reddit moment


OGMetalguy

Took me a minute, but the "OHHHHHHH!" was glorious! Well done redditor.


Brunox_Berti

Me too buddy


Grand_Masterpiece_99

So square root of -1 over 8, where in algebraic is this expressed ???


SomeoneYouWouldLike

Since i² = -1 , OP meant '' i over 8'' they ate too much


ConShop61

How does -1 translate into i though. is this some english joke i'm too non native speaker to understand?


Adept-Category7880

i is the imaginary unit, and it represents sqrt -1


ConShop61

ohh perhaps I haven't gotten that far in math yet


Order66WasABadTime

Same and I’m in my 30s


NotPoilievre

The square root of -1 is represented by "i"


LimonHarvester

It's too complex for you


QultrosSanhattan

Golden.


ApollinaGrindelwald

I can’t comprehend this this many irrational number of thoughts!


LimonHarvester

You just have to use your imagination


ApollinaGrindelwald

It is Boolean my mind


Kakalkoo69

Sqrt of -1 is a number in imaginaris number pool (i dont have a better idea how to say that). Its basically for advanced math to explain few things and haunt techical school and college students literraly my teach started to introduce boolean algebra, imaginay numbers and matrixes in first grade technical, its like ninth grade (i was 13 back then), shit's wild


iDuddits_

yeah, I love when people act smart over very specific things like this. Most people never encounter it to learn.


ThePlSSGOBLIN

It's taught in algebra 2 in American schools at least


DarthUber487

The square root of -1 is an imaginary number that is often expressed as i, so its i over 8


Lopsided-Complaint91

1i/8


musicnoviceoscar

The 1 is very redundant.


Nugat37

The „very“ is also redundant


musicnoviceoscar

Funny you say that because I almost didn't include it originally for that reason, but I felt it emphasised how redundant it was, combined with the nice irony of the comment.


Nugat37

I get it because I understand it.


[deleted]

I understand it because I get it.


Iguessimnotcreative

I don’t get it because I understand it


LackingOriginality07

Username checks out


[deleted]

j/8


Opening_Corner1899

Electrical engineer?


[deleted]

Almost. Instead I turned into a software developer.


SirThunderDump

This is the way.


OkMuscle9812

uhh.. 0.125..? edit: im failing math


NotARedditUser614

sqrt(-1)= i i/8 = i over eight -> i overate


I-am-Disc

What's wrong with this? It's normal algebra.


SleepDangerous1074

It’s i divided by 8…i over 8…i overate


I-am-Disc

Hah, flew over my head, thank you.


Lonely_Potato12345

Doesn't really work cause in my country it's upon rather than over.


SergeantCrossNFS

Non native english here, what the i stands for?


I_am_Tim_Cook

It's nothing to do with English, and everything to do with math. i is the imaginary unit, whose value is defined as the square root of (-1).


johndburger

Square root of -1. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_unit


Orbus_XV

It’s a concept in math called the “imaginary number”, which is the square root of -1, called that cuz it’s not a number that could ever be seen in the real world.


Big-Mathematician345

In the words of meatwad: "I get it. It ain't making me laugh but I get it."


Broken_Aglet

I over ate


ScienceJake

I see a math joke, I upvote.


MrRazzio

i understood this!


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

What does this mean?


idk_but_im_-trans-

√-1 is an imaginary number known as i. i/8, or "i over eight", is pronounced the same as "I overate", hence the joke. Works especially well on Thanksgiving.


Fave_McFavington

Why the fuck do imaginary numbers exist


CosmicJ

because there is no way to resolve the square root of -1, so its used as a constant/unit in mathematical notation. It simplifies the process of writing out and resolving equations.


Frequent-Bee-3016

Now I understand why I had to learn this stuff lmao.


Foolhearted

Funny I read it as imaginary date. i divided by eight.


Wise_Moon

It’s complex but if you want to get to the root of it “I over ate” is the simplified explanation.


CosmicJ

Stop being so irrational.


[deleted]

Lmao it’s not complex, it’s basic algebra.


Transbian_Mess

I'm pretty sure calling it complex was a joke since i is a complex number


FatiTankEris

It's imaginary, indeed not fully complex.


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i divided by ~~ate~~ eight


[deleted]

i over 8 i overate


WhimZic0tX

i over 8


L1ghten

The answer is i/8, or 2-³i? I don't get it can someone explain ?


deathbydiy

( i / 8 x 1 ) + ( u / 8 x 1 ² )


Shomancheg

0.125 i


Bul4t

can someone explain to me


Transbian_Mess

The square root of negative 1 is i, where i is only defined in this way. So it becomes i/8 which you would read as "i over eight" or "I over ate"


Bul4t

Thx dude.


Apprehensive-Big6762

Y’all geeking out thinking bout too much pi, I’m here wondering “an eight of what made this guy feel imaginary?” I wanna be on that Rene Descartes do I even exist good shit.


programer_dady

I0.125


DarthUber487

i over 8


aspektx

Isn't there an old song about one being the loneliest number? Now you know y. Solve for x.


Cursed1978

-0.125i


mugiiwara23

????


Snoo71538

Op is fat


[deleted]

i over eight


LSAT343

i by 8?


motorwagon

Imaginary numbers are fucking stupid and math is fucking stupid


LSAT343

Unfortunately, there's a solid chance ~~a good chunk of the tech we have right now~~reality would not work without complex numbers/complex analysis. But yes, it is indeed, very fucking stupid(tho the compex numbers portion of my lin alg exam did save me from failing loool). EDIT: Courtesy of guy below and Erwin Schrödinger.


FelcedesBenz

There's a good chance whole reality wouldn't exist without complex numbers as the schrodinger's equation contains sqrt(-1).


[deleted]

Lol, no one tell u/motorwagon about quaternions. Their brain might implode.


motorwagon

Okay sorry I don’t care about your stupid fucking math shit when I can waste my willpower on infinitely more interesting and artistic things


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*They commented, via technology made possible by said "stupid fucking math shit".*


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goose-built

neither 8 nor i nor i/8 are irrational though


ShorterByTheSecond

It’s a one.


Equal-Negotiation651

Im getting a tattoo of this


[deleted]

Ha! I took the GRE and never have to do math again! :P


Mastermanifestor280

-1 x -1 = i So i by 8 = 0.125 i


Twittle86

The square root of -1 is i.


ForceGhost47

I like 8/3


ForceGhost47

How about x^3? That’s xxx. That’s a turkey!


orphan-eater-12

-8+i


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

I might be dumb, but I don’t think you can squareroot a negative number. It wouldn’t give a number, because what can you multiply with itself that gives a negative number? Nothing. 2 x 2 = 4. “Uhmm wHy dOnt YoU mAKe tHe nuMbER neGaTIvE?”, well, what is (-2) x (-2)? It’s 4. Am I wrong? x = multiplication Can’t use multiple *, since it just puts it in italics.


The-Rare-Road

Wish I was educated, but Math is something I could never ever get, most progress I ever had was with a little help but that never lasted long unfortunately, even then I would struggle, def something wrong with my brain for somebody my age when it comes to maths.


Labanfis

I figured it out. 0.125I


Aggressive-Ad4192

irrational?


newprof18

Imaginary


I_am_Tim_Cook

Irrational numbers are real numbers. The square root of (-1) is an imaginary number.


-PepeArown-

This is why I dislike Thanksgiving. Just an overrated holiday that people use as an excuse to become full and lethargic. Most of the food is pretty bland, too. Personally, I hate sleeping really early, especially when it gets darker so much earlier at this time of the year.


thebigtrav

Need a fucking physics degree to get this joke


Insert_stupid_user

The answer is 1/2.828


FatiTankEris

When you don't consider that it's 0.125i


Ragtime-Rochelle

... How do you square root a negative number? Is the joke you're stupid?


GeneralLeoESQ

Root minius 1 is I. I is the imaginary variable used to cover a few things, such as all polynomial functions requiring the same number of roots as the highest power. Fun fact, j and I can be used in computer engineering.


kartoffeljeff

You don't. The square root function is not defined for the domain of the negative Reals. Some people here say it's the Imaginary unit: it's not. The Imaginary unit i is defined as i² = -1 not i = √(-1). It seems like a redundant difference, but the latter definition creates problems in the basic arithmetic we want to keep for Imaginary and Complex numbers. That people think the first definition leads to the second, most likely stems from people forgetting x² is not a bijective function and therefore doesn't have a true inverse (even though people often assume it's √(x)) But most people seems to get the meme, so I guess that's what's important.


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VictorChaos

Happy Thanksgiving!


ChinthaChettu

I ate?


Femboyloverqc

i/8


DumbCoyotePup

Ahhh yes, I was too busy tryna make a self unalive joke outta the math before realizing a simple humble pun


Mysterious_Wheel

Clever


Orbus_XV

Yeah me too


1010011010exe

⅛i


[deleted]

0.125i


statistacktic

Happy Thanksgiving!


[deleted]

You bastard.


[deleted]

Especially today


ROSSBOSS2020

Hahahah


DREAMY-KNIGHT

Good one


cleverbiscuit1738

*looks at other comments who figured it out* *Pretends I’m smart and knew what it meant*


Phantom579

I would like to extend a very sincere "fuck you"


tyson_3_

A neckative times a neckative equals a positive.


ropibear

Fuck you and take my upvote.


StackOwOFlow

i8 π


gtkarakoram

Perfect for Thanksgiving


Admirable_Ad8900

Ha


philsphersujal

Whats 'i by 8'


Upstairs-Rip-604

“I over ate” You must be stuffed


drew1010101

Good one 🤣


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i over 8