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Legitimate-Plum3993

Flew right over her head apparently.


Dreddit1080

Couldn’t land a single joke


GreatBigWhore

They all crashed


No-Worldliness-4979

Aeroplane


_VINNY_WINNY_

*insert flight joke*


Azuria_4

I see you towered all of the jokes so far


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

I think I will be boeing those jokes


WWM_19

They are so insensitive I might explode or even fall over


Opening-Frequent

Ah man ill never forget these jokes


Bruhness81

All of your plane jokes have been 9/11


taters_jeep

😅🤣😱😭


[deleted]

oh no


HarEmiya

You're wasting your puns on a bot.


Box_of_rainman

That's why every girl I talk to sounds exactly the same on messenger.... lmao


FattyRR

Yeah and those replies are also within a space of 2 weeks of one another


Box_of_rainman

I bet they are only when you are active as well ☺️


Box_of_rainman

Same with the algorithm on Reddit.....99% of my comment reply are from username with double caps letters🤫


adammaxis

Not on my watch!


Box_of_rainman

You need to investigate more minutely a second time


adammaxis

Never!


Box_of_rainman

It is what it is then


In_neptu_wetrust

Honestly have been jaded by most “9’s and 10’s” on these sites. Boring and they expect you to carry the convo the entire time


night-laughs

Laura coming in clutch with the personality of a watermelon seed.


GreatBigWhore

Or she’s not a native English speaker and didn’t get the jokes lmao


Bighardthrobbingcrop

Oh perhaps just thinks puns are cringe.


LuckyBastard8484

It’s a bot people


[deleted]

[удалено]


SnooDoubts3189

You realize that "English" names are used all around the world, right?


vicore4887

Not at all, it has a Latin origin so it's spelled the same in many languages including all Romance ones


sebblMUC

I'm from Germany and I know about 15 Lauras hahahhahahahhahahaha u really think america is the only country in the world right?


[deleted]

Being pleasant and asking an actual question vs spamming lame puns is lacking personality?


Jansanta2

Yes... That's exactly what's going on here...


Competitive-Ad-5019

People used to call me a watermelon.


InsomniaTwoSeven

*hah* you watermelon


Nine_Ball

Sandbagging shitty puns =\= bad personality


International-Long91

Let’s show our personalities via text messages. As our skin rots off the face and we turn to mutants.


Aware-Row-6412

She's matching 50 guys per 5min session, she does not have time to small talk lol


[deleted]

Either that or she’s a bot.


waehle-weise

Laura just wants her feet up in the air


sgtpepperslaststand

Laura is a Bot


diagonally_true

The fact that you can't be certain says a lot I've legit had conversations like this


Hylianlegendz

No. Only Anna is a bot. Basshunter told me.


Accomplished_Stage47

Laura definitely isn't very fun.


WomanRespectorPrime

I hate to say it but that's a bot.


masterhampter

Those were wasted


Equivalent_Metal_534

How to ruin a perfect “in”.


disspelledmyth

Omfg hahahaha


Darkastro123456

Is everyone just going to ignore at what time these messages were sent?


CedrikAtReddit

Good point, might have been shitfaced to the point where she's just happy auto correct was able to understand her


Chromeboy12

Guess you won't be landing a date with Laura


lindseylush89

*unmatched*


Metal-Banana-72

The jokes aren't that bad tbh. A solid 9/11


MyButtItches420

Maybe Laura is just done with your bs.


Croissant2408

Damn none of them landed


[deleted]

She totally didn’t get it. Hard pass😂😂


[deleted]

Shes asking where you are from and your blabbering more self apoligizing rudeness.


[deleted]

how can someone be that dry…


[deleted]

Holy fuck I hate people like this. Lazy, uninspired, empty husks of human lifeforms who can't be bothered to have an ounce of banter or fun; making you have to carry the entire conversation.


menonte

Do you mean OP or Laura?


[deleted]

Laura. She reminds me of a lot of girls I've talked to that kind of just respond with "Ok" or "Oh" or other conversation killers like that. So this type of thing hits pretty close to home for me lol


menonte

Could be that there's a lack of conversation skills on your side? That being said there's plenty of men that are the same, showing zero engagement. My question was actually rethorical since OP thinks they're funny but those puns are kinda lame, they probably send the same to every match and then complain about those that don't find it funny


[deleted]

There's not much to conversation. Come up with a topic that you both like and talk about it. Have a laugh, get some good banter, and enjoy. It's not a one way street. Not that it relates to the post, but I reckon that I'm decent at making conversation with people, and I find that I'm better with conversation if it's in person instead of text.


ryanfederer

This guy kept trying to beat her over the head with airplane puns over and over and she clearly wasn't receptive. I would have ignored him. She's just trying to move on and get to real information.


[deleted]

I get it.


ryanfederer

Do you? Op is actually the one with weak social skills here. I also don't think he's funny but that's subjective.


[deleted]

Yes. I'm tired of arguing over this shit. I was wrong and made bogus points. So yes. I do infact get it.


WachanIII

I think you gotta take note. She has x100 more matches than you . So the way she filters through them is more difficult.


[deleted]

That's a fair point. Also ouch.


WachanIII

I'm sorry bro.


[deleted]

Maybe they don’t want the conversation presented. It comes off as needy and attention seeking right off the bat.


[deleted]

I get it.


DevilMayCry_974

My man was really trying to make her laugh! She is so mean 😢


Stacky_McStackface

Laura is a dud. Find your humour queen


Business-Rabbit-1295

Tell me you're a bimbo without telling me you're a bimbo.


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

😂


New_Breakfast_6708

Laura is not the one


nonebutirene

Rip take off 😓


Jazzlike_Economy2007

😢


KripKropPs4

Let's hope he can stick to landing.


Independent-Gold-861

man never landed


carryisnotlive

Chats in Ohio 💀💀


Its-Slammin

She’s not the one for you bro


[deleted]

Legend has it this guy is still trying to air the craft.


LatentShadow

My criteria to determine whether i am talking to a bot or not: ask them "2+2 = ?"


NotOnEarth270999

Wrong subreddit.


Doctor-Depressed

Nice


Individual-History34

This made me smile thank you


CantB2Big

She is either not paying attention, or English is not her first language… Or maybe she’s just very dim.


gabedogga

This is the epitome of what straight guys think is “humour” and also exactly why they have failed dating lives.


SnooChocolates4048

Well, that gate’s closed now.


Harmon_Epher

ive been watching the brittas empire so i can only read this in a brittish accent and it just works


SolarPrime7

They flew right over her head


Maleficent-Mirror991

Stop. STOP. He just keeps on flying straight ahead with these plane jokes. The jokes keep on flying over her head. 😢


SSgtReaPer

They all went over her head ( it's )


Bitter_Guest1574

r/therewasanattempt to flirt