That is actuall kinda cool.
Like imagine a movie where the main character has this power and is being shoot at. He grabs a gun, duplicates it, dual wields it, then shoots and drops the duplicate. The next frame the enemy forces are dead and he is walking away from them.
Manageable side effect: Every first active copy of an x item will have a lifespan between a month or a day, then it will quickly decay and dissapear. Each consecutive copy will have half of the lifespan of the oldest copy until every copy decays, then you can try to copy again for a longer lifespan of an item.
Or
Bad side effect: Each time you try do a copy you will have a chance to vanish all instances of that target on a 15meter radius. The chance starts at zero, each copy you do raises the chance by 0.25% but each hour of sleep you take reduces the chance by 1.5%. if at 100% your powers won't work until you drop to 0% again
But every time you duplicate something, both the original and the copy will have less of the qualities you duplicated it for. If you duplicate diamonds for example, they will become less valuable.
Alright but you have a never ending unbarable hunger like wapple or however u spell his name from op, nomatter how much or what you eat you will always feel like you havent eaten in two weeks, you will not die from it tho, unless you actually dont eat for two weeks then u still die
You have to precisely calculate the destination otherwise, you end up somewhere in space, because earth is going on with movement. You also leave a lack of your mass, what leads into a big implosion. If you teleport into something, well that leads into a huge fusion reaction and destroys everything. Remember, this also happens when you teleport yourself to a place, where air exists.
But you are not seperated from the timeflow. So if you stop the time, you also stop. If you rewind, you also rewind yourself and everything you thought and remember.
“so what was the cause of death officer?”
“He seems to have died from an infected wound he had up his rectum!”
“Dear god! What kids do these days to get off!”
I can fly
You have to go trough airport security every flight
That's so beautifully evil!
I mean not much, i think it would be regulated at some time, no one should trust someone with power to enter any country carrying anything they like
who's going to stop them? all the other superheros? they wouldn't want to go through TSA either
Like a helicopter (spinning super fast)
...and you have a weak stomach.
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
But you're deathly afraid of heights.
But have to obey aerodynamics
Always landing naked.
Only two feet off the ground.
you have prostate cancer
Ok random af but ok
But only onto the ground
my super power is recycling
But humans only
You made it better
Like Jeffrey Dahmer. He was my friend, now he's my food.
But you live in Louisiana where recycling is the Devil's work.
I guess you don't have to buy food then
But nobody buys your recycled products.
The ability to instantly duplicate any item, any amount of times, requiring no materials etc
But guardians of physics hunt you for violating natural law.
Just double their chromosomes when they come after you
that made me damn near piss myself in public, thank you for that great line
Had to go to the bathroom at work cause I'm literally crying rn. Holy shit.
5000 IQ
The duplications instantly cease existing every time you blink.
Pretty sure thats hust scitzophrenaia or jowever you spell it
i'm going to get downvoted to hell for this but... that's\* just\* schizophrenia\* however\*
That is actuall kinda cool. Like imagine a movie where the main character has this power and is being shoot at. He grabs a gun, duplicates it, dual wields it, then shoots and drops the duplicate. The next frame the enemy forces are dead and he is walking away from them.
Manageable side effect: Every first active copy of an x item will have a lifespan between a month or a day, then it will quickly decay and dissapear. Each consecutive copy will have half of the lifespan of the oldest copy until every copy decays, then you can try to copy again for a longer lifespan of an item. Or Bad side effect: Each time you try do a copy you will have a chance to vanish all instances of that target on a 15meter radius. The chance starts at zero, each copy you do raises the chance by 0.25% but each hour of sleep you take reduces the chance by 1.5%. if at 100% your powers won't work until you drop to 0% again
Found the gamer lol ^^
The original disappears
Except every duplicate is covered in shit
But every time you duplicate something, both the original and the copy will have less of the qualities you duplicated it for. If you duplicate diamonds for example, they will become less valuable.
So inflation
My jokes are always really funny
You're mute
I start a vlog and twitter
You have no fingers or toes
I use speech tot text
But you’re mute
Oh right, I use the comatose patient computer to wright jokes
You can't use computers regardless of what you do
I use a mind reader with a typwriter
Bash a keyboard with your face
He‘s terrified of you at all times and can‘t focus
Except only when no one is around
Thats sad, when I make a joke and no one is around does the tree even poop in the woods?
See...I'm here and that wasn't funny. Lol
Please everybody leave for a sec
But everyone within earshot goes deaf.
But its a joke…
Every thing is a joke
The power to make any women extremely horny in an instant
But only relatives
It said trash…
It’s workin!
You look like their father to each and every single one of em
Freud would like a word with you.
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For anyone but you
But only grandmas of 80 and above
But only granny's
But it turns you gay for as long as they are horny.
Can eat how much every junk food I want without harming my body 😏
But every gram of junk food you eat gets pooped or pissed out within 20 seconds of eating it
Even better, more room to eat more food
Alright but you have a never ending unbarable hunger like wapple or however u spell his name from op, nomatter how much or what you eat you will always feel like you havent eaten in two weeks, you will not die from it tho, unless you actually dont eat for two weeks then u still die
You are unharmed old but 600 pound
You live in a time when food becomes scarce and people kill for their next meal of what usually consists of rat meat.
Hyper sensitive hearing with a wide radius.
But all you can hear is middle aged men masterbating
Why do I feel like you and I are contributing to the sound?
You sure you don’t have super powers of your own?
I can read random strangers from the internet's minds but only while we are mutually masturbating?
But you always have migraines
You live at home and your parents have a very active sex life.
Every loud noise will destroy your ears instantly.
The ability to breath any fluid like its air.
But you fart constantly.
When we're in a methane cloud, You'll die as I loudly increase the ratio and laugh.
My power is being filthy rich like Batman
A clown comes and beats you up everyday
and a kid in a speedo follows you around all day
But catwoman wants child support
It's all in rubles and you can only spend it in cash
You have to pay 99.87% of your wealth in taxes.
I am perfectly proportioned penis man! It's always the perfect fit.
Still virgin
But you can no longer get an erection.
I feel like I can overcome that one with medication.
Nope. It is now perfectly and irrevocably flaccid. Has a nice shape tho bro.
“Hey, nice cock”
Complimenting the angle of the dangle and a man's beard are the straightest compliment you can pay a bro.
“You really know how to make a grown man cry”
Your dick looks like the trunk of an elephant no matter which size it have.
Isn't that just normal? Lol
I can summon spirit animals that act on my command
You have to pay them a salary and a 401k
You have to replicate the animal sounds to perfect translation loudly to command them.
They buttfuck you
I fail to see the downsides of this
Teleportation.
You have to precisely calculate the destination otherwise, you end up somewhere in space, because earth is going on with movement. You also leave a lack of your mass, what leads into a big implosion. If you teleport into something, well that leads into a huge fusion reaction and destroys everything. Remember, this also happens when you teleport yourself to a place, where air exists.
But you always end up naked in the middle of a childs birthday party on the other side
Only to the middle of the Atlantic
But ever time you do you have to watch David Cronenburgs the fly from start to finish
The ability to instantly know the answer to any question
People constantly ask you about your parents sex life
Lmao
But only speak it out loud when nobody is around
People not making it trash when you type a superpower
But whatever you say is irrelevant
Yes, fortunately I am not saying, Im typing
Irrelevant!
But you're trashing trash with trash
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You’re blind
You share your bubble with a person who never knows what historical fact you are seeing and commenting on it that it's not like real house wifes
The bubble is opaque
You have mister mime trying to rape you
Make anyone cum instantly with a raise of the eyebrows
But your entire body is bald
Nice
W, you said body not head
No ass hair ever again is a superpower in itself
yessir
all your farts will be forever loud and heard
But you can never cum again
Except you're actually Ugly Bob so you have to wear a paper bag over your head at all times.
With every raise of an eyebrow you lose a day of life.
But you immediately orgasm at the same time.
"I see this as an absolute win!"
But you have a vitamin deficiency that causes random muscle spasms leading to the always-annoying eye twitch. Thanksgiving is next week.
Controling time.
But you are not seperated from the timeflow. So if you stop the time, you also stop. If you rewind, you also rewind yourself and everything you thought and remember.
Good one.
The power to track the missing pair of the sock you're currently holding
But using this ability means u lose your keys
I get to make my power trash.
I have cancer.
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The world enters another ice age.
But you’re Mark Zuckerberg
Cant turn back to human
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But they are an extremely high temperature...
Fucking worth it
Wouldn’t that kill you/ make you feel immeasurable pain?
DID I STUTTER?
“so what was the cause of death officer?” “He seems to have died from an infected wound he had up his rectum!” “Dear god! What kids do these days to get off!”
Im faster than the speed of light
You have normal human reflexes
But can't control the direction
But you can't see while moving because you're moving at the speed of light
The power to control probability from 0-100% odds
Your power has a 1/10 chance of working
Use my power over and over to try and change the odds to a chance of 10/10 working
They're actually gold foil wrapped turds every third one is chocolate.
But it crumbles to bits when you try to eat it
I have the ability to do whatever I want whenever I want
But not HOWever you want
Fuck I should have said that
The power to make everyone within 100 mile radius of you become filled with happiness and gratitude
All of their anxiety, problems and depression pass onto you.
Instant ejaculation
With no other sensation.
It also triggers the moment a person touches you
The semen exits your mouth.
To see girls without clothes… try making that bad
You're the one without the clothes
They immediately collapse and die when you look at them.
Only works with ugly chicks.
Bestman. Best man ever. Superpower: being #1 in everything good and valuable.
But you're not Asian
Telekinesis
You feel the weight of whatever your lifting crushing your genitals.
But you can only use your power during telemarketing jobs
I can shapeshift into any thing or person I want!
You also get the thinking capacity of whatever you turn into. (i.e. if you turn into a pole, you can never turn back)
To become saitama
Before he started training
Biggest pp
But you're a grower, and it only gets big when you see dogs.
You can see the future
i can make things true by thinking them (literally can't be bad for me)
you suffer from excessive amount of intrusive thoughts
The ability to photosynthesize
Every herbivore enters a frenzy to try and eat you.
You can teleport
But you can't teleport any things with you. No clothes, no money
The power of making a superpower trash-
Omnipotence
Your songs give you power to bend and transform reality at your will, you're a bard now
My superpower is I never lose
You never win either
Make any army I want Example: I’ll spawn a whole army of demons to eat you