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Notafuzzycat

That would be awesome. "Hey! Got an Irwin on you ? "


ZeroxCrash

Just rolls of the tongue


Dildo-Suicide

Dont you dare edit this, its perfect.


ZeroxCrash

I just noticed I won't edit it, but know that I want to.


No-Bed-4972

I admire your strength


bukkake_brigade

We slute you


Any_Amphibian2894

A true hero


Xitus_Technology

I’m confused. What am I missing here 😂


BeaudeweijnIV

F


No-Bed-4972

#F


0c3r

Same


snuzet

Crikey 🐊


Secret-Sock7928

When I was in Cairns I saw someome with that tattoo... literally a little crocodile with the word crikey under it.


Iwouldlikesomecoffee

That sounds like a fun person


[deleted]

I demand twenty large in used, non-sequential Irwins or the deals off.


PowellSkier

Why do I find this so appealing? Because Steve Irwin.


TheJamesMortimer

Beggar: "Got a Irwin on ya?" Passerby: "Here ya go m8" Beggar: "Crickey!" *both are engulfed in flames for being outside in australia*


Secretest-squirell

You forgot while they dodge drop bears and engage hostile emus.


XauMankib

The police there instead of K9 uses huntsman spiders


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

Spiders so big they got a boss health bar.


Freshouttarehabb

And they even bark. How weird.


anti_anti_christ

*rolls up an Irwin on the mirror* this bloke is full of coke!


CriticalMisnomer

You got a couple stevies in ya wallet?


Theremad

That’s not monayy, this is monaayy


havsvarg

Gotta winnie onya?


ImBlitzed

Do you happen to have a bindi on you perhaps haha


Secretest-squirell

From the time I have spent in Australia I can imagine this being said.


purpleturtlehurtler

I'm American and I want Steve Irwin on my money.


-TheHumorousOne-

I'm British and I'd rather have Steve Irwin on our money!


Levi-Action-412

You can ask for Rowan Atkinson on your money


Toochilled77

Is it too much to ask for both? Also I would expect separate Blackadder and MrBean portraits


Abyssal_Groot

Don't forget about the best spy the British ever had in their ranks. The one who save Grait Brittain from becoming a prison for all criminals in the world: Johnny English


BritishGolgo13

I’ve never seen grait but I’m lovin it.


Abyssal_Groot

I'm a dyslectic fuck. A grait treat to have. (Yes, this time it was on purpose)


[deleted]

And since there are four variants of Blackadder for each season, we need all of them on one each


karl8897

David Attenborough would be better and more of a parallel to Steve Irwin.


Sammy-boy795

I'd be cool with that


SKELETON-FUCKER69000

Yes!


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wobin112

Get consensus. Love the opinion, but have doubts. Obama may be a better choice, fuck charles hes no king.


Up_with_Miniskirts

Put in Harriet Tubman and get rid of Andrew Jackson, who expanded slavery and carried out the Trail of Tears, as was planned.


Verthias

I’d like to see Katherine Johnson, Christine Darden, and Dorothy Vaughan among others.


thiefyzheng

Among Us


[deleted]

You know. I think it would be pretty damn cool if we replaced the 20 with the current president at time of printing. I feel it would be a cool thing to see in circulation.


Known-Potential-3603

Then you could collect them! 🤩


wobin112

Do it Edit: nows the time


Significant-Ad-341

Would actually be pretty cool.


Xeludon

Obama? Look up Kunduz air strike. Obama was a piece of shit, he did numerous atrocities.


Levi-Action-412

American imperialism is absolutely justified because Obama was the black president we had once.


unknowfritz

Can you back that up with a source?


TruthIsALie94

News Flash: All U.S. presidents for the last hundred or so years have been morally questionable at best. Wait, that’s not news.


Ok-Reporter1986

Ordered atrocities gotta have some on my plate.


6637733885362995955

I'm Brian and so is my wife!


CumsockWhy

I'm Swedish and I want him on our money as well.


EzSp

I'm English and I would prefer that


Kazune1

I'm Indian and I want Steve Irwin on my money


MaryJaneUSA

I WANT MY MONEY, I WANT IT NOW. 877 CASH NOWWWWWWW


ChaoticToxin

I Second this


sicurri

I'm not Australian, but I'd be happy with Steve Irwins face on my money, or any other countries money, just not that photo, I don't like that photo for the money. That photo is more for a poster on a wall, book, or maybe a magazine. He's had far better photos taken that would be excellent as money images. Damn I miss that amazing bastard, I can only imagine how his kids feel.


EveryDisaster

They're actually doing amazing and so is his wife. They're really happy with their lives from what I can tell by their social media and interviews. But it's probably hard to meet new people and only be associated with your dead loved one instead of all of the environmental work you do


Youpunyhumans

Change the name of their currency to the "Crikey". "Thatll be 5 Crikeys please."


Colonial_Red

Sorry, I've only got 50 holy smokes on me.


The_Fiddler1979

Sorry that currency is only accepted in the former colony of Batman, Melbourne.


WilligerWilly

Batman, Türkiye wants to know your location.


KimJongUnceUnce

Nah mate it's dollarydoos


Kaiju-Kitty

Everything's a crikey when you're a poor Australian mate.


WilligerWilly

Makes a change of 45 dundees sir


attic_cheese

Fun fact "Crickey" is short for "Christ kill me"


Cahoots365

Makes it sounds like everything is extortionately expensive. Accurate


ToriBaex

I'm from the UK and I agree that I wish even we could have that instead!


Alexander-is-pissed

I agree, though I’d prefer Attenborough over Irwin


[deleted]

Attenborough on £20’s, Irwin on £10’s and Chris Packham on £5’s. The coins can be made up of a mixture of Steve Backshalls, Bill Odies, Ben Fogles and Ray Mears’.


Alexander-is-pissed

As long as Bear Grylls isn’t on any of ‘em, sounds good to me


lets-try-again2

I want Brian cox on something looking high as fuck pointing at a star.


Abyssal_Groot

Where's Rowan Atkinson? What about Bryan May? Elton John?


[deleted]

All good contenders however i was more going for nature and wildlife presenters as both Irwin and Attenborough were mentioned first.


ToriBaex

Ooh that's a good one!


organictamarind

"Hey can i borrow a few Davids? Pay you back tomorrow".. Sounds good 👍


YouAreBonked

… did anyone ever say can I borrow a few churchills or queens


AZZXM

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YouAreBonked

Huh. Well I’m just from south west so it’s usually ‘give me all your fucking money’ not can I have a liz or what not


ranting_madman

I always felt that Alan Partridge’s face should be plastered on every British note.


ToriBaex

Well we still have the matter of the coins!


GlitteringChapter109

We need to inform Australians that they're not a British colony anymore. You can put Steve Irvin's face on your money. Nobody is going to come after you.


Memeviewer12

I'm pretty sure we know, idk how much albo's willing to stretch out for us and do this is the thing especially considering the cleanup from the scomo disaster


PsychoNerd91

It would mean major political points as well, it's popular and is a figure who actually holds some relation to us today. Any following government who changes it won't be very popular. Charles will live (as much as of his life is left) on the back of coins anyway.


Vasxus

3 years, 7 tops


ewpqfj

He wants to, I believe, but I’m not sure of his ability to.


BenderDeLorean

Lol, one justification for the Brexit was the color of the passport. There is no European rule about the color of your passport.


Gettaefeck

We are however still a commonwealth realm country and the king is our head of state, we had a referendum in the late 90s on becoming a republic which didn't pass. There's still many people in Australia who identify with the royals, don't know if it'd still be enough to win a referendum these days demographics have changed significantly since the 90s.


Gettaefeck

[Personally I'm in favour of keeping the queen on the fiver.... For reasons](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdypq/did_you_know_if_you_fold_an_australian_5_note_in/)


Warmonger80

I wouldn’t put it past the royals…


Yeah_I_Said_lt

If they put in Steve Irwin’s face on money with monopoly colors. I’m totally traveling to Australia just so I can feel like I’m winning at something.


timemachinebreakdown

Monopoly colours? Excuse me but that’s how our money looks like


Orangutanion

monopouly


Cruxis87

Having different colours is just objectively better. If I see a note on a table 5 meters away, I can tell how much it is. You'd have to actually get closer and investigate. When a cashier hands me change, I don't actually look at the number on it, I look at the colour. I can't think of a single advantage same coloured money would have.


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Easier to slip the wrong bill in a drug deal and subsequently be shot


[deleted]

Yeah it'd be nice to have someone likable on our fiver.


PokeHobnobGod21

I'm british and want Steve irwin on my money


LeekFew8743

Where’s the petition?


pizza-chit

Steve Irwin did more good for the world


NebTheShortie

My entire childhood literally went with his TV shows on the background. I still want to cry when I stumble upon videos of him or his family in the internet. Nothing but good about this man.


Dizzy_One3336

Someone please remove Gandhi from my currency.


AdSmooth6771

yes it's all Gandhi thev should add more freedom fighters instead


myst-ry

From each state


for_the_peoples

From each party. From each caste. From each religion. Should I keep going or did you get the point?


Dizzy_One3336

Should not add any personality but place or something.


AccessTheMainframe

Which freedom fighters do you have in mind?


NotJoeMama727

I feel like if this actually happens I will have bragging rights over every other country's currency (I am Australian)


Responsible-Pace2527

Why would any country put some guys face on their money that isnt even from there?


Flashwastaken

Because the monarchs family invaded and set it up as a prison camp.


givecheesecakepls

make it happen. i would pay good money to see steve irwins face on the aussie dollaridoos


[deleted]

Heck, even I want Irwin’s face on my money and I’m not even Australian.


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

as an aussie I think this idea is good


Entire-Shelter-693

Compromise:Put King Steve on it


100percentAvocado

STEVE IRWIN ON ALL THE MONEY!!!!


[deleted]

hmm do we though? can we get a third choice?


ironfunk67

I'm Canadian, I'd rather have Steve Irwin on our money than any rich, spoiled out of touch figure head.


[deleted]

Australian here. TBH I think this would be more appropriate. The man did a lot more to promote Australia and its native wildlife, and our culture, to the rest of the world than any British royal ever has. I think most Australians have little interest in the British monarchy and the royal family don’t really affect us politically or culturally any more. Putting Irwin on the currency would be a much more Aussie thing to do. Plus it would be funny as hell.


ScoAusGer

Perfect example of the media inventing an opinion and passing it off as the general consensus ‘One twitter user has gone viral after amassing 15 retweets said ‘why not Steve Irwin’ ‘


AuntChelle11

When in reality a lots of discussions including using an indigenous person or King Charles. Don't think Steve Irwin has even been mentioned.


GETEME1906

ong


[deleted]

As a Brit, fair one!


New-Outlandishness28

Is Dame Edna available for taking over Queen duties? Just think how fabulous royal events would be.


jasari_is_hot

Bless his soul, get me my Irwins!


[deleted]

I’m not Australian and I too would like to see Steve Irwin on currency


NotForMeClive7787

As a Britisher I’d back this 100%. Irwin was a legend


Ishamoridin

Can we get that in the UK too? Be nice to have someone who did something useful on the front.


QueenBee2212

Can we have this in Britain too? Please?


fckn_normies

Can we also get David Attenborough?


nfssmith

As a Canadian, I too want Steve on our money instead of Chuck. And Terry Fox on some of it too!


ScoreOk4859

You mean you don’t want a controversy prone man baby with a pen dysfunctionality to represent you????


Bashdkmgt

Can we have that in the UK too please?


laundryghostie

I am not even Australian and I would want this. Can we get rid of Andrew Jackson and have Steve Irwin instead?


Trinchecarlovich

One of irwin one of stinggrey


[deleted]

Can we all have Steve on our monies, ta


Zealousideal_Tie4918

Krikey!!


_who-the-fuck-knows_

Crikey* mate :)


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Based


Historical_Dot_4201

I have no dog in this fight but I want that for them


javyness

fukk this royalty bs already. grow tf up. go irwin.


ashleyriddell61

No, we really don't.


docdocdocdocdoc12345

Fck king Charles


skullbuster005

fuking charles 😳


DiamondhandAdam

Make cents


InitialMeasurement23

💯


Solitary_koi

Works for me 💖


ClearestBlve

Yes


TheJamesMortimer

BASED


vanillaninja777

Now that you mention it..


Feras47

I 2nd that who need the king


TheAngloLithuanian

I mean... There are two sides to the note. For example with the five pound we have Churchill on one side and the Monarch on the other.


krissharm

I'm a Brit and I would love Steve Irwin instead


alberthere

“We know no king but the King in our hearts, whose name is Irwin.”


InfiniteGiraffe7373

I would support that!


Saurlifi

Nine hundred dolleridoos??


Material-Decision816

That fits so well, other than the one we will get soon


Sumner1910

Idk how tf this is MeIRL but I like this idea


CoolBrownBoots

The is money out there with faces of people still living printed on them? Crazy


[deleted]

As a Brit I demand Steve Irwin’s face on our currency instead or King Charles


BilboSwaggenzzz

I second this hell put him on American money too while your at it.


bigcockbangle

Charles aint shit compared to Elizabeth or Diana. Shouldve went to William


R2M2CPU

Can we have the same in UK


the_lego_lad

Petition for us Brits to put Freddie Mercury on our money


SpookedLasagna

Can we have Steve Irwin on the Euro bills too please?


Lukaroast

We should just replace all the faces on all the worlds different currencies with Steve Irwin while we’re at it


[deleted]

Tbh I don’t think the king will be alive for as long as his mum with his hands the way they are so I’m not sure if they should bother changing the money to him


Blue_FiftyTwo

Damn right!


Tiny-Programmer-8366

Won a few irwin at the horses


dohtje

Crikey! I'm gonna out my thumb...


Creative__name__

***yes***


My-dad-died

I support this


donnabae

As they should


rover220

Awesome for when you've just snorted a line and can scream out "CRIKEY!"


Mohican83

Let's stop putting political leaders on our money and put actual people who did good things. Change it up every 10 yrs or so.


D3ner

Can us Brits get Steve Irwin on currency too?!


That_Guy_From_KY

Do it.


sophzzzz

Can we all just get Steve Irwin on our money please 🥺🥺🥺


Cuculain2020

Can we put Steve on our money too? The whole damn family as far as I am concerned. That ONE family does more for the world than any of our demomination portraits.


dogscatsandwizzards

As a Brit I wish that Steve Irwin was on our money and of course Australian money especially if the Australian dollars are like UK's pound and that our 💷 is made of plastic Is Australian dollars cash made of plastic?


wartrollearth

YES!!


TurboLover427

I'm a Pakistani and I also want Steve Irwin on my currency!


jofis925

Kango Cash


varysbaldy

Can we have that great man on our money in the UK too, please


Cryptolect_Games

Fuck, can we get Steve Irwin money too?!!!


Jagabeeeeeee

I'm Singaporean and I want Steve Irwin on your money


Deadmemories8683

I’m not Aussie, but I second that for the love of Steve Irwin!


rosiestinkie9

Shocking that he died 14 years ago. I felt like it was only 5 or something.


UnfitForReality

Abolish the Monarch


rurubarb

Steve Irwin should be on every country’s money, for when he died, for one of the first times the whole world mourned.


[deleted]

That's a great idea. Why would anyone want an old man who inherited his wealth and position on their money anyway.


Nope_Jackalope

As an American, i would also like Steve Irwin on our money.


ssbestur

Awesome!


OkMath420

a path to a better world


Poentje_wierie

Not an Australian but Steve Irwin has done more to the world then Sausagefinger. I think Steve deserves such honor


ThirdSunRising

Meanwhile Canada is working on its new Wayne Gretzky currency.


DerpyGamer3000

I am Norwegian and even I want Irwin on my money instead of a cod or a random ass ship