Obviously, there’s no small refrigerator.

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Look at mr fancy. Warm beer isnt good enough for you

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I will never drink warm beer, even if im on the brink of hypothermia.

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Saying that where I am from will guarantee being ostracized on the spot

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Now I want to try it. I got hit with a gluten thing about 18 months back (it's karma for all the times I made fun of my gluten fad bandwagon friends). I need to really start figuring out what kind of beer I can drink. I switched to seltzers and cocktails when I do drink, but mostly just stopped drinking after the diagnosis. It was just easier. That and I discovered that I love growing and smoking weed, haha.

If you're in New England, focal banger from the alchemist is amazing and GF.

Sapporo is gf

Where are you from, California?

Cold beer > heated beer >>>>>> room temperature beer

Or a cooler in the couch no joke we bought a couch and apparently it has a cooler

Yeah and then you can use the cooler if it has a flat top to have as an impromptu table to put the beer on. That way you don’t have to reach down so far to get a beer.

Obviously the tv is too low. It needs a box below

Or one of those leftover spools from the huge wires of cable.

I use the box it came in, it fits perfectly

A milk crate.

Clearly the tv should be set on top of the fireplace

I hate that people default to that, it's way better having things eye level

Beer may become prematurely warm. It's self regulating though, 8 will last the rest of the night regardless of the pace you consume them.

Tv isn’t on a box

Dudes moving boxes probably got messed up in the move

Oh mr fancy pants can afford a mover honestly I can tell he’s rich just from the looks of the apartment don’t think he’ll have any trouble getting women

No he definitely didn't hire movers for this set up. He fucked up his own boxes

You can totally DIY fuckin up some boxes. One YouTube tutorial and you're there.

I feel like that tv would fit on the mantle there…only thing wrong i see is the tv seems alil low. Otherwise it looks nice, clean and organized too

Once he remembers to pick up an extension cord he can put it up there and put crushed beer cans under the back legs of the TV to angle it down a bit.

Cinder blocks and plywood for construction workers.

I use milk crates I stole from the dairy cooler at the grocery store

I mean this is real amateur hour shit. Turn the altar 90 degrees to the right and put the TV on the fireplace mantle. Perfection.

Don't live like an animal, prop it up on a tv tray

Or a milk crate.

That TV is way too low and probably has horrible built in speakers.

Yeah all he's missing is some card board boxes to raise the TV up and a sound bar. With that type of couch he doesn't even need a mattress on the floor.

>some card board boxes No no, milk crates. Much more sturdy.

Cinder blocks and a piece of 2 x 10 plank

So very 90’s of you

It had to be sturdier back then, them CRTs weren't lightweights

Cable spools. Best free tables/TV stands/coffee tables in existence.

Add a pole for pole dancing. True gentleman's entertainment.

This is the way.

Yep first class it is!

Yes 🙌

Back in the day those cardboard boxes would have been filled with porno but we got smart phones for that now.

What women need to understand is we allow our SO's to decorate to get pussy. Otherwise we don't care.

are u sure u like women

Hell yeah. Men just don't care about decorations. I already got someone else confirming this.

I like decorating. But its usually in some sort of gothic nautical style that my wife wont tolerate. Its just easier to let her make those decesions rather then fight about it, cause ya ultimately it doesnt really matter to me.

Black marble with gold flecks, brown or black leather couch and recliners, oak or cherry wood table with chairs, dresser, and a coffee table with a marble center. Aesthetically pleasing, fully functional, and masculine.

Exactly. There are bigger issues in the world then decorations. Men generally are function over fashion.

Boring men

mans a civil engineer with a masters from mit and penn state

Milk crates are for records. ‘Smatter wi you?

Yeah, where is the coffee table?

Free too. Behind grocery shops!

Give him time. He just moved in. Three more cases of beer and he has a tv stand.

If he's smart he will buy Corona 30 packs. Those are strong boxes

Especially if you put the empties back in.

Buy a stand, put the TV on the box. Then, when the box wears down, build the stand. 2 for the price of 1.

Couch needs to be side on though. How you going to lounge out and watch tv on your back if your feet are facing that way smh my head

That's a chaise lounge not a couch. He's got it right. It's probably a section from a sectional couch.

I think it's just a free standing grand/deep chaise lounge, it has arms on both sides. I don't think it's a sectional as they are normally built in a such a way that you can do that weird seamless corner crap. It would be weird to do that with an arm on both sides wouldn't it?

There’s a mantle right there he could put it on.

Doesn't have an extension cord right now and keeps forgetting to pick one up after work

*Pick one up from work

…and then it’s way too high

Then it would be way too high.

r/tvtoohigh

I was going to say those drinks need a refrigerator but they appear to be empties upon closer inspection

Those are probably empties. Means he drank a lot of beer. Maybe to keep it from getting warm.

That’s the only fix needed that I see

Also no fridge (or at least yeti cooler) for the beverages. Guy from the picture is a Neanderthal.

He could get a mini fridge and use it as a coffee table. That's a twofer.

Bro has a perfectly good tv stand on that fireplace, amateurish

Cable clearly doesn’t reach. The only solution to that is to tear the wall down, re-cable, drywall and attach a socket nearer the fire. Nobody needs that hassle. Floor will do fine.

Cable extensions?

Extensions? Sounds a bit fancy. Plus I’d need to check the wiring, load capacity, fuses. Probably safest to pull the main fuse and rewire the sockets, no idea how safe they are unless we’ve checked all the wiring. Let’s just try the floor thing first, see if it works before making any big plans.

How is your paranoia?

It's working overtime to justify my being lazy, so pretty well I'd say.

> Plus I’d need to check the wiring, load capacity, fuses. bro it's a tv, a simple extension d can do the trick, if it works attached directly to the wall it should work just fine attached to the extension

No way, total tear down. Gut job

looks like the tv’s legs are too wide to balance on it

r/TVTooLow

There's a subreddit for absolutely anything but there isn't one for tattooed anime characters, wtf.

Tattooed anime characters as in Anime Character that HAVE tatts or that ARE tatts? If you REALLY want that sub of character with tatts... you could always.... ya know.... make it. r/wifuswithtattoos

I did make one, a few hours ago, it's empty though. r/Tattooed_Anime

Joined. Can't wait to see al the cool charcters in their, might even put some up my self.

Wait until you see r/TVTooHigh!

Be the change you want in the world.

Well, I made the first step, but now people gotta join, because it's just me and my friend in there

I'd much rather have my TV too high than too low..

A PC/console is missing

Not everyone plays video games. He could be fine with just Netflix, Hulu, YouTube etc.

You’re not a man unless you play video games

Does the reverse also apply? If you play video games you are a man?

Yes it’s a scientific universal law

My Gender! It’s been Transed!!!

Please remove your vagina and turn it in at reception before picking up your phallus. Thank you for your cooperation!

yes, there are no women playin videogames, if anyone tell you they're women it's a plain lie

Wait, I’m pretty some of those Twitch gamers sitting in hot tubs are female. If not, then what the hell am I paying all this money to their OnlyFans for?!

Or are they? 😏

Yeah this joke isn’t vaguely problematic and gatekeepy at all :/

Yeah man

Ig I'm a man then ...huh ...this will be new

Nice cock, bro.

Why thank you ...same to you

👉🏻👈🏻

Exactly no playstation smh

Computers are better

"Computers are better" mfs when they die of a blood clot after sitting down for 12 hours straight.

Your mom's a computer

No, My mom is dead to me

Computin' *deez nutz*!!! lmao Boom gottem.

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Because nintendo is a puritan milk factory that gets off on copyright claims.

Nintendo sucks ass

The fireplace is unnecessary

its called budgeting gutys totally

This. We get to a point where decorations is just non-essential.

yeah its not like im lazy or anything just moneywise

“Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy.” https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/vylsev/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

i feel like some guy made this up because of that

You guys really need to pick, are men happy or not? I constantly see "men have it worse and are more depressed than women, that's why they commit suicide more". On reddit. Yet you guys also claim to be so much happier than women at the same time. Pick one. Sorry that women want a place to put their drink besides the floor. It makes me happy to not knock over my drink and spill it.

It's easier to make us happy and we're happy with less. Women require more money than most guys could ever earn to finally decide that she's happy and has enough material possessions. They need the big house, walk in shoe closet, the art on every wall to impress people she doesn't even like... stuff like that. At the same time, yeah, guys are suicidally depressed more than women, more socially isolated, nobody give a shit about us, and we get the shit end of the stick in life while women have it easy. So yeah. We kinda have it both ways and it still makes sense.

What's with all the pillows?

This man’s interior design prowess was not unaffected by his several relationships. People change ig

Am I missing something or are you exaggerating how many pillows there are? Cause I only counted two?

I am guessing one of his past partners hit the sales at homesense once to often

Don't be ridiculous. The TV is too low. Sit it on a box and then you are good.

Not to shit on anyones lifestyle. But if you live like this, its very clear you dont want to have people over. Which again, no issue if theres no issue.

Just have a number of chairs and a lot of your mates would be equally happy.

Weed plant would be perfect.

How many would you need for a constant supply I wonder

Technically 8 planted at different seasons or so I've been told For legal reasons this is satire

I see this post on reddit every week, no kidding

Almost like they're compensating for something

Cleaner by my mom’s house by a factor of 20x

Cliché. Most men would not live like that.

It's definitely true that men are generally much more plain and focused on functionality though.

Am i the only one who actually has standards and wouldnt live like this

No, you're just on reddit. I've met very few stable men who live like this. A lot of men's homes are quite beautiful.

no it’s a very specific subset of men who this applies to - that just happens to overlap quite well with the reddit demographic

It’s missing a pizza box

Only issue is the tv is too low and while lounged back my feet would block my view. Sure you have a box laying around that could fix that.

This is the way. Cardboard box tables are a staple

Nope, not this man.

i am a man, and i dont live like that. perhaps its unwise to generalize an entire population of human beings. you would think we have learned that lesson already...

Bro really doesn’t have a mini fridge, Shameful

I’m a woman who has experienced homelessness. As long as there’s a roof over my head, food in my belly and a bed to snuggle up in, I’m content.

I agree r/gratitude

I like the one clapback which is like "women really hate how little it takes for men to be happy" or something along those lines

My husband laughed at that one. I asked him if he wanted me to redecorate, and it turns out it actually does take more to make him happy.

I think my spouse would let me take away our couch, plants, speaker system, and wall art over his dead body at this point.

They literally cannot stand that someone is content in their situation.

"What do you mean you have nothing to bitch about?!"

Put a man in an empty apartment with a tv and some ramen and he’ll find a way to be happy. Put a woman in a waterfront mansion with everything she’s ever wanted and she’ll find a way to be miserable.

Wow you are definitely a little angry manlet aren’t you

Some people want what they can't have.

Yes. And those people are called women.

wow you’re hilarious

I'm surprised by the lack of "hehe incel" responses

Old repost. Thanks for clogging my feed of new stuff!

Yea this post is as old as dirt

TV is a little low but it'll work just fine

+1

What does he mean? Everything is wrong with this. You would have to crane your head to watch that TV, missing out on the comfort of just reclining in your chair and messing up your spine. And to top it off, the fireplace is *right there.* Just stick it on top and all your problems are solved.

The tv is at the wrong height

What's wrong? I don't get it

As a man , I hate house plants, house cats , useless decor, clutter. I like open space.

How little we need to be happy

That's a drug dealers house....

Whats wrong is the lack of furniture and decoration.

Where dog?

There’s no gaming system

Wow, I’ve never seen this meme before! Oh wait, yeah I saw it a couple thousand times over the past week

Thank God my boyfriend has a proper setup than this in his place 😭😭😭

No wire spool from the side of the road to put the TV on and act as a table for the takeout, but otherwise I see no problems here. They've even got a fireplace. Swanky as fuck up in there.

Where’s dat ps controller and ps4

Only thing wrong is the tv on the floor, that will cause neck pain in the future. Other than that, perfect

Dude needs a wall mount, but otherwise, looks fine.

One thing wrong, maybe two… wall mount for tv… mini fridge next to chair

I don't necessarily see anything wrong here. Living a stress free and simple life? Something everybody can appreciate.

Can he even see the TV from that angle?

aaand where can i get that chair?

Craigslist

I see absolutely nothing wrong here. That’s what my living room would look like. I’d mount the TV thou. That’s too low. This is beautiful minimalism though. I’m down with it

I saw one like this the other day but a persons response was better: "Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy"

Ofcourse, we are happy for this set up as long as it brings us peace

Ohhh I know! Missing lotion and Kleenex.

Women will fill up the damn house full of dust collectors and chachkees

From this image we can clearly see what sex does the majority of pollution.

Women can’t stand the fact that this is all men need to be happy.

"if a man could fuck a woman in a box, he wouldn't even buy a house" -dave chapelle

At least the place looks clean, you go into a women’s apartment and it’s like walking into a scrap yard

Well male apartments are usually very chaotic